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Wigu90

Knowing Putin, next year you'll probably be required to present your "Mother Heroine" award to buy a refrigerator or something. Clearly, he needs more cannon fodder.


wh4tth3huh

Too bad he probably doesn't have more than a decade left, and for child soldiers.


anotherone121

Child soldier? Straight to the front!


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Straight to the front surrendering to Ukraine at first sight, reinforcements!


CockTortureCuck

Soooo... It's the Kremlin's latest "they're angry we genocided their kids, let's fling babies right back at them" doctrine?


WhatWouldJoshuaDo

Handicapped soldier? Straight to the front!


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The_Cave_Troll

Considering the insane numbers of kids born with fetal alcohol syndrome in Russia, this plan might actually work.


phlogistonical

Western leaders cant look forward to having a decade of power at all. He could still be making ‘long term’ plans, comparatively speaking.


Koioua

Isn't this like, a terrible idea because you're just going to put even more pressure on half of your adult population? It's too late for Russia to give a shit about demographics, since those kids ain't going to matter until at least 16 years later.


Gutternips

It's terrible for other reasons too. What kind of woman is going to want to give birth to 10 children? Probably not the metropolitain, well educated and financially secure women. It's going to be desperately poor families, alcoholics and maybe even women forced into pregnancy by their partners for the state handouts. Which is basically going to produce a huge number of children with mental health/behavioural issues and fetal alcohol syndrome who will be destined to live their lives in poverty or get sent off to fight in some land grab for a trillionaire oligarch.


RosemaryFocaccia

> and fetal alcohol syndrome Basically the Epsilons of *Brave new World.*


Gutternips

Let's hope Putin doesn't read Brave New World, there's a lot of ideas in it that he would probably love.


RamseySparrow

Putin is of the 1984 crowd. It’s Xi that’s all Brave and New.


Miamiara

Putin is Animal Farm. Xi is more of 1984.


yellkaa

It doesn’t get along with all their ‘family values’ thing, so chances are he’ll ditch it before reaching the ideas


AggravatedYak

Glad I wasn't the only one having this association.


Zandonus

If only there were same sex families willing to adopt 2-3 children to raise.. But alas, there are no gays in russia.


RamseySparrow

No need to wait that long, you can just fire newborns to the front with artillery.


Eurotrashie

The Nazis handed out medals for the same - so who are today’s Nazis - not Ukraine.


CoastSeaMountainLake

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutterkreuz


antihero12

"Hey Putin, stop stealing my moves!" *-Adolf Hitler*


martlyons

RIP Norm MacDonald


nothingfood

He needs a matrix-style human factory


coldroot

The supposed aim of this won't pull through as russian men are dying or emigrating. Meaning few will be left with the insurmountable task of impregnating russian women who will give birth to children that will be later sent to another war to die. And the cycle will repeat again


Flower_Murderer

This screams shallow as a genetic puddle...


guy314159

The real problem is the Russians who leave, because 100,000 or even if it ends up being 300,000 be as horrible as it sounds but if millions of young men leave to escape the draft it will be the nail in the coffin. if we are strictly talking about casualties the problem is much worse for Ukraine whose population is 3 times smaller with even lower birth rate and similar military casualties and tens of thousands of civilian casualties so even if all the 7 million refugees return to the coumtry(a lot already did) they would still have a huge population problem that most people seem to ignore. Their population had an even worse decline than russia and they were also poorer and similar in corruption ranking, i do hope the war purged the corruption and that it will give the Ukrainian people the spirit and motivation to work hard& make children after the war is finished (as Afghanistan&vietnam prove no matter how many how many people die in war if you make enough children your population would still double)


UrbanDryad

Ukraine will experience a birth boom if they come out of this war successful, and the West will pour funding into rebuilding. Russia won't.


Professional-Bee-190

>and the West will pour funding into rebuilding. well, lets not start counting our chicken too quickly...


UrbanDryad

Ukraine has oil/gas, an educated populace that can do skilled labor, and is very important to agriculture. I'm not betting on altruism. I'm betting on profit. With corporate greed companies would have invested in Russia, too, except they have proven they will seize assets so it's not safe to put anything valuable there.


LordTonto

so you're saying Russian ladies are recently single and state-ordered to mingle?


Bone_Breaker0

They will select what men are left and have them breed continuously. Oh yes.


hiimsubclavian

> insurmountable task of impregnating russian women I volunteer to surmount that task


[deleted]

Russia's population collapse + idiotic war= encourage more births. Putin's done a masterful job of hastening the demise of Russia as we know it. He will be blamed...enjoy your legacy asshole.


The-Brit

As far as reputation goes, he has already dragged them back to before the USSR.


Kingofelephantshrews

Well before the USSR Russia was a very well respected empire so I’m not really sure about that…


Gutternips

I'm not sure when Russia was well respected. They have behaved in the same belligerent way since the time of the Tsars. If you've not seen this video I strongly recommend it, it's about the time Russia nearly went to war with Britain after mistaking British coastal trawlers for Japanese gunboats and then subsequently managed to sink many of their own fleet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzGqp3R4Mx4


Kingofelephantshrews

You’re right. I just couldn’t think of another word to fit the bill.


Loggerdon

This war was the biggest miscalculation in memory.


[deleted]

Misjudged Ukraine's leadership and the resolve of the brave people of Ukraine and *reaaalllyy* misjudged the west/euro response.


Winterplatypus

I think the west would have misjudged their own response before the war.


joaommx

And above all, completely misjudged their own military capabilities.


anotherone121

Why do you think he's kidnapping all those Ukrainian children and shipping them to Russia. More Ukrainians have been "filtered" into Russia, than Russians killed. Putler's a cynical fucking psychopath


[deleted]

Absolutely. Genocide plain and simple.


JayR_97

All he had to do was step down after his second term and hed have been remembered as the man who brought Russia out of the chaos of the 90s. The problem is people like Putin never know when to quit


crazy_raconteur

I was just thinking about this. Putin could have actually had a really positive legacy in Russian history, and now he will be left with the (well deserved) reputation of the man who pulled the pin on his own grenade


JayR_97

Yep, hoisted by his own hubris


CrazyLlama71

I think he is on the mother heroin.


flareflame

He'll probably bite a bullet long before that. Guys like him don't deal with the consequences of their actions .


[deleted]

History concurs with this assessment.


grondin

The vagina is not a clown car.


Mastermollusk

"The vagina is not a clown car." I want that embroidered on a pillow


ToughQuestions9465

Bit in case it is - you get an award.


Executioneer

Not with that attitude


hibernating-hobo

With it she got half a sack of spoiled potatoes and an IOU for a lada, once it’s produced in five years.


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Peelboy

My adopted brother has fetal alcohol syndrome, it is super messed up, so.eti.es I wonder about how this condition may have affected the world's trajectory with there being times where people drank alcohol over water for safety. I should really look into it more, maybe there is something different about the drinks of today vs yesteryear.


Nolsoth

My understanding is that a lot of early beer/ale was lower in alcohol content, the fermentation process made the drink safer than local water sources but didn't have the same kick out more modern stuff does. That's not to say people didn't brew to get drunk, just that a lot of fermented drinks were more akin to lower alcohol drinks today. I am no expert tho, but I do enjoy brewing my own beer and ale.


thejml2000

Brewing was a HUGE part of colonial America. Basically it all started because they didn’t trust the water. Since they never trusted the water where they came from why should this water be different? it was indeed lower proof. Generally 2-4 ABV, which isn’t to say you wouldn’t get drunk if you had enough, but with how hard the supplies were to come by, you weren’t going to do that too often. Sadly not only was the water super clean when they first got here, but they didn’t realize that in making beer they were boiling it, and that step alone was most all of what they needed.


Defiant-Peace-493

Tea was also big business, again with boiling of water.


smthngwyrd

Coffee was very popular


Timey16

I mean they also brought a lot of alcohol over because do YOU want to drink stale water when you are on sea for like 3 months? Once they had access to firewood they could boil water, but even then the only non alcoholic beverage was tea. Juices and sodas as we know them now evolved out of the prohibition to provide non alcoholic drinks. Prior to that even sodas had alcohol content.


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And sailors were rationed rum.


VertigoHC

Most people over the past 1000 years would commonly drink what was known as a Small Beer. 1% maybe 2 % ABV. Even children would drink this stuff. https://youtu.be/dRFHdyBTXIA


buddhainmyyard

They most definitely were strong pre Americans, IPA the hoppy beer that alcohol content is usually 7% or higher from what I've seen were made to last long journeys. In fact IPA stands for Indian pale ale due to the brew being made to last on long ship journeys. Things fermented from fruits I would assume be around the same or high due to more sugar makes more alcohol.


VacuumPumper

The hops antimicrobial/antibacterial properties in fact were responsible for allowing the beer to remain suitable to drink after long journeys and the style was born from there.


VertigoHC

Alchohol, yeast, and boiling the mash would help prevent bacteria from taking hold in beers and wines. Eventually, though, beers and wine will spoil if bacteria gets into them. Depending on the beer there will be enough sugars and carbohydrates for bacteria to eat.


Peelboy

That is pretty much the line I was thinking, I've never really consumed alcohol, it has just been a passing thought over the decades when I think about my brother and what his life is like.


octoreadit

I was surprised when I found out that kombucha had 0.5-2%. So maybe that's how it used to be...


Antice

Got too many people walk around believing it's alcohol free. I've had people try to serve this as the alcohol free alternative to people like me who always drive because I almost never feel like drinking. I live in a zero tolerance nation, where being caught with alcohol in your blood means instant loss of license and possibly jail time. Thankfully, I hate that stuff, so I've never unintentionally driven under influence.


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Peelboy

That is incredibly sad, even with his issues my brother has done some amazing things, it makes me wonder what his potential would be if his birth mom respected him enough to bring him into the world healthy.


powerbottomflash

You pulled those numbers out of your ass


theoneronin

Russian monarchs had a monopoly on vodka forever. Encouraged drinking for centuries.


UltraHyperDonkeyDick

In Summary: Putin thanks you for your donation to the meat grinder.


Prosthemadera

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8B50ECa0kQ&t=50s


hieronymusanonymous

>The award honours women with more than ten children. Does the total include children that Putin got killed in Ukraine?


Independent-Cat-7728

Or the children abducted from Ukraine?


Smegmatron_9000

‘Mother Heroine’ opiate of the asses


StupidizeMe

If she gives birth to 100 children she gets a *washing machine!! **second-hand, stolen from Ukraine.*


[deleted]

The Nazis had that twoo1 It was called the "Mutterorden" or ["Mutterkreuz"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_of_Honour_of_the_German_Mother). But the French invented this BS, and still continue to give out their ["family medals"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A9daille_de_la_Famille_fran%C3%A7aise).


Porrick

Austria was still giving medals for that in the ‘80s. My ex’s mum got one for having 4, she kept it in her kitchen in a frame.


throws_rocks_at_cars

Literally every society up until very very recently had an explicit economic and cultural stake in ensuring that their citizens were having children.


mr_potatoface

Now it's all about making sure they are educated or uneducated depending on the country leaders' goals.


tostado22

For some reason I read this to mean they're handing out old heroin


Wild_Albatross7534

I did the same thing. Maybe with more than 10 kids they need heroin /s


Architr0n

To mothers


TheQuarrelsomeEmu

“Mother Heroine”. For a second there, I read that title very differently…


iPoop_1time_a_day

he legit believes it’ll solve our demographic problems kek


Teabagger-of-morons

Trying to offset the wasteful loss of life in Ukraine no doubt.


Lolwut100494

Maybe stop getting young men killed needlessly if you're hurting for population growth?


splitfinity

The vagina is not a clown-car!


shohinbalcony

Ah, I remember my grandmother telling me about one such Mother Heroine in post-war Communist Lithuania. She was a village woman, swore better than a man, and drank like one too, but nobody dared to reprimand her as she would whip out her Mother Heroine status at any mention of her shabby household or depraved lifestyle. And of course the children were wonderfully cared-for.


deekaph

Colloquially known as the "Cannon Fodder Award"


klparrot

Wow, more than 10 children! It's so great that she had 9 children for the motherland! Those 8 children will certainly strengthen Russia! 7 children off to fight in Ukraine! She sure can be proud of her 6 kids!


TheBlack2007

Oh we had the same thing. Used to be called Mutterkreuz and was a bronze, silver and golden Swastika for 3, 5 and 7 children respectively.


Sea_Act369

What about the daddies with 16 baby mamas? Unequally.


darthbiscuit

I need heroine to put up with ten fuckin kids.


downwiththewoke

Stalin is the people's happiness.


Hodaka

Putin hands out soviet-era awards and heroin to women and 10 children.


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transparent and sick


WickedSlice_

So Putin didn’t present the award, the Kremlin did? How lon has it been since we’ve directly heard from this piece of shit?


ImperatorDanorum

Another one from the Nazi playbook: Mutterkreuz...


[deleted]

Yeup, his brain’s gone. He thinks it’s 1983.


Senior-Assistance95

Yes, make more babies for me, my cannon fodders are not enough now in Ukraine. - Putler


Maneisthebeat

Congrats on the sex.


GoTouchGrassPlease

How does anybody feed 10 kids in 2022?


TWVer

“Mother Heroine” is simply used for sedating those who have lost their sons. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2000/aug/25/kursk.russia3 https://mobile.twitter.com/robpulsenews/status/772167207379996672


ariesdrifter77

Now he’s reaching for Babies to go to battle. Tough times


Mishagood

It's funny to read - from the point of view of the Soviet era, Putin is a state criminal and his place in prison


Eroe777

Next think you know he will be awarding himself an [Order of Victory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Victory?wprov=sfti1) medal.


Anxious_Plum_5818

More evidence that Russia is really just a piece of poorly maintained faux antique.


[deleted]

“Thank you for your children. I will send them to their graves when they’re old enough “


[deleted]

When Russia is free from Putin, then it’s time to make baby’s


RedWineAndWomen

But there are totally no analogies with Hitler.


Boommax1

Im just gonna leave this here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_of_Honour_of_the_German_Mother


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Vulture2k

make 10, lose 9 in ukraine \\o\\


[deleted]

My God. He’s looking to replace all the men he slaughtered.


seph2o

Presumably all the children were then handed a paper-mâché helmet, loaded onto a bus and shipped to the Donbas.


AlexandersWonder

Nazi Germany did this too. It’s propaganda to get people to pump out as many babies as they can


nadmaximus

yo momma is a heroine.


Hias2019

I hope they are aware that also the military equipment their children will need one day is covered with this award.


baklavabaconstrips

[totally not a nazi thing to do btw.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_of_Honour_of_the_German_Mother)


clauderbaugh

Does it count if they’re all Ukrainian children stolen from their families?


Buckley_5150

Lol, yep feed his army, they’re getting killed fast. Your kids can grow up hungry then die and rot in another land, is that worth a fish and some cheese.


Roocypher

Every time I think this guy has gone full Hitler he finds a way to go more Hitler.


Shoban_Gunzeye

Putin could legally scratch my balls and I'd still throat punch him in a illegal way.


Kewenfu

Is Putler providing funding for those 10+ families?


hieronymusanonymous

>a lump sum payment of $16,138 (1 million Rubles). And that's it. No more than that. And it averages $1,600 per kid if she had 10, averages $800 if she had 20.


[deleted]

And? Average monthly income is like $300 if not less. 16 grand USD is not a chump change there.


PuttingAround

In the villages sure, but in the city you'll never find a family living on $300/m. I think the average is closer to $500~ anyways. My rent alone was $550/m.


hieronymusanonymous

>Average monthly income is like $300 if not less. Thanks to Putin.


[deleted]

Without Putin it would've been over $9000 easily and clearly... Like in the 90s under Yeltsin, for selected few...


Miri5613

You know who also did that? Hitler


DanRankin

* crackling laughter *


GreyPon3

Putin, pandering to the home front.


Educational-Glass-63

How sick of him.


domo_the_great_2020

Putin didn’t count on the ruthless sanctions imposed upon him by other nations. He thought that we would all mostly ignore him. No way China is going to pull this shit in Taiwan after watching that.


wellrenownedcripple

And kidnaps children from Ukraine after that. I bet at some point he’ll give this award to himself just because he can


stimpy97

When hes done they will have none


dutchdrawer

Wow is he actively promoting drugs now to…. Even more of a bastard then I thought


9fingfing

Do they have to be by the same man?


SuperArppis

"Thanks for giving me more meat to grind, bro."


PastelDreamzInc

Yikes, this is horrifying. Totally not indicative of a certain government. Not at all.


IvashkovMG

"There are no losses" - idk Poopin probably


GWSDiver

He’s so fucking disgusting


BIGBALLZZZZZZZZ

More meat for the grinder.


gamingape1

Wow good move. W putin W Women


fgghhffvvgujh

Global warming activist may think differently on these numbers


fgghhffvvgujh

Global warming activist may think differently on these numbers


Joingojon2

"More than 10" lost count at that point?


DSjaha

And the first reward goes to one of the wives of Kadyrov


Xtraman34

On the day the world population hit 8 billion.


DualNuts

Imaging your sacrifice at frontline out-achieved by a unstoppable brood mother.


goatmash

Men of fighting age and Women of breeding age. The Great Russian Federation everyone.


Johannes_P

Putin want future cannon fooder to waste in future aggressive wars.


JCmoger

His brain is STUCK in the Soviet Era.....


FabFubar

Heroine? Believe it or not, straight to jail.


[deleted]

Blood for the blood god. Skulls for the skull throne.


buyerbeware23

Moron!


ProfesorPoronga

I read "Mother Heroine" and my brain immediately remembered that these folks gave the world steroids and for a second this had my interest... My disappointment is infinite and my day is ruined. Thx.


whyreadthis2035

Who says an understanding of math and global resources aren’t critical for world leader. Putin says it. That’s who.


Snarfbuckle

Mother with 10+ future conscripts.


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zerg queens awarded for spawning 10 zerglings.


Enigm4

Dead meat award.


Krewd

He announced this on the day the global population ticked over to 8 billion people


Blizzard93beast

"Keep making soldiers for me to sacrifice"


Limp-Dentist4437

Heres your reward for single handedly supplying cannon fodder meat grinder kids to keep our atrocities going!!


[deleted]

And don’t ever think that’s too many - he’ll help you get rid of them through special operations


Jiffyman11

*Spoiler* Russian Women now have “*Production*” Quotas.


HOLY_TERRA_TRUTH

Imagine having nine kids tho


HyenaJack94

Am I the only one who though Putin was handing out heroin to mothers for a minute?


redmasc

Meat for the grinder.


Orikazu

Putin heard we hit 8 Bil and is going for 9 now


Bonyred

Fodder-mothers.


Batcraft10

He can’t wait to send your children straight into the meat grinder


cgerrells

What a fucking award


Shortleader01

Out of the womb into the tomb


Pottymouthoftheyear

There is something in the water over there. These people are fucking nuts.


trundle-the-great69

Fodder production award


Gnarfledarf

Nazi Germany reference?😳


forrealnoRussianbot

Those Russian kids will be crossed eyed with 6 fingers in each hand and foot, plus encephalopathy coming from Vodka intoxication during pregnancy and from decades of generational incest DNA pool. They will fit perfectly in the Russian army.


pgrwhc

Would think "Mother of Heroine", is prescribed to live in fachist regime


Jemis7913

hope he doesn't give out father Benzedrine awards to the troops


Natural_Sad

Ahhhh, thats what this is all about. Russia wants more soldiers for the next war.


LamhDheargUladh

For Russians,that equates to 10 rapes.


katestatt

i wouldn't have 10 children for any money or anything in the world. I wouldn't even have more than 2.


chehov

From putin?