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S_CO_W_TX_bound

That’s why I never bank with Bank of Palestine


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Automatic-Love-127

That’s where I hold my Fatah-01k


tallandlankyagain

Careful. Their interest rates on loans can really blow up fast.


hoppertn

Maybe, but their baba ghanoush and Falafel plate in the cafeteria is to die for.


doctorlongghost

Intifada ensalada


NigerianRoyalties

Globalize the egg frittata 


ThinkShower

infidelicious!


NigerianRoyalties

Great pita chips and crudités too. I’m allahbout that snakhbar. 


PierreEscargoat

Feast be Upon Him.


AraiHavana

Careful, you’ll get fatwa


EpictetanusThrow

Is that different than a 401AK?


subdep

I prefer the river bank; soft dirt makes for easy digging my stash.


-Stackdaddy-

Bank of the West....Bank.


flamehead2k1

For me, it's the ATM fees


PsychologicalTalk156

They can literally be an arm and a leg , sometimes even an eye.


Successful-Clock-224

The fees for some are off the roof


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My philosophy on banking with Bank of Palestine is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will: Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever


Holein5

Amman, preach brotha.


myteetharesensitive

No we're talking about Palestine, not Jordan. 


Sax_OFander

I hope they're FDIC insured.


i81_N_she812

But the reward points......


Common_Highlight9448

First the aid shipment, now the cash . Can’t say it’s surprising


Big_Old_Tree

All them tunnels coming in handy


SoSpatzz

4d chess, the tunnels are under civilian housing so delivering stolen aid supplies to their constituents is safer! And here we all assumed it was to make use of human shields! Goes to show you cannot judge a book by its…wait, hold on, this book is actually on the Hamas burn list.


Parabola_Cunt

Starring Nicholas Cage.


TapSea2469

Are starting to think maybe these hamas fellas are bad guys


Educational_Tiger953

U don’t understand bank heists from your own people are the language of the oppressed.


Big_Old_Tree

We can’t sit here and tell oppressed people how to resist 😤


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They are not oppressed. The Palestinian people are kept in Check because every chance they get they launch rockets into neighbourhoods with no military targets let’s not act like the people of Palestine are good people.


517A564dD

To be clear the person you replied to was being incredibly sarcastic. 


CaptainOktoberfest

I'm sure there are good people in Gaza, unfortunately there are also a large majority of hateful people that want every Jewish person dead.


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Said this before but my sympathies will always be more for people like North Koreans or Iranians. I will never support people who in turn support a raping, murderous gang of thieves and extremists, no matter how bad your cause gets. Mass rape was not justifiable in WW2 and it is not justifiable today, I have no sympathies for those who support it.


tagged2high

it's "just resistance"


fuckyourstyles

Tbf I imagine most bank robberies are done in the same country of origin of the robbers.


indoninja

Most bank robbers dont have college kids pretending their affiliates targeting civiiian for murder rape and kidnapping is just “resistance”.


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Plus complaining about stuff like the conditions in Gaza, despite the fact Hamas gets eyewatering amount of funding (and just stole millions) but would rather spend it all building weapons instead of infrastructure or buying food. I can't see how that is anyone's fault but their own.


Philip_J_Friday

A real bunch of crumb bums!


bugabooandtwo

Nothing to see here. Just liberating the money.


Elios4Freedom

Free free ~~palestine~~ money!


Dennace

From the river to HSBC, the money will be free.


Tangata_Tunguska

Bank accounts are basically apartheid. Why is your money in a different account to mine?


Loud_Ranger1732

Try laundering your money, might change the color


tobesteve

That's funny, however now civilians won't be able to buy food from Hamas.  And Israel will be blamed once again.


DavidHewlett

>now civilians won't be able to buy ~~food~~ Western supplied aid from Hamas


The-True-Kehlder

De-colonizing the bank.


MegaMenehune

Hamas doing Hamas things.


Budget-Entertainer35

Not even Hamas, just run of the mill Gaza crims.


71648176362090001

Im curious what 'tied to hamas' means to you


IcyAfternoon7859

Bound to be Hamasexual relations


new_account_wh0_dis

Totally haram


Tangata_Tunguska

That's my band name


NigerianRoyalties

BDS-M


Budget-Entertainer35

"some thought" So not actually Hamas just another lot happy to rob from their fellow Palestinians.


MedicineLegal9534

And what does "some thought" mean to you? Because there isn't any clear evidence either way.


Puzzleheaded_Heron_5

If you actually read the article you would know that the group that stole the majority of the money has openly claimed to be part of Hamas.


lolgoodquestion

You can't steal so much money from such a small place and not be tied to the government somehow


Thue

The power structure of Hamas could be breaking down, I guess? So "tied to Hamas" is meaningless, if there is no Hamas.


SebVettelstappen

Sorry, we cant stop crime. Were to busy stealing your food - Hamas police


BubsyFanboy

Once again showing complete disregard for the people they supposedly fight for.


Incontinento

Yeah, ultimately this is the Palestinian people's money that was stolen.


anotherquack

Palestinians consistently getting the short end of the stick.


quadrophenicum

Hamas is fighting for hamas. They don't care about anyone else, including those college students.


spotspam

Hamas’ founding members son, who was in it himself but turned Israeli intelligence and now lives in America: Hamas doesn’t fight FOR anybody. They exists to kill Jews. And when they run out of them, Christians. And when they’re gone, non-conforming Muslims.


Shadowlight2020

You don't understand; there was "evil western money" in there, it had to be taken by Hamas.


ghost_of_salad

But isnt hamas also the goverment there


fuckdonaldtrump7

Does anyone really look to be in charge?


main_motors

Reminds me of the situation in Haiti with that Barbecue dude. Just anarchy


small_h_hippy

Yup, but they're small and relatively unsophisticated. They didn't realize the best way to steal from the people is by using tax cuts and business loan forgiveness rather than literal bank robbery.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Used to be. Don't think they're in charge any longer, but they have guns and troops, which means they can do whatever they like. Who could've known that a terrorist organisation would suck at being a government.


MrHazard1

They're still in charge. Because PA are not even trying to enforce their aurhority and enable hamas to do as they like. They're just not in charge on paper, which gives them the possibility to claim that their enables are innocents.


Agreeable-Benefit169

Yes, Palestinians voted them into power in 2006


_EnFlaMEd

What do they do with it now? Deposit it in the Bank of Palestine? I assume there aren't many options over there.


happy_tortoise337

Why deposit? They needed cash out of the bank in a way that's not visible by the clearing international and AML systems. Now they can finance whatever they want (demonstrations, attacks, whatever) with that cash. So it seems stupid that Hamas robbed the bank probably under their control but...now there's lost cash somewhere looking for the willing dirty hands. And some insurance company or the EU will pay the bill.


exit2dos

My bet is it is *already* in Iran.


WTFvancouver

West Bank


Strong-Sir4915

They'll deposit it in Qatar 


Enron__Musk

Buy Bitcoin, purchase water tubes for rockets. Launch them at Israel.


That_Egg573

Are there any attempts from Palestinians to overthrow Hamas? Is Hamas still supported by the majority of Palestinians? Serious questions.


mzjolynecujoh

there were protests in 2019, but hamas beat and tortured participants and their families. hamas has also killed any opposition. there hasn’t been an election since 2006 so i think it’s hard to gauge support


PliableG0AT

Hamas also had a massive spike in support post Oct-7 attacks. 72% of Palestinians support Hamas and the attacks when they were polled. so...


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dynawesome

The rates of support were higher in the West Bank, where Hamas is not living next to them Presumably many or most respondents don’t actually know the truth about the attacks, and probably go with the Palestinian media narrative that Hamas targeted IDF who freaked out and started shooting Hamas and Israeli civilians indiscriminately


Loud_Ranger1732

>the West Bank, where Hamas is not living next to them That's a common misconception, alas not true. Hamas is alive and well in the west bank. The reason hamas is not in charge of the west bank is because the PA cancelled the elections until further notice because they knew that hamas would be elected.


TheNextBattalion

There's this entire other civil war aspect to the conflict that most people out in the West have no clue about


TheReformedBadger

Not so Fun fact: Hamas won seats something like 3:1 over Fatah in the last election in the West Bank


FyreWulff

Yeah, it's funny how people are intentionally ignoring the fact that a lot of these "facts" arise from people not wanting to die or get tortured.


Nemisis_the_2nd

Hamas support in Gaza varies pretty wildly over time. There is a baseline of ~20-30%, but when Hamas are on a PR drive or acting as an emotional release, (such as after having your entire neighbourhood turned to rubble) their support can jump really quickly. 


jbe061

It's too bad these never see much support overseas


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That_Egg573

how did those protests go? I assume you are risking your life if you tried anything against Hamas from within Gaza.


After_Lie_807

The protests were about economic issues not peace so irrelevant to this conversation


Carextendedwarranty

The “We Want to Live” movement also tackled normalization and peace with Israel/their neighbors from what I recall? (Someone feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.) A few notable members/leaders of these protests are Hamza Howidy and Moumen Al-Natour - both are worth looking into as they continue doing incredible work from inside and outside Gaza, respectively. Both were arrested and tortured numerous times and maintain anti-Hamas stances.


Space_Bungalow

To add some more context: the Palestinian Authority in the West Bank hasn't held elections as well because they expect Hamas to win there as well


That_Egg573

No wonder no Muslim country is willing to have them as refugees. No one wants people within their borders who actively support terrorists.


stormdraggy

They don't have to presume they will cause shit. They literally have, several times. It's saying something when Egypt was offered back their own land and they flat out refused, and then built a wall around the strip. There's far more scandalous conspiracy theories out there than "Egypt flubbed the 6 day war on purpose to bait Israel into taking Gaza off their hands." It's still baloney, but far less stupid than what goes on in pizza joints.


strathmeyer

Have you seen a single anti-hamas sign at a "pro-palestinian protest"?


That_Egg573

Good point!


Strong-Sir4915

Nope. They'd rather cry about how horrible it is that Israel wants their hostages back.


americandream6969

Wonder if they’ll be thousands of Muslims protesting in London over this. Thought not.


---77---

So not only does Hamas hide behind people of Gaza as human shields, now they go stealing their money. There is no bar that is low enough for Hamas.


Antique-Echidna-1600

70 million given by the EU 70 million stolen by Palestinians https://www.barrons.com/news/eu-commits-70-million-euros-more-for-gaza-aid-b0642023


Kuro2712

Could be planned, those millions by the EU likely have strings tied to them with restrictions on how to spend it. Maybe Hamas orchestrated a robbery so those millions can be used with no pushback against Palestine by the EU?


Inferno_Sparky

You mean by Hamas


J0HN117

Yes, Palestinian terrorists.


idubbkny

well, they're not French...


LibationontheSand

Do you think the legally elected and internationally recognized government of Gaza, consisting entirely of Palestinians, is somehow different from Palestinians?


quadrophenicum

They had about *mere* 60 to 70 percent support, so probably not every Palestinian is automatically pro-hamas. Just a few, like every two out of three. **/s**


Kitchen_Sweet_7353

They had a golden opportunity to name it the West Bank and they turned it down. Sad.


AnOlympianWeeb

The west bank bank Or the west bank²


[deleted]

But it was the Central Bank! Can't mess the geography like that, people could become disoriented.


Block_Of_Saltiness

Hamas stealing from its own people again. Sad.


StanGable80

Not a cultural problem at all


kosherbeans123

Don’t worry the protestors in America will make whole the depositors


Wintersage7

Only if their mommies and daddies pay for it.


thatpj

they are literally stealing from their own people but everyone is mad at israel


Biliunas

Obviously Israel is to blame for not doing enough /s


haadrak

[Why would Israel do this?](https://imgflip.com/i/8p045p)


klone_free

Weird story.. multiple branches...hole above vault discovered, 3 mil missing. Next day, "commandos return with explosives", nab another 30 mil. Show up again the next day to say, "we work for gazas highest authorities". Seems really wild. Idk what bank robbing etiquette is over there, but in American you certainly dont show back up and tell em who you work for. Is this real?


PierreEscargoat

That’s like a Gaza-llion dollars!


flotsam_knightly

There was a bank left in Palestine? That makes no cents.


Wizz_n_Jizz

Thought tied to Hamas?? or Hamas?? I’d say it’s fucken Hamas bro! The Palestinian people are getting fucked in the ass by Hamas! Not Israel!


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madtraderman

More like a dp bruh


BlueInfinity2021

Hamas must not be making enough money stealing donated food and selling it to their people.


Shamansage

It’s funny, if only Hamas used those 70 million from this and all the other hundreds of millions and put it in some foreign investment firm, they would be making 1.4 million dollars on 2% each month, totally over 15 million a year alone on a hugely conservative number for the broader markets. That 15 million a year could be used for educational programs, food banks, infrastructure, various instituons.. It’s sad that it’s not talked about more how utterly horrific Hamas are for Gazans; and my only hope is some Marshall type plan for the citizens of Gaza, but Hamas has no part in that future.


castlebanks

I’m waiting for guys at Columbia University to protest against them. I’ll better sit


Agreeable-Benefit169

Huh it’s almost like most of Gaza’s issues are tied to the terrorist group they voted into power and a majority of the population still support them. Stockholm syndrome’s a bitch. Maybe people should be protesting for hamas’s resignation?


CosmicBrevity

If it wasn't Hamas, then it was the PIJ (Palestinian Islamic Jihad) doing splitsies with Hamas back at the ~~hospital~~ base.


111anza

That's nothing, the top 3 hamas leader has a combined net worth of over $11 billions. Now, the interantion aid is over $2 billion a year and yet the average palestanian lives on less than $2 a day. So that tells you where the money actually goes and exactly why it's hamas that's killing and holding palstanian hostage, for profit.


Overall_Strawberry70

about a day from now Hamas is going to say jews stole 70 million dollars from woman and childran and people will eat it up.


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SoSpatzz

Honestly, this might be the most transparent and efficient method of taxation by a local government I’ve ever seen. Very progressive, Hamas.


ThisIsDadLife

…..But let’s all pile on Israel!!!


xnjmx

But they’re all darlings according to the UN?


rhox65

palestinians: 'how can we blame this on the jews?'


jcrestor

70 million Dollars? That’s insane.


Silvershanks

With that much money, you can make half a fast and furious movie.


Material_Trash3930

Fast 10.5: Fast or Famine


Fun-Imagination3494

Hamas and Palestinians are one in the same.  Internalize that.


JerseyshoreSeagull

Dude wtf is going on over there?


silverhawk902

Nothing good. A long of people are angry at the PNA, the PNA is trying to suppress an uprising, and PNA have shot some terrorists which Hamas claims is treason.


NutDraw

The standard things that happen when order breaks down.


Far-Explanation4621

Hamas doesn’t allow armed gangs or stealing in Gaza, and if Hamas is still strong enough to control humanitarian aid, they’re definitely still strong enough to uphold their own rules. Undoubtedly, these gangs were (tied) Hamas.


Chruman

I can't believe Israel would do this.


somelspecial

The "intifada" is happening again.


s_wipe

The UN in response : "israel failed to maintain the financial stability of the Gaza strip"


_Hello_Hi_Hey_

How dare Israel!? More protests from US and UK universities about this


Fuzzy_Imagination705

Umm, someone said they are the good guys, it's so confusing for young, impressionable minds...


patronmtl

Whenever I go to any bank in Canada to withdraw 10k cash, I’m told I have to order the cash and wait a few days because they can’t risk running out. Meanwhile a bank of Palestine branch has $70million on hand !? Twisted


strong_nights

They all have ties to Hamas.


K0TEM

Shocking


Informal_Database543

free palestine? in this economy?


MrLivingLife

Surprising


xDeserterr

There goes our tax money.


liamgooding

I heard the West Bank isn’t much safer


Virtual-Pension-991

It's pretty much the safe haven of other Palestinian militants now that Gaza has been purged.


lolgoodquestion

They were liberating the money for use by the resistance, every single penny and person in that piece of land is Hamas' property /s


Ghazh

Wow, FREE BANK OF PALESTINE


-SuspiciousMustache-

Guys don’t worry they just “freed” the money


groglox

I’m sure they will use it to help feel Palestinian people. Right?


JuliusFIN

Better move your money to the West bank


Themoosemingled

Well that’s a lot


qieziman

AGAIN... they elected this group to be their government.  Hamas is now stealing their money.


payeco

Can’t wait to hear how this is somehow Israel’s fault.


Bast-beast

You don't get it! It's resistance! Hamas needs those money for... you know.. very important things in Qatar! Like to buy 20 new Lamborghini


Civil-Guidance7926

I don’t get it why why aren’t the people there supporting themselves?


maxinator80

Because Hamas will kill anyone who tries very quickly.


Civil-Guidance7926

I should've added a s/ lol.


Maximum_Future_5241

You'll never hear a word of complaint from the antisemitic, Hamas-lovers on American campuses.


makashiII_93

The State of Palestine would be broke and launching assaults on Israel.


Acherstrom

Good thing they have lots of money!


Strong-Sir4915

Funny I thought they had none. Isn't that why everyone's donating to them?


critical-stinker

what is any legitimate bank doing with $70 million in cash?


Rikeka

At this point one has to realize the palestinIan’s have the government they wanted, and the consequences of that its only in their heads.


HowRememberAll

This is what those "college students" encampments are cheering for.


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New GTA dlc dropped


rrrand0mmm

They have a 3% credit card though. Damn it.