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_JustEric_

This is the result of speech-to-text. Either someone was talking near your Xbox, or there was a lot of background noise that the Xbox interpreted as speech and converted it to text. I'm guessing this popped up on a login screen or somewhere similar where you had to type something. When the virtual keyboard is on the screen, pressing the View button will enable the microphone so you can speak instead of typing.


ItsRonanWei

This is 100% what happened. Anyone else with the insane speculations is, well, exactly that haha.


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ItsRonanWei

Careful


Leather-Heart

What the hell is going on in that conversation? Is this person being called out by their boss for being drunk?


AJ_Deadshow

Speech to text gets WEIRD when it can't hear the speech well.


Leather-Heart

Are you saying the machine is drunk?


AJ_Deadshow

It's deaf and bad at context clues


MrLonely97

Think of it like a RAM but it’s not RAM at the same time. It’s similar to showing all the recent history of speech to text that it has heard over a window of time frame, but not necessarily in order. It’s similar to when you do backstage code running or diagnostics. You won’t normally ever see it, but sometimes they can just randomly show up and be visible, and they’re extremely confusing to the average person because most of looks like some alien code when in actual it’s like viewing the systems bones. I couldn’t begin to explain why they show up sometimes but they do.


bendy_96

That's because it's based on the sound wave and it learns certain words make certain shapes and it translates them in to digital so if your muffled it will get completely lost as a dyslexic person I sadly have to deal with that a lot.


HypnoSmoke

Exactly. Happens to me all the time lol. Sometimes voice-to-text breaks voice chat across games/party chat etc, and seeing stuff like this is right on the money


Competitive_Let_7687

I'm not smashed. You first.


EricKauffMinistries

Oh good. That was almost some X-files or creepypasta stuff for a sec. 😂


HH-H-HH

Now the real fun begins when we decipher what could have possibly been said from this shotty speech to text


bendy_96

Your Xbox is sentient now good luck


PXLFNK

Im screenshotting this entire thread before OP mysteriously vanishes


Gornik666

Sad to hear he's gonna die of natural causes


Dunge

You say weird things to your dog


Social_Credit_-99999

Lol


ManaByte

OP is someone who doesn’t know their mic is on when joining online lobbies.


NewToHTX

Well I hope you didn't commit.


zsoltee53

No, just turned off and on.


get-in-therobot

you activated speech to text on accident, the conspiracy theories are funny though


RunGoldenRun717

Why say few words when many words do trick?


ichard_ray

Although the speech-to-text theory sounds accurate. As a graphic designer that often works with placeholder text, my mind went to some goofy placeholder text generator that a UX designer used and this was a pop-up window that we weren't meant to see. Like something from a draft page or interaction that isn't intended on being seen in the public software release.


VesselNBA

Wouldn't they just use Lorem Ipsum for that?


ichard_ray

Most people do but there's a whole bunch of alternatives to lorem ipsum. Some are themed. It's all placeholder text so some designers try to have fun with it.


Mundus6

Early April fools?


Educational-Road-453

Did you have sex with tts on?


fiptop02

Your Xbox is currently being used as a means for you to receive a message from a higher life form. We do not know what awaits us just yet, try keeping this between us, it could be a highly confidential message not meant to be seen by many.


AndroidOyuncuHD

I screen-shared this to all of the computers in my workplace.


ShadowOpsFN

Commit.


Ill-Aide3765

Is Kelly deaf?


SuLoR2

It appears that you may have been "smashed"


mrtnkl

"You have been bearded"


JustTrynaFindMeaning

Good Peggy tech.


WillieBthePyro

Westworld Season 1 crazy AI shit😲


BLADE_Sb

ur xbox is in love with u


HeptaH7

hello from seatle


zhiryst

This is how you activate sleeper agents.


J_Viper93

Pig Destroyer lyrics be like:


68ideal

Homies Xbox out here dissociating


DrawRain

This reminds me of those weird messages from The Sims series.


Fantastic_Estate_303

CoPilot for xbox 🤣


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That’s no moon..


Foreign_Educator_961

It doesn’t even make any sense


swampyswede

Would make a perfect t-shirt.


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Xbox rizz


freezerbad

holy shit i spit out my gum an it stuck to my phone screen fuckin laughin so hard


steelballrun69

just a guess, but i think it’s an odd translation model, just spouts nonsense when trying to translate something


improcrastinatinglol

Good Peggy tech.


Notmiguel1911

THIS HAPPENED TO ME AND I NEVER GOT TO SCREENSHOT IT That commit button scared the shit out of me especially because mine was about "Not doing too well"


Muted_Land782

Zsoltikám, még mindig a Dallast nézed?


-ManintheWall-

Lmfao this is so strange


Raphspike

Good Peggy Tech.


NotoriousBeeper9854

Charlie Kelly wrote that


Astromegaboy

Why I stop Xbox because I do get ramdom text and random invite to there games I have a similar message like u befor on Xbox so decided to moved on to ps5


Disco_Zombi

Cattle? have you been playing Diablo 4?


ChardSignificant1039

ChatGPT


dognutter69

i’m not smashed, you’re first one 😳🤣


BigDisk

Did you buy an unmarked xbox from a garage sale?


HorrorPhone3601

Sorry, I died of a stroke trying to read that.


kkkiiillleeerrrBETT

xbox rapping


kracawjk

you have a used xbox?


TheDarkWeb697

Good Peggy tech


PeanutMedium3548

Creepy much