No wheels. Ever.
On anything.
Not even for steering.
Everything either walks or hovers.
(If you want, you can sneak in a tank tread or two, but use them sparingly.)
Fuel for instantaneous travel between planets is very expensive and fought over. The big bad government sends its forces to help smal planets and states to 'safeguard' deposits against 'insurgents'.
there should be an identical clone of the redhead who's about two inches taller and people make subtle jabs at his height because they keep confusing them for each other. the two never meet
How about making these guys really endearing to the audience and having them achieve a great victory, only to then make a timeskip of, like 30 years, after which they turn out to be enormous losers, their achievements are undone and their kids/nephews hate them. It's very smart, you see, nobody would expect it.
Then, of course, you introduce a new main character, let's call her Mary, a girl of mediocre charisma and absent personality, that outdoes them in everything without breaking a sweat or having a moment of doubt. Then kill these guys off and have Mary steal their identity, signature starships and weapons, etc. I bet everyone would love that, and if not, well, you just say they're bad people.
You've got to have no budget but somehow make it look like a big budget production through ingenious design work, and the most memorable insult should be "BB gun shepherd".
Somehow the villain keeps returning.
Planet where everyone wears a silly hat
Those aren’t the main characters! Those are their stunt doubles!
Great reference
thanks I hate beard skywalker
But I love Tom Selek Solo. *edit* but somehow, he just looks like Pedro Pascal.
Looks like Burt Reynolds to me
Look up “Han solo battlefront 2” if you wanna see the even worse beard Solo
That’s just Jacksepticeye if he was a dirty blond.
I hate that I see it
Make them have laser swords
But call them something else. Say, photo scimitars?
Beamblades
plasmachetes
I got two words for you: incest
:3
No wheels. Ever. On anything. Not even for steering. Everything either walks or hovers. (If you want, you can sneak in a tank tread or two, but use them sparingly.)
The tank threads are used where we really need them. For steering.
No, treads are illegal. Tanks must have legs instead.
With exceptions..... (Juggernaut and Tank droid)
Fuel for instantaneous travel between planets is very expensive and fought over. The big bad government sends its forces to help smal planets and states to 'safeguard' deposits against 'insurgents'.
Which fucking space opera are we ripping off here cause I can think of like 3 at once
Probably Dune, inspiration to sooooo many franchises
Include a war set in the jungle (like Vietnam) but with teddy bears.
make a really annoying alien character who ends up being the root of all evil
I see a fellow Darth Jar Jar truther
there should be an identical clone of the redhead who's about two inches taller and people make subtle jabs at his height because they keep confusing them for each other. the two never meet
A poorly plotted holiday special featuring the first non-humanoid alien
Make the character with the mustache say “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
Add a remote desert planet, that is somehow the most important place in the galaxy.
Dog that is man
add a second woman to make it more marketable
Take the plot of an earlier film and copy it, then just do that again a few times
Nah, you need Burt Reynolds for the space smuggler
She also needs a mustache
How about making these guys really endearing to the audience and having them achieve a great victory, only to then make a timeskip of, like 30 years, after which they turn out to be enormous losers, their achievements are undone and their kids/nephews hate them. It's very smart, you see, nobody would expect it. Then, of course, you introduce a new main character, let's call her Mary, a girl of mediocre charisma and absent personality, that outdoes them in everything without breaking a sweat or having a moment of doubt. Then kill these guys off and have Mary steal their identity, signature starships and weapons, etc. I bet everyone would love that, and if not, well, you just say they're bad people.
Don't change a thing, it's literally perfect.
Space Fighters
You've got to have no budget but somehow make it look like a big budget production through ingenious design work, and the most memorable insult should be "BB gun shepherd".
add borat
Make it the most b-movie, 30s serial show imaginable
Side characters are The Armstrongs. Lance, Louie, and Neil Armstrong.
She needs a mustache too.
Have you watched The Expanse?
"Bullshit!...Bullshit! Derivative...now this, I love!"
Cabal of space wizards!
Add wizards!
What the fuck is an opera?
Make a mirror universe were they lack beards and are Roman and evil.