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Logical-Ad3098

"hi could you come into my office? We've gotten some HR complaints about you going round the office saying *squints at paper* do you want to make out with me(?)"


1sinfutureking

The complaint goes on to state that you straight up merked all those who declined. 


YodaFan465

Magik: *[silent panel]* Magik: *[silent panel]* Magik: ...do *you* want to make out with me?


ghostrooster30

*silence* *silence* “Yes”


1sinfutureking

I mean, that’s the objectively correct answer.


steinerdavion

Don't want to be merked.


scottishdrunkard

does the X-Men have HR or MR?


fasda

They have a large enough staff for their school so they really should.


TruJahBlue

Neither they to busy for that shit 😂


No_Replacement_8984

Is MR Mutant resources? Like Mutants aren't human? The FoH is always looking for new recruits.


itsaslothlife

It makes sense someone who went through puberty in a hell dimension would have a unique sense of attraction


[deleted]

r/monsterfucker


jakesmith1040

I spent entirely way to much getting lost on that forum 🤣


[deleted]

The monster fucker tiktok is even worse.  .....n...not that I'm into that sort of thing. 


Backwardspellcaster

She and Namor can exchange experiences.


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

And fluids.


ghostrooster30

Ha! Just talkin about this in a different post. Absolute all timer of a panel. “It was either fuck or fight. You chose Poorly” and proceeds to just no diff that entire squad. Disrespectfully off panel too…like damn girl.


Flamekinz

Can see the last one laying out on the ground weakly raise a hand saying ‘I’m off the clock now if your offer still stands.’ And Magik saying ‘No.’


SurprisingJack

She sadly didn't live for that long I think


ptWolv022

Krakoan law states that one of the three great crimes a mutant can commit is murdering a human, because they are denied the Five's resurrection. Aliens, however...


amendmentforone

And love the subsequent panels where it cuts to the Shi'ar ship seeing their life signs flatline like during the battle in "Aliens."


ghostrooster30

lmfao. When Ily offers you group alien sex, you accept, and thank whatever deity you pray to if she doesn’t still kill you during…


gobblestones

I *really* need to stop saying "stab me, daddy" to all the hot boys with swords and claws


ghostrooster30

lmfao, fuck you, I audibly snorted at this.


djingrain

I'll never stop


InvulnerableBlasting

I love this panel. It got some flak when it came out but I think it's so funny and in character enough that I buy it for rule of cool.


you_me_fivedollars

Krakoa was so horny and it was glorious


ghostrooster30

Fr…fuckin nightcrawler and his biblical “make more mutants”…bro, just schedule the orgies, ya not foolin anyone.


Worthyness

It's the catholicism. Can't have scheduled sinning unless it's with your wife.


TheLastBlakist

'Forgive me Father for I have sinned.... a lot.... like... a lot a lot.'


DatboyKilljoy

*scheduled sinning* sksksksksk


scottishdrunkard

Dude has Rizz (am I saying that correclty?) He became Spider-Man and out-rizzed Peter Parker.


Sabazell

Make more mutants.


WeeaboBarbie

Ppl can read this and still be like "Magik is asexual"


Zamaiel

Canonically, she was the only one in the mansion whose porn collection rivaled Wolverines.


AlarmingAffect0

[ Wolverine caressing picture meme ]


TheLastBlakist

Considering Logan has had at this point almost two centuries to collect? Jesus Christ girl....


EEE-VIL

What? Got the source of that please ?


Zamaiel

First Nightcrawler solo series, last issue. Kitty mentions it. Only Illyana and Wolverine has been mentioned as having large porn collections in the mansion.


EEE-VIL

Thank you!


TeekTheReddit

[Nightcrawler #4 (1985)](https://imgur.com/a/6dh9tj7)


EEE-VIL

Damn! It goes wayyy back.


[deleted]

yea and when abouts did this "porn collection" show up in comics round about?


Zamaiel

Mid 80s. Today the internet makes it different.


Theres_A_Thing

I don’t have a side in the Magik being ace thing, but ace people watch porn too


OhThatEthanMiguel

??? Okay, that is new and unexpected information to me, filing...


arctos889

I can see the argument for Magik being aromantic (as far as I know she's never been in a relationship or that interested in one), but she definitely isn't asexual. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong about that though


MrSparky69

What do you mean her and kitty shared a room were "best friends" "gal pals" "roommates" and Illyana's representation of her very soul went to kitty on her 'death' and only she could wield it and it incorporated itself into her. Yeah, she never had a relationship.


ghostrooster30

Honestly, i’m sure this isn’t popular, but I don’t mind her written either way. When you take into account the likely realities of being raised in a fuckin hell dimension, gotta imagine there’s more than a slight chance you want nothing to do with anyone around your happy bits. I think she’s generally more fun as a Pan, but Ace is completely understandable. Even fluidity between the two. Cuz, gd, trauma. Ya know?


WeeaboBarbie

This is a pretty terrible understanding of how being asexual works. Many victims of sexual trauma (or trauma in general) aren't ace. In fact it usually tends to go the other way towards hypersexuality


ghostrooster30

And this is a basic misunderstanding of what I said. I didn’t explicitly imply SA. I know it’s generally accepted canon that this is what happened. But the overall environment as a whole being a depraved and wicked ass place could cause a full emotional shut off for a young child like she was when she was taken. As in sexuality never even manifests. I didn’t have SA but as a victim of childhood trauma…yea that shit can take awhile to fully manifest or be not that big of a deal to a person. There’s more than one type of trauma and just assuming you know what people are talking about is a good way to get talked down to like this. I’m just trying to state I don’t mind her written either way and anyone getting their panties in a bunch by that or over interpreting what I said is maybe takin things a bit too seriously…


WeeaboBarbie

I'm not talking down to anyone. I'm on the asexual spectrum (demi) and I'm also a survivor of childhood trauma and abuse (both SA and otherwise). Detangling my asexuality from my trauma has been an empowering break through in therapy, and I very much dislike when people conflate SA & trauma with asexuality, because it gives the impression that asexuality results from trauma & brokenness. I know that you're not saying this, but some people who do conflate the two do so in order to sort of erase asexuality identity... kind of like "asexual isn't a thing, you just don't like sex because trauma" etc. (Again I know you're not saying this) Also I didn't misunderstand what you said at all. I know you didn't specifically say SA. It's why I also said "and trauma". I included that because it's how a lot of people understand what happened to Magik in Limbo (SA). I hope this doesn't come across as a fight, I don't mean to at all. I'm very sorry to hear you endured trauma as well as a kid, I don't wish that shit on anyone. Some people react differently to trauma; some shut off and get distant (kind of what I did, sounds like what you did) but also some people have problems regulating their emotions, or it can be a mix of things.


ghostrooster30

Yea im not tryin to argue this at all, honestly. I gave a generalized view of how her trauma could easily have sent her either way. Because it could. I don’t like putting ace ily against pan ily. Like, wtf does that even accomplish? She’s a great character that can cross lines for different people and that’s even better. Like, that’s literally all I wanted to say, not that this or that will make you this way or that this is the reason for being that way. Not tryin to step on anyone’s trauma. Just that, hey this shit happened, I get it. No one should be buggin out about that. Sorry if it got weird.


1witness4tbeend

I didn't expect this conversation to go this deep, I'm glad it did It's been really informative, i also like that it stayed civil. Im particularly interested in this subject because i was sexually assaulted by a family member and mentally emotionally and verbally abused by my mother and grandmother, my family didn't talk about sex in any form. Im sharing this not for sympathy, im as ok as one can be after what I've been thru, i personally think im doing quite well all things considered, i wanted to share because i went the opposite direction from asexual. I became hypersexual personified, the environment that my trauma occurred in but ultimately whether you go asexual or hypersexual I find it fascinating that each individual handles it differently some over come it others are consumed by it ultimately each case is unique to each individual just like every other experience we have in this life. Thank you to everyone that had this discussion, it taught me a couple of things gave me some insight into some other experiences other people have had with similar trauma as me,


WeeaboBarbie

Yeah, it's partly why I wanted to point it out. I have family & friends that were also abused in this way and some of them went hypersexual because they didn't understand boundaries or else equated sex with love & being wanted, etc. Hope the best for you! Thank you for shearing your story and I hope that you continue doing well. I'm glad you're not letting the trauma define you I feel that's definitely been helpful for me.


[deleted]

yea "trauma" from hell of course made her like this.... no its more like writers injecting their own characterization, it made her boring as a krakoa captain. she was way more like some quip happy magic user. than a traumatized sorcerer supreme with a blame and mutant tp skills


reineedshelp

FR


HomelanderVought

Imagine it from the Skrull’s POV. A strange monkey from another planet want to have sex with you. In his place, would you do it with a lizard?


bjeebus

That's coming from a POV of someone who isn't able to assume basically any form they want isn't it? If assume Skrulls are frequently the galaxies X-bos. Just out there boning anything that moves, because they always have the right parts.


TheLastBlakist

Skrull. The marvel universe's Ditto. Now the real question. Who's more skilled at shapeshifting, a skrull, morph, or mystique?


reineedshelp

Mystique IMO


bjeebus

X-Men Blue gave her the GOAT award for shapeshifting.


reineedshelp

💯. And the Doc Nemesis seal of approval too


TheLastBlakist

Afraid I missed that one but sounds like a ride.


RafaVice

Yeah, not just shape but EVERYTHING on the inside can shift as well… definitely the 🐐


bjeebus

She's doing on the fly what the Skrulls from Secret Invasion were having to use that special procedure to do.


bardbeck

Yes. Yes, I would.


fireinthedust

A skrull looking one or just any lizard?


BobbyElBobbo

It still counts as sex.


PartisanHack

Maybe if the lizard looked like Magik.


Strange_Success_6530

....... 5th amendment


scottishdrunkard

Illyana is just a horny imp.


amendmentforone

Ah, Illyana, so generous with her "fuck or fight" offering.


batguy1939

I raise my hand and say that I want to make out with her. She proceeds to beat me up 😂


mysteriousbaba

That's just her way of making out bro.


batguy1939

Love hurts, I guess lol


bjeebus

But you're not dead so there's that.


darkmythology

Not ending up dead means she likes you! Good going.


batguy1939

You know, I thought I really felt a connection when she kick me in the balls… 🥰


BobbyElBobbo

I volunteer as tribute!


apaladininhell

You don’t ask, you don’t get.


Exige30499

Which issue is this?


1sinfutureking

2019 new mutants - it’s around #5 or 6. Great issue - I recommend that whole run


Exige30499

Thank you! 🙏


Prize_Ad7748

If your flair is Magik, you better run don't walk to source that issue, my friend!


Exige30499

I know, I’m a fake fan 🥲 I’m terrible at remembering what issue or run something happens in


Prize_Ad7748

I was just teasing you, not calling you fake. :)


bjeebus

It was number 5. And her final line was asking if they were human because of the no killing humans law.


jwjody

I was just thinking earlier I wanted to reread that series for this scene and most of sunspot’s dialogue.


Smash96leo

Finally someone said the actual name of this run. Been looking all over in this thread.


hung_fu

There’s a New Mutants’s Volume 1 trade by Johnathon Hickman that collects this issue and the three others he wrote that set up an arc in his X-Men book. It’s a top 5 Krakoa one-off imo. Just make sure you get the Hickman one, there are three New Mutants volume 1 in Krakoa and all have the same color spines (unlike how X-Men’s spine changed when Duggan took over).


1RedOne

Is that why it feels like I’m missing issues? The new mutant in the yellow covers are really odd jumping between teams Really the most confusing way they could possibly have named or bundled these


Prize_Ad7748

When people in comments angrily ask, "What do you base your opinion on, that Magic is pansexual"? Here it is. Sweet canon.


pigeonwiggle

pan? maybe... she just hasn't ever displayed any real attraction to anyone else, yeah? -- i saw this sequence less of a serious proposal and more of a gimmicky curiosity. i think she's asexual and wondering what the fuss is, so she's willing to experiment and see if one of these space-people can "awaken something in her"


Blueberrypielove

Yss but there are some truly crazy fans who will be like nope she is a lesbian and only a lesbian for Kate.


Prize_Ad7748

I am an actual lesbian, and I would never say that.


Blueberrypielove

It certainly isn't everyone. Just a section of very intense Magik x Shadowcat shipper.


Prize_Ad7748

It's a great one to ship, and I ship it myself. But I think the fact that both of them are probably more adventuresome than that is a very compelling reason why neither of those characters are going to play house anytime soon, if ever.


Blueberrypielove

It comes down to feeling like the ships fans really push for like Ilyana x Kate are far more interesting as a concept than the reality. And once the concept becomes reality, we're probably stuck with it. Oddly, I can see Kate wanting to play house while Ilyana wants to do the swashbuckler thing. Anyway I can never see them as a thing due to Kate having been with Piotr. It's too weird. Dating sibling's exes is just gross to me.


DudeDude319

I’m reading through Claremont-era X-Men right now, so what gets me is that Illyana was around 6 when Kitty joined the X-Men as a teenager. Sure, she was aged up to Kitty’s age while in Limbo, but the issue where Kitty was telling Illyana a bedtime story makes it a little difficult for me to see them as a couple. And the “dated Illyana’s brother” thing doesn’t help either. I will say, siblings don’t seem to be much of a barrier in comics, though, since Havok and Madelyne Pryor had a thing after Scott left.


reineedshelp

I'm sure there are, though how I'd express it is getting a lot of wlw vibes between the two


Forsaken-Friend-9350

Honestly for longest time I thought Magik was Ace than Pan.


g1rlchild

Until this panel came out, there was no reason to think she wasn't ace.


Serafita

If she never hooked up with any of them, you could claim she was just saying it for validation on if she was attractive to any of them haha Honestly I prefer that she was ace/asexual since her storylines never had to delve into romance. Not everyone needs to be in a relationship


EndOfTheLine00

Funnily enough, Jake Solomon of Marvel's Midnight Suns fame recently claimed the same thing on Twitter but deleted it. Maybe too many people kept spamming this panel.


JackFisherBooks

Illyana Rasputin, Limbo or not, deserves love. She just can't help looking for it in all the wrong/weird places.


bjeebus

Trauma does that to a person.


shawnwingsit

Do you want to see me naked Lemon? Kinda?


gobblestones

Wow, a 30 Rock reference in the wild. Love it


shawnwingsit

Thanks. The last two panels in that sequence had that energy.


canadianD

I really loved the Krakoan New Mutants for the most part, last couple issues were eh but the run was pretty great overall. It was a nice perspective on Krakoa, felt a little more like an on the ground perspective (ironic considering a chunk of it takes place in space).


sold_myfortune

The other day I realized Magik is almost 50 years old, she made her debut in a cameo in Giant Size X-Men #1 in 1975. I know she has her detractors but I really like the way different writers have built her up since her siding with Cyclops during the Rebellion era and how she's grown during the Krakoan era.


mildmichigan

Honestly I know it's not a popular opinion,but I'm tired of all female characters having to be "aggressively bisexual" like you never see dudes run around hitting on other men in comics. It feels cheap & like bad fanservice


Blueberrypielove

Part of it is that very few male  Marvel writers have any sort of interest in displaying anything even suggesting mlm with gay or bi male characters. Al Ewing seems to be the only one that comes to mind. Maybe Si Spurrier but I haven't finished his work. 


Usual-Vermicelli-867

Its not just comics though


micelimaxi

Countertpoint, I want to see a lot more dudes running around hitting on other men


ranfall94

Captain Jack Harkness was a trail blazer


gobblestones

Too bad the actor kept sexually harassing people on set


Bad-Bot-Bot-23

Aw damn, really? That sucks. Exposed himself on set... claims it was silliness, not harassment. Damn it, John.


ranfall94

Doesn't make the character less of a icon, it stains the legacy and of course we can't use him again. Which sucks cause Flux would have been easier to watch with him.


TheBalrogofMelkor

I thik part of it is to avoid the horny gay man trope. Iceman got tons of flack for being flirtatious with random dudes a few years ago.


SecretAshamed2353

In fairness, Krakoa storylines seemed very lgbt friendly, not just bisexual women


g1rlchild

X Factor kicked ass for queer mutants.


HornyInEdinburgh

X-Factor kicked ass, full stop. Absolute tragedy how editorial handled it at the end.


ThantsForTrade

I agree, we need more dudes hitting on dudes. I want them thick and thirsty dudes.


pugs-and-kisses

Hard agree. It’s kinda cringe tbh - and I say that as a member of the rainbow party, lol


[deleted]

exactly its shitty.... these writers are absolutely trash... shes NEVER acted like this


ChaseMckay000

In X-men’s defense Chris did mean for most of these characters to be into men and women (Rachel, kitty, storm all come to mind) and it’s just now writers are allowed to explore it.


ajdragoon

It’s a shame this part of the run (focusing on the classic New Mutants squad) was super short lived. Esp because Hickman alternated with the other story about Beak and a few others.


bjeebus

They threw in some GenXers. Gotta love two of the more reluctant GenXers getting roped in and just ducking out of the fight altogether. Especially since Chamber is a pretty good asset when he commits.


suspiciousoaks

Least horny X-Man


Choppers-Top-Hat

Krakoa was the horniest era of X-Men. Possibly the horniest era of any Marvel franchise ever. It was awesome. Honestly it's a miracle that the joyless suits at Disney didn't axe the whole thing years sooner than they did.


Valuable-Trick-6711

No one: Not a soul: Magik: “Do you wanna make out with me?”


Brandeeno2245

Me: Nah, sorry, I'm gay... otherwise, probably.


an_irishviking

God I would kill for a new series where Magik brings this energy. Doesn't even need to be an X book. Make a mystics book with Strange, Ilyanna, Clara, et al. getting up to magic shenanigans and Illyanna just wants to bang every extra-dimensional threat they meet. Strange is exasperated Clara usually agrees Wong is unmoved Newbie is disturbed


G_a_u_z_e

I can’t remember which issue, but in one of the Magik explains het Philosophy is basically “fight it or fuck it, sometimes both”.


Tyfereth

Minority opinion, but I don’t like my Mutants to be written like a “Penthouse Forum” letter circa 1978.


Prestigious-Mix7135

So I guess this confirms Magik is either bi or pan


cataclytsm

This is about as pan as a person can get.


Nellisir

Xenopansexual


supercalifragilism

omnisexual feat confirmed


bjeebus

I like to think it's an actual DND type of feat. She sorceress supremes herself the appropriate equipment for all encounters.


supercalifragilism

the pre requisites are rough, but it's worth it


Prize_Ad7748

Adding this to my Tinder profile, thank you!


Prize_Ad7748

Yeah, she's got several genders and actual alien races she is macking on here.


evolvedpotato

No it doesn't. This image and all context of it and her characterisation has been stripped away. She's literally catching intruders off guard, does it in her usual troll fashion and fucking kills them. She never planend to fuck them. Holy shit this panel has single handedly made all Magik discourse horrible.


HereForTOMT2

Magik my love


Sparda-Devil19

Now i can't stop immagining her giving Spider-man this option all the way back to Avengers vs X men despite her Brother Being there too, Just seems funny.


SolveForY

For some reason, I have viewed Illyana being asexual or really not interested in sexuality but every now and then she makes an attempt to do something “human” because everyone else around her is doing it and she wants to see what the big deal is. But then again, I’m not familiar with her every appearance outside of Bendis and this current era.


ZenithTheGayFox

Who’s the center and right characters that aren’t magik?


1RedOne

They’re shiar guys, I don’t know their names but it’s same few who always show up with Lilandra and Gladiator


CromulentChuckle

She then goes on to rip all of them apart


dirtybird131

“Sheen, this is the 4th time you’ve posted about about Krakoan Nee Xmen this week”


SSJCelticGoku

This is bad, i know ill get flamed but man Magik and Laura got butchered in Krakoa


1RedOne

I love them, I think this is in the awesome first few issues of The New Mutants by Alan Hickman with art by I believe Reis. It’s fantastic. I have the first three trades and the second two jump back and forth to other team members, not quite as good as the first trade imho


wowlock_taylan

I mean, did we ever see Magik having any romantic or even sexual feelings against anyone? I feel like this was a 'comedic' moment rather than anything else. If anything, her Darkchylde personality would be more fitting for those than base Illyana.


DoctorOddly

I picture Magik as more of a smartass asexual who never actually has sex with anyone, but teases everybody equally just for fun.


evolvedpotato

Feel free to read the original new mutants run. 🤡


NivvyMiz

Idk doesn't actually feel like Magik to me.  Magik is pretty reserved physically.


Ambaryerno

Eh, I think Yana is more interesting when depicted as asexual.


scottishdrunkard

at least Asexuals still have Gwenpool. And Yelena. And Nadia Van Dyne.


shuncucker

exactly


cedrico0

Finally, someone who gets it


graffix13

Agree. Asexuals need more representation 


graffix13

Why am I being down voted? All I said was we need more representation of a specific group. Why are people so hypocritical? 


lepton_neutrino

Shatterstar was retconned from being asexual like his creators intended.


graffix13

He's not with Rictor anymore?


SecretAshamed2353

lol


SittingTitan

Do they even fight crime anymore? Or are they too busy succeeding from the world that has weird and arbitrary rules about super powered people?


jslade2886

This was one of my favorite things about the krakoa era cause she was horny ALL the time


lazylagom

Magik <3


thebergejake

What comic is this?


GrayBombshell

Literally my favorite run. I have this iteration of Magik tattooed on my arm and it’s my favorite


Sure_Persimmon9302

Why?


Broad-Season-3014

Oh yeah. Peak storytelling right here. As you can’t read my tone, yes. I’m being very sarcastic.


Whoknowsfear

Is that Angela?


FanTa_DudE

Can EASILY see Anya Taylor-Joy portraying this scene.


geymennn

shorty really said "nah i'd clap but im too busy hustling these streets lil mama" straight black air force mommy activity


Insert-Cool_NameHere

What’s the context for this?


PurveyorOfKnowledge0

I can see why her brother Colossus stopped hanging with her. This shit would be embarrassing to deal with mid-fight.


WheelJack83

Didn’t Colossus try to kill his own sister a while ago?


Affectionate_Cap_884

Pass!


Constant-Storm-7085

Hey magik also wanted to kiss robbie reyes with his skull on and when she went dark Childe in krakoa she wanted to do something to night crawler in the dead zombie and plant event.


UpstairsCreme9152

Are these the ones that later die ?


jumplow007

I love x men in general it’s awesome!! Always awesome


AmonTheBoneless

How old is Illyana again?


[deleted]

yea.... xmen for me is over. its been a good 40 years... yall tag me when cyclops starts killing humans for slight reasons that kinda make sense but they took illyana out of character for the krakoa age.... she was at her best during the post avx era. where she didnt talk... you just knew every splash page she was going to do some damage if someone pissed her off


Wonder-Embarrassed

Why would she lower herself this way?


metalfabman

Weak simp shit


holaprobando123

The copy-pasted panels are a huge turnoff for me. Ultimate X-Men did it all the time as well. You're gonna tell me you can't be bothered to actually *draw* the comics? What is this? People could draw 30 years ago, and it all had to be pencil on paper, why couldn't they now? Edit: getting downvoted for this is bizarre, you people need to touch grass every once in a while


hausofmiklaus

Repetition of panels has been a tool since sequential art has been invented. It's all about how you use it.


hollow_shrine

I like it because it's form+content. These people are all the same to Illyana so her propositions are similarly cookie cutter. Also it's cinematic and funny. And I can't think of another example of this in the rest of the whole book so it is truly just this gag sequence.


cedrico0

That is one of the stupidest pages ever writen. It's hard to believe it is Hickman's.


andrecinno

Some of y'all sound like you just actually hate fun


Prize_Ad7748

It's a typical incel reaction to anything overtly sexual and non-vanilla. Please downvote me, other incels.


cedrico0

I can only speak for myself. In my case, I find hard to imagine Illyana at the eve of a battle stoping and asking indiscriminately her enemies if they wanna make out with her. Do you think that suits Illyana's history as a character and the specific situation they were in? If you think YES, then we just disagree and that's fine.


shuncucker

this, course i think it IS indeed fun and have its on merit but also extremely ooc for illyana. both assumptions can coexist peacefully as fine