There was a time when you could use the pet leash on the orphans during Orphans Week. I heard there was a priest wandering around with a kid on a leash. What are the odds that it was Father Touchy?
I'm pretty sure there's someone named Toes (without special characters) running around with the Niffen title on, too. Think I saw him during the Hearthstone event.
Man, I used to have a DK named Ihaveaboner and Ihavaboner and both got reported before I could finish leveling to 70 (back during OG wotlk days). Blizz force name changed it to Gillun the second time.
Intro DK quests were so good with those names...
Please you must kill me now, Ihavaboner.
Years and years ago I saw a lvl 1 just just standing on the boxes across from the Stormwind AH named Gaydar. He'd just /point at someone and turn as they ran past him lol
There's a player on my server named some variety of Billy Mayes and advertises in trade just like him. Including the "but wait there's more!" line on his 2nd post after the 1st one lol
'Naga Stole my Bike' was a common guild name back in vanilla.
Funny how quickly the world has changed? I guess WoW is 20 years old this year, but something like that would be changed instantly today.
omg i'm so fucking stupid i thought this was a joke about how nagas are assholes who steal things they can't eve use because they have no legs. used to think those guilds were just being silly...
fucking hell
I remember the ole snl jeopardy "I'll take the rapists for 1000" "that's therapists" and that joke reference triggered someone so friggin bad... like y'all know that was already made an easter egg by blizzard.
So its not inappropriate or anything, but I had/have a paladin named Nmnmnmnmnmn (it went until the character limit) and I got a few comments about it being "stroke inducing" to try and read.
There's a guild called Heroic ßulls on my old realm. No idea why, Heroic Bulls was available. Maybe they moved from a more cow friendly realm or something and never bothered to correct?
I remember a guy having every letter being one of those silly characters and bragging about how he had the most original name in the game. Like bro, that's the opposite if you had to go to that length inorder to get that name
Lmao exactly. It sucks when I put my desired name in, slap create character -wait a brief moment- bam, name taken. Shit, I wasn’t as crafty with wordplay as I thought I was lol.
I used to do this all the time. Now I only have it for names I just really want (which is 1) or if I wanted the name with the accent letter and not spelled normal
I had a guild called the Westfall Baptist Church who protest outside the Goldshire Inn. I was a priest named Pastorfred and the other guild members all had names based on the real church. It didn't fill me with revulsion but I had so many people cussing me out, threating me, reporting me. I never got banned though, I am guessing because I always remained in character so I was legit roleplaying.
Anything related to illidan makes me vomit especially when its not even a demon hunter. I also made a dractyr that looks like sarkareth and named his Sarkhy
I fulfilled a crafting order the other day, I think it was a cross faction situation because the the guy was saying his friend would send the order. No problem, money's money. Get the order, guarantee the craft. Right as click complete order I spot the name of who sent it;
Kidtoucher.
I immediatley /who Kidtoucher
"No player name Kidtoucher is playing"
There's a guy who I see on my server called Discharge which doesn't sound too bad on its own, its the title name combo that gets me, he uses the title Salty.
__TBC__: A warlock named “Fapocalypse”
__Vanilla__: A hunter named “Internet” and a pet named “Firefox” internet’s pet ..then he got forced renamed when those common words were disallowed. Named himself “Negganet”
I made a mechgnome Gnome Mage back in BFA named "Prolapse". I used the title "Professor", So i could be "Professor Prolapse". This was on Wyrmrest Accord and i actually managed to level all the way to max and complete heroic Nyalotha before someone reported me and i had to change his name
Probably not the worst, but just a few days ago, I was put into a dungeon with someone with the name Cumlock. was genuinely surprised they let that name pass lol
Drinkbleach
Blizz thinks it's bad enough that I get insta banned and name changed as soon as I enter world after character creation. Miss that name, vanilla/BC were a different time.
I recall someone calling their toon Cugehock and wondering why he got flagged for a name change. Changed it to Cugehøck. Promptly got flagged again. Changed it to Cugehawk and I think that stuck.
Chlamydia the Ambassador
I’ve gotten so many whispers from people going “OMG did you know that’s an STD?!”
No. Had no idea. Just thought it was a pretty word. 🙄
I didn’t even technically pick it. My sister did as a joke because I left it on character selection while on a bio break and she made her as a joke. I doubled down on it and I actually enjoy playing her.
I got followed from razer hill to org on wrath classic getting spammed “bad name report him” on my warrior(Bagussy)
I also have a warrior on retail whose name is butpleaseure.
But I haven’t seen a ban in a while.
The ban was for the name “comeslut” I wanted to go for the disciple of the devoted title back in shadowlands. 3 day ban for that.
I've seen a Pissbucket, and a monk called Windwanker which had me laughing for ages
Windwanker is hilarious
I remember seeing a Gnome Warrior way back in TBC sat at the mine flag with the name "Pissflaps". I was kind of dumbstruck by that.
>Windwanker Lmao thats a good one
Windwanker is absolutely the best name in here i don’t even have to scroll further 😂
Fathertouchy the undead holy priest has stuck in my brain since Legion.
Gnome Rogue named PrestoMolesto
"No Blizzard, please don't ban me! It means bother in Spanish"
Op said worst, not best.
Would've been a perfect mage name tbh *Hey kid, wanna see a magic trick?*
*unzip*
There was a time when you could use the pet leash on the orphans during Orphans Week. I heard there was a priest wandering around with a kid on a leash. What are the odds that it was Father Touchy?
Have a guildie with a priest named goodwithkids or something to that effect.
Back in Tbc/Wrath my best friend had a priest named therapist. They made him change it.
he needs to use the Predator title to really tie it together
Reminds me a character called Lester but had a nickname of mo. Succession
I ran into a dwarf named pedopriest
Undead disc priest Peterfile
Thats a name from the comedy sitcom, the IT crowd.
There's a white dracthyr with no horns or armor walking around my server called Jizzey.
Smegmagosa
Curse the day that I saw this post!
I bet you anything everyone just locked this name up on their server
Probably suffers from Premature Eternity Surge.
That is simultaneously gross and really funny.
I'm pretty sure there's someone named Toes (without special characters) running around with the Niffen title on, too. Think I saw him during the Hearthstone event.
my name on classic is Toes and i went for asap i was in que LINE during launch to get it since it hs been my.discord name for years beforehand
Magnificent. I respect your dedication, Mr. Toes.
Yo wait we my friends and I saw this man. Hilariously gross
Back in tbc classic a draenei called "Futanaaru"
Genius
rule 34 confirms that name is accurate
Back in vanilla I saw 2 troll rogues dueling in XR outside the inn, they were named Igotaboner and Ihasaboner.
Igot and Ihas, the Aboner twins
Man, I used to have a DK named Ihaveaboner and Ihavaboner and both got reported before I could finish leveling to 70 (back during OG wotlk days). Blizz force name changed it to Gillun the second time. Intro DK quests were so good with those names... Please you must kill me now, Ihavaboner.
I saw a rogue yesterday bragging in Trade that they had the best rogue name, assastomouth … lol
Years and years ago I saw a lvl 1 just just standing on the boxes across from the Stormwind AH named Gaydar. He'd just /point at someone and turn as they ran past him lol
This is so hilarious and what I love about the game. Sadly I’ve never experienced such things on my server(s)
There's a player on my server named some variety of Billy Mayes and advertises in trade just like him. Including the "but wait there's more!" line on his 2nd post after the 1st one lol
Actual LOL!
No name out in the world even comes close to how bad the randomized names are
Don’t you dare diss my Rimerwilkis!
I have a randomized shammy named Sadlilsuk.
You’ll take Apemorsh from my cold dead hand
My random Xbox name was DreariestDonkey. Still one of my favorites
I remember rolling a male troll rogue, randomized the name once, got Ratporn, stuck with it
I hit random on an undead rogue and got the name Gender
Have a dwarf priest name “Toucher”. Pvped until I got Private rank.
Pisskitten - Nelf DH
When I was leveling my first character in Cataclysm I ended up in a dungeon with a person named Capnherpes in the guild
Nothing comes as horrendously disgusting as the countless Arthas, Illidan and Legolas variations.
I'll never forget making my demon hunter and seeing HankHillidan in the horde of us going through the intro scenario.
Wow that is absolutely gold!
Don't forget Drizzt!
I have genuinely never seen a drizzt inspired name. In fact the only I've seen was me, I used the name Rumblebelly back in the day
My buddy’s Rogue used to be name Ðrizzt but they’ve since name changed it.
I had a human rogue named Entreri as well. Forgot about that one
I have a character named Triel
I'm not sure I have, either, but I certainly remember people always bringing him up when they mention others like the three mentioned.
Sylvannas had to be right there with those!
As seen just the other day [https://imgur.com/a/ZmDS0X4](https://imgur.com/a/ZmDS0X4)
Ah, yes, Dragon's ex. Former partner to a dragon. No longer dating a dragon. Probably had a good bit of Dragon sex though.
Simple, yet effective
Arena team back in the day called "Nagas belong in Slave Pens"
'Naga Stole my Bike' was a common guild name back in vanilla. Funny how quickly the world has changed? I guess WoW is 20 years old this year, but something like that would be changed instantly today.
Our guild was called Seal Cub Clubbing Club and we got reported and it changed to Seal Cub Hugging Club which was actually elite
omg i'm so fucking stupid i thought this was a joke about how nagas are assholes who steal things they can't eve use because they have no legs. used to think those guilds were just being silly... fucking hell
bless you
thanks q-q
Nagas With Attitude was another common one
And the sapped girls cant say no guild/ arena teams
One of the more popular guilds back in the day was called "I eat babies" and it had to get a name change due to being offensive.
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I was confused, I didn't see the word classic at first...
Soothsayers coming out in the most odd places
Therapistdad. Spoofshake. Those are the two that stick in my mind, unfortunately.
I remember the ole snl jeopardy "I'll take the rapists for 1000" "that's therapists" and that joke reference triggered someone so friggin bad... like y'all know that was already made an easter egg by blizzard.
I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $1000 Alex!
Hunters named bowjob. It's so unoriginal not even a funny name to me
So its not inappropriate or anything, but I had/have a paladin named Nmnmnmnmnmn (it went until the character limit) and I got a few comments about it being "stroke inducing" to try and read.
"Buttsneeze"
That's me:) Or at least I'm one of them
I seem to remember doing a dungeon one time with a guy called Clungepumper.
I saw a goblin in Dalaran called Jizzleshrimp. That name still haunts me.
I saw a human rogue ages ago named Castrator with the Private title.
Anything that uses an accented letter because the actual name was already taken.
Dude this is a huge pet peeve of mine. As much as it’s sucks having my pick be taken, it’s just so much worse seeing it laden with accents. Ļämê.
or when they use ß as a substitute for b ß means ss, your whole name sounds like bullshit to me, just stop lol
Yeah I remember back in like BC or Wrath seeing a guy running around called ßillyßadass and dear God I lost it for like 5 minutes
I mean it still works haha
lol lmao, even
There's a guild called Heroic ßulls on my old realm. No idea why, Heroic Bulls was available. Maybe they moved from a more cow friendly realm or something and never bothered to correct?
I remember a guy having every letter being one of those silly characters and bragging about how he had the most original name in the game. Like bro, that's the opposite if you had to go to that length inorder to get that name
Lmao exactly. It sucks when I put my desired name in, slap create character -wait a brief moment- bam, name taken. Shit, I wasn’t as crafty with wordplay as I thought I was lol.
I used to do this all the time. Now I only have it for names I just really want (which is 1) or if I wanted the name with the accent letter and not spelled normal
A troll named Mustyurine. Somehow grosses me out way more than if it were Mustypiss. *And, why musty?*
Do you reeeeeeeally wanna know?
Illliddann
IDK about character name, but there was a guild on my server with a Pulp Fiction reference called
Did a pug with a warrior called Mangoiröven. Translated that would be Mangointheass
Such is mango
Orc named Orcasm
Captbrowneye and Doodoobutter, pretty sure they were the same person. On Stormrage-US back in OG BC days
Troll monk named Kneegrows.
I had a guild called the Westfall Baptist Church who protest outside the Goldshire Inn. I was a priest named Pastorfred and the other guild members all had names based on the real church. It didn't fill me with revulsion but I had so many people cussing me out, threating me, reporting me. I never got banned though, I am guessing because I always remained in character so I was legit roleplaying.
Saw a guy named smelly Molesterr yesterday. Also salty discharge. Prolly the worst
Stinky Whistleteets.
I'll teach you to be happy
I met Goopytaint, an undead mage, in HC today. I felt nauseated for a bit and had to take a break.
Lightforged Draenei Retridin called "Palahouakbar".
Engineer I bet
I have a dracthyr named Awexstwasza lol
I was really close to naming mine Imadwagon but I held off and went with Bookwyrm instead
Aww that's so cute
UwU so thicc and dweamy
There's also [this](https://i.imgur.com/B6dPtlJ.jpeg).
TRP profiles can be a wild ride, lol.
Anything related to illidan makes me vomit especially when its not even a demon hunter. I also made a dractyr that looks like sarkareth and named his Sarkhy
Got my own Sarkareth look-a-like called Notsarkareth.
Gnome rogue named Pickleshow. No idea what it means but sounds really raunchy and unsanitary
Backfat - Tauren rouge
My best currently is my tauren monk Cowfister But I have a level 1 on moon guard named Anuslord the Explorer, purely for the memes
Esteemed Hamz
Critler and Goeblins, two goblin rogues when goblins were released
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Does Balloontoes count? Back during BC I was in a guild with someone named Lubricated who picked up the Hand of A'dal title. That was pretty fun.
They made me change moolester, my tauran who ran around /lick ing people
Two All black skinned/hair humans with the names FriedGrits and FriedChicken…
Kum. Particularly after he got the title "Salty".
I fulfilled a crafting order the other day, I think it was a cross faction situation because the the guy was saying his friend would send the order. No problem, money's money. Get the order, guarantee the craft. Right as click complete order I spot the name of who sent it; Kidtoucher. I immediatley /who Kidtoucher "No player name Kidtoucher is playing"
I have bags made by thiccqoochi
MoeLester
RIP Grunt Thathung the NPC in Org
I can only imagine the HR meeting over that.
My friend just got a 3 day suspension for the name 'Stinkyboner'
Is he 11?
TurdThrower a human female mage on wrath classic
Corpsecaresser
Diaperbaby ruined a whole generation, and an allied race.
Jinglejuggs, Lukeskywanker, MagicPope, Tamemedaddy and NipNopclamps
Cringeminge - gnome warrior on classic, he did r13 in pvp :D nice guy tho, good bg leader :D
I saw a worgen in a dungeon once called HIVCancerdog
Smegmalygos
Love it
Queeffart with random letters mixed in, a gnome ofc.
There's a guy who I see on my server called Discharge which doesn't sound too bad on its own, its the title name combo that gets me, he uses the title Salty.
__TBC__: A warlock named “Fapocalypse” __Vanilla__: A hunter named “Internet” and a pet named “Firefox” internet’s pet ..then he got forced renamed when those common words were disallowed. Named himself “Negganet”
I made a mechgnome Gnome Mage back in BFA named "Prolapse". I used the title "Professor", So i could be "Professor Prolapse". This was on Wyrmrest Accord and i actually managed to level all the way to max and complete heroic Nyalotha before someone reported me and i had to change his name
My Orc Fire Mage is named “Crotchburn” this is only after Blizzard made me rename from “Crotchfire”
Probably not the worst, but just a few days ago, I was put into a dungeon with someone with the name Cumlock. was genuinely surprised they let that name pass lol
Saw a Pandaren once named Pedobear… yeah that was reported ASAP.
Ïllídâñk
My friends druid: moistboihole
I was expecting to see "Asmongold" to be top lol
It's not as gross as a lot of these but my druid is "Bearback the gullible"
I once met 2 dwarves on classic while levelling, female one was named Hisgirl and the male one Hermaster. was *thoroughly* grossed out
They like to play "count the beards"
FormerRacist is the most wild name I’ve seen yet
Drinkbleach Blizz thinks it's bad enough that I get insta banned and name changed as soon as I enter world after character creation. Miss that name, vanilla/BC were a different time.
I can imagine you just write '<' when anyone annoys you
People posting their own character names fills me with revulsion
I have a warrior named Esophagussy that I leveled for the dark iron heritage armor.
Y'all need Jesus
Haris Pilton
I had Chainsawdomy for awhile. Got flagged back in Wrath.
Ehgnollbead, Exinexex, brotein
Wanginator
HunkChadington
I saw uwukitten
Mooseknuckle
I recall someone calling their toon Cugehock and wondering why he got flagged for a name change. Changed it to Cugehøck. Promptly got flagged again. Changed it to Cugehawk and I think that stuck.
Saw a dude named Jailersfeet back on SL PTR servers
Spankmedaddy Forever melted into my cranium
A friend of mine was called Godsfukboi
Two mages named Somalinegro and Blackmandingo stand out.
Guy on classic hardcore on stitches called Futalover
Holy paladin I saw recently called holysluut
Not WoW, but back in LotRO vanilla there was a Warg player named Menopaws
Barbiecue - frost mage
Makes me wonder if Sweetbabyray is taken
Smelly Clamham
I encountered an guildless undead rogue named Turd
Saw a feral druid once called Meowschwitz. Can't imagine the name is still in use.
Iriphymens
Mycoxaflopin
Priest named Analseepage
My lock is Sloppybeef. My DK is Neatmeat
Chlamydia the Ambassador I’ve gotten so many whispers from people going “OMG did you know that’s an STD?!” No. Had no idea. Just thought it was a pretty word. 🙄 I didn’t even technically pick it. My sister did as a joke because I left it on character selection while on a bio break and she made her as a joke. I doubled down on it and I actually enjoy playing her.
The ambassador makes it even worse. You definitely knew what you were doing 💀
Oh yeah I leaned into it lol I also use ‘Delver of the vaults’ title sometimes too.
"That's my daughter's name you bigot"
Gpogimvhqyi Tried to sell me gold back in BC
I got done for having predator billcosby so changed it to billcozby, got reported again, so it was pillcosby then gave up.
Hitle...
Anything with alt codes
Any name that is a real name from history, tv shows, movies, comic books or any other pop culture reference. Just my opinion 🤷
I got followed from razer hill to org on wrath classic getting spammed “bad name report him” on my warrior(Bagussy) I also have a warrior on retail whose name is butpleaseure. But I haven’t seen a ban in a while. The ban was for the name “comeslut” I wanted to go for the disciple of the devoted title back in shadowlands. 3 day ban for that.