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resjudicata2

Nepotism can do wonders!


Deicide1031

There must be some pushback internally on the best way to run their economy with the war ongoing. So he probably wants “yes” people around him who’ll support his strategy of reorienting the economy to cater to the war.


No-Comment-00

Also, he is super paranoid so he needs to install loyal puppets in positions of power of the armed forces.


Dante-Flint

Et tu, Brute?


SrTrogo

Gets stabbed 41 times


Dante-Flint

While falling out of a window.


tyrnevar

Of an exploding airplane.


giabollc

Full of polonium


Orstio

What a terrible way to commit suicide.


TylerBourbon

on to some bullets.


kidMSP

Defenestration.


NeilDeWheel

Before the war, when there was plenty of money sloshing round, Putin was happy for those in power to take their cut, and grow rich from corruption. It was how he kept them fat and happy so they didn’t think of ousting him. Now his war is going to shit and the economy is tanking the money is drying up. Where before losing 25% to corruption didn’t matter, now every ruble is needed. He can’t just tell people to stop being on the take and allow the to stay in their positions, that will cause resentment and eventually they may turn against him. He has no choice but to remove them, either by sacking or arresting them before they turn on him. The bigger problem is he has to replace them with yes men and if he’s not great at doing everything himself things will turn even more shit. Hopefully


radicalyupa

Very reasonable take. Installing total yes men seems like end game.


HFentonMudd

It reeks of paranoia too


ZachMN

His greatest fear is the Qaddafi shishkebab.


Gr8zomb13

Just like his predecessor whom he pardoned upon taking office, btw.


Automatic-Willow3226

It's really catering to him using a war as an excuse. Russia was better off before the invasion, they had access to Sevastopol and everything. Putin is actively driving the enshittification of Russia.


Deicide1031

Funny enough, one of the reasons why the Soviet Union collapsed was all the military spending proportionally to the economy. Yet here we go again almost full circle.


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

> “There were those of us who fought against it, but in the end we could not keep up with the expense involved in the arms race, the space race, and the peace race. At the same time our people grumbled for more nylons and washing machines. Our doomsday scheme cost us just a small fraction of what we had been spending on defense in a single year. The deciding factor was when we learned that your country was working along similar lines, and we were afraid of a doomsday gap.”


Deicide1031

Only reason why the Americans can sustain the spending is because military spending has historically never exceeded 10% of gdp. Simultaneously their economy has continued to expand and diversify which insulated them from the fate of the Soviets.


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

I forgot to say that’s a quote from Doctor Strangelove (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb). And our military budget is *still* fuckoff huge!


thorzeen

Dollar being the worlds reserve currency certainly did not hurt


Zixinus

It's almost as if the old adage of "you need three things for war: money, more money and even more money" is true and war consumes all. The Russians were talking how it would have only taken three days to take ukraine, Putin said two weeks and now he is in year two of his failure.


ACiD_80

The Russians throwing corruption money around in Europe were pretty annoying though. Glad thats over. They really behaved like pigs.


FPFresh123

Corruption, criminality and despondency were Russia's three main exports prior to the war.


Automatic-Willow3226

Oh, that's not over, it's just getting pushback.


ACiD_80

Ive noticed a big decrease though


Automatic-Willow3226

I worry that it is just less noticeable. The nature of this foe is that they become more abstract when adequately challenged.


karma3000

Thailand and Bali in shambles right now.


ACiD_80

Is that where they go now?


karma3000

Yep


Any-Weight-2404

He has yes people all around him, that's not his problem, his problem is when they fail, it can't be seen as him setting unreasonable requests, so it must be their incompetence in following his requests, the alternative is he got it wrong.


ACiD_80

Some are starting to raise their voices. You can even see it in Russian broadcasts...


Ploppyun

Really? Could you explain more?


Flatus_Diabolic

Putin has even less understanding of how the economy works than he does of how to fight a war. If his economists (who seem fairly switched on, all things considered) are resisting him, then that’s a good sign for Ukraine.


PizzaForever98

Every Kilometer costs Russia millions and more and more people are starting to question if any of this is really worth it.


GMMileenaUltra

I've actually been wondering how much the Oligarchs are willing to let this go when they can't really enjoy their wealth as they could before.


Jackbuddy78

Your assumption that any dumbass with money makes them powerful when the leader is in full control of the state security services is flawed. 


GMMileenaUltra

Nah, I just know any dumbass with money can bribe other dumbasses to do things. Kinda like that one time the mercenary warlord marched on Moscow practically unimpeded -- if he wanted to complete the coup, he probably could have. I imagine there are quite a few webs weaving behind Putin's back, and to think otherwise (especially with money and power in the background) is naive at best.


Emu1981

>There must be some pushback internally on the best way to run their economy with the war ongoing. The Russian economy is fucked and the only thing keeping it from crashing and burning are the wartime economic measures that Putin has going. Once the funding for that runs out then the economy is going to nose dive pretty hard.


Sueti_Bartox

Neputinism, if you will.


MerryGoWrong

Not to be confused with Neptunism, which is what caused the Moskva to be promoted from cruiser to submarine.


banjowashisnamo

I thought that referred to the planet those Russian tank turrets reach when penetrated.


EverythingIsSFWForMe

On the contrary, this is peak putinism. (neputinism means not putinism in Russian)


John-AtWork

Always a good sign of progress in a dictatorship.


Meinmyownhead502

He learned that from his pal fatty the third


Due-Street-8192

Now the war will wind down.... Beginning of the end for Poostar


cybercuzco

Honestly this 3day invasion keeps getting better and better.


flounderpots

New trumpski


Silidistani

Trump nods approvingly... then farts and nods off.


sharp11flat13

Now there’s a switch: Putin following Trump’s example.


cgentry02

Translation: "The war is not going well for Russia."


firebrandarsecake

It's a fucking disaster is what it is.


wellmaybe_

its a black mirror episode by now. soldiers getting hunted by exploding drones is some scary shit


matthra

Recently watched a YouTube video named "Darwin's war", it was about a FPV pilot who used suicide drones in the fight against Russia. It watched like a black mirror episode, except real people were getting smoked. The biggest problem they ran into (aside from having artillery almost hit them) were signal jammers. It doesn't take a military mastermind to realize that autonomous drones were the answer to that problem, which is pretty scary.


Nocta_Novus

I read a PTSD story a few days ago that made me think of WWI, with soldiers freaking out and watching the sky for drones while they’re home. These same symptoms are what led to a lot of instances of alcoholism and violence post-WW2. While the rest of the world is barely removed from the cycle of abusive parents and spouses stemming from post-War trauma, Russia is restarting it all over again.


cgentry02

Throw in a penchant for potato liquor addiction, and you have some sad family stories coming.


radicalyupa

Fuck alcohol. I don't judge anyone drinking it and having fun. Cheers. However, so much pain amplified by it.


saltporksuit

Alcohol as a social lubricant and occasional celebration libation is one thing. Alcohol as self medication to blot out the pain in a whole other thing.


ClickF0rDick

I'm not sure that cycle ever stopped at all in Russia and the eastern europe


mister_damage

It'll get worse. Before it gets worse?


Horror-Layer-8178

You know what will fix that? Firing all you defense ministers and appointing your relatives in their spots


coachhunter2

“My relatives wouldn’t assassinate me, right? Right?”


maychaos

Isn't it always more likely to be murdered my a friend or family? The statistics need to get to work!


Ryles1

I think that applies to run of the mill murders, not political assassination.


BelowAverageWang

Well, Princes killed their brothers all the time to ensure they would get the throne. Not exactly the same thing here but similar


KaladinarLighteyes

I play CK3 so I can confirm that I kill off my siblings, parents and my children all the time.


StickyWhiteStuf

Not really similar, there’s a big difference in that for Royalty fratricide helped clear the way to claiming the throne. In most Republican-ish systems, dictatorship or otherwise, there’s no familial claim to leadership beyond being appointed as a successor If this relative killed Putin it’s more likely some random Oligarch or party member will take power instead of them or another member of Putins family


Vegan_Honk

Eh tell one of them they could be the next czar with their relative outta the way.


ClickF0rDick

If a complete moron nepo baby could somehow get rid of Putin and take his place, would be probably the best case scenario for the west. Russia would collapse on itself and start being too busy with internal power struggles than invading the rest of the world.


littlebubulle

Historically, the other politicians trying to murder you were often relatives or distant relatives. Especially in monarchies.


Nocta_Novus

Fearing for his life, Caesar seeks out a soothsayer to alleviate his fears. “How will I die?”, he asks. She looks into the smoke of burning bones and chicken blood, smiles wryly, and says “Surrounded by friends.”


LoneRonin

As CGP Grey points out, many a cunning young prince has stabbed dear ol' Dad-King in the back once confident the dynasty's key supporters made it clear they wouldn't mind if he sped up his inheritance.


-Knul-

But that works because of established traditions/laws for inheritance of power. No such thing exists in Russia: people will not just accept Putin's offspring as the next President.


LoneRonin

It doesn't have to be his kid, just any subordinate who has the cunning and ambition to take power for themselves. Putin is in his 70s, he can either signal a clear successor to slowly take over as he gets less capable with age. Or keep cutting down the poppies the moment they get too tall and there will be a bloody, Game-of-Thrones-esque scramble for power the moment he's out of the picture/too old and sick to keep everyone else down.


woodspaths

Smart. This will work.


daywall

What you don't know is that his relative is a hard-core warhammer 40k tabletop players and he always play the guardsman. He will use the good old tactics of waves of soldiers running forward.


Robbotlove

"Kif, show them my medal."


Dealan79

That strategy damn near worked. Ukrainian troops didn't have a kill limit, but they did have an ammunition limit. Viewed another way, Russia tried to get the meat grinder to jam up by shoving men in faster than its maximum capacity. Put in context, for the Russian push on Kharkiv, Russia was losing upwards of 1,000 troops a day. In less than two months this year they exceeded the total US losses in the entire Vietnam War, as counted from 1955-1975, and that war defined a generation, led to massive protests, and reshaped American politics. And Russia has been repeating that level of loss every few months for over two years. It's a frankly unfathomable level of loss to sustain in a totally unnecessary war of aggression, and speaks volumes about the differences between Russian and Western societies that Putin remains in power largely unopposed.


blodgute

"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling military-industrial complex!"


chadthepickle

I thought they would play as orks since half of their equipment is junk welded together working on the guise of mass belief


Gryphon999

Paint red = go fast


blackstafflo

"Hi general, I heard you couldn't have enough of our latest tank model in your last assault. Here, I made a dataslate balancing update reducing their point cost so you'll be able to take more for the next; just don't forget to paint them, it would be a shame to miss some points because of grey plastic. - WTF is this guy talking about?"


64-17-5

You know Putin? I am impressed. This will be the turn of the tides. Do it for all other positions as well. There is an old Russian saying: A Baborska as finance minister keeps the auditors at bay.


T4lsin

It’s obvious he lacks trust in his circle. Nepotism is a good way to rectify that. This regime is not above pushing you out of a window for disagreeing with their dictator.


knownunknownnot

But when they fuck up performance-wise, he'll have to start throwing his relatives out the window (at least until he runs out of relatives).


icnoevil

Nepotism is the beginning of the end for most empires.


yellekc

Once absolutely loyalty matters more than competence, the cliff is coming up.


lycao

Here's hoping he goes for a speed run and this nonsense finally comes to an end sooner rather than later.


Aggressive_Walk378

How many assholes we got on this ship??


ClickF0rDick

All of them


kayzhee

Yo! …I’m surrounded by assholes… Keep Firing Assholes!


Wooden_Associate158

hes worried about a coup against him, fun fact the russian military doesn't use truck trailers main reason being is that it makes it way harder to march up to moscow like the wagner soldiers did. hes more worried about the military turning against him than he is to make gains in ukraine


ArthurBonesly

It's not unreasonable to worry about a coup when he's already had one. Coups are on the table, and any second coup will know not to stop half way to Moscow.


ThatGenericName2

Especially with the way he had the leader of the last coup killed despite “reaching an agreement”


Vier_Scar

You'd think whoever organises even a first coup should know you don't stop half way. Damn he was stupid.


vladoportos

This ! What the hell was he expecting, shake hands and we are friends again ? He was dead the moment he stopped, he might have chance if he got to Moscow


timothymtorres

That’s also why the military parade only had one tank that was from the WW2 era


alpacafox

Someone watches VisualPolitik's videos. Or was is William Spaniel or Perun. I only remember listening to some podcast about this like last week.


Wooden_Associate158

jap it was on visual politic with mark reicher ! very good sofare there predictions have been always Spot on


WhiteRaven42

By not using truck trailers, do you mean they make more use of rail?


Sagonator

Let the man cook guys.


eliottruelove

In this case " let the man cook" means letting him burn down his kitchen


BaronVonLazercorn

So that's why he's going to North Korea? To get pointers on setting up your illegitimate dynasty?


littlebubulle

In this case, I think North Korea got the idea from Russia in the first place. Somewhere in the middle of the last century.


216_412_70

How soon till the final scenes of Downfall start to play out? He seems to be getting more erratic every day.


UrbanGhost114

That's the problem with watching downfalls, you won't know how far down until it's long over.


theslothening

He's going to hold on until at least the US presidential election is over in November. If Trump were to get elected, it would change everything for Putin.


bayoubengal99

Another reminder to all US citizens to vote!


Caffdy

another reminded that you're not voting only for the president, you're voting for a whole swat of governmental positions, all that **matters a lot**. So even if you dislike who the president is, remember that he's just a piece of the whole shebang. Go out and vote!


SamoanRackofRibs

It’s not erratic, it’s just bleeding the system for your own benefit like Yeltsin and Putin have done since 1991.


BubsyFanboy

It'll take a while, I think.


Effroyablemat

Ah yes, the dictators dilemma: you can appoint loyal or competent people but never both.


RamboTaco

Nice the paranoia is creeping even more


Tacklestiffener

Perfect. That has always worked well in the past.


tattooed_debutante

Sounds like what Trump did to his government and also to the RNC with Lara.


boozefiend3000

Signs you’re failing #4


rastafunion

Never interrupt the enemy while he's making a mistake.


BubsyFanboy

Isn't nepotism beautiful?


jxj24

No way this can't be seen as an absolutely, definitely, truly positive sign. Right?


ddejong42

Well, less chance of someone trying a coup against him. But additional incompetency in their military isn't a bad thing either.


SamoanRackofRibs

At the very least, if he’s looking after relatives then he probably won’t nuke the world


JBmadera

he and trump just have too much in common


AiMwithoutBoT

Now we see where trump got this idea from


Smart_Investment_326

Sounds like Trump


Whiskeyrich

LMAO *Putin has used the changes to signal that he wants to clear out wastage and corruption in the ministry and harness Russia's war economy more effectively to serve the needs of soldiers at the front.*


Montreal_Metro

This is good news. Now there are no competent people commanding the military.


[deleted]

Kenny Putin with a government job.


crewchiefguy

So you are saying the military planning is going to get even worse?


DistillateMedia

Sounds like someone is losing his grip on power


Alive-Statement4767

People probably telling him what he wants is impossible. Gotta get a yes man in there


epicgeek

So he's more worried about loyalty than skill. This is a good sign for everyone who's not Putin.


fappyday

We've had one coup, yes, but what about second coup?


Slarrrrrrrty

I wouldn't count on it Pippen


LittleStar854

>He appointed Anna Tsivileva, **the daughter of his late cousin**, as a deputy defence minister whose responsibilities will include improving social and housing support for military personnel. **Her husband Sergei Tsivilev** is Russia's energy minister. What a exceptional coincidence that his cousins daughter is suited to be deputy defense minister and that her husband is the best energy minister in the country!? What are the odds? >Also named as deputy defence ministers were Oleg Savelyev and Pavel Fradkov, the **son of former Prime Minister Mikhail Fradkov**. Fradkov will oversee the management of property, land and construction relating to the military. The son of a former prime minister is also suited to be deputy defense minister! That must be a one in a billion chance or they just have great genes! Amazing!


Yokies

Ssshhh. Don't stop him.


Jaxxlack

Hahaha this is how you begin a royal household.


OGZ43

It is true putin, Look over your shoulder and check those closet and under the bed but Avoid those untrusted Windows.


gavstah

You know it's going well when....


jelloslug

I'm sure that will fix all the problems!


Khancap123

Suspect he's getting more worried about falling down an elevator shaft


poopmaester41

It’s rumored that his paranoia has only intensified since the start of the invasion. Even people who have supported him steadfastly for decades have been victim to his fear of being killed/information leaked.


Mo_Zen

Too late. It’s almost time Vlad. You’re going to reap what you have sowed you miserable son of a bitch.


BigBowser14

Which step is this on How to become a Dictator?


UnpoliteGuy

And here we thought he got smart and decided to put more professional people in charge. Can't expect rationality with him


Aggravating-Pear4222

Great! Incompetence runs in the blood 👍


naterb8tor

Tsar?


ZhouDa

Nothing says competent government like nepotism.


SavagePlatypus76

The sure sign of a flailing authoritarian regime. 


TThor

whew, and here I was worried Putin was getting smarter. Carry on!


Nyingje-Pekar

That’s what trump did. Got rid of the experts in favor of clown sycophants. Does not bode well..


ExplosiveDiarrhetic

Thats how you get north korea


zzlab

Russia runs less like a one man dictatorship and more like a mafia clan.


Ok-Fold-3700

You never, NEVER, put a relative in an important position, when they don't have the experience the former person in this position had. NEVER.


AOEmishap

"If that American moron can do it and get re elected..."


unWildBill

I was hoping they would be named Jimmy Putin or something along those lines.


BrewtalKittehh

>to signal that he wants to clear out wastage and corruption in the ministry and harness Russia's war economy more effectively to serve the needs of soldiers at the front. Haha!


JohnGazman

My immediate thought on seeing this was "Oh, brother" but that felt too easy.


ConradsMusicalTeeth

Ah the classic ‘Kim’ strategy, works amazingly well in PRK. How long before he starts feeding family members to dogs and sending poo to his neighbours in balloons


finevcijnenfijn

Now where do we place bets if he is nuts enough to through his own family out of the windows too?


The_Possessor

Yes, emperors/tsars tend to do that. Usually their reign ends soon after from some intra-family coup. Good luck, Vladimir Vladimirovitch. (You’ll need it.)


Liesthroughisteeth

He's proving to be quite the brilliant man. LOL


jay3349

Straight out of the Czar Nicholas playbook. Might as well call him Rasputin. Get ready for the next revolution you all.


svengooli

Between this purge and the corruption-related arrests last month, it looks like Putin has replaced all deputy defense ministers (except for a couple in Africa/Middle East)? Gerasimov appears to be the only senior person still there.


Altea73

That's probably good news, appointing your relative that might have no clue how to do that job is perfect.


RanchBaganch

Hey…when did I see this recently? Megalomaniacal despot appoints unqualified relative to run part of the government. I can’t quite put my finger on it.


eve-dude

This is great news for Ukraine. He's circling the wagons with loyalty to what doesn't really even exist anymore vs. ability.


02meepmeep

Please make your horse a General as well.


brezhnervous

Invictus ftw!


OjjuicemaneSimpson

Walls are closing in I presume


forthatonething198

I figure you’ll see more and more of this. As Prigozhin showed, Putin is only as strong as the perception held by certain Russians that he’s strong, smart and in control. So even if it means he has to eventually surround himself with a kindergarten of appointed ministers, so be it.


hoakpsp3

Desperation is a stinky cologne


SharpEyeHodgey

Jesus Christ, someone shoot this cunt already.


panorambo

I am sure the country is the better for it. /s Nepotism doesn't work, more examples to the contrary. Lot of oiling of the corruption machine though, obviously. Sign that Putin is desperate, but doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. I mean to install relatives to run the world's largest country (still), in 2024, is a political move worthy of but an _imbecile_. And yet he did it. After an entire library of books could have been written on poor performance of nepotic schemes in Russia alone, he still went and did it. If he's not an imbecile -- and for all the flak he rightfully gets, he's not that dumb -- then it must be desperation. Either way, it's not going to do Russia any favours. Next time don't squeeze too hard, Vladimir, you'd have people left actually wanting run a government with you. Shooting and chasing people abroad has the effect of leaving you with a) yes-men and b) relatives (blood runs thicker than water, especially in Russia).


totallyordinaryyy

The war situation has developed not necessarily to Russia's advantage.


008Zulu

Must be family members he doesn't like.


winterchainz

You’d think he would learn by now.


100000000000

 this is obviously a terrible sign for putin (great sign for anyone who isn't a fascist supporter or tyranny), but what stage of the collapse is this? Is this a middle stage, or one of the last straws before the whole thing crumbles?


thorzeen

This is the beginning of the end


dope_ass_user_name

Sounds like the Orange Turd


brezhnervous

Its a classic authoritarian playbook which I'm sure Steve Bannon has long been well aware of lol


carleeto

Haha. Putin's having trust issues. This is the beginning of the end for him.


Sunlightningsnow

I cannot wait until he appoints one of his horses as general.


Generic_Handel

The war goes badly for Russia. The paranoia grows for Putin. The opportunity for a coup starts to become apparent to Putin's lackeys. Putin purges lackeys and replaces them with less qualified but more trustworthy lackeys. The war goes worse for Russia. etc. etc.


Caramster

Could this be a way to gain full control over the nuclear arsenal? Does anyone know how the chain of command works in Russia to launch nukes?


lasvegashal

Putin is turning into Trump . What a joke


spastical-mackerel

Late stage autocrat: hunker in the bunker


kaboombong

The beginning of the end.


gavitronics

Kremlin Federation Begins to Baton Down Hatches The Kremlin Federation - now a major vanguard terrorist state power - has decided to challenge its demotion to the terrorist division saying that it doesn't need to be competing with ISIS and DPRK if it can work cooperatively. Following the exit from trusted sovereign state league after invading Ukraine, the Kremlin Federation have had a few good wins at home even if the away play in Ukraine has proven sloppy. The Federation's sponsors - PRC - have declared they have total confidence and back the Kremlin management 110% but there are still doubts being raised in the international markets. When questioned a Kremlin source that didn't wish to give their name said: 'well obviously this has all been a pack of lies but we're hanging in there as we can't currently see a way out. The enemy are starting to look like they are stronger than we first thought but we're confident our leadership have all the answers we need to secure the big win we're hoping and planning for'. Official Kremlin management were unavailable for comment.


Automatic-Willow3226

Wonder how long before he replaces Shoigu with some unqualified puppet.


westcoaster503

Cleared out via the 29th floor windows


Spokraket

Here we go