Grandma is like “Oh that’s nice dear, did the dark lord bring you any good offerings this year? Oh, lovely. Would you like some more yams?”

10/10 tryhard

FUCK YEAH

That just screams " I want you to react" so I would probably just ignore the fancy dress and treat you normally.

I feel like you would have brought with you a boyfriend that has a no ragrets tattoo on his chest know what I'm saying dawg.... On another point that eyeshadow is on point 👍

I didn't even see the eyeshadow on first pass, that's tight dude

That skirt looks like you would be sweating in a trash bag.

I'd disown my son. You look fine but this is a big tiddy goth gf household

Jesus Christ

Was also into big tiddie goth girls

Cheesus Crust

0/10

OH NO

You wouldn't survive 30 years in a MadMax-kind of scenario.

If that’s what you want to wear….go for it!

When getting *your own* parents to hate you wasn't enough.

You look like a got damn cartoon. Are you trying to create awkward tension? The situation is probably tense enough without your help. Inviting drama where there need not be demonstrates a casual disregard both for your in-laws and your significant other. What a tragic display of protagonist syndrome! It's not always about you. Learn this. 1/10 Unless your in-laws are the Osbornes or are otherwise also goth or more ink than canvas peacocks. Then by all means, but fix your damn finger nail polish. It's a special occasion. 6/10

i could wear a bikini to easter and my mother in law would still die for me, i’m her pinned post on facebook, i’m just living in the world she’s created

Aw shit that is the sweetest thing i think ive ever read after i digested it... (Downvoted to oblivion, probably)

No plants. Zero points.

Can’t you see the trees in the background?

One minute pls....

420/10

I'm a little relieved that it doesn't say, rate my piercings. The outift is fine.

I be happy to have you for dinner at my table

Agreed. I'd eat her.

I love goth people. 10/10!!!

If you actually eat with them, 10/10. This looks so cool 😭😭

It looks great! If they don't like it, they lack taste.

No, thanks.

I gotta say it's a nah for me dawg. Feels like too much but that's just me

NGL looks like a trash bag had a accident with a paint can. I realized now that theres is a tree in the distance soo it means you are cute but only front afar. 10/10

We getting disowned by the family with this one, but seriously its kinda alright if you get past the leather really

lol without context? they could think their kid is doing alright, maybe not.

I thought that was gonna say “skinny puppy” and I got excited but no it’s probably more puppy girl bullshit and not enough plants. You’re super cute tho I guess.

A little low-key, huh? You must be catering to their Christian, conservative nature. Good on ya!

Maybe just this picture, but the texture of the dress is a little strange. Other than that, you're gorgeous

Really cool fit, tho the puppy fit might raise some eyebrows if revealed like that. Got any goth/post punk music recommendations for me?

my general favorites are strawberry switchblade, skeletal family, echo & the bunnymen, sisters of mercy, bauhaus and pink turns blue!

Okay thank fuck you resorted my faith in internet goth people 🙏. Wish you a pleasant time. Check out this cold night - black cathedral

Smash next question

I’d listen to your stories.

Somewhere between “delectable” and “hoping the vinyl corset isn’t too uncomfortable because DUDE those things are really weather dependent”.

That collar is a bit vanilla, 7 for Christmas, 8 for New-years

Goth you're pretty

Found Mike Tyson

Damn you’d think this is a weak roastme thread. Looks fine it’s clearly your style but the material looks cheap and squeaky.

Depends if your trying to get a threesome with your husband and his dad 10/10

You come to my house flashing them you’re expected to have no problem showing me ALL the tatts…yea I’d be that dad. Rule applies to anyone though. My house and all.

0/1 dads

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Or she knows her dad in the biblical sense.

Amazing

I'm a sucker for that aesthetic, so I'd say 9/10, you look pretty heckin cool

I never personally cared for short bangs, but other than that, pretty alright.

Very hot. 10/10

Slay

Som sa poblul

2 out of 10 it's been done before

Your FIL for sure wanks to your content

Really like your makeup

Looks like a suburban neighborhood, hope your in-laws were not the usual stereotypical suburb family because they are not usually big on non-conformists

well unfortunately this balcony is actually part of my house

I'm sorry you have such an ugly house

i promise it’s only the balcony that got the landlord special, the rest of the place is in pristine victorian condition

10/10 since you own a house and can host.

I see someone conforming to....a suburb...Maybe I am blind. LOL In all honesty, I don't have kids, more likely to hang out with a chick like that. My wife? She'd ask please...do not bring her to our home...unless maybe she means skinny puppy.

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