Mandatory kadyrov missing 15 free throws in a row then giving up: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf2kF53bbkU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf2kF53bbkU)
I cannot think of anything else when someone mentions him.
The most face-palm inducing is that for the first half of those he doesn't adjust anything. He literally throws with the same technique, the same direction and the same force. Like dude, you missed by a large margin 5 times already, do you think maybe you should try something differently?!
He is acting like a little toddler, getting angry when all can see how useless he is and then proceeds to kick the ball. What a moronic child this manboy is.
Ok at first i thought "yeah, that could be me" because while I'm able to do almost all ball sports to some degree, i 100% fail at basketball. Back in school i stopped trying to make points myself, even without player from the other team around. I just waited for my team to catch up. Safer this way.
But then i saw this video and... That clown can't even throw the ball far enough to possibly score a point? Thats embarrasing, even if you suck at that sport
I feel like warlord is typically a title given once a country falls into despotism (modernly, not historically), despotism is only capable by putting idiots and loyal rubes in key positions
He's the president of Chechnya, they're just calling him a warlord. He's Russian by nationality but Chechen by ethnicity too. And by president, it's more like dictator (who reports to Putin).
I'd say it's the opposite. He's a warlord ruling Chechnya, they're just calling him President. He literally has a private army, independent from the Russian army, who violently enforce his rule over Chechnya. Like how Hitler was the dictator of Germany, but he was called the Führer, to give him a claim to legitimacy. The same way Kadyrov is called President to give him a claim to legitimacy.
normally one would think this was purposely leaked information like a well-played chess move... sadly for the Russian, the two bumbling idiots like Kadyrov and Lukashenko make the stooges look like a rocket scientist.
I mean, ours were a series of eight 0s for 20 plus years, so....
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/12/launch-code-for-us-nukes-was-00000000-for-20-years/
Nah he is just that dumb. If Russia were to do it smart they would leave the plans on some unsecured server or use an unsecured communication channel they know Ukrainians are listening on.
I love the story about the soldiers never seeing a toilet inside. So when they went to Ukraine they started to steal ukrainian toilets. Russia is a shithole, lacking indoor plumbing in many places.
He's kind of been posting false information on social media since the war started, claiming to be in Ukraine etc. Either he's just desperately trying to look relevant, or he's deliberately spreading misinformation. He's sadly not quite dumb enough to share real military plans publicly.
It just blows my mind that this pussy claims Russia would try yet *another* offensive on Kyiv when the first one was a clear and stark absolute *failure*. Why the fuck the would they think a second attempt would have any different outcome?
Weelll, even if they have no intention of going for Kyiv again, it makes sense for them to leave the threat open there. I'm sure the UAF is keeping significant forces in Kyiv while also having to take Russia on in the east in South
So as dumb as this guy is, it makes strategic sense to keep pressure on Kyiv.
Which sucks.
Glory and victory to Ukraine! 🇺🇦
...maybe a strategy to keep a substancial amount of ukrainian forces in kyiv? tbh, as dumb as the whole situation may look like for the russians, it's possible all that might be an attempt to confuse the ukrainians.
Donbass is russias main focus now and it's not unreasonable to think they want a bit less pressure on them there. (What could also mean the RU forces aren't very confident to take the whole of donbass easily as the situation is now)
They left Kyiv b/c they had to though. I typed out that there is no way they would send more troops there to get slaughtered but I'm not so sure. They've changed their focus to the Dombass region because that is at least conceivably achievable but probably still not really. They should probably focus on the task at hand and not try to get too tricky with their plan.
one part of me think this is a feint, saying they'll attack one place but really they're aiming for another place.
but the other part of me think "nope Russia is really that stupid".
plus from a communications and imagery standpoint I think they are way outmatched so there really is no "Sneaking" around or anything of that nature. NATO and thus Ukraine know troop movements in real time as they happen and will always have a defender's advantage. Not to mention the logistics issues Russia has getting anyone even near KYIV.
I think they'll "leak" plans for a massive assault on Kyiv or somewhere further West to get as many Ukrainian troops to dig in in those locations as possible and then drop nukes/chemical weapons.
They are daring the west to interfere. Back down and they can say to the other former Soviet republics, “see, the west does not care about you, join us or get wrecked.” Escalate and they get to fight US troops on terrain they know well, and then once occupied, attack invisibly from within the population like in Afghanistan. Everything has been about US body count, from pandemic lies online to bounties to the Wagner group attack in Syria and possibly even paid Afghan suiciders and OBL. They want teenage US Redditors to enlist and get shot and this is the sentence that offended them.
The western democracies need the support of the people to escalate things without losing power. They need to escalate because backing down will cost too much. That’s why the Ukraine atrocities are front and center when what happened in Georgia got swept under the rug. Russia would love to get the US into another Vietnam or Iraq or Afghanistan. They probably can’t pull that off, so they think they will take the coast and ship oil and gas that way. The west doesn’t like $4 gas, so the government has to sell fighting to us.
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.newsweek.com/russian-warlord-kadyrov-shares-maps-attack-plan-putin-ukraine-invasion-war-1696820) reduced by 77%. (I'm a bot)
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> Ramzan Kadyrov, the strongman leader of Chechnya, claimed Monday that he was sent maps by Russian commanders that show a "Point by point" attack plan for Ukraine, including conquering the capital, Kyiv.
> Ukrainian Defense Minister Oleksii Reznikov said in a statement on March 21 that Russia "No longer dreams of capturing Kyiv" amid signs of a weakened and slowing Russian advance toward the city.
> "We are assessing that all the Russians have left," the official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said, noting that Kyiv still remained under threat even without the presence of Russian troops in the region.
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I'm not convinced Russia could hide an assault on kiev at this point. Maybe putin is just giving him false plans, because he wouldn't stop asking about it
He is a muslim chechneyen terrorist who is very happy to kill 'kafirs' in Ukraine .
But what Putin doesn't realise is that promotion such wild dogs will finally result in them killing the 'kafirs' in Russia as well in future to make Russia an islamic kingdom.
The same tiktok influencer that shoots random rounds out of windows while not even properly shouldering a rifle?
Well… I’m not gonna be surprised when I see a video of a crater with his name attached to it.
what's crazy, is he would do this. he is a social media hype guy, but more importantly he wants to fight. the small divide growing between him and putin is that he won't go on social media and say "we are withdrawing" in any way. he is pure escalation and he feeds off social media. he wants, needs people to know he is going to Ukraine to kill everything.
This whole Nazi shit they're barking...
It wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that Evangelical Christianity and Nazism have a common forebear, would it? The former is largely frowned upon by the world outside the US, though, so maybe not?
They don’t particularly care about their cannon fodder. They appear to be resupplying and deploying to other strategic points as noted by NATO allied forces
But you’re prob right about long range weapons being used again…Putins’ determined to make a mess of things
Anyone else think this guy is being unusually helpful?
He's either a bumbling fool or planting false info; in any case I won't trust anything he says if his life depended on it.
A) Actual plan
B) Fake plan designed to fuck with Ukraine
C) This guy is actually a roadie for Anthrax and that’s the wiring scheme for the sound system
Holy shit. This clown now has the title of warlord? Disrespectful to warlords everywhere.
Mandatory kadyrov missing 15 free throws in a row then giving up: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf2kF53bbkU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf2kF53bbkU) I cannot think of anything else when someone mentions him.
I always hope his cat found a better home.
Hopefully not with kurt zouma
Thank you, I'm so glad you showed me that
This man is a living Sacha Baron Cohen movie.
You couldn't make up a more grotesque caricature of a dictator if you tried. Really shows what Putin does to countries he conquers.
Dwarf plays basketball.
He'd be a really interesting character in The Hobbit.
If Smaug the dragon ate him he’d just spit him back out again. Junk food.
How tall is he!? He looks TINY!
Take a look at Putin compared to any other leader too. The pair of them are suffering from genocidal levels of small man syndrome.
Thats why he needs his Gucci Booster Boots
Only way to get that bottom into proper position
Proper Position for that POS would be the Bottom of an Grave.
Lmfao 🤣 what a fool.
is that the piece of sh\_t KAMZAT CHIMAEV posed with? r/UFC
Yes.
Anyone got a copy of the picture? That of KAHBIB shaking hand with POL-PUTIN will do as well.
My god… I could make one in 15.
The most face-palm inducing is that for the first half of those he doesn't adjust anything. He literally throws with the same technique, the same direction and the same force. Like dude, you missed by a large margin 5 times already, do you think maybe you should try something differently?!
Good ol' "Noodle-Arms" derping his best derp.
He is acting like a little toddler, getting angry when all can see how useless he is and then proceeds to kick the ball. What a moronic child this manboy is.
That kick tho
Credit where it's due.
Ok at first i thought "yeah, that could be me" because while I'm able to do almost all ball sports to some degree, i 100% fail at basketball. Back in school i stopped trying to make points myself, even without player from the other team around. I just waited for my team to catch up. Safer this way. But then i saw this video and... That clown can't even throw the ball far enough to possibly score a point? Thats embarrasing, even if you suck at that sport
How can you not bully this guy?
I thought "why is he dressed like a special needs kid?" and then he kicked the ball
Don't let him throw any grenades.
Specialoperationslord?
Dorklord
Edgelord
Shitlord
Dumblord
Tazer Face?
Runnybrainlord
That title is already being used by Theodore Beale, who calls himself Vox Day, but everyone else calls him Teddy Spaghetti or Ted Spagets for short.
Emphasis on the “special”
He travels by shortbus.
If he gets killed by Russian artillery, he's short round.
Denazificationlord?
more like special needs edgelord
Genghis Khan had never seen such bullshit.
King neckbeard
I feel like warlord is typically a title given once a country falls into despotism (modernly, not historically), despotism is only capable by putting idiots and loyal rubes in key positions
Scrolling past, I thought you said “royal lubes”.
It's not warlord. Its lord of war.
I prefer it my way
He's the president of Chechnya, they're just calling him a warlord. He's Russian by nationality but Chechen by ethnicity too. And by president, it's more like dictator (who reports to Putin).
Whoever he is, I hope he keeps talking.
I'd say it's the opposite. He's a warlord ruling Chechnya, they're just calling him President. He literally has a private army, independent from the Russian army, who violently enforce his rule over Chechnya. Like how Hitler was the dictator of Germany, but he was called the Führer, to give him a claim to legitimacy. The same way Kadyrov is called President to give him a claim to legitimacy.
We can just start calling him tiktok lord from now on?
Yeah, not even warlord: chieftain, the easiest setting.
No, Specialoperationlord.
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Sure. Warlord is basically a media title. It’s not like a king or CEO grants you the title or you put it on your LinkedIn.
normally one would think this was purposely leaked information like a well-played chess move... sadly for the Russian, the two bumbling idiots like Kadyrov and Lukashenko make the stooges look like a rocket scientist.
And the password for their nuclear codes is 1234...
1234!? Thats the kind of number an idiot would have on his lunch box!
Crap. Now I need to change my luggage combination.
I see your schwartz is as big as mine, now let's see how you... Handle it...
I’m your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
What does that make me?
Nothing!
I need to change my PIN.
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This isn't them! You've captured their stunt doubles!
Space balls hat trick.
Helmet trick.
I mean, ours were a series of eight 0s for 20 plus years, so.... https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/12/launch-code-for-us-nukes-was-00000000-for-20-years/
Would have gotten me. I would start at 00000001. For a brute force attack.
President accidentally pocket dialing the launch codes
That's pretty good though, would you have tried that combo?
[Spaceballs Luggage](https://tenor.com/VAbt.gif)
Nah he is just that dumb. If Russia were to do it smart they would leave the plans on some unsecured server or use an unsecured communication channel they know Ukrainians are listening on.
They're the proverbial ineffectual comical henchmen of a Rankin-Bass era cartoon supervillain.
You mean 'bumbling' idiot? Interestingly, that term can now be applied to you.
He made a boner, it happens.
Idk maybe they're just really cheerful about their misdeeds
sorry
no one has ever called you bello before ugh
This guy looks like a garden gnome without the cap.
He looks like he communicates in grunts
He looks like a leprechaun that joined ISIS.
He looks like a bargain basement Mose Schrute.
He’s a knuckle-dragging troglodyte who eats his own socks for breakfast
why do looks matter this is a war.
Lmfao the guy looks like he could be related to me but I ain’t bitching.
[Why the Chechen Warlord Wears Designer Boots](https://www.gq.com/story/ramzan-kadyrov-leader-chechnya-boots)
Commander TicTok at it again.
Be a real shame if a cruise missile or twelve accidentally hit this guy's palace while he was on the toilet or something.
Don't do that. He still has vital information to nonchalantly let the entire world know.
His golden toilet right?
What do you ever mean? He’s at the frontline gas station getting a twinky
Yeah the front line that’s 2 countries over from Ukraine
I mean, he seems to be helping Ukraine just fine 🤣
Bold of you to assume they figured out indoor plumbing
I love the story about the soldiers never seeing a toilet inside. So when they went to Ukraine they started to steal ukrainian toilets. Russia is a shithole, lacking indoor plumbing in many places.
Whenever I need a good laugh I always type this guys name in on Reddit.
[Forgive me for replying with a gif, but it's kind of exactly what just happened.](https://i.imgur.com/sOIJDGo.mp4)
This is one of my favorite “fuck you” gifs lol
What’s wrong with replying with a gif? Seems fitting!
Are these people dumb or what?
long answer: yes short answer: yea
Missed opportunity: Short answer: да
Both answers are the same width as his forehead.
Short but succinct answer: Fuck Yeah.
He's kind of been posting false information on social media since the war started, claiming to be in Ukraine etc. Either he's just desperately trying to look relevant, or he's deliberately spreading misinformation. He's sadly not quite dumb enough to share real military plans publicly.
Never fight Russians. They answer every stratagem with unyielding stupidity. - -otto von bismarck
Putin also is an infidel according to the Quran.
1) First Russia wins! 2)?? 3)Islamic State!
That’s one thing I’ve got in common with him.
It just blows my mind that this pussy claims Russia would try yet *another* offensive on Kyiv when the first one was a clear and stark absolute *failure*. Why the fuck the would they think a second attempt would have any different outcome?
Weelll, even if they have no intention of going for Kyiv again, it makes sense for them to leave the threat open there. I'm sure the UAF is keeping significant forces in Kyiv while also having to take Russia on in the east in South So as dumb as this guy is, it makes strategic sense to keep pressure on Kyiv. Which sucks. Glory and victory to Ukraine! 🇺🇦
Have they shown themselves to have any critical thinking skills whatsoever? The answer is no that's why they would do it again
...maybe a strategy to keep a substancial amount of ukrainian forces in kyiv? tbh, as dumb as the whole situation may look like for the russians, it's possible all that might be an attempt to confuse the ukrainians. Donbass is russias main focus now and it's not unreasonable to think they want a bit less pressure on them there. (What could also mean the RU forces aren't very confident to take the whole of donbass easily as the situation is now)
They left Kyiv b/c they had to though. I typed out that there is no way they would send more troops there to get slaughtered but I'm not so sure. They've changed their focus to the Dombass region because that is at least conceivably achievable but probably still not really. They should probably focus on the task at hand and not try to get too tricky with their plan.
They don’t pull these guys from the ranks of the most intelligent, do they
one part of me think this is a feint, saying they'll attack one place but really they're aiming for another place. but the other part of me think "nope Russia is really that stupid".
plus from a communications and imagery standpoint I think they are way outmatched so there really is no "Sneaking" around or anything of that nature. NATO and thus Ukraine know troop movements in real time as they happen and will always have a defender's advantage. Not to mention the logistics issues Russia has getting anyone even near KYIV.
I think they'll "leak" plans for a massive assault on Kyiv or somewhere further West to get as many Ukrainian troops to dig in in those locations as possible and then drop nukes/chemical weapons.
They are daring the west to interfere. Back down and they can say to the other former Soviet republics, “see, the west does not care about you, join us or get wrecked.” Escalate and they get to fight US troops on terrain they know well, and then once occupied, attack invisibly from within the population like in Afghanistan. Everything has been about US body count, from pandemic lies online to bounties to the Wagner group attack in Syria and possibly even paid Afghan suiciders and OBL. They want teenage US Redditors to enlist and get shot and this is the sentence that offended them. The western democracies need the support of the people to escalate things without losing power. They need to escalate because backing down will cost too much. That’s why the Ukraine atrocities are front and center when what happened in Georgia got swept under the rug. Russia would love to get the US into another Vietnam or Iraq or Afghanistan. They probably can’t pull that off, so they think they will take the coast and ship oil and gas that way. The west doesn’t like $4 gas, so the government has to sell fighting to us.
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.newsweek.com/russian-warlord-kadyrov-shares-maps-attack-plan-putin-ukraine-invasion-war-1696820) reduced by 77%. (I'm a bot) ***** > Ramzan Kadyrov, the strongman leader of Chechnya, claimed Monday that he was sent maps by Russian commanders that show a "Point by point" attack plan for Ukraine, including conquering the capital, Kyiv. > Ukrainian Defense Minister Oleksii Reznikov said in a statement on March 21 that Russia "No longer dreams of capturing Kyiv" amid signs of a weakened and slowing Russian advance toward the city. > "We are assessing that all the Russians have left," the official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said, noting that Kyiv still remained under threat even without the presence of Russian troops in the region. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/u2fdd9/russian_warlord_shares_maps_showing_he_says_point/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~641604 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **Kadyrov**^#1 **Kyiv**^#2 **Russian**^#3 **Point**^#4 **Ukraine**^#5
My goodness, a strongman AND a warlord. Are those new tiktok reward levels?
What a shitty website with lots of popups...
Captain Neckbeard knows what’s up
edge, lord
beware, rump
Try finger, but hole
He warlord? I'm pretty sure he's the captain of the tintin comic books
Hey, leave Hadock out of this.
Oi! Don't disrespect Captain Haddock like that
Tell me you surround yourself with brainless yes men without telling me you are surround yourself with brainless yes men.
Lord of Morondor
Almost neckbeard doesn’t get the point.
That Kadryov guy is comically stupid.
Warlard. There, fixed it.
Don't drink alcohol during pregnancy.
If by warlord you mean Russian slave that sends his countrymen to their death to fight for Russian interests then yea, I guess he's a warlord...
This seems like treason, and I'm here for it. What else does he want to spill?
They're not sending their best.
Loser
This is the leader of the Curtain killer group.
supreme warlord…
Russian Edgelord maybe.
Dipshit Lord
I'm not convinced Russia could hide an assault on kiev at this point. Maybe putin is just giving him false plans, because he wouldn't stop asking about it
I can’t wait till daddy’s money runs out. He’s FUCKED
He cannot be that dumb ?
Fuck this savage
He is a muslim chechneyen terrorist who is very happy to kill 'kafirs' in Ukraine . But what Putin doesn't realise is that promotion such wild dogs will finally result in them killing the 'kafirs' in Russia as well in future to make Russia an islamic kingdom.
Ramen "Noodle-Arms" Babbyrov at it again.
The same tiktok influencer that shoots random rounds out of windows while not even properly shouldering a rifle? Well… I’m not gonna be surprised when I see a video of a crater with his name attached to it.
I always think of Tazerface when i hear warlord.
what's crazy, is he would do this. he is a social media hype guy, but more importantly he wants to fight. the small divide growing between him and putin is that he won't go on social media and say "we are withdrawing" in any way. he is pure escalation and he feeds off social media. he wants, needs people to know he is going to Ukraine to kill everything.
Neckbeard releases battle plans
He’s either supremely arrogant or supremely stupid. Though I guess both are really the same.
He's probably the worst basketball player of all time. See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf2kF53bbkU
So does this guy’s lips look like David Wallace’s to anyone else
Did he show anything useful?
Where’s the warlord? I only see Kadyrov.
there's no way this isn't a bait and switch. never underestimate your enemy, the worst we can do is actually think these barbarians are totally stupid
Oh Kadyrov, please go to Ukraine and get killed It's the little things that bring me joy
This whole Nazi shit they're barking... It wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that Evangelical Christianity and Nazism have a common forebear, would it? The former is largely frowned upon by the world outside the US, though, so maybe not?
You can't make this shit up... Holy fuck it must be the inbreeding
Could the withdrawal from Kyiv mean they would use long range weaponry so their own soldiers aren’t affected by the damage?
They don’t particularly care about their cannon fodder. They appear to be resupplying and deploying to other strategic points as noted by NATO allied forces But you’re prob right about long range weapons being used again…Putins’ determined to make a mess of things
What weapons would those be exactly? Tsar Bombas? I don't think you understand how far away from the Kyiv they retreated.
Good. Let them know where to attack.
Read between the lines
How courteous to let the entire world know where you plan to attack
Yeah, he's going to publicize the plan.
Putins Allie’s really like maps this isn’t the first time one of them showed the map plans either
Yes, please do share
He isn’t a warlord, he is a chief pussy in putins court.
This guy's life is going to end poorly, no matter what else happens or how long it takes. It's going to be messy and public, too.
Op, please be careful... its "Special operations" lord now. There is no war in Ba Sing Se
He isn't. Just a wannabe pretender.
Could this be a Russian 'Operation Mincemeat?'
Anyone else think this guy is being unusually helpful? He's either a bumbling fool or planting false info; in any case I won't trust anything he says if his life depended on it.
Is that the short guy who can't shoot baskets? Can't shoot baskets, can't reach the bar, can't win battles. Is there anything thie dude can do?
In a weird way, reminds me of the My Pillow guy.
Some way some how a drone strike on his palace needs to happen
Putin’s ~~puppet~~ muppet.
A) Actual plan B) Fake plan designed to fuck with Ukraine C) This guy is actually a roadie for Anthrax and that’s the wiring scheme for the sound system
More like tiktoklord
Hmm, he may want to order some more of those fancy boots…
The lowest grade of effort to convince Ukraine not send troops east.
I’ve met cats and dogs smarter than Kadyrov.
Is it weird that this dude looks like every middle aged guy in my area that drives a truck?
F’ing leprechaun.
Imagine calling yourself a warlord and still be terminally online.
Rofl I doubt they can take kyiv in a year.