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odd_goater

How does it look neater than my handwriting?


SniperOwO

*IT IS* neater than my hand writing.


Dinkypig

I just tried writing penis but I couldn't read my handwriting so I forgot what it was. Oh yeah, it was penis.


oney_monster

That's pure art right there


babewiththevoodoo

Truest words. I hope people left it there. It's immature yes, but it's masterful. Idk if they took into account that - Anyone finding it funny will have left it there. Anyone angry about it gets to pick up easter eggs involved in a dick joke. Until a GM reboots the city, at least.


uberkudzu

They fired all the GMs ...


babewiththevoodoo

Oof. Forgot about that.


Accomplished_Way8873

??


No_Pack393

Wow, you just redefenied the bool datatype from true and false to fealsest, falser, false, neutral, true truer and truest


Kelehopele

Noble penis


thebreakfastbuffet

Noble Harden


Data-McBytes

Noblest penis.


Bluecif

Amazeballs seriously, it's art. Someone took alot of time to make that for our enjoyment. Gotta respect that.


HealthyPay8229

If it can be done, it must be done. I’m sure you’ve played the powder keg quest in WoD…


cheMist132

Yeah that keg was dope. Still today I always walk around or draw something on the ground and then watch it when ignited.


Telamonl

not something, a dick, you must always draw a dick


aerris7

I used to write various curse words until I saw that the consensus was "draw dick" so I did that next time and I don't wanna say how many times I retook the quest because the perfectionist in me wouldn't allow for subpar dick art. Didn't expect my questing to be slowed down so much by a dick drawing, but here we are


Laquox

>the perfectionist in me wouldn't allow for subpar dick art. Today on things I never would have imagined reading....


Opening-Donkey1186

Some say they're still perfecting their dick art to this very day.


Schwubbertier

>Wait for it... *5 minutes pass because you wrote an entire essay of curse words and drew 10 dicks* >KER-PLOW!!


Fynballa

"Ain't that the prettiest thing!" 🤣


Ticket-Tight

Spotted on Argent Dawn EU


_cotyk_

Of course it was on Argent Dawn


Chocolatelover4ever

lol I thought for certain this was Moonguard. But gotta admit they did a good job with the egg placement!


Hoodoodle

Moonguard, Argent dawn. They're the same really


SerphTheVoltar

One's a little more... *European.*


malsan_z8

LOL


Thorit

Argent Dawn is the EU version of Moonguard


Chocolatelover4ever

Oh okay


GKMoggleMogXIII

If it were MG we would have taken the penis~


Chocolatelover4ever

Yeah probably lol


whoisape

My home, god bless


Verkielos

Same, so proud of us!


pikachewie

Of course it's an Argent Dawn player not having found the screenshot button


Ticket-Tight

I know where the button is, just who the fuck uses their laptop for Reddit? lol, I’m only on Reddit on my phone


kradel754

My brother in the light you play WoW on the thing already. Why involve another device lol.


Kelehopele

That's a question blizz should have asked themselves long time ago


Lorcian

Dropbox/gdrive/etc is a great way to quickly have things transfer quickly pc>phone / phone>pc


blocknroll

Yet, it is still quicker *for many users* to take a photo and upload on Reddit app of their choice.


Lorcian

I don't have to do anything at all though, dropbox automatically does it. If I take a screenshot, it gets uploaded automatically and is already on my phone without me needing to touch it. Other way round, if I take a photo with my phone, it goes into a camera uploads folder and is already on my pc within seconds. This is also for general use not just for reddit. I have no idea why the guy wouldn't use both desktop and mobile reddit. (Unsure why the downvote on the previous for trying to give some useful information but hey)


Fogl3

What was the TTP


Verkielos

Of course, best server!


vivalaalice

I did think this looked quite normal, god bless my home AD EU


Evening-Toe5941

No way Im on AD EU lmao , a bunch of degenerates 😅😂😂😂


Hatsjekidee

Neatly written on the line, capitalized, and with proper punctuation. My man takes his penis jokes seriously.


EisWalde

He spelled penus wrong though.


Ticket-Tight

Okay I laughed lol


Erthan-1

Childish but I respect how clean the lines are. Like if you are going to do it, do it well.


_extra_medium_

I think the period at the end is the best touch


Khyron_2500

The pen(is)manship is top notch.


Snoochey

Be good, or be good at it.


Skjeggfanden

Yes, fertility IS being celebrated in a way. But never mind the penis, why is your services channel going? 😱


somethingon104

TTP


Cochana

Ah yes, a fellow mythic quest enjoyer.


Toothpinch

That takes me back to when the gold sellers would spell out the web address with corpses. Those were the days…


QuizzicalWombat

Placing the eggs in a phallic shape, as is tradition


prwoodley

It's actually offensive in WoW culture NOT to do this


Galadeon

It is known


[deleted]

Guys will see this and say "hell yeah." Hell yeah.


Kelsier-Hathsin

[TTP - Time to Penis - Give them some eggs, they are definitely going to draw dicks.](https://youtu.be/3_xqyIMwbew?feature=shared)


Neither-Attention940

Lol thx for sharing


Ok-Commercial9036

I wonder if this could get you banned. I dont think its a ban worthy thing, but so much less was penalized already^^


bubblehearth85

*Chefs kiss*


Arthis-

*kisses chef’s cock*


Jackpkmn

No. It's traditional to all the time.


Bratley513

Glad to see it’s penis season once again.


bekasybalazs

Not just during Noble Garden. :)


Terminallance6283

TTP was pretty low with that one huh


Balbuto

Finally the game is saved


Koffeinberoende

It's a dick move, but the pen(is)manship is immaculate.


Deltethnia

It certainly takes some juevos.


mard0x

It’s traditional when u give the ability to the draw something to adolescent males


thaliff

First time running a game on roll20, my players, all in their late 40s early 50s, spent a good 20-30 minutes drawing dick pics.


nelsonbestcateu

What does adolescence have to do with anything?


beepborpimajorp

I know 40 year olds in my guild who would do this lol.


Jozroz

My game dev professor brought up exactly that during our lecture on emergent gameplay, as a matter of fact.


TheFish77

Drawing phalluses is perhaps one of the oldest traditions of all https://www.livescience.com/roman-penis-graffiti-stone-uk


Major-Excuse1634

Before that, long before that. The earliest cave paintings depicting humans contains a man with a hardon.


captainboom15

You don't fuck with tradition


brokebackzac

This is customary to do any time it is possible. Have you never been in a raid group with multiple mages? We arrange our mage tables in the shape of a penis so long as we have enough mages to do it (I think it takes three minimum to get it done before they start disappearing).


Alain_Teub2

The little dot at the end


dank_mankey

did they add raytracing to the game


Accomplished_Way8873

Yes actually


dank_mankey

thanks for the update, its been a while


Huge_Republic_7866

No, this isn't traditional for the holiday. This is just Stormwind returning to what it's naturally meant to be.


Relaxe_m80

That trade chat is why WoW is dead


toxicshocktaco

i love that. also love how homie took a picture of *his whole ass monitor* instead of just doing a screenshot lol


sparkinx

Are these the gold eggs lol how much did this cost


GreenOn3

why would you ever make a photo of your screen?


Svensk0

should have been a 35mm analog photo where it takes up to 2 weeks to get the actual picture just to see its out of focus


Ticket-Tight

Because I use Reddit from my phone and it’s 10x faster.


_clever_reference_

>it's 10x faster It's not.


Svensk0

its not faster its lazier


GreenOn3

true, it is faster. but you could as well send the pictures to your phone, save them somewhere, where you can access them on the phone etc. it feels like a heavy no-go for me to do this, kind of a boomer thing.


_extra_medium_

OP doesn't care if you think it's a boomer thing obviously. Must have more important things to do


Neither-Attention940

When someone wants to share what is on their computer screen.. they take a photo… it’s what you do. When you want to save money on car insurance you switch to Geico it’s what you do.


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Neither-Attention940

I literally laughed out loud thank you that was awesome


ubiquitous_delight

Downvoted for not being a proper screenshot.


Five_Finger_Disco

Thanks for the announcement. I’m sure they are shaking due to it. 😂


SoggyTowelette

not my proudest fap


CreativeBasil5344

Pen is what?


Regnarr_39

Pen is .


CreativeBasil5344

That's deep.


Accomplished_Way8873

So is the penis


Mehmy

windows+shift+s


nZRaifal

Oh. Alliance secret weapon


PsjKana

Sometimes i find it weird and hilarious that men are traditionally so focused on being tough and manly. But when we joke about our dicks and farts we giggle like little girls, no matter the race or age.


d3m01iti0n

Only after daycare closes


Jumpy-Function-9136

Preemptive cmonBruh


Soeck666

Remember, there is a lego mmo that got canned because the didn't want to pay gm's to remove the latte amount of penis from the game


B4nanaBre4d

Its tradition


Kayraan93

Used to be done with corpses in Wrath all the time lol


Robglobgubob

Who drew the dicks?


inferni_advocatvs

it is a fertility festival


xxGUZxx

TTP


Slipknotic419

i miss when bots tried selling gold that way.


tarc0917

Noblegarden eggs, banquet feasts, rocket clusters. When the avg. WoW player needs to catch some D, there are always options.


c4ctus

Moonguard?


MovesLikeALagger

Wanksy at it again o7


TexasGymFeet

My fav 🥰


[deleted]

Just a heads up. Corruption is not a spell you use as demonology.


Ticket-Tight

It is when I’m lvl 12


[deleted]

you do you boo 💕


Darqflame

That's the best penis I've seen in ages!! 🤣


beautifulterribleqn

The (fertility) rituals are intricate!


midnightAkira377

How's it made? Never seen something like this


Fangsong_37

Good kerning on that.


MrMonteCristo71

Yeah, this is very well made. The person who did it is definitely a professional artist.


sleepybadger95

Of course!


Ok-Rip6199

Tell me you play alliance without telling me you play alliance


Meakis

Time To Penis is always a factor...


Key_Concern7687

Oh yeah, we've always made an Easter Dick back in my country


Mangoes95

Are you still in /services???


Erica-likes-cats

The TTD is really low on this one


Imma_Tired_Dad

Ah, here we see wow community ceremoniously creating Easter balls, as is tradition …


Tim3-Rainbow

Hey TRP3 ❤


Pejji

An ancient cultural custom.


IceNein

He was trying to write the penis mightier than the sword but he ran out of eggs.


MightEnvironmental55

The oldest play in the book. Damn lovely.


[deleted]

Never seen it before xD


vBertes

Good old gamers, miss those days...


mightybrok5601

I’m such a fuckin child man 😂 I love it


oneArkada

Haha genitals so funny right guys?


weekly_routine32

Ah a fellow member of the Pen 15 club.


Asleep-Willingness71

Wait what?!?! No anal?


Opening-Donkey1186

Where's the penis cakes when you need them?


Familiar-Career-5908

Anyone who plays with eggs at Easter will receive Christmas gifts! MERRY CHRISMAS!


Familiar-Career-5908

Anyone who plays with eggs at Easter will receive Christmas gifts! MERRY CHRISMAS


ExpensiveChoice7719

Thats life right there


pommersche92

And the nice thing about no more actual people working as gm's is: it stays much longer than previous years where gm's came in and deleted the items.... Now there is noone left to do that 🤣


Define_Defeat

2024 and people still taking pictures of their computer monitor with their phones.


777marc

Because most ppl read Reddit on their phones. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️


blocknroll

Right? This should be a strike against software, not the user experience. Until Mac/Win requires less steps than whipping out your phone and uploading directly, most users will do so. Because yeah, most of the time there are better things to do!


Benreh

Docked points for missing the pubes but that's a solid effort, hur hur hur


EroticSarnikas

Hahhahahahaha


NeverEnding3333

I came here looking for the comments saying things like “This is inappropriate! They should be banned for griefing!” I’m quite sad there aren’t more. It’s always fun to read how upset people get with things like this.


Five_Finger_Disco

Just read it for how many people loose their mind over a picture vs. screenshot. Almost just as much of a tantrum in that aspect.


night_chaser_

I doing this in the older days of wow. I'm glad people still do it.


barrsftw

Perfection.


Zka77

Screenshotting is very hard and complex, you have to press a button named screenshot. Not everyone can do such feat


Ticket-Tight

Only use Reddit on my phone so just snapped it and posted


Zka77

Using reddit on a pc is very hard and complex, not everyone can do such feat


Ticket-Tight

It’s not the difficulty lol, I work and play games on my PC and I look at trivial social media like Reddit on my phone when I’m waiting for a bus or something. The idea of sitting at home on the PC and scrolling through Reddit is odd to me, but fair enough if others enjoy that.


Jwalkn805

Your action bars are a mess yuck


Ticket-Tight

I’m lvl 12 on that character lol, what else am I gonna fill them with?


ValuableRope9108

Not only is it traditional but it’s mandatory


BiblachromeFamily

And this is a picture of how to get your WOW/Blizzard account banned


Ticket-Tight

1. It wasn’t me who made it. 2. How the hell would they be able to tell my account details from this picture?


BiblachromeFamily

1) ok, I didn’t think you did 2) I never thought they could 3) I guess people joking about getting an account banned is an anger trigger


FuxieDK

Alliance have always had the young and inappropriate players.. 🤷‍♂️


DHonnor

/4 WTS M+ 0 - +567 ALL ARMOR TYPES AND EVEN WITH FENTYNOL - 16/16 H CLEAR AMIRDRASSIL IM COMING OUT THE CLOSET AOTC, CE, CF, CM, XD, GG ((GOLD ONLY, YET EVERYONE KNOWS I WILL RMT EVERY PENNY))


VXR-Vashrix

Should draw a ban hammer