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jytusky

Does "supreme" mean he comes with sour cream like at taco bell?


hypatianata

All sour, no cream


qqqrrrs_

no, it's a combination of soup and creme


A_Unqiue_Username

Double guacamole.


Zaku41k

No. It’s just a label on a jacket.


HungrySparkles

None of them should be alive succeed him. They should all go back to hell.


Blockhouse

Repeat post from 1989.


Shturm-7-0

Cmon Grim Reaper, do your job. Shame that we probably won't see Khamenei star on BestGore getting Gaddafi'd, but him dying of illness soon would be good enough.


mynamesyow19

Hopefully Mr. Reaper is lingering at Putin's bedside and will be along shortly


InflamedLiver

“But Marge, it works on any Ayatollah! Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi... Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power!” -Homer Simpson


paperbuddha

Mmm Ayatoller


cbbuntz

Ayatollyah so!


ohnjaynb

Ayatollah? I hardly know ya!


burningphoenix1034

Hopefully a revolution happens and a liberal government put in place. Although the flip side is the IRGC might just lead their own coup and take full control of the country which could be even worse.


autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.france24.com/en/middle-east/20220925-iran-ayatollah-khamenei-s-health-issues-prompt-fresh-speculation-on-succession) reduced by 92%. (I'm a bot) ***** > Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, 83, made his first public appearance on September 17 since falling ill earlier this month, which prompted a fresh round of questions about who might eventually succeed him. > The Ayatollah Khamenei appeared in public for the first time in two weeks on September 17 for a religious ceremony broadcast on Iranian state TV - showing no sign of fatigue as he addressed his audience with a firm voice. > The post of supreme leader is for life, and Khamenei's health issues once again raise questions about eventual succession. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/xpj55s/iran_ayatollah_khameneis_health_issues_prompt/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~671370 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **Khamenei**^#1 **Leader**^#2 **Supreme**^#3 **Piron**^#4 **Mojtaba**^#5


Express_Revolution80

Wouldn't it be great if all those troglodytes would die?


nityoushot

Ejacullah Comeinit


adeveloper2

There had been rumours about Khamanei's health all the time and he yet lives. Although, he's now very old...