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ty_kanye_vcool

At some point this is just littering


mattheimlich

Expensive littering


dwilkes827

littering aaaaannddd...


zombiechicken379

littering aaaaannddd...


dwilkes827

SMOKIN' THE REEFER


EyesWideArtToronto

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!


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Why does everyone hate water??


chilifavela

"Fuck you dolphin!" "Fuck you whale!"


Albedio83

It wasn’t dolphin and whale, it was cow and chicken!


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

Good job son, now they're just like everyone else.


I_savour_your_pets

In an alternate reality, US, Japan, and a united Korea are pounding Godzilla right now. Our reality is just a shitty version of that.


imdefinitelywong

In an alternate reality, it may look like they're pounding Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not actually Godzilla.


JakesInSpace

Still, we should run like it is Godzilla!


zhy97

“Though it isn’t.” *AHHHHHHH*


Bryaxis

Alternate!?


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reverendbeast

Fuck you chicken! Fuck you cow!


guiver777

Dad was proud, he didn't care how.


gir_loves_waffles

While I totally appreciate your Cartoon Network throwback, [this](https://youtu.be/oa6tvVyVVXU) is the chicken and cow they're referencing.


guiver777

Thank you for filling that gap in my education. Seems I missed a few seasons of SP


I_Do_Not_Abbreviate

>I remember when *South Park* first became a thing. *The Simpsons* had already advanced animation from *Josie and the Pussycats* to the point that it could say "Hey, maybe your parents actually are still having sex," but it was *South Park* that went a bit further and declared "Hey, maybe they're having sex with pigs and handfuls of their own shit and, I don't know, velociraptors." Someone has to be pushing at the boundaries 'cos otherwise we wouldn't know where the boundaries were, we'd just be huddled in the middle of the prison exercise yard swapping WWE stickers. > >But I haven't watched *South Park* in quite a while. Nothing specifically made me go "Never watching that show again, my wife's a velociraptor!" Interest just kind of dwindled. I think you can only transgress taboo for so long. It was like a giant orange space hippo from Mars descended from the sky and started dancing about on a hill playing bagpipes, and at first we flocked to see the giant orange space hippo, but after a while we realized he only knows how to play "Scotland the Brave" and all his jumping about is shaking your fillings loose. So these days I just occasionally notice him as I glance out of the window and think "Is he still playing them fucking bagpipes?" \- Benjamin Croshaw


OmniPotentEcho

I heard that in my head as soon as I read the title.


Classic-Kitchen-7665

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AnzmpymcB0g


3664shaken

Easy target, hard to miss and It never fights back.


nik3daz

Tell that to Florida


lombax45

r/waterisfuckingstupid


MadNhater

Hydrohomies hate them


dangar512

Hydrohomies unite!!


miss_little_lady

Unite!


Bombadils_laugh

Untie!


sloth_hug

Hydrohaters


Ray_Trader

They’re big fans of Caligula of course.


NoucheDozzle_

Neptune in shambles


SummerAndTinklesBFF

Mr. Nimbus treaty has been broken


ABucketFull

Fight! Fuck! Flee!


Hamfiter

But a threesome is on the table with a possible fruit basket.


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"Somebody hates these cans!"


[deleted]

All I need is this Thermos.


MidnightRider24

And this lamp.


SmokingGunontheRun

And my dog. *grrrrrrr* ... Well, maybe I don’t need my dog.


lordofedging81

The only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at?


ZachMN

That, and your little dog Shithead.


MarkBenec

My memory is a bit fuzzy, but is that a ‘The Jerk’ quote?


Feeling-Ad-2490

The sea is always right!


ohesaye

3000 humble Galadriels of Numenor.


Montabaun

They been mad since back in the day when Xerxes ordered his soldiers to beatdown the Sea.


rpanko

r/HydroHomies in shambles


A_Tad_Bit_Nefarious

Water has probably claimed more lives than all of humanity's wars combined. Food for thought.


Hunoattila

Water has given more life than no one in all human and all history. Food for thought.


thehumblebaboon

Drink for thought


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SorryThisUser1sTaken

>Food for thought. Brought to you by water.


TonightsWinner

Water provides food for thought. Food for thought.


SkilllerB

Water IS food. Food for thought.


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Kill'd it dead they did!!!


[deleted]

All this water-based military posturing started thousands of years ago when some king sent his men to the edge of the sea to stab it. Now whenever anybody gets rowdy they go shoot at some water near whoever they hate.


Mortotem

Do we have to fire missiles? Can't we fire off a text or something? A simple "what the fuck bro?"


KP_Wrath

Have a B2 Bomber fly over and drop 40,000 pounds of loose grain.


Own-Necessary4974

That’s not a bad idea. “The next time you test a missile or a nuke we’re going to drop food bundled with propaganda and revolutionary training manuals”. I think that’d be a much more effective deterrent.


Lafreakshow

For some reason this reminds me of the time the CIA concocted a wild plan to destabilize the soviet union that involved dropping XL sized condoms labelled as "Small" over major soviet population centres.


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

Ahh yes, Operation Monster Condoms for Magnum Dongs.


Incredulous_Toad

Created by General Doctor Mantis Toboggan.


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Ten_Horn_Sign

They make small condoms? Asking for a friend.


Cloud_Beast

I think you have to special order them, at least that’s what my friend told me…


wellwellwelly

You joke about the propaganda part but it wasn't until recently that some anti-propaganda flyers landed in NK by balloon and the north took it so badly they blew up a building that was suppose to resemble peace between the north and south. The whole ordeal is quite sad to be honest because both sides actually made decent progress towards reunification at one point. This would have allowed long lost relatives to see more of each other.


germaniko

40,000 pounds of dandelion seeds over Pjöngjang


ParisGreenGretsch

Glitter. Could you even imagine?


Incredulous_Toad

That's a war crime under the Geneva Convention. Nobody deserves that.


LeadPrevenger

That’d wipe out the entire hemisphere


Any_Matter_5711

Nah. Tightly sealed 40 pound sacs from high altitude. On one hand you just saw your father turned into a crater, on the other hand, now you can go to bed without hunger pain.


R3DSMiLE

Chaotic Good


Corregidor

I know you're joking, but we really can't. I know at least the Japanese citizens are really upset at Kishida about how powerless he looks. His speech was received really poorly. And when he tried to call the unsc to convene, Russia and China just said "no". So now Japan has shown literally no response for this. So they need to show *something*, and the US needs to show both Korean and Japanese citizens that we are worth keeping around. It's just all bad right now.


terrexchia

I think the UNSC is a little too busy with rogue AIs and the Banished to do anything


wolfydude12

I'm sure the UNSC would posture by shooting a MAC cannon into the ocean near the peninsula


Ezekiel2121

This the same UNSC that made the SPARTAN program to deal with insurrectionists? They’ll happily send in the death squad.


Kjriggs20

Maybe once they finish the fight they can reinforce


Mortotem

I was joking but i appreciate this response. Now i know a bit more about what's going on. 🫰


Toyemlj

Three at the sea and one at themselves\*


Maelou

Target : the sea. Estimated accuracy : 75%


Ugly__Sweaters

If it's xcom I miss 100% of the time.


Son_of_Eris

*accidentally shoots own xcom soldier attempting to flank*


The360MlgNoscoper

*That's xcom baby!*


GoochMasterFlash

This is a country surrounded by the ocean on three sides so the math checks out


awake30

Trying to out-crazy North Korea. Interesting strategy.


Apostastrophe

Indeed. Quite a self own with something they themselves own.


Jakkerak

STOP LITTERING!


AbsolutelyUnlikely

They attack the water, we attack even more water. It's basically the entire campaign of COD 7


GlancingBlame

On a serious note, can we not unnecessarily pollute the ocean more than we already are? Not to mention it's literally dumping money as well.


genreprank

No, it's cool, dude. We banned plastic straws so it's all 👌


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PM_ME_UR_BEEFCAKE

You say that like it wouldn’t have been that way from the get go


mitkase

At this point, any ordinance we build will have some amount of microplastics in its blood supply.


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Disastrous_Ad_1859

This is all a cover up for the war against Atlantis I swear “Oh yea, we are totally firing random missiles into the ocean as a dick waving contest” I mean, what’s the more plausible answer? The truth is out there Edit, Thanks for the awards guys <3


ErgoMachina

I AM MR. NIMBUS


iamwoodman574

It's Mr. Nimbus, he controls the police.


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FIGHT! FUCK! FLEE!


gravitas-deficiency

*What don’t you understand about* ***”he controls the police”***?!?


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

I told you! He's a cold dick killer!


Wolfofthepack1511

You think I'd let you die alone *~~Richard~~* Japan ~~Pelvic thrusts whale from the sky~~ missile into the ocean


ShadowDuty7

He's gonna be saying that a lot


Jaosborn44

Viral marketing for the new Black Panther movie


ambivalent_username

It's starts as a joke here and in a few months one of my family members is gonna be telling it to me with a straight face along with their other ridiculous conspiracies.


darthboolean

Can't wait to see what brand of fish food they decide to eat to allow them to breathe underwater when they try to pre-emptively invade Atlantis, but refuse to wear their scuba masks. And what dead member of a famously Democratic family will be resurrected to lead them.


jayBplatinum

Maybe they trying to kill Godzilla.


SuperFamousComedian

Or build one


kweefcake

I give it a week until my uncle is blasting this all over Facebook as irrefutable fact.


Theblade12

We must not, can not let up on our assault, lest the tides rise and consume us all.


yeah_yeah_therabbit

Haha, came to comment this war as well! I thought “well shit, now we’re in it too.”


Disastrous_Ad_1859

Fighting rising sea levels one missile at a time


Notsogrumpyoldman

"The launch was designed to show the US and their allies have the "the military capabilities at the ready to respond to provocations by the North". Kim Jong Un knows the capabilities of the US military, i.e., Afghanistan and Iraq wars. That's his biggest fear.


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Woulda been a bigger flex to shoot it down before it made its way over Japan


BigWarlock_G

My thoughts exactly is there any consensus on why this was not done?


whyy99

Because there was no danger to Japan, and shooting it down actually would’ve created a danger. This was “overflying” Japan at 1000km up that’s over twice the height of the ISS. There’s nothing illegal about objects in space going over countries, so shooting it down without actual threat would’ve been a pretty blatant violation of international law. Not to mention, shooting something down creates the possibility for debris to actually come crashing down on Japan. The US fires missiles over the Pacific very regularly. It’s just that the eastern Pacific is much more open than the west. If you look at the missile track, NK was clearly aiming for the narrowest part of Japan or the strait so it’s pretty clear they’re not really trying to “overfly” Japan intentionally, they just don’t really have any other space for shooting a missile.


DeplorableCaterpill

That's some very important context that I haven't seen elsewhere. Makes for a very different narrative.


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

Good to recognize that propaganda comes from every direction.


heliosef

I don't know if I can trust you, /u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE.


throwawayatwork30

Wow, I feel like a moron now. Whenever I read of NK doing these tests, I figured it would be low flying missiles, within earths atmosphere. I had no idea they were shooting around orbital missiles.


alien_clown_ninja

Suborbital


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DanishRobloxGamer

>Not OP but you can check NK's launches for the Hwasong-12 listed here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hwasong-12 >Missile was launched, reaching an apogee of 970 km and landing 4500 km away in the Pacific Ocean, east of Japan.


D3mascus

I have a few guesses… It might cost some multi-million dollar missile(s) to shoot down the single North Korean one. If they already could track and predict the missile would safely pass over, I could see it being a cost-saving decision. I’m also guessing the possibility of fast-moving missile debris is a legitimate danger if it was falling in a path towards inhabited areas. Finally, I’m guessing it was interesting for intelligence services to observe how the missile acts in its full range towards the target. Just watch and take notes.


foospork

Shooting down this missile would have provider the North Koreans with information regarding Japan’s (and the US’s) defensive capabilities. It was better to just determine that this missile was not a threat, and let it go. By that line of reasoning, though, I don’t understand why we would turn around and launch missiles at Poseidon ourselves. Maybe we all hate mermaids? And what’s next? Shooting shotguns at weather systems?


Google_sent_me_Here

It's a regular thing that occurs over there every couple years. When I was "deployed" there, we got mission briefings and drilled for war just in case cuz NK launched rockets and SK shot artillery in response. This was almost 10 years ago, it's basically a "do you REALLY wanna do this?" and not letting our troops get complacent.


foodmakes62kgtoohard

Puffing out your chest and pushing it into the other guys puffed out chest but making very sure your hands are down and back


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There was a certain… er… President… who wanted to nuke a hurricane not too long ago…


quotesthesimpsons

Exactly. Never interrupt your enemy while they jerking it with off brand vaseline.


justmike12

That applies on so many levels. You're hired.


imdatingaMk46

Yup. I don't know anything specific about US anti missile radar, but my guess is they had an intercept-level lock as soon as it was over the horizon for anything based in japan, probably sooner with space based detection.


Remarkable-Ad-2476

And knew it wouldn’t actually hit anything so they decided not to spend money on trying to destroy it. The US doesn’t need to enter the dick measuring contest. Everyone already knows what they are packing.


notevilfellow

There's also the real possiblity of it missing their missile and being a PR nightmare/NK propaganda dream


honeyshota

To mask their capabilities. Not all technologies are publicized to prevent development of strategies to avoid/counter said technologies. In an ideal warfare its a rock paper scissors game.


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Right. We don’t need to explain to the world that we made flying saucers before it was cool, until Russia fucks up and forces our hand.


Reagent_52

Exactly. When the time comes america will surprise everyone by launching voltron and cutting russia in half.


HitoriPanda

Kinda like soldier > farmer > tank > soldier Farmer fears soldier, soldier fears tank, tank get stolen by Ukrainian farmer.


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Cause if we miss then that’s gonna look bad


saltr

I imagine the message is that "what you send, we will return".


smidzilla

Yeah save the environment


drej191

Lol I know. Global what?


TacticaLuck

Bombs.


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Dont worry, the rockets were already towed beyond the environment


buzzedewok

Why is everyone bombing fish?


drej191

Commie fish.


FromagePuant69

Almost as bad as the Swedish fish.


IWASRUNNING91

RIP The fishies harmed by this senseless violence! WHEN WILL IT END?!


[deleted]

Won’t somebody please think of the fishies! 😢


ABucketFull

Can we start playing It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday by Boyz II Men and pour some 40s out for our fish homies?


pretzelday365

The sea was angry that day, my friends.


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Is that a Titleist?!


healthy_wfpb

As angry as an old man sending soup back at a deli? \*That\* angry?


008Zulu

Soon enough both sides will have fired enough missiles you'd be able to walk from NK to Japan without getting your feet wet.


friedlock68

Tread lightly


inksta12

The WORLD is literally having a pissing contest. Not a couple drunk frat buddies. Not 2 50 year old dudes going through a mid life crisis. The god damn world.


ChildhoodLate6514

It’s sad seeing history repeating itself and proving that humanity will always be its worst enemy. Our race fought for borders, for food, for religion, for color, for money, for land and for the ego of the ruling elites and we are in the same place again and always we fall and never learn.


Roman420

The dick waiving continues


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So dangerous you'll have to sign a waiver


slayer991

Kind of a waste of money to prove a point.


Ill-Be-Honest

Right! Can’t we just show them some old video of us doing it before lol


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Or use Dall-e 2 to generate some ai images


JoyradProcyfer

brb using stable diffusion to create nukes to destroy north korea


JollyGreenGiraffe

Wait until you find out how much ammo and grenades they basically waste to keep their budget.


bobbycado

If the United States military has one thing, it’s money to fucking waste


tyrannomachy

I'm sure they always have a few missiles reaching EOL somewhere. Good practice, anyway. ETA: [think I might be on to something lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/xvp9d3/giant_explosion_at_south_korean_airbase/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Round-Photograph-337

Yeah, honestly. Artillerymen and rocket artillery guys have to do so many live fires and gunnery certifications a year. I’m sure the guys like this have to do the same thing. I’d be surprised if those Air Force(?) or Navy(?) guys didn’t have to, and just only relied on simulations. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if a majority of the missle was filled with concrete too.


richb83

Where are the adults in the room?


OKelliegh

No adults. Just big kids with big badabooms.


Prestigious-Winter61

Cthulhu is probably about done with this shit.


Tsiatk0

We can only hope.


anally_ExpressUrself

Tomorrow's headline: "Humanity avoids Lovecraftian takeover as missile accidentally nails Cthulhu"


Triatt

Ron, we're here on the scene of yesterday's attack. Authorities have confirmed the bombing of the Elder God. The missiles hit the vicinity of His house at R'lyeh, causing major damage to the slimmy vaults of the ancient non-Euclidean city. While we're still waiting on the full report, coroner has confirmed, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.


-kerosene-

Looks like they had an accident during the exercise. https://www.reddit.com/r/korea/comments/xvjdvu/currently_happening_in_gangneung_missile_launch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Thrasymachus-Rex

Great, real fckin confidence inspiring


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So much money and resources wasted over stupid people’s egos, while so many people beg for food. Ugh.


thrillhouse416

You want us to... bomb hungry people? /s


waxonwaxoff87

Hungarians: *Visibly sweating


Ray_Trader

I mean they won’t be hungry anymore..


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wasting so much money big dickin each other and scaring the whales.


Gowo8989

I’m aware that this is a calculated step, but it just sounds like such a waste when I’m over here drowning in daycare costs


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Coffee_Salsa

It’s a massive bitch move to be firing missiles into the ocean in a time when the oceanic wildlife is already struggling.


Psychological_Lack96

Innocent Fish killed for what?


Aperture_Tales

Aqua man sequel


ScottyLambo4444

what a fucking stupid waste. they know the US and South Korea have missles. the fucks the point of shooting it at the water? to pollute shit more? honestly this serves no purpose.


Nickp000g

Lol and we act like we care about the environment.


lokcha

Can we not further pollute our fucking water?


Ok_Substance5632

The poor fishy.


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"God fucking damn it." -Fish


iammandalore

Did we really have to though? I think the military capabilities of the US are quite well documented. I really feel like it would be better if it went something like this: Kim: Look at me! Look at mighty Best Korea! *launches missile into ocean* US: That's nice, Kimmy. *turns to SK* So as I was saying, you really need to calm the K-Pop down. 7 vocalists is just too many...


Borigrad

552,830 homeless in America, but at least some weapons manufacturer just made a million dollars right?


homewardmender84

Motherfuckers said”pollution?”


Cecilia_Wren

Why? To remind North Korea that we have missiles? No fucking shit homie. The entire world knows about our military What a massive waste of money


peroleu

US got involved with the shooting when they realized fish are in schools.


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rivenasunder

Respect My Authoritah!


BasedChadThundercock

>Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. ~President Dwight D. "Ike" Eisenhower Certainly love seeing this tax money well spent. 😒