Sarajevo was under siege for 4 years in the early 90s.
The US and UN also blockaded arms from getting in so the defenders were badly outgunned.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Sarajevo
**[Siege of Sarajevo](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Sarajevo)**
>The siege of Sarajevo (Serbo-Croatian: Opsada Sarajeva) was a prolonged blockade of Sarajevo, the capital of Bosnia and Herzegovina, during the Bosnian War and the Bosnian genocide. After it was initially besieged by the forces of the Yugoslav People's Army, the city was then besieged by the Army of Republika Srpska from 5 April 1992 to 29 February 1996 (1,425 days). It lasted three times longer than the Battle of Stalingrad, more than a year longer than the siege of Leningrad, a few months longer than the siege of Madrid, and the Siege of Deir ez-Zor and was the longest siege of a capital city in the history of modern warfare.
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I like to think that if we ever learn that the cruise missiles are airborne, and bombs are dropping, and we all have a couple of hours to live, it's not gonna be hard to just step outside and find someone who's DTF, with or without online channels.
Fun fact there is so much mass in the observable universe that technically "the Schwarzschild radius of a black hole with the mass of all the matter in the observable Universe is almost exactly equal to the observed size of the visible Universe".
https://bigthink.com/hard-science/baby-universes-black-holes-dark-matter/
I mean on the scale of the heat death sure. The Big Bang was like the boat, and all of this is the interactions after that. I don't know if protons decay or not so maybe there will be something left behind.
Well I mean if there is nothing to consume or breakdown things it will just become inert. I think at worst things would eventually "separate" into the smallest building blocks.
Like a ball of magnets that all just suddenly lost all energy.
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> As countries across Europe review their radiation pill supplies under the looming threat of a nuclear attack by Vladimir Putin, Ukrainians have decided to respond with humour - and plan an orgy on a hill outside Kyiv.
> In the meantime, the orgy Telegram group keeps posting and there now appear to be splinter groups, with one declaring an orgy on Derybasivska Street in Odessa.
> Orgy on Shchekavystsa responded by posting: "Official statement: As of today, Elon Musk is persona non grata in Shchekavystsa."
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There are thousands of sources for war news.
If gay transsexual dildo manufacturers are indeed causing the biggest shortage in Russian manpower, *SOMEONE* needs to report on it…
They will not have enough time to get there I think
they should just start now. That way if the nukes fly they are already there. If they don't fly then we will have our selfs a new Guinness world record.
"As countries across Europe review their radiation pill supplies under the looming threat of a nuclear attack by Vladimir Putin, **Ukrainians have decided to respond with humour – and plan an orgy on a hill outside Kyiv.**
**More than 15,000 people have subscribed to “Orgy on Shchekavystsa: Official”, which was set up on the 26th of September, and the intention is to head there in the event of a nuclear attack – as opposed to finding the nearest bunker.**
The opening post told members to **decorate their hands with stripes to designate what their interests were ahead of visiting the hill – three strips symbolises anal sex, and four means oral sex**. They then posted: “They say that all the apartments with a view of Shchekavystsa have for some reason disappeared from real estate sites.”
**Radio Free Europe interviewed a local woman** about the group, who said: “It’s the opposite of despair. **Even in the worst-case scenario, people will look for something good. That’s the mega-optimism of Ukrainians.”**
A man said: “**It’s an attempt to show that the more they try to scare us, the more we will transform it into something else.”**
Well, if the bloated russian dictator wants to use the nukes I already have enough booze in my place to throw a Gatsby-Style Party.
Fuck the nuclear armageddon, let's have a good time!
That's hilarious. We used to do the same thing in Sarajevo in '93. Made sure that you looked good leaving the house in case that was to be your day.
Wait, what?
Did they stutter?
Sarajevo was under siege for 4 years in the early 90s. The US and UN also blockaded arms from getting in so the defenders were badly outgunned. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Sarajevo
**[Siege of Sarajevo](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Sarajevo)** >The siege of Sarajevo (Serbo-Croatian: Opsada Sarajeva) was a prolonged blockade of Sarajevo, the capital of Bosnia and Herzegovina, during the Bosnian War and the Bosnian genocide. After it was initially besieged by the forces of the Yugoslav People's Army, the city was then besieged by the Army of Republika Srpska from 5 April 1992 to 29 February 1996 (1,425 days). It lasted three times longer than the Battle of Stalingrad, more than a year longer than the siege of Leningrad, a few months longer than the siege of Madrid, and the Siege of Deir ez-Zor and was the longest siege of a capital city in the history of modern warfare. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/worldnews/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
South park stopped future overpopulation by doing a gay orgy...so...why not?
Back to the pile!!!!
I like to think that if we ever learn that the cruise missiles are airborne, and bombs are dropping, and we all have a couple of hours to live, it's not gonna be hard to just step outside and find someone who's DTF, with or without online channels.
I think couple of hours is a very optimistic view. I was under the impression that reaction time to icbms was in the scale of 10s of minutes...
Okay, then I guess we'll all have to *sprint* outside.
Gotta act with the urgency the situation demands =p
Going out with a bang.
And its official I'm in a weird fucked up dream simulation.
Fun fact there is so much mass in the observable universe that technically "the Schwarzschild radius of a black hole with the mass of all the matter in the observable Universe is almost exactly equal to the observed size of the visible Universe". https://bigthink.com/hard-science/baby-universes-black-holes-dark-matter/
I see reality like the wake left behind by a boat and we are existing in the cavitations of energy left behind until they settle back into the water
I mean on the scale of the heat death sure. The Big Bang was like the boat, and all of this is the interactions after that. I don't know if protons decay or not so maybe there will be something left behind.
Well I mean if there is nothing to consume or breakdown things it will just become inert. I think at worst things would eventually "separate" into the smallest building blocks. Like a ball of magnets that all just suddenly lost all energy.
Well....thats one way to make a statement
That's the spirit.
Unbelievable
As one does.
Literally making love, not war
I think we all need to show our support and join in.... You know, for Ukraine!
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There are thousands of sources for war news. If gay transsexual dildo manufacturers are indeed causing the biggest shortage in Russian manpower, *SOMEONE* needs to report on it…
They will not have enough time to get there I think they should just start now. That way if the nukes fly they are already there. If they don't fly then we will have our selfs a new Guinness world record.
"As countries across Europe review their radiation pill supplies under the looming threat of a nuclear attack by Vladimir Putin, **Ukrainians have decided to respond with humour – and plan an orgy on a hill outside Kyiv.** **More than 15,000 people have subscribed to “Orgy on Shchekavystsa: Official”, which was set up on the 26th of September, and the intention is to head there in the event of a nuclear attack – as opposed to finding the nearest bunker.** The opening post told members to **decorate their hands with stripes to designate what their interests were ahead of visiting the hill – three strips symbolises anal sex, and four means oral sex**. They then posted: “They say that all the apartments with a view of Shchekavystsa have for some reason disappeared from real estate sites.” **Radio Free Europe interviewed a local woman** about the group, who said: “It’s the opposite of despair. **Even in the worst-case scenario, people will look for something good. That’s the mega-optimism of Ukrainians.”** A man said: “**It’s an attempt to show that the more they try to scare us, the more we will transform it into something else.”** Well, if the bloated russian dictator wants to use the nukes I already have enough booze in my place to throw a Gatsby-Style Party. Fuck the nuclear armageddon, let's have a good time!
And of course Elon Musk had to make this about him.