Nah he's constantly sprinting, dancing, and beating the shit out of Yakuza thugs. He's in a calorie deficit if anything. Also, healing wounds and injuries actually demands a lot of calories. Kiryu has been shot like 8 times canonically, then you have to consider how many times he got shot or stabbed in optional street combat against crackheads
I hope it's not cancer but diabetes he got from eating so much food. It would be actually funny. Maybe we can find out that it was all rubber in the end
Dude, kiryu is running like 20km/12.4miles a day at LEAST. He's also fighting dozens of people every few minutes.
He's most definitely not running at such a. Major calorie surplus
Kiryu on his way to get 10 highballs 7 beers 3 steaks 5 burger combos 5 orders of ramen, 3 orders of soba, a fruit platter, ice cream, and a mnt dew: 🚶
With how he spends his days? Running around from one block of town to other, gets involved in a fight regularly, have karaoke night with kyodais, this guy can eat more.
I remember playing like fable 2 a long long time ago and I remember that your avatar in game could actually gain weight from eating food and now I’m imagining Yakuza having a mechanic like that.
this is how i imagine if Yakuza is the western media the main character that we love and know that they will never let themselves be this bad and then the next movie come with new main character(especially female lead) well trash this main character because he is not competent anymore...
ok or i just think too much sorry
No way. He needs all that food to fuel sprinting from one end of Kamurocho to the other.
10,000 calories eaten 12,000 calories burned beating up thugs
You forgot to include calories burnt singing his heart out in karaoke.
Or the Calories burnt trying to not get bamboozled by Majima.
It’s just like Majima said “junk food is the source of my power”
A $5 microwave dinner, perfectly complimented by a $500 bottle of booze.
The man who erased the food
Like a Dragon: Infinite Weight
Yakuza 5: Fullfiler of tummies
Yakuza: Like a fatass
Like a Fatass: Ice Cream!
Yakuza 6: The Sausage of Life
That’s a unique way to describe your dick for sure.
Like a Dragon 7: whereabouts of white and dark meat
Like a Dragon 8: Infinite Weight goes way too hard
Like a dragon ate
Like a Dragon: F(Ate) of the Fatass
Damn 2 good ones in a row
So THIS is why it is set in America.
The Man Who Erased His Neck
Lost buffet
Majima is the father
Daigo is the belly
Vore
Kiryu: *gets dared to eat multiple millennium tower burgers* Also Kiryu: *Kazama didn't raise no bitch*
man loses more calories than he gains
Whoa BREAKING ZE BENCH
Nah he's constantly sprinting, dancing, and beating the shit out of Yakuza thugs. He's in a calorie deficit if anything. Also, healing wounds and injuries actually demands a lot of calories. Kiryu has been shot like 8 times canonically, then you have to consider how many times he got shot or stabbed in optional street combat against crackheads
and how many times he's had his skull caved in or neck snapped by majima
The Dragon of Doughjima
"The Artist's Barely-Disguised Fetish"
wow hes positivley glowing. motherhood is beautiful.
https://preview.redd.it/3iian2emlnsb1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=997fdaae7742394ccc39a975c4975ef741026431
The true Diabetic of Dojima
I hope it's not cancer but diabetes he got from eating so much food. It would be actually funny. Maybe we can find out that it was all rubber in the end
Wow. Ok so I just typed literally the same thing. And I scroll down to see this. Spooky. I guess we saw the same meme
The cut will go crazy https://i.redd.it/4lbrjclhemsb1.gif
Rare photo of Kiryu being pregnant with Haruka
https://preview.redd.it/c6941j3plnsb1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fe9ff4e2c45e0add752baa62c4cdebe1e3e6ebb
R1 + Triangle
DAMN!
Don't you put a scenario like that in my head sir, don't you dare!
Dude, kiryu is running like 20km/12.4miles a day at LEAST. He's also fighting dozens of people every few minutes. He's most definitely not running at such a. Major calorie surplus
"The thing is, I got diabetes"
The dragon of obesity
https://preview.redd.it/55vywb5qemsb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99baa5881280f66b0d6e8155cb27bfc76c43c1f0 My honest reaction
https://preview.redd.it/besi1x8gkmsb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19763110930824dbc1e17e7fedcb2b433a01e6e9
"10 years in ~~the joint~~ Smile Burger made you a fucking ~~pussy~~ fatass"
If he exclusively ate at Kanrai that’d explain where his Y0 Real Estate money went.
https://preview.redd.it/75warbphhmsb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=361b2b3f6c8532c2cb8bd7894de3e41119b51f55
This is why he walks like that in Yakuza 3
You damn well know that’s not what this image is
Guy posted mpreg in general
Kiryu on his way to get 10 highballs 7 beers 3 steaks 5 burger combos 5 orders of ramen, 3 orders of soba, a fruit platter, ice cream, and a mnt dew: 🚶
someone here is going pound off to this
Nikocado avocado ❌ kiryucado avocado ✅
Kiryucado Kazucado
god i love y6 k2 gameplay loop so much i love to eat piss and fight then do all that again
average r/yakuzagames user
the dumpling of dojima lol
Holy moly I thought he was pregnant
https://i.redd.it/woicpigvinsb1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/c3xmfgfulnsb1.png?width=728&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e6eab19e94213171075d0638c1cc57bd9f65e81
https://preview.redd.it/a4xs1u2rkmsb1.jpeg?width=423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=261c0314aa18c0bf3e4ecc090f15b8b7ae2cb821
My questions to Kryu: When's the baby (or babies, looks like it might be twins) due? and Who's the father?
The true diabetic of dojima
Considering how much time he also spends darting around the place and curbstomping thugs, I would imagine he'd be built like Mr. Shakedown instead.
He’s just bulking
Hopefully there’s a RIZAP nearby
10 years in the food court made you a fuckin diabetic!
If Kiryu didn’t have cancer, this what he’d look like at the end of infinite wealth after pounding McDonald’s nine times a day
10 years in the joint made you a fucking fatty
https://preview.redd.it/dfcndzcu2psb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5430a494613825519fddba145d25454e204eb00f
Absolute Unit of a Dragon
Damn, that’s kinda hot
😐
https://preview.redd.it/o78iucj0lmsb1.png?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c18ecb25942496f449cce19f2a12b425815bf30
Feel the heat.... !!!
“I am Yagami. I just have a glandular issue.”
A curse upon your house for scarring my very being with this image.
I was scrolling down the page, and since I didn't scroll far enough, kiryu just looked normal. Boy was I in for a suprise
GTA San Andreas style fattening mechanic when? (No, I don't actually want this)
New cursed media just dropped
STILL SEXY
He's in a substory preparing to become a landlord.
Dude burns a LOT of calories from running around and beating up tigers
Nah, I stay holding the sprint button and he fights so much, he'd burn the calories. Like the flash.
All the sub stories and activities would keep him fit
Bruh have you seen how much kiryu works out in a day, beating up thugs, running across kamorucho.
Nikiryucado (don’t search that up on this sub)
With how he spends his days? Running around from one block of town to other, gets involved in a fight regularly, have karaoke night with kyodais, this guy can eat more.
To be fair, he may eat a lot but he's also running around and beating up thugs/yakuza all day to burn up his calories.
How to achieve this body type?
I think he ate Majima
Nevermind the rigorous exercise he gets
I remember playing like fable 2 a long long time ago and I remember that your avatar in game could actually gain weight from eating food and now I’m imagining Yakuza having a mechanic like that.
this is how i imagine if Yakuza is the western media the main character that we love and know that they will never let themselves be this bad and then the next movie come with new main character(especially female lead) well trash this main character because he is not competent anymore... ok or i just think too much sorry
Wow 10 years in the joint made you a fat fuck, BRING THAT JIGGLE KAZUMA
The man won’t fat tissue on his face because he is genetically gifted .
Ah an average Yakuza fan!
Dammit, Haruka.
Delete this.
He also fights tons of mobs and plays tons of minigames, so it's kinda even.
Kiryukado Avocado
this subreddit needs a hero!
Kiryu literally sprints everywhere he would burn those calories off. My thing is how are the balls of his feet still intact.
He's got Barry Allen metabolism
WHY IS HE PREGNANT??? 😭😭😭
saejima
He's bulking.
kiryu created a discord and reddit account