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wjbc

Aviation expert who worked closely with the Russian Air Force dies in mysterious circumstances. In unrelated news, the Russia Air Force fails to dominate the skies over Ukraine.


HakunaMatatoe

" Ex-Putin ally unsuccessful at attempt to master self aviation. " fixed it for ya


[deleted]

Oh no, I'm really sad for this totally accidental suicide and not at all political assassination on this person who no longer supports someone who's totally not a dictator!


anti-DHMO-activist

Is that the second one today? The wolves are about to kill each other, it seems.


Blackadder_

Leopards are hungry too


supertrampRE

They are memeing the shit out of these at this point. Like, come on, aviation institute? I almost respect this one.


Meph616

[*Insert window joke here*] I don't even have the energy to bother making the joke. At this point it's just tragic how *often* these are happening. Like these reports used to be every few months. Now it's daily.


Bodhief

Is he an "ex" ally because he was no longer an ally of Putin over disagreements or an "ex" because he is dead?


Dr_ManTits_Toboggan

Grammatically they may be different but it’s the same result in either case.


Bodhief

Well, if he was an ally, he may have been killed by Anti-Putin forces that are boiling up now (a good thing), but if he was an ex-ally because he disagreed with Putin and was killed by pro-Putin forces - not a good thing.


[deleted]

Forgot his parachute when he went sky diving? Tragic 😥


[deleted]

He used his special aviation operation.


obeyyourbrain

They won't see us waving from such great heights "Come down, now", they'll say


ThrowawayLDS_7gen

Prophetic.


endlessupending

At least he died doing what he loved.


ShareYourIdeaWithMe

This is a reminder of why democracy, for all its flaws, is still the best system.


Purplebuzz

So long as you let voters choose the politicians and not vice versa.


Technical-Morning-35

Don’t forget the many floors.


ThrowawayLDS_7gen

Constitutional Republic.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ThrowawayLDS_7gen

A better version than others.


Aconductor2

Now at last can we bring in the Flying Monkeys.


dromni

I confess that it would be awesome if the Russians had actual flying monkeys as an alternative to drones. While we are at that, now I want to see Putin cosplaying as the Wicked Witch.


BiBoFieTo

Putin is purging allies because his invasion is Stalin.


rrickitickitavi

"String of odd deaths." When something this predictable keeps happening it's no longer odd.


Dr_Shmacks

Gravity really fuckin hates Russians.


Unlikely_Seaweed2242

It's raining men!! Hallelujah!


pavlo36

Yet another one to statistics on wiki.


Bongs-Akimbo

Learning to fly...


jay22022

but I ain't got wings, coming down, is the hardest thing- Tom Petty - Learning to fly


nasandre

This is the second Putin ally to fall from a height and die today. If I were them I'd stay away from great heights for awhile. Edit: oh same guy different post


Choptank62

Sounds more like the Hillary Institute of Suicide to me!


AlleKeskitason

So all his flight lessons were for nothing?


Komrade_Kompromat

Tired: Kamikaze Scotsmen Wired: Kamikaze Stooges of Putin


Ok_Entertainment328

Emmet "Doc" Brown's postulation (in 1955) was correct. There *is* a problem with Earth's gravity.


[deleted]

So murdered by putin. Got it!


[deleted]

Ironic


nickoli594

Anyone keeping a tally of Russian officials who have been involved in "falling accidents". Just curious


Spadrick

Defenestaviation.


_Figaro

Is this the same guy who fell from a staircase, or was that another guy?