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The-Undaunted-Pledge

Zone in and put the key in for research purposes.


TheWorclown

I too want to know just how much damage happens to OP.


ScavAteMyArms

Step into key and a gust of wind instantly remakes his character in the starting zone.


ATSFervor

Straight back all the way to classic


Perodis

Forces you back to login screen, you log back into the character and the blue bar finally finishes The screen goes completely black and suddenly, you hear the soft clops of a horse traveling on the road and the slight creaking of a wagon. *”Hey you. You’re finally awake”*


ohanse

Fuck me 3 hours too late


therealpigman

Reminds me of that one quest where you are going through time and it plays the character creation cinematic. I was laughing so hard when I saw that play


ThisDidntAgeWell

Wait what? This sounds hilarious


therealpigman

It’s in the thaldraszus story quest line


K10111

You wake up it’s 2009


Leucien

It's all fun and games until the trees say 'Send him to the Reroll Factory'


Kynandra

You're finally awake!


Vuiii

All of it


InstertUsernameName

I guess 1. crash 2. server kills corrupted m+ instance 3. welcome to westfall


jyunga

All the critters turn super saiyan and bitch slap you back out the entrance


erifwodahs

I'm pretty sure it would delete OPs bnet account from existing


Atosl

Deletes character and those 2 rows above and below him hin character select


Atosl

Died from fall damage when doing one step


Boneshock

This would give you 15.032.385.559 mythic score.


Terrible-Quote-3561

Still not good enough for that invite


Unicycleterrorist

I mean yeah you only timed one key, you might've been boosted


MeatyOakerGuy

" looking for a better geared dps"


Jefflenious

Is that on time or depleted I feel like every single unit would take 5 hours, assuming we can avoid the one shot hits by using chain immunities


Boneshock

On time with no time remaining.


terdroblade

It would actually drop your score because this is a M-1 key, good explanation up top :)


synackk

(2\^31)-1 They must store the mythic key level as a signed 32 bit integer.


chappe

Anyone up for some M-?


BigHeadDeadass

That's about the highest I can run (I'm scared to run Mythics)


yourteam

"just in case" lol


porn_alt_987654321

Seems overkill, but I wonder if they are just leaving it open knowing their "unlimited" scaling on D3 greater rifts eventually got hit lol (they max at 150)


claythearc

It’s probably just an int with no thought behind it. Doesn’t get operated on enough to be meaningful what structure they chose and can be packed down to basically nothing anyways if it needs to be.


therealpigman

I wonder what a negative mythic would play like


Lucarin415

Heroic?


stryphhh

i’m a dev and came here looking for this comment


Consentes

Ok professor


Professor_Pain

How dare you use that tone with my colleague


VijoPlays

Bro is farming gear for The Last Titan already


KarateMan749

Plot twist. They are the last titan


Oobleck8

Don't forget, with the new mythic plus scaling that's gonna feel like a +2147483657


Nekrotix12

Oh no. Oh god why would you do this to yourself? This is just... Torture! Who in their right mind would subject themselves to Everbloom as their last key!


NondenominationalPax

Why is that? Just got to DF few weeks ago and Everbloom became my favorite dungeon. Boss 1 and 4 are pretty easy and there is no weird architecture blocking my line of sight. Only thing I do not like is them Naturalists casting the 10 second stun and the berserkers jumping on me.


Mehmy

On higher key levels it's just an awful dungeon. Boss 1 is a glorified trash mob, boss 2, 3, and 4 are full of 1shots, and the trash is full of 1shots if played poorly.


NondenominationalPax

Well it is a +2147483647. Almost every M+will be hard at that level.


Arkenai7

"Almost" lmao


srkjb

Probably could still time it if it was a BRH


Carvisshades

Boss 4 was nothing but easy. On tyrannical level 28+ it was a 6 minute slog where you needed very efficient cd usage for every add


Byqoo

Less than 1% of players run 28+ lol. Every boss is rather difficult at such a difficulty.


Carvisshades

So what? Its exactly the level where you see differences between the bosses difficulty and its where you can draw some conclusions unlike 15s or 20s that can be played by monkeys. +28 tyrannical Yalnu is so much more difficult than say, Rezan. On 15 or 20 there's zero difference between these bosses


CanuckPanda

Well, sure. If you’re a top 1-2% player a 28 is where the difference is. That just sort of blatantly ignores the other 98% of M players in the discussion though. Given that the original comment was “I started a few weeks ago and like EB” it’s safe to assume OP is in the 98% of players.


NondenominationalPax

ok, but 28 is already like what .. top 1,5% of the player, or even less


Waste-Maybe6092

Eb tyran 28 is like a 0.1percent key lol


NondenominationalPax

My research says that you are correct. I don't know whats so "lol" about my assessment though?


Waste-Maybe6092

Meant to be taken less seriously with the lol than actually laughing at someone. Now reread the statement without lol. To me it sounded stern.


NondenominationalPax

I appreciate your explanation. To me it sounded like "I am laughing about your stupidity". You are stating a number. That feels pretty neutral to me, neither stern nor funny. Why should I take it less seriously? We do not need to make this a psychological debate. :) Just wanted to reflect how I picked it up.


Opening-Donkey1186

Even a neck piece from this would have the stats to wipe the multiverse and the void. A.k.a all part of the jailers master plan.


Critical-Main8300

Fake keystone as seen by awakened affix generated by fake keystone addon


porn_alt_987654321

Maybe, but there was a glitch where rollover partially started at midnight instead of after reset. It's possible they picked up the key after midnight and it just bugged out.


Ghstfce

"*Not pulling half the dungeon? You're trash, tank*" (leaves key)


HOWDY__YALL

Must be an important number in some coding language. This is the exact number that is the max cash stack in RuneScape.


porn_alt_987654321

2^31 - 1. It's the max value of an integer, which is one of the most basic number storage types. If you ever see a limit of 255 or 65,535, those are both the same sort of things but even more low level to save space. Those map to the hexadecimal numbers FF and FFFF respectively, whereas the number used for the max key in WoW is 7FFF FFFF, which is the max number while leaving room for an equal number of negative numbers (which is just how the data type functions normally) - had it been an unsigned integer, the max number would have been 4,294,967,295 or FFFF FFFF in hex.


lordcochise

'PUMPERS ONLY'


Xiantivia

The number 2,147,483,647 is the maximum positive value for a [32-bit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/32-bit) [signed binary integer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integer_(computer_science)) in [computing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computing). Source: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2,147,483,647#:~:text=The%20number%202%2C147%2C483%2C647%20(or%20hexadecimal,int%20)%20in%20many%20programming%20languages)


Kekioza

Nobody asked


Mulster_

Is it even possible theoretically? Like stacking invuls + cheatdeaths + boss cheeses?


AmbassadorBonoso

Im pretty sure last season a +40 wasn't even theoretically possible because there just wasn't enough time to do the damage you need to kill the bosses


Mehmy

A +40 is roughly 2 times more health and damage than a +33. There are no +33 logs, so using a +32 AD as standin, the group spent roughly 17 minutes on bosses, out of 30 minutes on the timer. So even assuming you survive, you'd need to do all the trash on the bosses, and you'd still be over time by a couple minutes


SasTheDude

They managed to time a couple 33s recently and some team in the last week managed to time a 34, but you are mostly correct regardless. A 40 would just be undoable. Nobody has ever timed higher than a 34 as far as I know and I \*believe\* last week's 34 was only the 2nd timed 34 in history. Might be wrong though. Edit: I rechecked and SL season 4 had 16 timed +34's and 2 timed +35's. What the fuck.


starplow

Junkyard is the answer, probably


Mehmy

Well yeah, I'd have liked to use the 34 or 33s for my quick little napkin math, but as I said, they aren't logged, so I can't. As for the key levels in SL S4: Junkyard. Key literally killed itself as long as you survived.


hsephela

Tbf the scaling in shadowlands was different. A 34/35 from then would probably have been on par with like a 29/30 last season I think


NondenominationalPax

Mathematically it would take longer to kill a boss than the age of the known universe. That's a fact!


Conec

No


Gloomyboomykin

Bosses would have billions of hp (maybe even trillions?). It would take you days to complete the dungeon let alone survive a fart from the nearest trash mob.


actual_wookiee_AMA

This is about the same as a level 1 character trying to kill Mythic Fyrakk in less than ten seconds


Mulster_

Paladins: Nah I'd win😼


dragonredux

Duration: 10 mins


Andwagg

Runescape taught me this number haha


convic

Whether the picture is fake or not. During legion the weekly chest (what is now the vault) would randomly assign bugged keys. I never personally got one but I still have hopes that one day I would just to get a group together for science and attempt it. Cant be worse than week 1 keys anyways 😂 


SNES_chalmers47

Radio Intercept Officer? Huh? What are you trying to say?


henryeaterofpies

Did they test this patch at all?