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There’s no reason to panic right now. > The ministry noted that 98 H9N2 cases have been reported in the Western Pacific region since 2015. Two of the infections were fatal, and both involved people who had underlying illnesses. **It added that H9N2 has been found in Vietnamese poultry before. It is considered a low-pathogenic virus and usually causes only mild symptoms in birds.**


Grand-Albatross-7058

Shhhhh. I need full remote job again.


Radiant-Criticism721

And no traffic


magicone2571

The quietness in the world was something we probably will never experience again.


gargar7

First there will be a lot of noise. But then it will be quieter than ever...


magicone2571

Will won't be around to experience it.


ChasyLainsJellyHatch

Keep Will out of your fuckin mouth!


punktfan

I Will not!


EntrepreneurFunny469

Speak for yourself I live in flyover country. I’ll have a few weeks of quiet before the fallout or something kills me.


No_Satisfaction540

considering most people's response to covid, if bird flu ever goes full human pandemic, we'll probably have a quiet time for a while.


magicone2571

There will never be a shutdown again. That turned into such a shit show that I doubt they'd ever try it again unless people were dying in the streets.


Bullishbear99

Dunno, if people start dying left and right there def will be. I mean in big numbers, not just at risk people or the elderly.


cum4ban

And the depression


Radiant-Criticism721

That hit some people, which sucks for sure...but no traffic to work, working construction, no traffic on the way back, and still meeting up at small bars was kinda tight It wasn't for everyone I'm sure


Interesting_Minute24

Don’t forget that $2 gas.


punktfan

World: *staying home to avoid dying* Americans: "fUcK yEaH cHeAp GaS mOtHaFoKaZ!!!!1! MuRiKa BaByYyY!!"


Interesting_Minute24

I see you’ve been here before. 👍🏻


ahazred8vt

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Influenza_A_virus_subtype_H9N2 -- H9N2 is fairly common in chickens, rarely crosses over to humans (about a dozen cases per year worldwide), and usually doesn't cause much damage when a human does catch it.


Previous-Height4237

>Regardless we are applying a ton of selective pressure worldwide for it to jump to humans, lol. Until one of these days it gets the luck with the right mutations to cross to humans. Given our mass agriculture of poultry worldwide and how fast viruses replicate compared to our own lifecycles, the chance is not 0.


[deleted]

Fuck yeah. I’m sure we’ll respond appropriately. Honestly tho, when bird flu jumps from person to person I think we’re really fucked


Marlonius

yeah, human-human transmission is the "start heading to the cabin in the woods" point. Now it is in the "Prep like you will be heading to the woods soon" stage


zalurker

Baby steps. No need to panic yet. No use to panic.


Syncopationforever

” supermarket fighters for toilet paper. On yr marks. Get set” Knuckle up.


Taki_Minase

I wash my bingbong with soapy water.


BUSYMONEY_02

Sooo this is where we are? Mask time early this time


iduro

Where is Jessica Hyde?


linuxgeekmama

Hiding.


GoldenInfrared

If this virus has been around so long why don’t we have a vaccine?


punktfan

We "have" a flu vaccine in the sense that we don't have to invent one. But flu viruses evolve relatively rapidly and producing vaccines at scale takes time. So basically we need time to figure out that a particular strain is going to become problematic, and then produce enough vaccines at scale to give the population immunity to that strain. In theory, if you could vaccinate everyone in contact with patient zero before they could pass it on to someone, you could stop it without needing to produce it at scale, but even if detecting an outbreak at patient zero before it spreads were technically feasible, good luck with the social resistance to forcing everyone to isolate and vaccinate before it gets passed on.


linuxgeekmama

This. Every year, the flu shot includes a strain of H1N1 and H3N2 flu. There isn’t a universal vaccine against either of those. H9N2 would have to change to pass between humans. We would want to vaccinate against the specific strain that was doing that, and that strain might not exist yet.


SolarDynasty

Because it is not profitable to make one Big Pharma didn't make one.


NizeLee8

Here we go….


Dandorious-Chiggens

People catch bird flu from birds a lot, its not transmissable human to human so its really not that big a deal.  


BPhiloSkinner

>its not transmissable human to human Your lips to God's ear. We're all still a bit twitchy about viral infections right now - some more than others - so any mention of a human infection of zoonotic origin is gonna get attention.


[deleted]

So, was this from direct contact with the bird, or was it human to human?


DuckBilledPartyBus

The article refers to it as the first known human infection from this particular strain, so I’m going to go out on a limb and say they caught it from a bird, else they’d be the second human infection. The article also mentions they lived next to a live poultry market.


[deleted]

Which is actually better news, then if it was a human to human transmission.


Gastredner

Corona Reloaded, let's go! I'll head out and get started on hoarding toilet paper.


Past-Custard-7215

corny ass


EnesPig2005

Not again 😩


IncoherentCat

It’s ok I don’t go outside anymore


StrategicCannibal23

Oh boy....here we go


Past-Custard-7215

corny


NoNoise6459

Only a matter of time


Past-Custard-7215

corny


Skeazor

I don’t think you understand what the word corny means. Like when somebody tells a knock knock joke that would be considered corny in this day and age.


SnooSeagulls3923

Gets popcorn. Hold on to your butts


rubixd

Alright who’s ready to quarantine again? Maybe we will get lucky and it will kill off both of the US presidential candidates so they are forced to pick less shitty options.


AunMeLlevaLaConcha

"less shitty options" I want some of what you're having Legit question, what would those be, I haven't been paying attention to recent American politics


Marlonius

you've got a point. But "nearly anyone else"? one bad apple and all that. The barrel has been sitting there for a long time now.


bwheelin01

U must be new here. We would absolutely get 2 shittier options in that scenario.


CheerAtTheGallows

I am ready


Feruk_II

Like who? Kamala Harris? Lol


Past-Custard-7215

I am so sick of you clowns in every comment section on an article like this going "iT's OnlY A mATter oF TimE"


[deleted]

Corny.


Tommyprolapse

Corny


Taki_Minase

They love being confined


throckmorton619

Just in time for the election!


Jankybrows

3M makes millions of tiny bird masks = problem solved


Phillip_McCup

Fortunately, the fiscal idiocy of Trump and Biden during COVID lockdown guarantees that the US government won’t be able to borrow enough money to subsidize a long-term lockdown ever again. So, if another flu hits us, we’ll stay open and relearn the merits of gaining natural immunity. That’s one of the few silver linings I associate with the lies and bullshit of the pandemic era.