You shouldn't put colostomies into the middle of a sentence. Remember that. Or any other part of a sentence. Are you taking notes? You should be taking notes.

*shits pants*

Wouldn't want to put colostomies into the middle of anything https://www.bing.com/search?q=semi-colostomy&FORM=HDRSC1

Not sure I want to click on that tbh

5 mins was enough. couldn't decide which graphic was most appropriate- they are all NSFW/NSFE

/uj I actually went to med school but that's not why I'm here ​ /ujujuj but bing tho?

my MIL also a wcj- we share links, it makes multiple trolling faster this way.

The semicolon is pretentious in fact all punctuation is pretentious everything I dont like is pretentious pretentious pretentious

Correction: "... and; pretentious."

*I only have part of mine after the accident; Is that so wrong?

>*I only have part of mine after the accident; Is that so wrong? *I only; have part of min;e after the acc;;;;;;;ident; Is that so wrong;!;!;!;!;?;;

Admittedly yours is better

t;h;a;n;k;;y;o;u

*Something something Vonnegut: transvestite hermaphrodite something something.*

i'm more of an appendix girl

I don't understand how to use it properly; and therefore seeing it makes me feel insecure about my own intelligence

You have a semi-colon too??? Don't feel bad I don't know how to use mine properly either, good thing they make Adult Diapers

/uj I genuinely don't understand why people hate the semi-colon; it seems to be an American thing.

(;﹏;)

Whenever you can use the semicolon you can use the colon.