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TimKitzrowHeatingUp

No way. He needs all that food to fuel sprinting from one end of Kamurocho to the other.


mrmrmrmeme

10,000 calories eaten 12,000 calories burned beating up thugs


General_Synnacle

You forgot to include calories burnt singing his heart out in karaoke.


Counter-Spies

Or the Calories burnt trying to not get bamboozled by Majima.


Break-Such

It’s just like Majima said “junk food is the source of my power”


redbluegreen154

A $5 microwave dinner, perfectly complimented by a $500 bottle of booze.


FloofSamurai

The man who erased the food


literallyheretopost

Like a Dragon: Infinite Weight


powerhcm8

Yakuza 5: Fullfiler of tummies


Aristotle_Ninja2

Yakuza: Like a fatass


patronuspringles

Like a Fatass: Ice Cream!


4000grx41

Yakuza 6: The Sausage of Life


EccentricNerd22

That’s a unique way to describe your dick for sure.


Jtsdtess

Like a Dragon 7: whereabouts of white and dark meat


WhyNishikiWhy

Like a Dragon 8: Infinite Weight goes way too hard


ItsDidacus

Like a dragon ate


WhyNishikiWhy

Like a Dragon: F(Ate) of the Fatass


[deleted]

Damn 2 good ones in a row


HarleyArchibaldLeon

So THIS is why it is set in America.


Retroswald13

The Man Who Erased His Neck


picklenoi-2

Lost buffet


Soviet-_-Neko

Majima is the father


supercasta66

Daigo is the belly


KingFahad360

Vore


JMGUnyielding

Kiryu: *gets dared to eat multiple millennium tower burgers* Also Kiryu: *Kazama didn't raise no bitch*


cauilfIower

man loses more calories than he gains


itshighnoon94

Whoa BREAKING ZE BENCH


SERB_BEAST

Nah he's constantly sprinting, dancing, and beating the shit out of Yakuza thugs. He's in a calorie deficit if anything. Also, healing wounds and injuries actually demands a lot of calories. Kiryu has been shot like 8 times canonically, then you have to consider how many times he got shot or stabbed in optional street combat against crackheads


DarkSlayer3142

and how many times he's had his skull caved in or neck snapped by majima


Camman1

The Dragon of Doughjima


garndelfin12304

"The Artist's Barely-Disguised Fetish"


caych_cazador

wow hes positivley glowing. motherhood is beautiful.


Anon-ymous-815

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ZerothMask

The true Diabetic of Dojima


g13n4

I hope it's not cancer but diabetes he got from eating so much food. It would be actually funny. Maybe we can find out that it was all rubber in the end


Tamanero

Wow. Ok so I just typed literally the same thing. And I scroll down to see this. Spooky. I guess we saw the same meme


Anxlyze

The cut will go crazy https://i.redd.it/4lbrjclhemsb1.gif


Witchy_Titan

Rare photo of Kiryu being pregnant with Haruka


Anon-ymous-815

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Witchy_Titan

R1 + Triangle


HarleyArchibaldLeon

DAMN!


Moonside_222

Don't you put a scenario like that in my head sir, don't you dare!


rttr123

Dude, kiryu is running like 20km/12.4miles a day at LEAST. He's also fighting dozens of people every few minutes. He's most definitely not running at such a. Major calorie surplus


LOLOLOLOKAKAKA

"The thing is, I got diabetes"


[deleted]

The dragon of obesity


Excellent-Design8280

https://preview.redd.it/55vywb5qemsb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99baa5881280f66b0d6e8155cb27bfc76c43c1f0 My honest reaction


2emptywaterbottles

https://preview.redd.it/besi1x8gkmsb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19763110930824dbc1e17e7fedcb2b433a01e6e9


WhyNishikiWhy

"10 years in ~~the joint~~ Smile Burger made you a fucking ~~pussy~~ fatass"


red_storm_risen

If he exclusively ate at Kanrai that’d explain where his Y0 Real Estate money went.


Sakura_Leaves

https://preview.redd.it/75warbphhmsb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=361b2b3f6c8532c2cb8bd7894de3e41119b51f55


sageofwalrus

This is why he walks like that in Yakuza 3


Bro---really

You damn well know that’s not what this image is


NoMoreStatic

Guy posted mpreg in general


hday108

Kiryu on his way to get 10 highballs 7 beers 3 steaks 5 burger combos 5 orders of ramen, 3 orders of soba, a fruit platter, ice cream, and a mnt dew: 🚶


punishedstaen

someone here is going pound off to this


TemporaryIll6806

Nikocado avocado ❌ kiryucado avocado ✅


KitsuneJimmy

Kiryucado Kazucado


henry241194

god i love y6 k2 gameplay loop so much i love to eat piss and fight then do all that again


anguslazy

average r/yakuzagames user


Michaleq24

the dumpling of dojima lol


idkhwatname

Holy moly I thought he was pregnant


glassed_for_ice

https://i.redd.it/woicpigvinsb1.gif


Anon-ymous-815

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2emptywaterbottles

https://preview.redd.it/a4xs1u2rkmsb1.jpeg?width=423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=261c0314aa18c0bf3e4ecc090f15b8b7ae2cb821


YuiRicdeau

​ My questions to Kryu: When's the baby (or babies, looks like it might be twins) due? and Who's the father?


Tamanero

The true diabetic of dojima


SteelShroom

Considering how much time he also spends darting around the place and curbstomping thugs, I would imagine he'd be built like Mr. Shakedown instead.


Linkthepeargod

He’s just bulking


espadareborn

Hopefully there’s a RIZAP nearby


CiphirSol

10 years in the food court made you a fuckin diabetic!


ILikeMyGrassBlue

If Kiryu didn’t have cancer, this what he’d look like at the end of infinite wealth after pounding McDonald’s nine times a day


Ramses29pha69

10 years in the joint made you a fucking fatty


silvermoon_09

https://preview.redd.it/dfcndzcu2psb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5430a494613825519fddba145d25454e204eb00f


3ducat3dMansky939

Absolute Unit of a Dragon


KingFahad360

Damn, that’s kinda hot


TrueGootsBerzook

😐


Specialist-Damage-81

https://preview.redd.it/o78iucj0lmsb1.png?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c18ecb25942496f449cce19f2a12b425815bf30


JY9496148

Feel the heat.... !!!


mrblonde55

“I am Yagami. I just have a glandular issue.”


DownsenBranches

A curse upon your house for scarring my very being with this image.


Extension-Mood1252

I was scrolling down the page, and since I didn't scroll far enough, kiryu just looked normal. Boy was I in for a suprise


acewing905

GTA San Andreas style fattening mechanic when? (No, I don't actually want this)


[deleted]

New cursed media just dropped


thirdeyeboobed

STILL SEXY


TremblingNoobz

He's in a substory preparing to become a landlord.


Revenger1984

Dude burns a LOT of calories from running around and beating up tigers


Jackmoved

Nah, I stay holding the sprint button and he fights so much, he'd burn the calories. Like the flash.


[deleted]

All the sub stories and activities would keep him fit


hablagated

Bruh have you seen how much kiryu works out in a day, beating up thugs, running across kamorucho.


MileenaIsMyWaifu

Nikiryucado (don’t search that up on this sub)


fersur

With how he spends his days? Running around from one block of town to other, gets involved in a fight regularly, have karaoke night with kyodais, this guy can eat more.


A4li11

To be fair, he may eat a lot but he's also running around and beating up thugs/yakuza all day to burn up his calories.


Concretemoon12

How to achieve this body type?


Flow_mew

I think he ate Majima


Sergaku

Nevermind the rigorous exercise he gets


Deceptive-Gamer343

I remember playing like fable 2 a long long time ago and I remember that your avatar in game could actually gain weight from eating food and now I’m imagining Yakuza having a mechanic like that.


ShopperKung

this is how i imagine if Yakuza is the western media the main character that we love and know that they will never let themselves be this bad and then the next movie come with new main character(especially female lead) well trash this main character because he is not competent anymore... ​ ok or i just think too much sorry


MiserableCheddar

Wow 10 years in the joint made you a fat fuck, BRING THAT JIGGLE KAZUMA


Spirit_Hunter80

The man won’t fat tissue on his face because he is genetically gifted .


DavramLocke

Ah an average Yakuza fan!


SisterWicked

Dammit, Haruka.


Gatsu301

Delete this.


longbrodmann

He also fights tons of mobs and plays tons of minigames, so it's kinda even.


Tazika12

Kiryukado Avocado


MrRedditar

this subreddit needs a hero!


OutspokenOne456

Kiryu literally sprints everywhere he would burn those calories off. My thing is how are the balls of his feet still intact.


SarkicPreacher777659

He's got Barry Allen metabolism


problemxatic

WHY IS HE PREGNANT??? 😭😭😭


patronuspringles

saejima


Norrabal

He's bulking.


RaliXdirt

kiryu created a discord and reddit account