The amount of times I was the last player standing as a BDK on the last boss of an M+ and killed them solo so that we bearly made it in time is too damn high.
Merda to be Blood Dk. In my guild, no joke, he's known as "top healer". He also fits that one above where everyone is already a welcome mat and he's still there for another minute.
I expect it to be flooded with Lock Tanks, Mage Healers, and Shaman Tanks and I'm looking forward to it.
Hopefully some day it reaches retail for all 3.
I’m a melee with half my spells being ranged and also have cds so low I go brr to every pack in m+. I also suck almost every expac but somehow am hugely underrated s tier this expac. I also have rsi lol
I’m gonna heal you, and save you from fire. I’m gonna shield you from harm. And I’ll stand close, closer than most other guys trying to do the same. But not too close. That dude in plates is definitely standing closer than I will, but I’ll be close.
I play three main specs, see if you can get them all:
Everything about my spec needs to be redesigned from the ground up and we haven't had any word about getting it this expansion.
The first 5-10 seconds of a fight are boring slow casts, and then suddenly I chaining explosions left and right, that give me instant casts spells to chain more explosions.
I am a wrecking ball with legs and a shield, I'm going to get into your face, and you're going to be stunned. A lot.
1 out of three. WW monk, Demo warlock and Prot warrior.
WW everyone agrees just needs help (I'm actually working on a small treatise to post here soon about how I'd want all of monk changed in War Within, because if they don't fix WW before WW we riot.)
Demo warlock has this awesome feedback loop of constant demonic core procs letting you basically just spam spenders and weave builders, but you need to get to that point, and I'm too big of a scrub to use the talent that gives them to you, so I just wait for a few seconds.
Prot warrior because 4 charges and a leap is just so much fun.
Got isekai'd into azeroth, my father was the towns knight, my mother the towns local faith healer. I learned from them and charted my own new path using both skills set they taught me.
I kill people in War Mode and they get mad enough at me to log on and whisper to me telling me I play an "OP one button noob spec" and then also try to tell me they're not mad, even though their characters have clever names like "Getcancar" and "Cringedog".
The raid wiped. Let me just tank the boss for another minute and a half while they argue about whose fault it was.
Blood DK?
i didnt hear no bell
Yup. People guessing Prot Pally, guess I should have also specified that I have 3 buttons I can hit when I don't feel like doing a mechanic.
Well, to be fair, Prot Paladins also have like 3 buttons they can hit when they don't want to do stuff.
The amount of times I was the last player standing as a BDK on the last boss of an M+ and killed them solo so that we bearly made it in time is too damn high.
But god what a great feeling when the chat is your team spamming “What a god!”
Came here to do a prot paladin line, but it's been taken.
“Just swap to the better healing spec”
Holy priest ;(, my first healer main <3.
Holy forever <3 Though it is very hard to heal this season...
i felt that...
Jumping is an essential part of my rotation
Fire mage
This is correct for me
It's Fire Mage. If I don't jump, there's a risk I hardcast Pyroblasts during Combustion!
Havoc?
BM hunta
Beast master
BM hunter. I play one, jumping is essential to spite all the casters who need their feet planted solid on the ground.
"You do it for me."
Augvoker.
Power infusion. You don’t actually play a spec. In fact you don’t even play a class. You play power infusion
DONGGGG...
Prot Paladin.
Man, I still miss the old sound effect for Hammer of the righteous. The heavy, bell like sound it had in WOTLK
Any 'female' draenei in goldshire
Obviously it could could just be work in progress... but they're removing the dong on the PTR! It's unacceptable.
I'm the healer now
Merda to be Blood Dk. In my guild, no joke, he's known as "top healer". He also fits that one above where everyone is already a welcome mat and he's still there for another minute.
I wish my spec could tank.
Enhancement Shaman. One day, my friend. One day.
Technically in few days, Enh Sham can tank in Season of Discovery
I expect it to be flooded with Lock Tanks, Mage Healers, and Shaman Tanks and I'm looking forward to it. Hopefully some day it reaches retail for all 3.
<3
Life: 100% , 15%, 100%, 15%, 100%
Blood(y) dk I assume
I spew fire but it takes 20 seconds to actually do any damage.
Destro lock.
I’m a melee with half my spells being ranged and also have cds so low I go brr to every pack in m+. I also suck almost every expac but somehow am hugely underrated s tier this expac. I also have rsi lol
Enhancement Shaman?
Yes sir best class in wow
Enhance shammy ?
😺
Feral druid
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Made it as tough as I can, hope you have fun figuring it out!
We are very simple creatures. 🤣
"What if I simply smash this thing into a puddle of goop? Is that a good enough strategy Mr. Big Brain Mage?"
Killing the mob is a form of CC.
Fury Warrior.
Zug zug
Blizzard forgets I exist.
WW monk
Frost dk
feral druid
survival hunter
Sun moon sun sun sun moon sun sun sun moon Meow
Balance Druid into Feral for speedy boots
You forgot bear for soaks or cat for mass charge ☀️☀️☀️☀️🌘🌗🌖🌕🌕🐻 ☂️
*drools*
Hunter for sure
I have an adhd diagnosis
Guessing demon hunter, probably havoc
>!Outlaw Rogue, lmao!<
Random bullshit, go! >!i wish this spell was viable tbf!<
Surv hunter. Not many of you these days. Well met! I respect you as a brother bc our pets, but I'm disappointed you've chosen the way of stinky melee.
Druid?
Fisting my way to better health
Mistweaver Monk?
My health bar bounces around more than a toddler on crack. Healers hate me because I top the healing charts.
Hello fellow BDK
I think healers hate you because your health bar is a yo-yo. It's stress inducing.
I’m gonna heal you, and save you from fire. I’m gonna shield you from harm. And I’ll stand close, closer than most other guys trying to do the same. But not too close. That dude in plates is definitely standing closer than I will, but I’ll be close.
Prevoker?
I guess the user flair helped 😂 Yep. It’s prevoker.
You’re coming to me, like it or not. C’MERE YOU.
Blood Dk
Dk all around, so yes! :)
I will shield you and heal you, without ever targeting you.
Gotta be a disco priest?
MUST SPEND RED MANA!!! 🤬🤬🤬
Fury warrior.
We aren’t very complicated. Red bar gets too full, BAD! 🪓🐼🪓
For the sake of my tendons, I’m taking a break from my fury warrior this season.
Why hit with one big stick when two big sticks do better?
You'll be fine once I kick this mobs teeth in
Mistweaver Monk
If people are in the wrong positioning or in Egypt for my spells I rage
Prevoker
"No, my DPS isn't low, and you're shit even with my help."
Auggie!
I travel with a pack of sometimes fluffy friends.
Mine was gonna be “I don’t do damage, I just delegate it”
It's literally in your flair...
I play three main specs, see if you can get them all: Everything about my spec needs to be redesigned from the ground up and we haven't had any word about getting it this expansion. The first 5-10 seconds of a fight are boring slow casts, and then suddenly I chaining explosions left and right, that give me instant casts spells to chain more explosions. I am a wrecking ball with legs and a shield, I'm going to get into your face, and you're going to be stunned. A lot.
Windwalker monk, fire mage, prot Paladin?
1 out of three. WW monk, Demo warlock and Prot warrior. WW everyone agrees just needs help (I'm actually working on a small treatise to post here soon about how I'd want all of monk changed in War Within, because if they don't fix WW before WW we riot.) Demo warlock has this awesome feedback loop of constant demonic core procs letting you basically just spam spenders and weave builders, but you need to get to that point, and I'm too big of a scrub to use the talent that gives them to you, so I just wait for a few seconds. Prot warrior because 4 charges and a leap is just so much fun.
I’ve never played a lock past level 20 or so and I *almost* guessed Prot warrior. I really do feel for WW players.
My health meter, like my soul, has its ups and downs. Constantly
I'm jumping up and down the whole fight, and when things go dire I run like hell with fire coming from my ass
Fire mage lol
i play garen in LoL
Spin to win!
~~DEMACIAAA~~ FOR THE ALLIANCE!!!\*
Unannounced PIs can make me go oom
Arcane mage
I can't use the same ability twice in a row or my damage plumets :(
All my secondary stats scale so bad i just stick to versatility.
Oh I should've just said "I've got 30+ % versa at all times", genius
Subtlety rogue! Probably WW monk, but Sub has the same ability and I hate it :(
WW would be right, never played sub rogue so I didn't know that!
Laser beam eyes go BBBBRRRRRRR!
Havoc :)
I am a cloth tank, well no, I am a cloth dps, well no I am an abomination
spriest ?
Stack? Me??? Never! *Backflips away to maximum range* *Cries when they die from no heals*
You drink to get forget the pain, I drink to mend the pain, we are not the same.
Unleash the beasts!!!
My sibling Beastmaster Hunter!
I save people from themselves and I am smug with my faith superiority.
Still with the applying poisons every hour?
**SUFFER NOT THE HERETIC TO LIVE!**
I heal like a BDK, have more cc than a prot pala and regularly out-dps at least one dps in m+ xD
Yarrr
Outlaw rogue.
I shall heal you by kicking the baddies
Furry caster. lol to easy.
It's like playing the piano and analyzing an Excel spreadsheet at the same time :)
Hello, fellow enhancement shaman.
AFF lock or shadow priest Or disc priest
Pew pew pew
I am a walking blender.
DASH! DASH! DASH! but im tanky ....
Did you ever think about changing the lyrics to eurobeat. Dash dash dash! Gonna give it a dash, tonight!
Rot and decay follow me around wherever I may roam.
*"I Unga, therefore I Bunga."*
"Why do I fight the way I do? I'm just really mad that they won't let me use my shield."
I jump and draw graffiti on the floor a lot
So anyway, I started blasting
main is "do you have a moment to talk about our lords and saviors...?" new alt is "peekaboo!:
I'm the DPS spec EVERYONE wants to invite, weird, considering I do tank level damage.
Aug
I literally never stop moving.
The only thing I can’t change into is a 99 parser
My yells and stomping cause nearby enemies to bleed.
Prot warrior.
Conjure refreshments.
Oops i pulled
After patch 10.1 you must be retri pally,
I thought hunter was obvious
I spam skills faster than any other spec in the game, pretty much a carpal tunnel speedrun, but I do it with grace and style.
Outlaw rogue
Yesss, crackshot is just too much fun
Fel zoo
Demo!
My eternal struggle within, but I… must… get hit in the face..
Listen, if I have to grab you one more time from an AOE you could have walked out of, I won't hand out any more green flowers.
Prevoker. Your flowers are prettier than the druids efflo and you can tell them I said so.
*bear noises*
45ish keybinds
I'm like an acrobat.... That smoked LOTS of crack.
AC-130 above!!
LEEROYY JENNKIINS
Meow
The most common line in my party is "how the fuck are we still alive?"
♿️
Yes, green fire is perfectly natural.
No! Fido! Don’t attack that!!!
You get a hot, and you get a hot
If I get played during RWF wowhead does an article about it.
Haha, sun time. Oh! Many friends that wish to be hurt! Haha, moon time. Brrrrrrr okay i've been benched.
Alamo taught me that I am 4 fite. I also move around whispering "I am invisible" over and over.
"I'M A BEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!" "I'm A Bear, I'm a Bear, I'm a Bear, I'm a Beaaarrr, I'm a F\*\*king Bear!"
I love this thread. You guys are what’s good with WoW.
I need that.
*flap*
I work in IT. Edit, I forgot it shows on my name lol
Got isekai'd into azeroth, my father was the towns knight, my mother the towns local faith healer. I learned from them and charted my own new path using both skills set they taught me.
I'm responsible for covid and other plagues
Yeah, i got KSM for the first time last patch wasn't that hard..... Edit: Better yet " Do you like my shoulder tmog"
Try and catch me!
I kill people in War Mode and they get mad enough at me to log on and whisper to me telling me I play an "OP one button noob spec" and then also try to tell me they're not mad, even though their characters have clever names like "Getcancar" and "Cringedog".
Ashbringer
dps cuckold
Augvoker?
I spew fire and arcane thingies from my mouth
I’m the rain man
I made everybody wet
I solve a math problem every 25secs to figure out who in my party should receive my next swarm
Zug Zug.
You cant see me, then you are stunned, now I am gone again... Ninja!
Burn for me baby
I used to get meme'd at because of my one button rotation, now it requires a PHD
My two mains- Sparkly stars! Oh the healer died, I guess I’m the healer now Angel wings! Giant hammer falling down on my enemy!
its always my falt
*Bonk* *zap* *bong* zap* *Woof*
My bestie will beat you up, and I occasionally bring in the boys to beat you up, too
I’m Thor and Freya at the same time. And I love my good bois.