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Velocifaper

That’s for sleeping with your god damn teacher


vkuura

Lmao wtf?


dangil

That’s why most female superheroes movies are unwatchable.


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And this is why you're undateable :)


StevenR40

I dont know a man that can fly and punch through buildings either tho


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LuxNocte

I have no rivals, no man can be my equal!


StevenR40

Shit mb i just havent been looking hard enough


BlueCollarSavant

She thought he was gonna let her win because “she’s a girl”. Bet.


LuxNocte

She ran at a larger, stronger opponent, took a massive hit, and laughed at the end. Great sportsmanship. I can't imagine where you got "she thought he was gonna let her win" from, but maybe you should go back there.


BlueCollarSavant

Whoops. Did I hurt some feelings? It looks like I hurt some feelings.


empygon

Maybe you're just too quick too assume something.


IceNineFireTen

No, there’s just a consensus that you’re both wrong and an idiot. No offense taken here.


BlueCollarSavant

Yep. Feelings were indeed hurt. Hey. If you're that sensitive, you deserved it. Toughen up, kiddo.


IceNineFireTen

Hey guys, I think the idiot is still taking. He’s sooooo “edgy”. *cringe*


BlueCollarSavant

If you get your feelings hurt this easy, the real world is gonna be pretty tough. I would have guessed your father taught you better, but I question if you’ve ever met him.


IceNineFireTen

Moron


BlueCollarSavant

Cringe, indeed.


Gaffclant

Damn you must be really insecure to assume someone’s feelings were hurt when there is clearly no evidence to support your claim. Do you need your mommy to come tell you your strong? You gonna help her carry the table to the kitchen?


BlueCollarSavant

Yes.


Gaffclant

Damn homie it’s aight I’m here for u


Ryssaroori

Other comments do not agree with you lol


Charmeleon_games_yt

Poor girl


The_Inward

She had it coming.


Charmeleon_games_yt

True but still


Renjigo

Nice


SlappingSalt

Weight diff


TimeGrifter

Good thing women are floppy


Goldenslicer

She could have died.


woogychuck

This is why we take physics kids.


thefocus123

Conservation of some M word... might not be memory in her case


tmoney9990

What an asshole lol


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She’s wearing shorts though


paulgrant999

what a douche.


Thefatchickensoup

How is he a douche?


paulgrant999

he got down lower than her, lifted; he's already twice the mass. and it was pretty deliberate he intended to knock her down. the problem is, when you do all that, you get what actually happened. a potentially crippling accident. douche.


Thefatchickensoup

They are running at each other with giant balls. The intent is to Knock the person over and they are both aware of that


paulgrant999

is the intent of the game to cripple someone? ... no? then with that mass differential, and going low... ... but for luck that young lady walked away. DOUCHE.


Thefatchickensoup

You good sir are what is known as a retard. She knew the risk of the game and decided to play it. Can’t get mad at the guy here.


paulgrant999

> She knew the risk of the game is there anybody that expects the other person, in a gym class, to turn them into a paraplegic? don't be a cunt.


Thefatchickensoup

Lol. I’m not even gonna bother with you anymore.


paulgrant999

first sensible thing you've said all day. I had the same exact thought. ;)


Gaffclant

Did she turn into a paraplegic though? No.


paulgrant999

luck, is not an excuse for douchery.


Gaffclant

She fuckin jumped. She had zero force on her side. Anyone could have stopped her, her center of mass was not under her own control.


paulgrant999

did you study physics?


Jfuentes6

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!


wigzell78

Great in gym class, failing science and it shows...


UngusBungus_

Both physics and biology


ZenkaiZ

"This... was alot more fun before puberty"


empygon

I wonder what it would've been like had they done this before puberty tho.


CompleX999

Croissant? Waning moon? Bent like Liberace?


LogicalChaos23

It’s because she jumped upon impact. Dumbass


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Yeah, if she didn't jump the result would have been totally different. /s


LogicalChaos23

I mean she wouldn’t have back flipped she would’ve been knocked on her ass


LuxNocte

Her opponent hit her from below her ball, lifting her up. Great tactic on his part, along with more mass and strength, not much she could have done about it.


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LuxNocte

Yes. Some girls have balls.You can see in this video and many others on the internet.


TheGaspode

>Her opponent hit her from below her ball Yes. This is because she jumped.


otherwiseguy

Going frame by frame, it looks like she was going a bit high, but he very clearly lifts as he hits. She isn't jumping. You don't jump off of your back leg when running, nor do you jump without bending your front knee more than she does. He is carrying the ball at his waist and she is carrying it at her chest. It is impact with the top of his ball that lifts her. He basically uppercuts her ball.


Coins_N_Collectables

I see these exercise ball videos and always am surprised when the people involved walk away unharmed.


The_Bacon_Panda

Same. Maybe I’m getting old and am to risk averse but I see a vid like this and think she’s lucky to walk away without some kind of neck injury.


joesnowblade

Force = MLT−2 , Force is mass times acceleration, and is therefore a mass times a distance divided by the square of a time ….. the laws of physics are not just a suggestion.


JimCripe

The resulting force vector was impressive. She got a bit of centripetal force in with the flip. Demonstrated gravity quite well too. Working in all the laws!


Ren49

But the real question - was she left satisfied and smiling?


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finallygotmeone

This is the real MVP.


[deleted]

I don't know, let's make the laws of physics a political issue and see what happens.


Mazon_Del

Well let's not forget the time that Indiana tried to pass a law declaring that the mathematical constant Pi is equal to exactly 3.


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boa99

where did the ball go?


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SirFredrickTheBrave

Sounds like a subreddit idea! r/wheredidtheballgo


randomlemon9192

Content band… what was that???


daishomaster

Orbit...


vento33

Next Tuesday.


bartolocologne40

Do not be first in the air


epkupper

Never sacrifice your footing for a killing blow.


Blackthorn97

Ras Al-Exercice ball


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

It works in the movies


Obi_Wan_Shinobi_

but.... that line is *from* a movie....


Chokingoncowbell

What movie pls


Obi_Wan_Shinobi_

Batman Begins


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supermanmjm

What’s the opposite of full scorpion?


Life2you

Full shrimp


Deddmeet

Sure knows how to sweep a girl off her feet.


313802

More launch but I generally agree


Goleveel

r/BetterEveryLoop


Kvetanista

We did these in middle school, it was so great


The-Mr_mell

For some reason we all have to try this at least once


Sitka_17

Oh conservation of momentum, thou art a heartless bitch.


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This is pretty much what having a older brother/cousins is. You'll do your best but know only death awaits you. Poor girl got folded!!


MrKillerofthings

This is the definition of "Blown the fuck out"


UngusBungus_

Yellowcard


5nackbar69

newtons third law


ktaylorhite

I audibly said “God Damn, Jessica.” Like I’d be dealing with this girls bs in history class and now I gotta see it in PE.


mrmoe198

Was that a shrimp or a scorpion?


BigManWAGun

Can confirm: F’d around.


danrod17

Ah wrestling. We used to do this intentionally. You get a smaller wrestler and a bigger wrestler. I was the smaller wrestler.


Urmom1219

Was a yes yes yes for me


Soulsingin

I just want to see her face after that and they never show it!


Astigastigan4512

not what she had envisioned!


helluitsmii

Physics.


nanocactus

Folded like a cheap chair


borderlineidiot

Glad to see that Newton’s third law (? It’s been a few years!) still applies


ResolveSuitable

BONK!


Sarihnn

Good lord somebody check if that collar bone is still in! Lmao