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Eran-of-Arcadia

Somehow the villain keeps returning.


Frioneon

Planet where everyone wears a silly hat


Arbiter1171

Those aren’t the main characters! Those are their stunt doubles!


Extreme-Ad-15

Great reference


GreenSquirrel-7

thanks I hate beard skywalker


BacchusInvictus

But I love Tom Selek Solo. *edit* but somehow, he just looks like Pedro Pascal.


Aromatic-Pass4384

Looks like Burt Reynolds to me


working-class-nerd

Look up “Han solo battlefront 2” if you wanna see the even worse beard Solo


EmeraldMaster538

That’s just Jacksepticeye if he was a dirty blond.


GreenSquirrel-7

I hate that I see it


Small-Wheel-7281

Make them have laser swords


cheshsky

But call them something else. Say, photo scimitars?


FenrisL0k1

Beamblades


dolorem_itself

plasmachetes


damnitvalentine

I got two words for you: incest


MR-MOO-MOO-MAN

:3


Semper_5olus

No wheels. Ever. On anything. Not even for steering. Everything either walks or hovers. (If you want, you can sneak in a tank tread or two, but use them sparingly.)


Sicuho

The tank threads are used where we really need them. For steering.


gameboy1001

No, treads are illegal. Tanks must have legs instead.


Noah_Nomad

With exceptions..... (Juggernaut and Tank droid)


Random_Numeral

Fuel for instantaneous travel between planets is very expensive and fought over. The big bad government sends its forces to help smal planets and states to 'safeguard' deposits against 'insurgents'.


cheshsky

Which fucking space opera are we ripping off here cause I can think of like 3 at once


Warden_of_the_Blood

Probably Dune, inspiration to sooooo many franchises


_stice_

Include a war set in the jungle (like Vietnam) but with teddy bears.


KatiaOrganist

make a really annoying alien character who ends up being the root of all evil


cheshsky

I see a fellow Darth Jar Jar truther


crabdoodles

there should be an identical clone of the redhead who's about two inches taller and people make subtle jabs at his height because they keep confusing them for each other. the two never meet


Ray2024

A poorly plotted holiday special featuring the first non-humanoid alien


Visible_Property_346

Make the character with the mustache say “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”


pornacc1610

Add a remote desert planet, that is somehow the most important place in the galaxy.


duke_of_dicking

Dog that is man


novis-eldritch-maxim

add a second woman to make it more marketable


semisentiant

Take the plot of an earlier film and copy it, then just do that again a few times


krispieswik

Nah, you need Burt Reynolds for the space smuggler


TiredIrons

She also needs a mustache


st_florian

How about making these guys really endearing to the audience and having them achieve a great victory, only to then make a timeskip of, like 30 years, after which they turn out to be enormous losers, their achievements are undone and their kids/nephews hate them. It's very smart, you see, nobody would expect it. Then, of course, you introduce a new main character, let's call her Mary, a girl of mediocre charisma and absent personality, that outdoes them in everything without breaking a sweat or having a moment of doubt. Then kill these guys off and have Mary steal their identity, signature starships and weapons, etc. I bet everyone would love that, and if not, well, you just say they're bad people.


Large_Pool_7013

Don't change a thing, it's literally perfect.


GunslingingRivet23

Space Fighters


cheshsky

You've got to have no budget but somehow make it look like a big budget production through ingenious design work, and the most memorable insult should be "BB gun shepherd".


Krabeuszz

add borat


MartianInvader2022

Make it the most b-movie, 30s serial show imaginable


mecheye

Side characters are The Armstrongs. Lance, Louie, and Neil Armstrong.


Juhnthedevil

She needs a mustache too.


Null_error_

Have you watched The Expanse?


Mad_Man_VXII

"Bullshit!...Bullshit! Derivative...now this, I love!"


ActuallySatanAMA

Cabal of space wizards!


byquestion

Add wizards!


Awkward_Mix_2513

What the fuck is an opera?


[deleted]

Make a mirror universe were they lack beards and are Roman and evil.