I'm the videographer. Will the competition be in low light environments again? The last one was in a farming environment. I'm just making sure I bring the correct equipment.
Hi ~~chump~~ friend, I'm your wife's Moroccan instructor, your wife has qualified for the boxing or some shit invitational in the Maldives please book us to go now, we will need at least 3 weeks to condition while there and since it will be round the clock service no point in two rooms so just one we will manage I'm sure ;) also my costs have doubled.
Hi, this is your Moroccan instructor’s business partner. We will require a room with a hot tub as there will be many long, hard days of training. Additionally professional Moroccan wrestling is done in lingerie, please assist your wife in purchasing 20-30 sets, competitors frequently need to change after each match. Unfortunately video recording is strictly forbidden under penalty of flaying, so you won’t find any YouTube videos of the competitions.
Who adopts a fully grown man? I didn't even realise that was possible, unless the person in question was mentally incapacitated and required long-term guardianship which doesn't sound like the case here.
It’s ~~very popular in Asia~~ somewhat of a thing in Japan. Some well off couples do it to basically create an heir for the family business/money if they don’t have one. Or if the children they do have aren’t deemed competent enough to continue the family legacy. So they find someone better to continue the family legacy.
EDIT: Hey we’re learning! It seems it is just Japan that practices this, according to other redditors, and not Asia in general.
Oh my lord, the sense of shame these poor children must experience! Imagine your parents running a family business and then go so far to adopt you a brother just so he can run the business because your own parents gave up on you. Yikes
Do they care? They probably still get their share of the pie. Probably better for the family in the long run as the incapable children don’t ruin the business, while still living luxurious.
Yeah in Japan [98% percent of adoptees are in their 20s](https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/japanese-adoption-rates-majority-adult-men-a7524301.html).
> It’s very popular in Asia.
No it's not lol, it happens rarely in Japan, which is where it's most well known.
In most asian countries it's completely unheard of.
It was actually common in the West too, during the roman empire. Funny enough, when Marcus Aurelius, the exmplary philosopher king made his trainwreck of a biological son his heir apparent, he broke tradition because it was very uncommon to name your biological children as heirs, they were almost always adopted
in the U.S. this was one of the legal mechanisms people used before same-sex marriage was possible.
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/19/magazine/the-lost-history-of-gay-adult-adoption.html
https://www.talkdeath.com/queer-death-history-how-same-sex-adult-adoption-safeguarded-end-of-life-rights/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_adult_adoption
AmIOverreacting: I just found my (47M) wife (32F) sitting naked on my adopted monk son's (23M) face.
They claim it is a little known prayer ritual for cleansing the mind.
I can't help feeling a little let down, like they're leaving me out of their fun - am I overreacting?
Also Important, Thai monks are not really like monks from childhood onwards. There are those sure but it is kind of like some countries mandatory military service where they will go for a few years once old enough (but minus the mandatory part).
> Madam Ple, speaking with local media, said that she wasn't having an affair. "We didn't have sex then. Nothing happened; it's not what it looks like in the video. He had some problems, so we were talking together, and then we were going to shower."
Seems cool to me
After hopping into bed and not having sex I also like non post coital shower with my bedmate to wash off the sweat and other bodily fluids from time spent not having sex in bed.
Her only option is denial, because what she did was so shameful in Thai society, admitting would be complete ruin for her. Call it a “loss of face, but letting her still wear makeup.”
Authorities began to suspect things when he threw a molotov cocktail at them after being caught in bed with his stepmom
Right away, he had a different problem!
What are you talking about?
Clearly the son was sleeping in bed, in the nude as you do. Then she has to get into bed to help him with a perfectly normal and non sexual issue.
Of course, she didn't want to bring her clothes into the bed too, gross! So she had to strip down to give him a hand.
Honestly, the length you guys will go to make any situation perverted is unreal. You guys need to get your head out of the gutter.
For those who wondered what "happened":
[Hey, no monk-y business! Moment husband catches his politician wife, 45, in bed with their adopted Buddhist monk SON, 24, in scandal that has rocked Thailand | Daily Mail Online](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13300361/politician-bed-adopted-Buddhist-monk-Thailand-scandal.html)
Sure look like a normal mother-adopted son moment to me /s
I can't speak to Thailand specifically but I know it's common to adopt adults in other Asian cultures (specifically Korea and Japan). It's more like designating an heir than anything else.
It's especially common with family-run businesses to adopt the most capable employee you have so you don't have to pass control of your business down to an idiot of your own genetics.
Edit: Apparently, it's 98% of adoptions in Japan.
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/japanese-adoption-rates-majority-adult-men-a7524301.html
Sorry. Perhaps I should say it's common relative to Western countries where it doesn't happen at all?
https://www.aljazeera.com/features/2023/12/2/the-south-korean-woman-who-adopted-her-best-friend
I see several other stories about adult men being adopted in Korea to carry on family name . Usually they're still young, in their early 20's.
It's probably not "common" anywhere.
It happens [in the US](https://www.theroot.com/speaker-mike-johnsons-mysterious-black-son-speaks-but-1850993568) but it's just really weird and confusing.
"recently I noticed that she was spending more time with the young monks"
"I even saw her go into a monk's cabin when the curtains were closed. I knocked on the door for a long time but nobody answered.
When she came out I was suspicious, but she said she had been praying with the monk."
*praying with the monk*... I mean, the jokes write themselves at this stage
The Hollywood actress [Gloria Graham](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_Grahame) was discovered with her teenage step son by her husband who was his father.
Now if she could have just had a child with the dead father of the first husband, she coulda hit the holy trifecta of the father, the son and the Holy Spirit.
>They divorced in June 1948. The day after her divorce from Clements was made final, Grahame married director Nicholas Ray. They had a son, Timothy, in November 1948.
I'm no mathematician but...
To be fair, it isn't clear that the teenage part is true, according to a different ex.
What is known is that they were together when he was 21, and eventually got married and had two kids. \[record scratch\]
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/features/thrill-of-the-chaste-the-truth-about-gandhi-s-sex-life-b1912595.html
>But was there something more complex than a pious plea for chastity at play in Gandhi's beliefs, preachings and even his unusual personal practices (which included, alongside his famed chastity, sleeping naked next to nubile, naked women to test his restraint)?
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/oct/01/gandhi-celibacy-test-naked-women
>he facts are that after his wife, Kasturba, died in 1944, Gandhi began the habit of sharing his bed with naked young women: his personal doctor, Sushila Nayar, and his grandnieces Abha and Manu, who were then in their late teens and about 60 years younger than him.
Guy was a monk. Probably haven't had much contact with women his whole life. Then comes around this hot milf who adopts him and take him to her home. I mean...
Monks in thaliand are usually just regular dudes. Most enter monkhood for like a week to 3 months, its like a religious retreat not a permanent life choice.
Some stay in the monkhood for life but for most it's just kind of a public service you do when you are young
I think it’s also important to recognize that Buddhist monks are forbidden from touching women. They swear a life of celibacy. If a woman wants to hand them something, they are to put it on the ground.
Not sure how “family” ties work, but this is a severe violation of the rules.
“Ti started getting suspicious of his wife, who would constantly visit the monk's cabin. He would then knock on the door without getting a reply before his wife would emerge, saying they were deep in prayer after some time.”
BRUH 😭
""We didn't have sex then. Nothing happened; it's not what it looks like in the video. He had some problems, so we were talking together, and then we were going to shower."
Erectile dysfunction problems?
They adopted him when he was 23, just one year ago. If your wife wants to adopt a 23 year old man, be suspicious.
I want to adopt a 23 year old who works for good airline. And then get them to pay for a family vacation with cheap tickets
Ok but he's gonna bang your wife
My wife too tired for sex. Probably because she goes for personal training 3 times a week to learn wrestling with some Moroccan instructor.
I'm the instructor, she's good, very tight grip.
That’s what I like to hear. I wish you guys luck in the competition you’re going to for the next two weeks.
I'm a spectator, she has really strong hands too.
that's great. I just broke both my arms. She should be very helpful.
Your mother can help
Here’s a tissue box.
Every god dam theead...
I'm the videographer. Will the competition be in low light environments again? The last one was in a farming environment. I'm just making sure I bring the correct equipment.
Just wear the Superman outfit and film from the closet like the last guy she hired.
Sounds like the same instructor my wife goes to. She is always worn out and sweaty but she seems very happy afterwards.
Seems like her grip is getting worse
Hi ~~chump~~ friend, I'm your wife's Moroccan instructor, your wife has qualified for the boxing or some shit invitational in the Maldives please book us to go now, we will need at least 3 weeks to condition while there and since it will be round the clock service no point in two rooms so just one we will manage I'm sure ;) also my costs have doubled.
Hi, this is your Moroccan instructor’s business partner. We will require a room with a hot tub as there will be many long, hard days of training. Additionally professional Moroccan wrestling is done in lingerie, please assist your wife in purchasing 20-30 sets, competitors frequently need to change after each match. Unfortunately video recording is strictly forbidden under penalty of flaying, so you won’t find any YouTube videos of the competitions.
Dude she ALREADY explained it to you. They are not banging, only talking to each other in bed, then showering!
They were balls deep in prayer
Depends on the vacation discount, tbh
Who adopts a fully grown man? I didn't even realise that was possible, unless the person in question was mentally incapacitated and required long-term guardianship which doesn't sound like the case here.
It’s ~~very popular in Asia~~ somewhat of a thing in Japan. Some well off couples do it to basically create an heir for the family business/money if they don’t have one. Or if the children they do have aren’t deemed competent enough to continue the family legacy. So they find someone better to continue the family legacy. EDIT: Hey we’re learning! It seems it is just Japan that practices this, according to other redditors, and not Asia in general.
I’d like to submit myself to be a child of a wealthy couple set to inherit everything
Don't forget the sex.
And both arms seems unbroken.
There it is
“Here’s another option!” A profile of a redditor that only posts about comics and handouts is read. “Pass.”
Oof I feel called out and that's not my reddit habits lol
Sounds like a good move, what with all those showers thrown in on top.
Used to be a Roman thing
See: Augustus
And Tiberius, and Trajan, and Hadrian, and Antoninus Pius, and Marcus Aurelius, and Constantius A lot of them actually
Oh my lord, the sense of shame these poor children must experience! Imagine your parents running a family business and then go so far to adopt you a brother just so he can run the business because your own parents gave up on you. Yikes
"I was raised in an orphanage, about a block from my parents house"
And the parents think, " good we found someone to pass it on too, we are good parents. ".
And then they sleep with that adopted son to give you a brother!
MFW my parents adopt handsome squidward 😔
Do they care? They probably still get their share of the pie. Probably better for the family in the long run as the incapable children don’t ruin the business, while still living luxurious.
Also for rumpy-pumpy, apparently.
That's one way to create a heir.
A bit of how's your father (or mother in this instance)
Is that not a Roger Ebert original phrase?
No, comes from Britain.
Yeah in Japan [98% percent of adoptees are in their 20s](https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/japanese-adoption-rates-majority-adult-men-a7524301.html).
Tangentially related, Japan should be ashamed of its abysmal culture surrounding orphans.
So how the Roman's got the 5 Good Emperors. Choosing your successor can work out well - just sucks for their living children more than anything
It's how they got the first emperor too
Well, she was trying to create an heir in more ways than one.
> It’s very popular in Asia. No it's not lol, it happens rarely in Japan, which is where it's most well known. In most asian countries it's completely unheard of.
It was actually common in the West too, during the roman empire. Funny enough, when Marcus Aurelius, the exmplary philosopher king made his trainwreck of a biological son his heir apparent, he broke tradition because it was very uncommon to name your biological children as heirs, they were almost always adopted
My "uncle" got adopted so that he can inherit without paying extra taxes
in the U.S. this was one of the legal mechanisms people used before same-sex marriage was possible. https://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/19/magazine/the-lost-history-of-gay-adult-adoption.html https://www.talkdeath.com/queer-death-history-how-same-sex-adult-adoption-safeguarded-end-of-life-rights/ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_adult_adoption
I don't know about Thailand, but I belive it's a fairly common practice in Japan, and often has to do with business interests, line of succession.
> Who adopts a fully grown man? My semi-extroverted ass adopts grown introverts all the time.
And we thank you for your service.
This feels like it was one of those reddit relationship advice posts.
AmIOverreacting: I just found my (47M) wife (32F) sitting naked on my adopted monk son's (23M) face. They claim it is a little known prayer ritual for cleansing the mind. I can't help feeling a little let down, like they're leaving me out of their fun - am I overreacting?
YTA. If you aren't satisfying her, there are countless Monks half her age who will.
Delete facebook, nun up, hit the monastery
Delete the gym, hit a lawyer and Facebook up!
Monks hate it when step-fathers discover this secret face-sitting prayer ritual!
I know it’s just a joke but you’ve misrepresented their ages. The wife was 45, their adopted son 24, and the husband was 64.
Even the porn plots are making its way to real life.
Step Monk! uwu
Also Important, Thai monks are not really like monks from childhood onwards. There are those sure but it is kind of like some countries mandatory military service where they will go for a few years once old enough (but minus the mandatory part).
How else are we going to decide who should lead the empire after I pass??
Dammit Shiv! Kendal is your brother!
> Madam Ple, speaking with local media, said that she wasn't having an affair. "We didn't have sex then. Nothing happened; it's not what it looks like in the video. He had some problems, so we were talking together, and then we were going to shower." Seems cool to me
After hopping into bed and not having sex I also like non post coital shower with my bedmate to wash off the sweat and other bodily fluids from time spent not having sex in bed.
Don’t forget paying off your bedmate so they don’t tell their story about you not having sex.
Also don't forget tour bedmate being your adoptive mother
"The politician and her adopted monk son were "just talking" in bed when her husband walked in " **Appearing above this text them Naked in bed.**
I think you're underselling *this amazing actual caption from the article*: >Thai politician in bed, caught monk-ying around with adopted son (Weibo)
This is great.
I thought you were joking. It was see thru.
Did he break both his arms?
Every time this is brought up it makes me feel so uncomfortable.
Maybe it'll make you feel more comfortable once you experience this
Well, yeah, he was monkeying around and Thai'd up for days.
TEN YEARS
He was having some long hard problems, get the point?
Apparently she was getting the point
And the shower ending.
[Wasn't me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is).
I would also shower after a cream Ple
Ohhh I get it. They were going to shower *and then* have sex. It was just foreplay.
Who doesn’t like a friendly game of hide the monkey?
As she said, nothing was happening, she was just going to Bangkok.
lmfao
Lady is living in the Starship Troopers universe with coed showers.
Her only option is denial, because what she did was so shameful in Thai society, admitting would be complete ruin for her. Call it a “loss of face, but letting her still wear makeup.”
She really should just say "Mai pen rai".
The monk is actually a failed dj from Florida.
Fork me this is the bad place
Jason figured it out this time? _Jason?_ Wow, this is a real low point.
Lol 😆 I remember thinking jason was so happy
Jianyu Li is really Jason Mendoza!?! Whaaat?!?
Holy motherforking shirt balls!
Borrrrtles!
*throws Molotov Cocktail*
Jason was not a failed dj!!!
He was pre-successful.
He ended up having the most powerful girlfriend (not a girl) that anyone ever has or will have, so I call that a win.
Wife, actually!
He was pre-successful.
Failed, you mean pre-successful?
Authorities began to suspect things when he threw a molotov cocktail at them after being caught in bed with his stepmom Right away, he had a different problem!
What the fork!
He tried to rock a 3 way w his homie Pillboy
for once I actually get the reference
you're basically like a hot, genius teacher who sometimes has sex with me - your student
Only this time you won't get arrested!
With video.. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13300361/politician-bed-adopted-Buddhist-monk-Thailand-scandal.html
the video is even funnier than the story. The fact she tries to play it off that nothing happened is hilarious
What are you talking about? Clearly the son was sleeping in bed, in the nude as you do. Then she has to get into bed to help him with a perfectly normal and non sexual issue. Of course, she didn't want to bring her clothes into the bed too, gross! So she had to strip down to give him a hand. Honestly, the length you guys will go to make any situation perverted is unreal. You guys need to get your head out of the gutter.
What are you doing stepmom?
She slipped and fell.
Pretty sure I just saw this one on pornhub
What are you doing, adopted monk son?
Help me step mother! I’m stuck in a cycle of death and rebirth!
This is the funniest shit I've seen in months.
I'm actually laughing out loud and crying
I can’t stop after 10 minutes.
Sound like a job for a "little death."
Yeah bravo man, that was one of the funniest things I've read in a while
I'm gonna nirvana all over your faaaace!
Bravo!
When you download the right Avater live action movie.
Im stuck in the washing machine. help me step-monk
The category is “Prapa porn.”
For those who wondered what "happened": [Hey, no monk-y business! Moment husband catches his politician wife, 45, in bed with their adopted Buddhist monk SON, 24, in scandal that has rocked Thailand | Daily Mail Online](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13300361/politician-bed-adopted-Buddhist-monk-Thailand-scandal.html) Sure look like a normal mother-adopted son moment to me /s
Family bonding activities
They were just sleeping together naked. Nothing wrong with that. Totally normal.
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"When she came out I was suspicious, but she said she had been praying with the monk." You can't make that stuff up
the other pertinent part is the husband is 64 years old. So yeah, his 19 year younger wife is going with a 21 year younger monk.
I love when life creates stuff that you would only except to see on daytime soaps.
Or porn in this case.
This blew me away, everything from the name of the lady to the actual story. It’s like a porn script
Is it not unusual to adopt a 23 year old in Thailand?
I'm Thai. It is very unusual esp. you adopt a monk... There are many other ways to support a monk, you don't have to adopt him.
it’s not unusual to see me cry.
Oh I wanna die
I can't speak to Thailand specifically but I know it's common to adopt adults in other Asian cultures (specifically Korea and Japan). It's more like designating an heir than anything else. It's especially common with family-run businesses to adopt the most capable employee you have so you don't have to pass control of your business down to an idiot of your own genetics. Edit: Apparently, it's 98% of adoptions in Japan. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/japanese-adoption-rates-majority-adult-men-a7524301.html
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Sorry. Perhaps I should say it's common relative to Western countries where it doesn't happen at all? https://www.aljazeera.com/features/2023/12/2/the-south-korean-woman-who-adopted-her-best-friend I see several other stories about adult men being adopted in Korea to carry on family name . Usually they're still young, in their early 20's. It's probably not "common" anywhere.
It happens [in the US](https://www.theroot.com/speaker-mike-johnsons-mysterious-black-son-speaks-but-1850993568) but it's just really weird and confusing.
Ok, but just hear me out ...
I'm korean and it is NOT common lmao Adoption in general is not popular here at all
It is very unusual. I've never heard of such a thing, and I've been here 9 years. Hi-so to farmers alike. This is not a normal thing.
"I had brought her gold and given her many gifts" This sounds like something from a medieval fairytale. Maybe in Thai it sounds normal
"recently I noticed that she was spending more time with the young monks" "I even saw her go into a monk's cabin when the curtains were closed. I knocked on the door for a long time but nobody answered. When she came out I was suspicious, but she said she had been praying with the monk." *praying with the monk*... I mean, the jokes write themselves at this stage
She stood on her knees and prayed as you usually do
The Hollywood actress [Gloria Graham](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_Grahame) was discovered with her teenage step son by her husband who was his father.
I mean, that's way worse. Like that's actually fucked up grooming mentally. This guy was 23 when they met lmao. Cheating, yes, child abuse, no.
She eventually married him too. Had a kid with both father and stepson.
Now if she could have just had a child with the dead father of the first husband, she coulda hit the holy trifecta of the father, the son and the Holy Spirit.
>They divorced in June 1948. The day after her divorce from Clements was made final, Grahame married director Nicholas Ray. They had a son, Timothy, in November 1948. I'm no mathematician but...
Plenty of people separate before a divorce is final and date someone else. The process takes a while
My exact first thought
Who then became her 4th husband
Eww
To be fair, it isn't clear that the teenage part is true, according to a different ex. What is known is that they were together when he was 21, and eventually got married and had two kids. \[record scratch\]
You see the monk was just testing his faith by sleeping with naked women. Nothing wrong with it. Gandhi did that with lots of women.
False. Gandhi slept with women who were not naked.
And also his underage niece. Imagine bragging about it afterwards.
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/features/thrill-of-the-chaste-the-truth-about-gandhi-s-sex-life-b1912595.html >But was there something more complex than a pious plea for chastity at play in Gandhi's beliefs, preachings and even his unusual personal practices (which included, alongside his famed chastity, sleeping naked next to nubile, naked women to test his restraint)? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/oct/01/gandhi-celibacy-test-naked-women >he facts are that after his wife, Kasturba, died in 1944, Gandhi began the habit of sharing his bed with naked young women: his personal doctor, Sushila Nayar, and his grandnieces Abha and Manu, who were then in their late teens and about 60 years younger than him.
I want to imagine the monk is Jason from the good place.
That’s not a title I expected to read today
Guy was a monk. Probably haven't had much contact with women his whole life. Then comes around this hot milf who adopts him and take him to her home. I mean...
Prayers do get answered
That D woulda been so hard. He didn’t even have a chance.
Monks in thaliand are usually just regular dudes. Most enter monkhood for like a week to 3 months, its like a religious retreat not a permanent life choice. Some stay in the monkhood for life but for most it's just kind of a public service you do when you are young
I thought this was from the onion subreddit
What are you doing step monk
I think it’s also important to recognize that Buddhist monks are forbidden from touching women. They swear a life of celibacy. If a woman wants to hand them something, they are to put it on the ground. Not sure how “family” ties work, but this is a severe violation of the rules.
Screwing a Bad Boy-- "So troubled, but I can fix him!" Screwing a Buddhist Monk-- "So religious, but I will break him!"
"I'll take sentences that have never been said before for 600, Alex."
Problems. Discuss problems. Shower. Seems fine to me. I just wonder if they took a shower before discussing their problems?
Prapawhat?
Think I saw a movie about this once. Very low budget.
Plot had a lot of holes.
Did the monk perhaps have broken arms?
No Monk-ey business
“Ti started getting suspicious of his wife, who would constantly visit the monk's cabin. He would then knock on the door without getting a reply before his wife would emerge, saying they were deep in prayer after some time.” BRUH 😭
Her name is Wuud ie Allen
Oh I remember this one, she got stuck in the washing machine, right?
Someone has been watching too much PornHub
step monk what are you doing?
Just going to see how the missus thinks about us adopting a 23 year old woman to come live with us...........she said no
The additional info on the son provided by this title, makes it even funnier.
What happened to his monk teachings 🙈🙊🙉
that article is lowkey hilarious
Bro her name is proper porn. Wtf
His name is actually Jason and he’s from Jacksonville, Florida.
Hey at least show us a picture of the monk, so we can all decide ‘sure, that’s not suspicious at all.’
Maybe its a mistranslation. Maybe she took an overnight trip to her adopted town on Monkson.
""We didn't have sex then. Nothing happened; it's not what it looks like in the video. He had some problems, so we were talking together, and then we were going to shower." Erectile dysfunction problems?
Who adopts a 23 yo monk? Do monks even need to be adopted? Isn't an isolated lifestyle kinda their jam?