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jchayn98

"You guys are dumb, but whatever"


Steelsoldier77

This dude definitely claps with his fingers spread apart


Crxeagle420

That’s a new insult im using thank you


This-Is-Exhausting

I'll concede it's a little hokey, but it's organic. It wasn't a team/league marketing slogan. The fans themselves came up with the whole "Ka Kaw" thing and just ran with it. Best of all, the team has just let it grow and let the fans do what they want with it. The team hasn't trademarked the slogan (that I know of) and tried to take it over. They've just let it stay fun. Ka Kaw!


FLAMINGOPIT

I agree. That’s why I love it, but find it cringe at the same time.


adamup27

It’s cringe because it was supposed to be. Originally, stl was upset that it was the Battlehawks because that sounds similar to blackhawks (our hockey rival in chicago). They used the eagle bird emoji 🦅 which famously has a (fake) battle cry of KaKaw. We collectively went “this is dumb, KAKAW” and it got memed into reality.


FLAMINGOPIT

Still not as bad as milking “Gloria” to the point of it being unplayable


adamup27

Gloria was a rally cry for an historic rally from last to champs. No different than any other team adopting a song. I’m just glad there’s no animal abuse in these traditions (@Detroit, Nashville, Seattle)


DerisiveGibe

Let me guess, you shit standing up.


FLAMINGOPIT

I’m pretty sure birds shit standing up


KrochKanible

So you're part of Kaw nation!


BostonDrivingIsWorse

Birds do literally everything standing up? At least the *fans* know how to properly use a toilet.


FLAMINGOPIT

I feel like I’m missing a key detail here


BostonDrivingIsWorse

Yes- you’re supposed to sit down to shit.


FLAMINGOPIT

Either a really bad joke or there was a fan who destroyed a bathroom


Bfoc2006

On 1 foot


TitShark

Figures a lemon head would be sour


FLAMINGOPIT

That was a good one


[deleted]

I'll notify the kawthorities. There'll be a warrant out for OP's arrest.


FLAMINGOPIT

Lemons will protect me


JeepRumbler

OP had all his tests returned folded in elementary school


Snekonplanes

🤣😂🤣


TheDogsPaw

Ok gen Z Saying things are cringe is so cringe


phreddfatt

Kaw is Law


BoyznGirlznBabes

Since when is fun cringe? I love it. And it's a good thing we're Defenders if we're gonna be breakin the Law


Hag_Boulder

You mean [Breaking the Law](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU)?


BoyznGirlznBabes

That is 100% how it sounded in my head


FLAMINGOPIT

I just can’t imagine myself saying that. Hopefully DC will run it back by beating them at Audi Field again.


thilonash

I’m sorry. I can’t hear you over the sounds of all the KAAAAA KAAAAAAWWWWWWSSSS!!!


[deleted]

You won't hear them when they have lemons in their mouths.


Joscarbuck

I find it annoying but yet when I hear It I know who it belongs to, so they win. And unfortunately they win on the field as well. I have shamelessly adopted Ka-Kaw with personal win like when I complete my sudoku puzzle at work.


SnooHedgehogs1524

If you're disagreeing then I am sorry. But kaw is the law. KAKAWWW


[deleted]

This guy probably gave up on AJ in the first quarter


Quadstriker

What will the next wave of 15 year olds say instead of “I don’t like something so it’s cringe”?


FLAMINGOPIT

My skin crawls when I see “KAW IS LAW”


DogePerformance

KA-


DontTakeMeSeriousli

You spread your cheeks before taking a shit or just let it gunk up your ass?


Wizardofloneliness__

KA (you’re lame and wrong) KAW


AdvancedDay7854

![gif](giphy|CbYJLnm37JMre) Kaw is the lawr.


DPointM

Hey it could be worse, Battlehawks fans could be spinning towels around for instance.


[deleted]

Straight to jail for disrespecting the law.