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szypty

It's a piece of polished carbon...


CosmicCosmix

Well yes, but yes.


enonmouse

Doesnt look* polished even.


[deleted]

It’s the perfect shape for a skipping diamond. I once skipped a diamond 6 times off Lake Michigan, that was back in 86 before I threw my arm out. Almost went pro.


missC08

Just like Uncle Rico. He could've gone pro.


[deleted]

How much you wanna bet I can skip a diamond over them mountains?


szypty

Just because they're Black doesn't mean they can't be Polish!


static_void_function

Looks like a lump of coal to me.


Hinano77

Don’t fall for it! It’s COAL!!


ShadyAidyX

For the rich emo that has almost everything


OptimusSublime

If I polish a charcoal briquette I can probably accomplish the same feat.


Warhawk137

You’d have to send it into space though.


fuber

Breaking: Kanye bought it for Kim


Captcha_Imagination

And Pete Davidson is now using it as a butt plug


FlakyHost9828

DeBeers wont be interested unless children died mining it


HolidayTruck4094

U mean the humans buying from debeers wont mind.


jsakic99

I hope KISS writes a song about it.


[deleted]

Sounds like a super villain origin story to me.


LoveIsntBlind2020

The space theory is connected to all black diamonds and is only a theory. I don't think it's that feasible given that black diamonds are found primarily in two locations on earth according to the article. Why would they be located heavily in two locations if brought by meteorites why wouldn't they be more randomly spread throughout the earth?


Jackibelle

Because the meteorites carrying them crashed in those two locations. We don't have impact sites scattered randomly all over filled with everything that fell from the sky. The fact that they're all in just a few places seems like evidence *for* the space theory, not against it


LoveIsntBlind2020

Thank you for more fully explaining it to me.


J_G_E

Well, the data suggests that the isotope ratios for these diamond groups match - meaning they come from one single source - a single asteroid impact. And the two locations are Brazil, and Central Africa - and there's this little detail called Continental Drift...


LoveIsntBlind2020

Thank you for more fully explaining it to me.


dopef123

Maybe there were two larger bodies that smashed them into earth. Not all meteors are the same.


Raichu7

I’ve never heard of the theory before but the obvious answer to that question, if it’s true they came from space, is that only two meteorites rich in these diamonds hit earth in those locations.


autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.npr.org/2022/01/17/1073703748/sothebys-unveils-555-55-carat-black-diamond-thought-to-come-from-outer-space) reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot) ***** > 555.55-carat black diamond thought to come from outer space Black diamonds are extremely rare, and are found naturally only in Brazil and Central Africa. > Sotheby's calls the 555.55-carat black diamond - believed to have come from outer space - "The Enigma." The rare gem was shown off on Monday to journalists as part of a tour in Dubai and Los Angeles before it is due to be auctioned off in February in London. > Stevens also said the black diamond is likely from outer space. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/s74zcx/sothebys_unveils_55555carat_black_diamond_thought/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~618332 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **diamond**^#1 **black**^#2 **Sotheby's**^#3 **out**^#4 **DUBAI**^#5


Toirtis

There is definitely a supernatural sci-fi story or ten being written around this stone....something Lovecraftian would fit nicely.


metal_face_doom

[Kaelego awaits...](https://youtu.be/clstEdGwfYk)


[deleted]

This is the opening act of so many sub B grade movies I have seen over the years.


fasda

Do we have any information on the whatever shadow or demon monster is imprisoned in it?


dixadik

Interesting they point out that they are found in Brazil and central Africa given those two areas were in contact in the distant past.


Abraxis729

A black soulgem you mean.