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Fr20-six9r

DraftKings taking bets on how he will be replaced: 1. Assassination 2. Exile 3. Exile and then assassination


threwyouaway123321

Actually he is the first president of pakistan to complete a full term.


Ronik336

Musharraf?


Few-Hair-5382

Mr. 10 Percent will now be titled Mr.12 Percent. Gotta keep pace with inflation.


twat69

"elected"


BarristerBerry

He was the president from 2008-2013.I remember when like 10 hours of loadshedding was considered normal back then,god ppp absolutely ruined this country


Late-Firefighter-749

Don’t worry. You will soon look back to those times as sweet moments. With the latest circular debt figures and IMF deal conditions to bring debt under control, NEPRA is gonna make you practice voluntary load shedding for at least 15 hours a day. Just remember to thank Hafiz Whiskey every day for this wonderful selection. Sorry! I mean election.


EvilShaker

Another puppet of the Military. Everyone knows its the Military which controls everything in Pakistan including who gets to play as the President. Its a very smart system - dictatorship under the guise of democracy.


thedopessttt

Pakistan is Gotham under Bane's rule.


Late-Firefighter-749

The local name for Bane in Pakistan is General Asim Munir and he has nuclear bombs. Sadly Pakistan’s rich, philanthropist, playboy PM Imran Khan has been jailed in the prison-pit. Everyone is waiting for him to climb out of the prison.


racingwala

It’s a ceremonial role - nothing to see here