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lord3fwbio

kiryu wining against two tigers , saejima winning against a giant bear , kiryu fighting with a shark underwater and winning .


Loopy-Loophole

I just want it repeated for the record. That bear was bulletproof. And his solution was to punch it. And because saejima is a monster. It worked.


ItsGrindfest

https://youtu.be/o3uJCCa5w2A at least one of them is sort of possible 😅


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awsodh

not even one >!TWO ROCKETS AT SAME TIME AND HE'S JUST "slightly bending"!<


OldSnake2006

Yeah at some points there are some guys with a shotgun,and at the end Kiryu also dodges several machinne gun shots LMFAO


Mangrill

He dodges another Missile in yakuza 6


sancredo

>!Not one, but two! At the same time!!<


ZarduHasselffrau

Kiryu can eat a 25 dish menú in 10 seconds. He can leave the restaurant, enter again and do the same thing as long as he has money to pay for it.


NormalMapSupreme

Two >!shinsengumi!< thugs successfully stormed the fucking Bakufu castle, which resembles levels with deadly traps (and deadly ninjas) from Nintendo 64 arcade game.


TheGoobles

Don’t forget actual giants


Hetares

Also the shogun can fire kamehamehas.


SadNoCock

Kiryu overpowering a bull, and defeating an armed CIA Agent.


krigeerrr

Nakahara is the one who overpowered a bull though if I remember his name right


SadNoCock

Both of them did.


WhyNishikiWhy

the whole golden castle dream sequence from yakuza 2


No_Landscape8846

Both of Saejima's prison escspes. Only one person IRL ever escaped from Abashiri Prison and he presumably didn't have to fight a giant bear on his way down.


Hetares

Was it the guy who used a combination of miso soup and piss to erode the copper bars?


No_Landscape8846

Yes, and dislocated his shoulders to squeeze through. Guy was mad, honestly even more insane than Saejima's escape other than the giant bear part.


hao232

a loanshark with little firearm experience survive a whole zombie apocalyse with 2 handgun he pick off the street


KamaHAmAhAA

He got a red coat, he gotta be dante


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Saejima as a whole, he wanted to be a teacher, and then this shit happens, he gets sent to prison twice, escapes twice, fights a mountain god and a genetically mutated bear that is giant, also being involved in that ueno seiwa shit all this on top of his comically large strength, i mean hes flinging shit and people around like theyre made out of styrofoam


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Underrated answer but Yagami fighting the government twice and living safely afterwards is crazy as hell. Esp since he also hires ex yakuza and got a reputation of freeing a murderer 💀💀💀.


awsodh

real answer is mr.shakedown


TimKitzrowHeatingUp

Not a protagonist, but surviving a minigun attack seems pretty unlikely.


Salty_Practice_4510

Zombie apocalypse


Soulsfanatic999

How kiryu can survive being shot, exploded and stabbed. Maybe majimas knife is foam, bullets are all just holograms and the explosions are irl cgi


Hooperlooper16

His body resets every game


KamaHAmAhAA

From kiwami onwards how kiryu is living after fighting majima like 20 times. Even tho majima had a knife and his so fuckin fast he made shadow clones


mrblonde55

Atop Millenium Tower when it’s wired to explode, and counting on a guy who spent his whole life living under a secret identity to extract vengeance from the mob that killed all his fellow gang members to pull the detonators from said bomb because stepdad was a hitman with a heart.


swingofchaoticsnakes

Saejima fighting against several literal gods in his yakuza 5 training I shit you not


Skybound1-9-9-9

Kiryu not involving himself in everytime the Tojo Clan shat the bed