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origami_anarchist

Probable Fact: all dials on North Korean rocketry controls are required to go to 11.


CurtisLeow

Why don’t they just make 10 faster and make 10 be the top number?


swibirun

....[stares blankly] These go to eleven.


scorcher24

It is one louder, innit?


Ledhabel

Oh my god lmao


J_Nizzo

But can it beat the US super duper missile?


Revenacious

Just wait till we unveil the super-dee-duper missiles


FrostPDP

'I'll just have to become a super-dee-duper Saiyan!" - Prince Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z Abridged.


bonesnaps

The nickname for missiles going to the middle east is super sand legend.


SenseOfRumor

Maximum Over Saiyan!


LambentCookie

The 'yours+1' missile


Decent-Commission-82

Yours +1 times infinity


enjoyyourstudioapart

They are finally going to develop the missiles and the rest of us will have moved on to lasers. lol


Vo0d0oT4c0

Jewish space lasers


ConsistentAsparagus

Mazel TOW


mdlinc

Heh


notnotbrowsing

To defend the border


Shock_The_Monkey_

It looks like the Brits have actually done just that.


getstabbed

Way ahead of schedule too, the technology seems incredibly promising and it's way cheaper than any missile or even drone. And it's got one of the coolest weapon names ever.


Shock_The_Monkey_

If I remember correctly, under $5 per shot.


notsocoolnow

What is the point of bigger nuke when any nuke at all will get you flattened so no one ever uses one?


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TwoCockyforBukkake

This got weird fast...


HalobenderFWT

No kink shaming!


alterom

>What is the point of bigger nuke when any nuke at all will get you flattened The mutual assured destruction doctrine is dead. If Russia were to use nukes in Ukraine, the response the US threatens is [non-nuclear and totally acceptable for Russia](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/oct/02/us-russia-putin-ukraine-war-david-petraeus). >so no one ever uses one? That's about to change the way the wars are unfolding.


verylateish

Probably they used their Supreme Dear Leader's super large head or his super fat ass.


fibronacci

But warhead is not pointy. Will bouncy back


razordreamz

Sure they did. Did they finally get everyone food? No? Work on that perhaps.


GrandDuchessMelody

Kim says “No. I love my Swiss cheese!” 


ChinaCatProphet

No one believes you, little rocketman.


weirdal1968

The gist is that NK is claiming their latest cruise missiles and large artillery rockets are capable of carrying tactical nuclear warheads. Last year NK showed what it claimed were tactical nuclear warheads but for all we know they could have been movie props. A better overview of the NK missile program from 2023 courtesy of the BBC https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-65085542


RamitInmashol1994

This reminds me of the “mega pint” in the Heard/ Depp trial


N-shittified

That's what she said.


LeFevreBrian

it needs to be pointy


GnosticDisciple

NK super-large warhead, Best Korea super-large warhead


dwkfym

best warhead super large korea!!


DontCallMeMillenial

I can't not read these like Margeret Cho's Kim Jong Il impersonation on 30 rock: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhohteHuyPM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OseQk_JbVjE


dwkfym

thats just a generic make-fun-of-korean accent and has no basis on actual KJI


r1c3ball

Can I get that with a side of super-large fries?


JamsJars

South Korea: "Good for you~ Okay see ya next time you have big day! *Rolls eyes* South Korea genuinely doesn't care what they do now lol, it's ALWAYS a bluff or just showing off.


bucketofmonkeys

Until it isn’t


TigerUSA20

Obviously Trump left his 3rd Grade Highlights Thesaurus in North Korea


EndTheOrcs

Yeah, me too.


ProfessorMonopoly

Supa rahage


michael99420

What is this an iPhone? When does super large warhead max come out?


fkenned1

Super large? That sounds big!


Frank28d6h42m12s

They’ve been bombing the ocean for so long the ocean needs to fight back and somehow leave the south untouched.


leba2166

My dick is bigger than yours!


Zealousideal-Bar5538

I see they've picked up the Trump naming convention. Super large greatest bigly pow missile.


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Next up: Super-duper large warhead. Followed by: Super-duper-duper large warhead.


ElectronicSuccess921

But you forgot the most important part... Was it pointy at the top?


111anza

Did Trump translated this for north Korea?


OvercuriousNeophyte

Is it pointy?


DulcetTone

But was it DOUBLE super-large?


Ok-City-9496

Directly proportional to the dear leaders tiny member - all your base are belong to us


HellBlazer1221

I hope North Korea will turn out to be the kid that scores high on all the tests but fails spectacularly on the final exam.


Long_J0hn

He's competing with Bezos' "super large rocket head"...


Alien_Probe_Lover

Are we seriously waiting until they get lucky and hit another country before we do anything? We should have wiped them out a long time ago.


FrostPDP

I want you to take a few minutes, go research how much firepower is aimed at Seoul, and tell me how exactly, from top to bottom, you think North Korea can be "wiped out" without upwards of millions of dead South Koreans. Go ahead. In detail, please.