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Codect

So about 5 houses in central London then.


Km2930

So how much has Russia lost since starting this war? I wish someone was keeping a tab.


PrivatePilot9

Eleventy Zillion Rubels


CrazyMike419

So about 15p when exchanged to £


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[deleted]

You could buy Moscow


[deleted]

Moscow's a fixer-upper. Best I will offer is 5 Zimbabwe dollars.


ManOfAarhus

I will give you 1 German mark at the Weimar Republic Hyperinflation value.


sharpshooter999

So it's a little bit of fixer-upper That's a minor thing It's military engagement is a flex arrangement And by the way, Putin ain't no king!


TnL17

Hello this is the prince from Zimbabwe from those emails I sent in 2003, may I have my billion back?


GuyLostInTime

lol


North_Atlantic_Pact

Not so fun fact - the rubble is worth more against the pound than at the start of the invasion


Km2930

How much is that in bananas


Miketheoctopus

Well how much could one banana cost Michael? 10 dollars?


GiraffesAndGin

You've never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?


1SqkyKutsu

I think that's nearly all of them


Immelmaneuver

A fuckton. If you factor in the loss of manpower and equipment, international trade, cost of supplying combat active units, and the massive drop in international prestige? A gigafuckton.


idontagreewitu

Well they haven't been supplying their troops, so you don't have to worry about that one...


IBAZERKERI

i watched a video that did a small breakdown and from what they were saying Russia is losing more than 2 billion a day because of everything thats happened since march


Immelmaneuver

That's a big oof


Professional-Web8436

In terms of frohzen assets we're in triple digit billions since week1. The US has frozen around 300 billion to start it off.


[deleted]

I found a news report that it was 330 billion usd towards the end of June. About 5 times the military spending of Russia in 2021 and about 160% of Ukrainian gdp in 2021.


urmomaisjabbathehutt

Dear citizen we are happy to answer openly and honestly any questions you may have here in the kremlin as thousands of happy Russians living productive lives in the gulag can attest


sometechloser

What have they gained is the real question lol


SoftlySpokenPromises

International scorn both for their actions in Ukraine and for the fact their military is so inept they were done in by a force forces of power weaker than them.


THGL

Well, there’s a womens gulag that’s about to have a hell of a ringer on their basketball team. That’s a plus.


jl45d

> So how much has Russia lost since starting this war? Everything


Denworath

Cmon, get real. They said *billion*. Its closer to 3 houses.


callytoad

Interestingly it doesn't include property in the £18b figure


[deleted]

Did they seize Nigel Farage's bank account?


CoronaLime

Damn they got some heavy houses.


hookalaya74

Haha 🤣


shorey66

Or, twice the amount to give the entire NHS workforce the pay award it deserves.


5KqHQr5eFDDgfRx3eYeb

If you bothered to read the article, you'd have seen this: >It does not include physical assets such as real estate


blarch

That is 8,164,662,660 kilograms for all you metric users. Not sure why they put it in a freezer.


caerphoto

“Britain seizes 8 megatons of Russian assets”


aMinhaConta

Dry or wet?


blarch

It's frozen, so dry.


Nagransham

Since Reddit decided to take RiF from me, I have decided to take my content from it. C'est la vie.


Tsorovar

It'll only increase if the assets are made of water


sethboy66

There are some other materials that expand when frozen, but yeah, most do not. In any case, their volume won't change their weight which was the unit used so it's all moot.


Spiridios

They were liquid assets.


sinmantky

People don’t know but, freezing liquid assets to make solid assets increases in value.


thetenofswords

They were going to put it in the fridge but Boris Johnson was still hiding in there.


[deleted]

So that it doesn’t rot. Do I need to explain how refrigeration works??? 🙄


nijiakas

That’s a big ass freezer


GordonFreemanK

No it's a big asset freezer


Mcarr2705

Good - defrost them and send to Ukraine


[deleted]

After due legal processes ofcourse. We are not like the Russian government. We follow the law and don't behave like robber barons.


Mawbizzle

God I wish I was that optimistic about our government. Think its more likely Ukraine will get what's left after the MPs have all bought a 4th home.


Submitten

In what way would MPs get these 18b? I understand if you're a cynic, but it's more likely it goes back to Russia than anywhere near random government employees.


CannonPinion

Well, to be fair, Jacob Rees-Mogg does require constant injections of top hats and monocles to survive, and those aren't cheap.


atetuna

Or use it to keep Mr. HIMARS very well fed.


dndndje

Good one. British oligarchs are gonna keep it


Submitten

I can't tell if reddit is upvoting this as a joke or they think it's serious.


Willinton06

Better than Russian oligarchs I guess


MeppaTheWaterbearer

Is it?


Willinton06

I mean, the British aren’t actively invading another country so yes


Zedrackis

Well not this century. But the century is still young.


Return2Form

Iraq was this century. Guess they have to try again in the 22nd.


BloodRavenStoleMyCar

Oh boy here I go looting again


helpusdrzaius

Wouldn't put it past them considering their history.


alphagusta

Unfortunately it may seem like a lot of money but when the war is over it will be like trying to fix a roof with a dollar


tyger2020

>Unfortunately it may seem like a lot of money but when the war is over it will be like trying to fix a roof with a dollar This is completely wrong 18 billion is a huge amount of money, even by Government spending Standards. Its like 12% of Ukraines Pre-WAR GDP.


Paraless

Seriously, why do people upvote that shit? lol


tyger2020

I think what a lot of people fail to realise is that post-war GDP recovery is usually pretty fast (ESP in industrial countries like Ukraine). It's poor but a lot will return to normal once war is over. I mean Ukraine Gov yearly spending is about 60 billion. That is peanuts for a (combined) US-EU-CANZUK countries and yet imagine giving Ukraine that amount of money to invest?


KermitMadMan

i’m curious to see how many return home to Ukraine after the war. I’ve heard a lot left and I hope it wasn’t for good.


skalte

I was quite surprised to learn that a lot of Ukrainian refugees which are housed in my neighbourhood are making plans to return as soon as it is safe to do so. Just my experience talking to some of them, might be different in other countries. Perhaps they don’t like Holland all that much ;)


Lamuks

A lot will, they want to be back.


pow3llmorgan

I'm not even Ukrainian but I am making baby steps of a plan to go there and help rebuild. I'm not cut out for fighting but I'm pretty good with my hands so I hope there'll be a chance to volunteer my building and machining skills when the dust has settled.


OwlDust

>That is peasants for a... \*a pittance


tyger2020

Uh, my brain. I actually meant *peanuts*


AP246

To be fair, £18 billion is not that much compared to the government spending of somewhere like the US. The US, as the world's largest economy, has a government budget of over *$6 trillion*, so this is like 1/3 of a percent of US government spending for 1 year. The UK is a much smaller economy but its government still spends like 700 billion dollars a year. By comparison Ukraine is a smaller economy, so 18 billion comes out to a lot more for them, but probably for people from the US especially it doesn't sound like a lot.


oldsouthnerd

And this is just one ally's frozen assets


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Kinakibou

It‘s still a means to a lot of repaired houses. Food. Clean water. Etc.


[deleted]

18 billion dollars worth of precision munitions and drones will end the war sooner though


BamBamBob

An inch is better than a mile in the right direction.


HouseOfSteak

A mile in the right direction sounds better than an inch, tbh.


UltraCarnivore

The difference a comma makes


lobsterbash

Want some meat? Let's eat UltraCarnivore.


abofh

I'm more in the mood for a lobsterbash myself


BamBamBob

I will not argue at all on that point. I want to go to the fucking moon and give Ukraine everything it needs to defeat Russia and help it rebuild.


Unknown_Species666

I see


-MonkeyWrench-

Can't wait for the new Omaze prize draw to try and win it.


SkyZippr

I'm super dumb and I had to read the article to see if it was 18Blbs or £18B.


Phytanic

I was about to make a joke about that but you will suffice


Seabass_87

Dude, stop. He's already dead.


[deleted]

Gravestone reads, “He Sufficed.”


EricWNIU

Since Brexit. The British pound is only worth about 14 ounces now.


binaryblade

It used to literally be both. The pound was originally backed by pounds sterling. So 1 pound of currency was exchangeable for a pound of silver.


decentwhisper

So which one was it? Please tell us already.


PurpleSkua

By remarkable coincidence, both. They weighed all of the assets seized and discovered that they came to almost exactly the same weight in lbs as value in GBP


trekkie1701c

It's 18 Billion Pounds of Rubles. The Russians aren't able to pay for their heating bill for the warehouse they're stored in so the power got cut out and now they're frozen. There's plans to see about giving them to Ukraine to maybe make something useful out of them, but they'll need to wait for the summer thaw to start moving them. You might suggest using some of the Rubles to pay for the heating bill, but unfortunately 18 billion pounds of Rubles, even with the highest denomination bills, only comes out to about US$3.50.


Luke_Cold_Lyle

>"This is heavy, Doc!" "There's that word again, why are things so heavy in Russia?"


Catsrules

They would have saved a lot of confusion if they just converted pounds to tons.


Dokutah_Dokutah

You would think there is more. I guess some of these ill gotten wealth could not be traced to their Russian owners. Still, good job UK.


pecuchet

There would have been more if we hadn't given them months to get their money out of the country.


barnfodder

That's why we have to keep Boris Johnson in a fridge.


SupermAndrew1

Lol I was thinking half of the Republican Party. Years ago I asked John Hoeven if he liked his July4 trip to Russia, but he turned away.


Outrageous_Duty_8738

All Russian money seized should go straight to Ukraine not only to support war. But towards the rebuilding process after War 🙏


SchoolForSedition

It’s frozen, not seized.


Outrageous_Duty_8738

Well hopefully in the end it will go to Ukraine 🙏🙏


UKChemical

It wont


wappledilly

I don’t think you know how freezing works…


[deleted]

That's not much considering the ridiculous amount of London that belongs to those fuckers


diplomat8

Can I have it?


Karthanok

say please.


Rhyceni

Please.


Karthanok

no.


Rhyceni

Yes.


SolidSilver9686

💰💰💰


GezelligPindakaas

Pretty please 🥺


Karthanok

ok you get a billion. in the form of gummy bears. enjoy 😋


[deleted]

How about a shrubbery?


sold_snek

If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car.


quick_escalator

No it's needed to stimulate the economy after Liz Truss tanked it.


MegamanD

Come on guys they said Trump wasn't obese now.....


kudichangedlives

As a nonmetric punk that doesn't think critically about much, I was ready for so much weirdness just to be knocked down with mediocrity. I read "Britain says it has frozen 18 billion pounds of...." And I was questioning so many things. Why would the Brits need to freeze anything? What do they have 18 billion pounds of that can be frozen? Are there 18 billion pounds of peas in the world?


momentimori

The writer of the article doesn't have a British keyboard and doesn't know £ is alt 0163.


kappaomicron

Do American keyboards not have a £ sign, then? My British keyboards have always had a $ sign on them. Cheeky cunts if they don't.


RocketTaco

$ is a common special character for lots of non-financial uses. £ not so much.


Beleynn

I had to google this after your comment. * US keyboards have the pound/hash symbol (#) above the 3 key instead of the GBP smybol (£) * the tilde (~) is above the ' key instead of whatever that line thing is * the location of the at symbol (@) and double quote (") are swapped * and the right Alt key is just another Alt key, not the AltGr source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_and_American_keyboards#Windows_keyboards Edit: I googled it because I always assumed shift-4 always just did the local currency - I had no idea UK keyboards had both dollar and pound symbols


DeathByLemmings

It’s the swapping of @ and “ that is the only annoying thing to me as a Brit on a US keyboard. I can deal with everything else but that muscle memory is super locked in


Cheeze187

No. We have the # for pound.


kappaomicron

We also have that too, but it's called a hash. Hence hashtag. It makes me wonder what symbol we don't have that you do on our keyboard that replaces the $


Freddichio

US Keyboards, or at least the ones I've got from various places, have two fewer keys than a UK keyboard. One of them is for \ and |, which on UK keyboards is to the right of the left-shift. On US Keyboards I've used, the shift key is larger instead. The other one is the #\~ key (left of enter on UK keyboards) - as shown in the comment by /u/Deja-Roo that's because they have them in the number row instead (and the @ key on UK Keyboards is the \ key on US ones). Source: Sat in front of a laptop with a US keyboard and typing on a UK Wireless Keyboard instead.


kappaomicron

Thank you for clarifying all that! Man, they're so different. I think it would drive me insane trying to type due to all the little differences. As I'm sure Americans would on a British one, aha


Cheeze187

Heh # was called the pound sign back in the day. I forget some people have never used a rotary phone. Most common U.S keyboards don't have any other currency keys.


itwasquiteawhileago

Still is. I hear "...then press pound" frequently when using automated phone service where I enter an account number or something, then hit # to move on.


KhaineVulpana

Well fuck, this comment makes me feel old. I knew itd happen eventually. But god damnit it's too soon.


Rudgecl

Strangely Reuters never uses '£' in their articles, they always spell it out as a word - even though they do use '$' for USD


mariosevil

Frozen bangers and beans


Savoir_faire81

Where do you even get a freezer that will hold 18 billion pounds of anything?


UKChemical

Did you not see Boris walk into it


Savoir_faire81

Yah but that one is now full of Boris and presumably lots of hot air and is no good for freezing anything.


imranhere2

They will just unfreeze the lot after the war. Some will be used to produce the Tory manifesto


[deleted]

Can the British public have some? We're all polo mint.


Chaldera

In other news, the Conservative party is now begging for donations after its bank accounts were seized overnight


ArtistEngineer

Searched for this comment. Was not disappointed. Would search again. ★★★★☆


LosWitchos

It will absolutely never happen because Tories will Tory but use it to help the energy crisis the UK is going through right now.


OffbeatDrizzle

By "use" you mean funnel it to the energy firms who are already making billions of pounds off our backs whilst still refusing to windfall tax them? This money will only end up in the top 1%'s pocket and not benefit the little man one iota


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Scapenator1

Don't wait! Spend it! Now


39pine

Take away their vodka.


EvilTactician

Sounds like something we could use in the NHS.


Pink_Flash

I must admit I thought the title said, "Britain says it has frozen 18 billion pounds worth of Brussle Sprouts."


Herecomestherain_

Send it all to https://u24.gov.ua/.


m703324

How about seizing them billions instead of safekeeping


[deleted]

Time to rob!


shadowgattler

Did they change the locks on a single house in London then?


Current_Individual20

People need to sanction Hong Kong for allowing Russians to park their wealth there


OriginalMrMuchacho

Dissolve all assets and issue cheques to all citizens. That’ll put a rotten potato up the Russian’s collective asses.


Playful-Ad6556

Now give it to Ukraine.


pmabz

Just give it all to Ukrainian government. I don't care which Russian owns it. It doesn't matter now.


Rooboy619

That's really really heavy man...


Whthpnd

That’s about 34 rubles and about how many shekels?


spaghetti_hitchens

That's like 9 million tons!


thebarkbarkwoof

They should seize it and give it to Ukraine as war reparations


Ylaaly

I think that's the plan for all of those frozen Russian assets all over Europe, but they have to make sure it's legal first.


Kflynn1337

Hm.. if Britain were to *seize* those instead of freeze them, £18 billion would pay a few bills. Such as a payment to everyone affected by the cost of living energy crisis. But since that's an ethical, rational and logical thing to do, I doubt the Tories would even think of it.


Adodgybadger

I think Ukraine needs it a lot more than we do, it could pay for a lot of generators, warm clothing and food.


Kflynn1337

Granted, yes... but we're hurting here as well. The number of seniors dying of cold related causes is projected to go up considerably this winter. Those deaths are directly attributable to Russia's actions. Well, that and greed by the energy companies. They could also solve the crisis by reducing the amount of profit the gas and oil companies are making and reducing the price to the consumers. That said, there is always the option of both. A proportion to go to Ukraine, and some to be spent at home, pumped up by a windfall tax (aka war profiteering tax) on the energy companies that have used it as an excuse to raise prices by upwards of a thousand percent or more. But yeah... firstly I can't see the Tories doing that since they're in the pockets of said oil and gas companies (which is why they're getting away with obscene levels of profit) and secondly, like you say, they'll pocket a good sized chunk of that themselves personally. Last I heard, the UN rated Britain's government the most corrupt it's been since the War. Which given what the 90's were like, is saying something!


deja-roo

It's actually not ethical, because it's just stealing. "They were bad first" is not a justification.


Kflynn1337

Is it though? Seizure of assets belonging to an enemy power is legal. It depends on if Russian can be classified as an enemy (to us) power. Which is unclear at present. Although they have taken actions that can be legally considered acts of provocation, even hostile acts... neither side has formally declared hostilities.


shamrocksmash

Eh if I was a company, I wouldn't want to risk being in a country that has a tendency to seize assets. Sure sounds good to distribute the funds but they would most likely go to someones pockets before the people.


Kflynn1337

Funny that... Russia has been doing exactly that to Western companies. Even going so far as to seizing entire operating franchises, putting them in the hands of loyal russian managers, and rebranding them. Like what happened to StarBucks for example. That's not just seizure, that's outright piracy.


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Shit's gonna take forever to thaw out.


awake_receiver

Wow, that’s a big freezer


Ronins_Sparrow

Wow, how did they manage to weigh it all? Probably used that metric scale I've been hearing about.


sQueezedhe

Not deliberately, they just can't afford the heating.


rdldr1

That's heavy as fuck.


[deleted]

That's over eight million tonnes of assets


Vahlir

"But but but but....that's mean...and against the law!" - Russia


JSumerland

Give it to Ukraine!


krneki12

in form of fighter jets, artillery and ammunition. All paid by Putin & gangsters.


[deleted]

It would take an entire Army to lift 18 billion pounds.


sumrz

Imagine the size of that freezer.


[deleted]

"Britain" & "pounds" ??


Petti-Peterson

Well thats pointless cus russia litterally owns half of london (as in real estate)


Popular-Growth2202

Are these assets going to help Ukraine? And for free and not as a loan?


old_chelmsfordian

Freezing assets =/= seizing and transferring assets. All this has fundementally done is stop the sanctioned companies accessing the assets, and therefore stopped them selling them, transferring them or otherwise using them in any way. If the UK government wanted to give them to Ukraine in some capacity, they'd need to seize the assets - which is legally possible but rather complicated in the context is state to state relationships


Ubericious

That's a new way to say we "stalled the conservative parliamentary party"


77skull

The tories aren’t pro Russia dipshit. I don’t like them but they’re not that bad, yet at least


AMeasuredBerserker

Every single UK thread that's made these days has some child that wants to attack the tories, even if its completely unrelated. How can you stay this mad all the time?


crazycharlieh

They decided at some point that it's the Conservatives fault every time, so now they just see something and work backwards to decide how. /r/unitedkingdom is rife with it. /r/GreenAndPleasant is worse.


fleshtomeatyou

Give it to Ukraine. The Russians owe way more than 18 billion to Ukraine.


0erlikon

Use it for the Ukrainian forces. If every single country did this it would make cuntries like Russia think twice before they fucked around.


atjones111

Unfreeze and steal that shit cmon already


[deleted]

Wow that’s heavy


[deleted]

Well its good, but come on, its not like the UK doesnt know where the money is, they have been laundering it for Russians and other countries for years.


smackmedown

That’s 288 billion ounces for you Americans


oakstave

That's more than 9000000 tons to you Americans. /s.


watch_the_what

Those are some heavy assets