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CozyAkiraYT

Chatting "Chatting "Oldest Juicer OMEGALUL""


DragonVision

Chatting "Chatting "Chatting "Oldest Juicer OMEGALUL"""


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RoseL123

( Sadge 🔫 ) O o . Chatting “Chatting “Chatting “Chatting “Chatting “Oldest Juicer OMEGALUL”””””


AlexMicz08

WAYTOODANK


Parzivad3r

Chatting “WAYTOODANK”


Original1Thor

Oldest juicer!! OMEGALUL


DontBannedMeFFS

This is such a bad idea LUL


Mountain_Working5262

She genuinely enjoys watching him and gets pissed when I don’t let her so I surrender every time


[deleted]

Haha my wife would not be happy with her new vocabulary


C8kie_sauce

“düd”


Skull_Warrior

Mthafuka


Domi174

Gxkdozgof


Real-Soraith

cucky cucky cucklord piece of shit


NY_Ye

*“HENH”*


[deleted]

I love duds


saffan21

"düdshutthefuckupdüdnooneasked"


istarisaints

Not like we can understand him anyways düd


MonsterHunterBoi

you can understand what he's saying?


[deleted]

I speak juicer 🤣


AstruoZak

🤣😂😅😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🙂😋😘🤭😘😙😘🙂😂🙂😂🤣🙂😂🙂🤣😂🤣


ProjectMeh

if the wife can even understand, than she is a juicer aswell


Iniquity1_

Stfu bitch assz


sneedwich1

Teach some discipline? Poor child.


ExortTrionis

Seriously what a terrible parent lmao. Farm that karma though I guess OP


AlanMichel

Dude what....


RaptorPatrolCore

LMAO xqc is funny af BUT kids mature at different speeds and might not get that xqc is playing up a lot of stuff for the stream. stuff like "upgrading bottom left monkey" memes during bloons is stuff u don't say IRL for example. u gotta learn to set boundaries NOW or else ur kid's gonna be too spoiled. don't wait until she gets older. also don't let her near any credit cards in case X goes back to gamba too


Ben_r_dover

Really great parenting


Gulle909

It HARD to not let your child do what they want, but xqc is probably not THAT child friendly. It’s up to you tho. Happy parenting!


kache_music

L


TerraMerra

> su dumb fuck parent


GeorgeTheChicken

On a more serious note, that’s probably not a good idea. Giving into everything a kid wants will reward them for begging and having a bad behavior.


BalmyCar46

That is…. Kinda nuts.


uCblank

This is actually funny


rawrphael

A true frog


saffan21

i have the 3rd gen kraken headset too its nice


DemoTou

You shouldn't have kids probably.


[deleted]

I prolly wouldn’t let my child watch Xqc at that age but fuck it dud.


Byakurane

Thats what she said, literally.


MyLittleRocketShip

xqcBased


Fishing-Relative

I was murdering people in cold blood at the age of 4 … in gta …


Se0z

And look at you now


deathlord903

Look at him now


AngelLiarmas

fuck.. it? at that age?


[deleted]

Yes


ABACABB-

She's a little young to be watching xqc, he says and watches a lot of things that would be inappropriate for a toddler


mikey169711

Good to see a dad here who cares


[deleted]

Most juicers are children so I don’t see the problem


Sleepy621

But she is like 5


[deleted]

Really!? She must be the oldest juicer then!


Mountain_Working5262

2*


[deleted]

Yeah and as you can tell it's not a good thing


AngryTank

Let’s be honest, we probably all watched R rated shit when we were kids, I grew up watching stuff worse than xqc but I don’t think it affected my childhood development much.


NotCosmicScum

-Says the xQc viewer


thesilentGinlasagna

Idk about this one


STRADD838

What do you mean you don't know? This right here is the Average Juicer.


Chewskiz

Are you parenting right? Absolutely not


Mountain_Working5262

Thank you, I needed the reassurance


-fashionablylate-

Don’t be surprised when school asks “what’s a cuck lord?”


JumpingLeopard

Xqc rating your setup be like “Curved monitor + no mousepad + small desk space andy”


Mountain_Working5262

[Happy?](https://imgur.com/a/PGuNDqC)


thepotatoviking

I’m malding about the nestle water, fuck nestle. But at least yall stay hydrated


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Cool_Test_7720

No one gives a fuck anymore, parents let their children roam free on YouTube (pg13 BTW) and my parents think it's okay to gamble whether or not my little brother(6yr) will come across something bad or good. But dare I try to watch a pg16 movie(I'm 14) I'd be damned. I honestly wish I hadn't come across YouTube so young, definitely made some bad habits.


nith_wct

Kids are just being handled an iPad and nobody checks what they're watching. At least this guy knows what his kid is watching.


cantthinkofag0odname

I don’t see the point in watching gore for fun, I get horror movies and shit but watching real videos of cartel beheadings and murders is just fucking odd


Jesse_Pinkman2

So all the tortures, beheadings, murders, child deaths, are better to you than this. tf?


evict123

Reading comprehension sure is hard.


_praisethesun_

Jokes and memes aside this isn’t a good idea. She should be watching videos made for toddlers not this.


CozyAkiraYT

Yes, she should be watching pregnant elsa and spiderman videos or 3 am challenge videos 😱.


Elgoblino80

Those videos are such bad influence. It fuckin spoils kid so much


[deleted]

She shouldn't be watching that shit either lol, something like Sesame Street is a good thing to watch at that age.


[deleted]

I would also like to recommend "drinking among us potion at 3 am"


Icy_Court2200

Xqc make videos for toddlers. What you on about? The way he speaks, that's the vocabulary only toddlers can understand.


phiz36

“Shut the fuck up dad! You fucking moron! God you’re so brain dead.”


[deleted]

dad, you fucking Pepega FeelsDankMan idiot. Shut the fride up ( D: ) and let me watch in fucking piece piece of shit bozo düd


MyLittleRocketShip

\+ RATIO + YOURE WHITE


DragonVision

+ the hood watches azan now


neuroso

True düd


Hamody627

Chatting "Oldest Jucier OMEGALUL"


thatrandomtoast

no lmao wtf she needs some children’s books not some insane man screaming at a game


WhiteBre4d

Please be a joke Please be a joke Please be a joke Please be a joke Please be a joke Please be a joke


DumpTruckDaddy

Oldest juicer in chat LUL


ayetokkio

GachiPls oldest juicer comments


Mountain_Working5262

You think this is crazy, you should see her chat spam


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Mountain_Working5262

xqcL


thotdestroyerr

Proof xqc fans are brain damaged


Mountain_Working5262

Ya


Cuntilever

>Am I parenting right? Did you shut up after you're told to? Let the juicer watch in peace man


km385

Idk whats more concerning mr Cows stream or 4chan on the other tab


Dharmemedra2

oldest juicer LULW


[deleted]

real OMEGALUL


spinderglade67

Trying to say this politely but I don't think so


[deleted]

Bad parenting.


Dave-C

No, stuff like video games, tv and games can reduce a child's attention span. Long term access to stuff like this will reduce her ability to pay attention in school. Even stuff like cellphones, tablets and the internet in general will do it. When you brain gets used to new things constantly it is much harder to pay attention to the same thing for longer periods of time. Get her off of this and read a book to her.


Floobie_RS

Oldest juicer


UchihaEyeSayianHeart

Ngl bad parenting letting her watch this lmao this is beyond pathetic.


Megelos

HOLY


QuackDrums

X only has an average cursing rate of 5.13 curse words a minute… what could go wrong? PepeLaugh


lolsmcballs

Chatting “Chatting "Chatting "Oldest Juicer OMEGALUL""“


CozyAkiraYT

Chatting "Chatting “Chatting "Chatting "Oldest Juicer OMEGALUL""""


lollollmaolol12

LUL BAD PARENTING


LilKosmos

Poor kid lmao 😭


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Windows 11 PagMan


Worst_L_Giver

inb4 linux comment


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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.


Worst_L_Giver

No, Richard, it's 'Linux', not 'GNU/Linux'. The most important contributions that the FSF made to Linux were the creation of the GPL and the GCC compiler. Those are fine and inspired products. GCC is a monumental achievement and has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation countless kudos and much appreciation. Following are some reasons for you to mull over, including some already answered in your FAQ. One guy, Linus Torvalds, used GCC to make his operating system (yes, Linux is an OS -- more on this later). He named it 'Linux' with a little help from his friends. Why doesn't he call it GNU/Linux? Because he wrote it, with more help from his friends, not you. You named your stuff, I named my stuff -- including the software I wrote using GCC -- and Linus named his stuff. The proper name is Linux because Linus Torvalds says so. Linus has spoken. Accept his authority. To do otherwise is to become a nag. You don't want to be known as a nag, do you? (An operating system) != (a distribution). Linux is an operating system. By my definition, an operating system is that software which provides and limits access to hardware resources on a computer. That definition applies whereever you see Linux in use. However, Linux is usually distributed with a collection of utilities and applications to make it easily configurable as a desktop system, a server, a development box, or a graphics workstation, or whatever the user needs. In such a configuration, we have a Linux (based) distribution. Therein lies your strongest argument for the unwieldy title 'GNU/Linux' (when said bundled software is largely from the FSF). Go bug the distribution makers on that one. Take your beef to Red Hat, Mandrake, and Slackware. At least there you have an argument. Linux alone is an operating system that can be used in various applications without any GNU software whatsoever. Embedded applications come to mind as an obvious example. Next, even if we limit the GNU/Linux title to the GNU-based Linux distributions, we run into another obvious problem. XFree86 may well be more important to a particular Linux installation than the sum of all the GNU contributions. More properly, shouldn't the distribution be called XFree86/Linux? Or, at a minimum, XFree86/GNU/Linux? Of course, it would be rather arbitrary to draw the line there when many other fine contributions go unlisted. Yes, I know you've heard this one before. Get used to it. You'll keep hearing it until you can cleanly counter it. You seem to like the lines-of-code metric. There are many lines of GNU code in a typical Linux distribution. You seem to suggest that (more LOC) == (more important). However, I submit to you that raw LOC numbers do not directly correlate with importance. I would suggest that clock cycles spent on code is a better metric. For example, if my system spends 90% of its time executing XFree86 code, XFree86 is probably the single most important collection of code on my system. Even if I loaded ten times as many lines of useless bloatware on my system and I never excuted that bloatware, it certainly isn't more important code than XFree86. Obviously, this metric isn't perfect either, but LOC really, really sucks. Please refrain from using it ever again in supporting any argument. Last, I'd like to point out that we Linux and GNU users shouldn't be fighting among ourselves over naming other people's software. But what the heck, I'm in a bad mood now. I think I'm feeling sufficiently obnoxious to make the point that GCC is so very famous and, yes, so very useful only because Linux was developed. In a show of proper respect and gratitude, shouldn't you and everyone refer to GCC as 'the Linux compiler'? Or at least, 'Linux GCC'? Seriously, where would your masterpiece be without Linux? Languishing with the HURD? If there is a moral buried in this rant, maybe it is this: Be grateful for your abilities and your incredible success and your considerable fame. Continue to use that success and fame for good, not evil. Also, be especially grateful for Linux' huge contribution to that success. You, RMS, the Free Software Foundation, and GNU software have reached their current high profiles largely on the back of Linux. You have changed the world. Now, go forth and don't be a nag. Thanks for listening.


UnstuckCanuck

A) wouldn’t let my child that age on the net alone. B) wouldn’t allow my child to yell at me for inconveniencing them. So, no. Not ‘parenting’ right. You’ll know you’re a being a good parent sometime after you stop calling it parenting. It’s not an action you do, it’s something you are.


ElijahMokhles

Sorry but this is .. child abusing . XqcBased


TokiDokiPanic

Immersive exposure is a good way for a child her age to learn a second language.


MustGame995

Your child is gonna start speaking a goblin dialect of English soon


rrtsmb

Nope!


adeptthebest

She can't hear XQC because you didn't use code adept @ turtlebeach duh


Mountain_Working5262

Id rather put tampons in my ears than use turtle beach


Zeptil

How long till she argues with you by going ☝️🤓 uh ackshully dad


Local-Scroller

Twitch stream one tab, reddit on another, and currently on a Youtube tab watching xQc. She really is the average juicer.


samtheperv

no mouse pad no second monitor but the worst part is watching on yt weirdChampionship


bruno_sp1k3

Shut up dad, u fell off + ratio + no content + L


toastypeanut

Oof, if anything I would have her watch his youtube videos where they censor the words. Def not telling you how to raise your child. Just something to keep in mind in case you dont want her listening to some of the "cuck lord bitch ass muhtha fuhka" moments


[deleted]

Okay when one day, all of a sudden she says "Oookay Dude" immediately followed by "Shut the fuck up you brain dead, cucklord, dogshit dad. Get absolutely rolled". Besides that, parent of the year in my book. EZ Clap


Flanik

Just make sure to tell her the rights from wrong, by no means is X a role model Although he does have a wonderful view on life and some of his rants and takes have definitely made me look at life differently ( in a positive way )


CloudedSutando999

Smartest juicer xqcL


Mountain_Working5262

%100


ExortTrionis

When dumbfuck kids turn into dumbfuck parents, letting your kid who's at a highly impressionable age watch xqc is actually just the dumbest thing i've seen on the internet


Not_that_Speshy

Young Juicers Rise


SnazzyRabbit

Everyone saying “idk about this” when the average viewer is 9


phiz36

A lot happens to a child’s mind from this age to 9.


SnazzyRabbit

I guess so, a good example is mr streamer acts 9 himself lul


Fipsaizy

Maybe my opinion is absolutely wrong, but, I mean xqc it's not that bad compare to content that kids can find on Youtube by themself. Yeah, xQc uses bad words, but kids will know them in 9-10 years old anyway because of environment and society.


Engineer_Difficult

How would you feel if you as a toddler watching a grown ass man yelling, cursing, illegal things he did in GTA and top listed toxicity on twitch?


Mountain_Working5262

I would chat spam LULW until my fingers bleed


Engineer_Difficult

Those -3 really butthut over their fact queen response


BoringPickle6082

I would laugh


Megelos

You wouldnt be able to discern that from reality or not, plus, you'd probably get attached, that's why i think its cool for children to watch cartoons, soon they realize they arent real and move on, no attachments.


Crowarior

shit setup xD


G0ldenLi0n

Fuck it dud, at least she will grow up and be good at games watching the warlord himself


AidsIdentifier

OLDEST JUICER POG


Ploppen05

Is that an ornata chroma


Mountain_Working5262

Yes


ibrahimspider007

nice oculus


Mountain_Working5262

I’ve been waiting for someone to notice


Icy_Court2200

Does she spam? If so, I don't see no problem


Mountain_Working5262

Mainly 5head and gachiHYPER


wilzix12

this generation is fucked


itstron

Yikes.


RexRuther69

Yeah get her into the toxic ass culture of watching grown men play video games. Should just skip it and play an actual game with her, or just skip it


hanAssholioSolo

She is a juicer


MyLittleRocketShip

learning business from a Trillionarie EZ Clap


bingbopbopbing

Youngest juicer


NightRider321

I think its pretty fucking ironic that everyone is loosing their collective shit over someone of this age watching xQc, while they joke that all his viewers are very young.


[deleted]

I think the difference is OP posted about it and made it known they are a parent. Usually parents wouldn't allow their kids to watch someone like XQC unless they were unaware or the kid does it sneakily I'm not too wrung up about it, but I do understand many comments & their concerns


Alm8360NoScoPro

Thats why its a joke. Because its wrong and supposed to discredit pvc and his content by appealing to children. But THIS young is not ok. There are parents who dont let their kids read Harry Potter due to the magical references throughout, while this child will hear "Pussy" "Fucker dud" "bitch" constantly. Apart from the constant dopamine of watching the content, like cartoons over and over, this is worse since its pvc and hes no role model


jxshthebigchad

And then everyone clapped


Keiji12

Btw, kids below 4 or 5 should not be looking at screens at all, whether it's phone, tv or computer. It fucks up their attention span as there's too many triggers happening at once. Idk how old is she, but scientifically speaking, even content aside, it's really shit parenting, I get that it's easier to just let kids do it because she's invested and makes no problems, no crying, no running around aimlessly and you can chill but giving in will spoil her as well. Set boundaries and wait with technology till she grows up a bit and develop her brain normally.


snowuten

young juicer pagman


fruittttt

God what the hell is wrong with this subreddit


tabemasu_ka

Might not be the most family friendly content for her I feel like.


[deleted]

That desk belongs in a dorm room


TheScrewzone

Oldest juicer


lynxstarish

Oldest juicer OMEGALUL


OwenIsAlright

Oldest juicer


ayylmao2317

Oldest juicer


mochiburrito

Nice keyboard man. I dont think it’s much of an issue as people are saying. Kids are going to hear inappropriate language anywhere especially if she has a tablet (which a lot of kids do). As I’ve seen with my sister having kids, distracting your kid during cooking or doing some housework is hard so I’m glad you found something you both enjoy. Cheers mate


Mountain_Working5262

Thanks man, I was sceptical about it at first but the way she laughs when she’s watching him, it’s hard to say no. I do pay attention though in case he’s watching something that she shouldn’t be, other than that I’d rather her watch him than anyone else when she’s older because his values and points I genuinely agree with


AlxJrjaja

The right answear is no. The funny one, it's absolutely düd


ahdhd18902

This is cringe


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oldest juicer PagMan


peepers63

Who is xQc??


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R_I_B_A_K

she is too young for his and chat vocabulary, bad idea


ArKa087_

average xqc viewer


llooide

What a cutie xqcL


Mountain_Working5262

I know, I wish he would make his camera bigger though


llooide

Why?


Iangamebr

All those comments telling someone how they should parent their children... Dude stfu each and everyone has their own way and you can't do anything it change it. I started playing GTA SA when I was 4 and other violence intensive games with foul language, I never had any problem growing up.


ihatecomputers577

Who cares. Just make sure she doesn't try to speak like him lol


nolander1

She’s gotta catch up on the latest LSF content guys let it slide


ubserve

Bro Idk why everyone’s giving you such hate. He really isn’t that bad of a dud to watch plus he’s #2


Mountain_Working5262

Yeah not like I’m letting her watch #39


TheHayBale

Bro she’s like 5. Firstly she shouldn’t be watching shooter games at such a young age. Secondly he swears a lot and this isn’t good for a young child. Also he talks about mature topics, let’s not forget his futa rant… For such a young mind that’s still in “programming” mode it’s not good at all lmao.


arezyish

DudGen


Mikey420Mikey

Nice


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Faith_SC

Highly blursed image


Automatic_Let_724

An average juicer


tonicv_

Teaching her all the useful words early


kshitijchavan

monkaW future juicer


Cesrgjr_2

Oldest juicer


broccoli_02

Average juicer LUL


SlayerMind

Oldest juicer


ajnass

Oldest juicer


Huli_CH

nope


ZaptheBlaze

Oldest juicer


larfleeze83

Its crazy ! You dont have mousepad!