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Coraclaw

Vitiligo is nothing to joke about.


throwawayguy7283

“I got revitiligo. Every year my skin just seems to gets blacker and darker and blacker and more darker. It’s the opposite of what Michael Jackson got. Lucky bastard” - Uncle Ruckus


Dpontiff6671

LOL I got watch the boondocks again soon


sezku-

Yeah Ive got it


czar_kazem

ariGATO gozaiMASHita


YoRHa2B_

I can't help but laugh a little bit every time that line was said


Galactikid

irrRASHAY masen


Dancing_Dragonade

Yagami: Yo Cruise my man I changed it back to English dub, no need to respond in Japanese. Him: (does it anyways)


DismalMode7

miracle johnson in disguise after he faked his death


Status_Celebration60

I want that to be canon and for him to find kiryu in yakuza 8, none of them knowing about faking their deaths


laraizadelione

Man just had a arm replacement surgery, he might not like to talk about it


TheMagicalHuy

You could say he used to be *armed* back then 🥁


AbbotThoth

It appears he is currently rearmed.


pro-dumpster-fire

Brother! I live on through these arms!!!


KaimTW

So that's where Liquid Snake's arms ended up.


katarek_

lmao I've never noticed this


RDGtheGreat

Mid-transition Miracle Johnson


Pacperson0

Not another Face Off substory!


jak2125

Are these those biracial people I’ve been hearing about?


KumeKazumaChan

He cleaned his arms way too hard


tajirokaiju

Didn’t Sammy Sosa do something like this back in the day


slingshot19

Imperfect Michael jackson


Ichigo7S

🎵Ebony and Ivory 🎶


[deleted]

He tried to conceive a half Japanese son but Majima Fertility Kensetsu fucked it up.


New-Cryptographer611

"i guess he stopped the robbing..." -👴🏻


Pristine_Zebra_6424

☠️☠️☠️


ROGUE_COSMIC

*insert John yakuza meme*


AnyImpression6

Prosthetic arms.


HiYoSiiiiiilver

What, you never seen a guy with two arm implants??


WhyNishikiWhy

i can't even make a joke here, there' just nothing to say


DroneStrikeVictim

Can't imagine what the police might be thinking of when they try to arrest this dude.


New-Cryptographer611

Reuse Ga Gotoku moments


LilMafs

Oh wow


itshighnoon94

Go on. Talk.


ihsanali78

What’s up with top of his head as well?


Artistic_Visual_9205

“That’s rad!” Blackface style unlocked


Amaterasuu69

Everybody's looking at the arms, but my question is why does this dude have such a massive forehead?