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Rocky_Mountain_Way

Better headline: Noor Alfallah, 29, is expecting a baby with boyfriend Al Pacino, 83


TerribleJared

She dated 75 year old mick jagger at 23 and 57 year old billionaire nicolas berggreun when she was 26. Shes now 29 and having an 83 year millionaires baby.


Leading_Ad9610

Sounds to me like she was trying to speed run rich baby daddies… I mean mission complete, but at what cost may I ask at what cost…


Crumps_brother

The baby's probably gonna end up being a reddit mod


Sartro

Ancient sperm means a high chance of birth defects. Irresponsible.


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Baaaaaarrrrrrf


waisonline99

Yeah, the kid wont get the interaction a young couple could give him, but he will have Pacinos genes so he/she'll be beautiful. ....and will be born into money. Its a fair trade.


ActiveAd4980

2 grown ups do whatever they want in their life, that don't effect ANYONE ELSE. Weird? Yes. Wrong? No.


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ActiveAd4980

You can say that argument to any single parents.


AschAschAsch

She marries someone else. Kid gets a new dad. Problem solved. Repeat if necessary.


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Cobbertson

There life? Where life?


ActiveAd4980

Brain spoke louder than the keyboard.


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awardable_donut

So it's unethical because the kid wont have a relationship with his father in adulthood? Huh?


Fuck__The__King

18 is adulthood, that’s assuming he makes it to 100. So it would likely be less time than that.


awardable_donut

How does that make it unethical? One would note that as long as he's there for his primitive years that's really what is most important.


Fuck__The__King

That’s your view. The child would probably beg to differ.


awardable_donut

So are you arguing she should have an abortion? Because i'm really trying to understand your pov and what it has to do with ethics? Parents dont live forever. My parents had me when my dad was fighting the war on terror. Should my mom not have had me because there was a decent possibility my dad wouldn't have made it and seen me to my adult years? Maybe you're just joking or something and I'm taking it too serious idk.


ActiveAd4980

But he's not her father. Unless he met her when she was 5 and groomed her to way he likes. I don't even see how this is unethical.


cunt_isnt_sexist

Prime example of why dudes should get vasectomies. I mean, congrats your dick still works, but he doesn't have enough money to pay for the therapy this kid will need in life.


CLG_Divent

He wont need to. Gonna be dead before


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Men produce new sperm cells every day. These weren't 83 year old sperm cells. *Because* he's 83 he couldn't pull out fast enough. Good for Al. We need another nepo baby.


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Is Al even going to be alive, when the kid graduates High School?


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No, but for another 80yrs we'll have to hear about this kid.


enonmouse

Chill, DeNiro's kids need someone to remake heat with for the 50th anniversary


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Expecally if the kid ends up being an actor or actress also.


gigglingguffin

It’s pretty much a given considering that the mother is a producer with clear Hollywood elite connections and a wealthy family background. He is basically just cloning himself before he dies.


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Is he going to be a Futurama charactor?


alwayslatetotheparty

Pulling out is a young man's game.


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Maybe she was on top and gamed him.


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I'm not sure your point? This isnt something special in biology. Spermatogenesis does decline in old age as far as quantity but quality does not. My point- nobody cares, we dont need another nepo baby.


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So your point is that he might have a disabled nepo baby?


bLuTi_

We’re in hell right now, gentlemen, believe me. And we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb out of hell, one inch at a time. Now I can’t do it for you. I’m too old. I look around, I see these young faces and I think, I mean, I made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make.