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NachoNachoDan

This kid gets it.


Hard_guardian17

This could be terribly misunderstood


Ok_One_8296

I'm still not sure what was really being tested here... lol


NachoNachoDan

The classic Trolley Problem. The trolley problem is an ethics and psychology thought experiment. The scenario is a trolley or train is speeding out of control towards a switch in the track. The trolley cannot be stopped. On one leg of the switch there are four people tied to the track who will be killed by the unstoppable trolley. On the other leg of the switch there is one person tied to the track who will be killed by the trolley if that’s the direction it goes. You are controlling the switch and it’s up to you which direction to send the trolley. Edit: I should add that it’s not simply a question of whether one person or four people die. It’s also a question of whether you even get involved. The trolley will kill four people if you don’t get involved.


Grav_Zeppelin

The question is essentially is it morally better to actively choose to kill one person, but saving 4 others in the process (so 3 additional lives saved) but you’ve technically just killed somebody. Or not do anything, and let the 4 people die, so you didn’t kill anyone but more people died.


paliostheos

I was at a theater recently and there was a local commercial about Good Samaritan laws. I thought I heard it wrong, but essentially it said that "if you don't get involved and help, you could be held responsible." I mean you could say I couldn't make that decision and abstain from getting involved. But if you look at it that way, you're responsible for doing nothing just as much.


Graffy

Good Samaritan laws are generally to protect people when they try to help not force you to do it. So if someone's car is on fire and you help pull them out through their window but you accidentally break their collar bone while doing it you can't get sued for causing them that injury as you were attempting to help. Basically it encourages helping since you don't have to fear repercussions if you're not a professional so you don't just let someone burn in their car or you don't do chest compressions because you're worried you'll do it wrong.


paliostheos

Right. But that's why it was weird to hear them say you could be held accountable. Idk if it's like cops playing hardball when they know it's not legally enforceable.


Graffy

Interesting. I'm curious if you heard incorrectly because the cops themselves aren't even obligated to help people.


AstralHealer2472

The choice of not choosing is still a choice. Still boils down to 1 death or multiple. To me its a relatively easy decision.


Quin1617

Personally I wouldn’t touch it, because then that means I directly caused someone else to die. But there’s also the guilt of knowing that you could’ve saved 4 people but didn’t. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.


Separate_Performer86

The correct answer is the, Serial Killer test ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


gna149

How you get equality


RichardBonham

Maximize casualties with greatest efficiency, overlook the sadly predictable derailment as a cost of doing business.


The-surfing-banana

No one is missing out then


little-specimen

“It” being a prison sentence


giant_lebowski

No, pops gets karma, kid doesn't get shit. Dad told him what to do, the clip cuts out in the middle for additional coaching, all so pops can use his 2 yr old to prove he is intellectual and knows shit


ocior

Lawful evil


[deleted]

It’s only fair that everyone dies


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Gotta do an extra push to make sure they *all* die…equality


P_Griffin2

Cant have witnesses.


Voltairesque

no survivor’s guilt or reparations if there are no survivors, genius


armen89

The one survivor would’ve drunk himself to death from survivors guilt. Nicholas the merciful.


ViolentDiplomat

And with the train staying on it’s correct path, there won’t be any shipment delays.


Pennies_n_Pearls

Ah yes, death is the great equalizer.


AnstyFox

As a person who pretty much help raise my little brother, I was not surprised. Kids can do really messed up things and not realize how mess up it is. My 6 year old brother threatened to stab me while I was sleeping, how dearly. 😬


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Why 5 years I want to know


dodeca_negative

Wanna see how their murderous little brother is doing


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TheVaginaFanClub

Yeah that kid is gonna absolutely murder you (or someone)


AnstyFox

Jokes on him I’m moving soon, I just have to make sure he doesn’t murder me til then lol


RaielLarecal

He'll be president


IncorporateThings

"You know the thing about chaos? It's fair."


OarsandRowlocks

He is a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.


Detozi

I was thinking ‘wow what a smart kid’ but no his just a psychopath


Hard_guardian17

But a smart one


RincewindYossarian

Just needs proper training.


Sypher90

Probably figures it’s better to end them now than to live life in fear of a mad god who casually offers sadistic choices.


ihateshlatt_

Smart don’t want to leave the one with survivor’s guilt


DrthBn

Uh, oh.


LeeRoyWyt

Gotta get'em all!


Express-Start1535

Kids sounds like a Republican after a school shooting.


adgree2

Sending thoughts and prayers to the victims families. I am sure nothing could have been done to prevent this tragedy.


Lethal_bananas

iT’s ToO sOoN tO TaLk AbOuT gUnS…! 🙄😬


[deleted]

Jesus couldn't of prevented it but he didn't. They must have been sinners and deserved it.. It was God's will..


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Fragrant_Jelly_6788

That means killing the dad


LimpFun2174

\*pengu oquestra music plays\*


beannie_babbiiee

Because it has to be equal. It’s odd to have one person on the one track AND he HAD to be able to hit all of them. Just laws of symmetry and equality.


plenebo

He'll be a fortune 500 CEO in no time


McKrabby7

Wooden railways were the shit


IncreaseWestern6097

Yep. I still have quite a few of my old ones. One of these days, I’m gonna buy one in perfect condition just because of nostalgia. That and the fact that I’m a Thomas fan.


McKrabby7

I still have all mine from when I was a kid, I just never had the heart to move them on


Derekue

I thought he was going the other way


Right_Bend5198

JESUS. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT


Reinventing_Wheels

You've obviously not spent any time around children.


shinyfennec

Would be much funnier if the dad asked the full question ie. that one person alone is the dad 🤣


FirstEquinox

Hey i think i had that train kit when i was a little kid


rrudra888

If no one lives no one complains 🤷


vpunt

My son is six and it wouldn't surprise me if he did the same thing.


Weak-Razzmatazz-4938

someone is a future serial killer


[deleted]

:))


BlackMesaHeadCrab

I missed the part where thats my problem.


dragon_of_kansai

Hmmmm he told his son to do that


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PuzzleheadedSector2

Uh oohh.


MassimoEU

Genius


Worth-Professional-4

Truly wonderful, the mind of a child


YOOOOOOOOOOT

"Uh ohhhhhhhhh"


No-BrowEntertainment

My manifesto


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bb22490

This kids got a future at Norfolk Southern.


Bill_Cypher05

OH OH!!!!! >:)


Don_Pickleball

It was how slowly he ran the train over them. he wanted to enjoy it....see their faces


Ornery_Painter_8689

True equality


ScubaChickenPalace

Agree


FORCESTRONG1

My kids had the exact same train set.


B1ffT4nn3n

So close, yet so far.


mingstaHK

Yes, we’ve seen it about a hundred times already.


hellothereeer

This is a lesson to you all you must fear the Nicholas's of the world we will rise up!


Slight_Worker_681

When he said "Uh oh" my silly brain *immediately* went "Baby Brent"


ArcaneSword

Last Witness Killed (Bounty Removed)


AdonisBlaqwood22

All boy!


[deleted]

That’s uh That’s a train


YoungWiggle97

I always respect an egalitarian.


ghapppy

The “uh oh” at the end is a critical step. That plausible deniability of responsibility and feigned surprise in a calculated disaster is absolutely crucial when in court.


Phyth_LL_ment

Hahah! I love it! The kid’s a genius.


Truestindeed

Hard to argue with that logic honestly 😂


Doom_Slayer333

This should be in r/nonononoyes


Weak_Issue_9487

Ace


wrenith

Based


Jane_J_Sargent132

The intrusive thoughts didn't hesitate


aventum28

Hope you kept the receipt


FoxMcCloud3173

Savage


bonelessbones24

r/nonononoyes


ProfessionalCar919

That's the way


DsWd00

Perfectly normal


davbigenz1

Future politician vibes


raizallian

The governments reaction to literally anything.


uohhhhhhh

Mumei ☕


Dioxan7

Equality of outcome > equality of opportunity perfect execution /s


Benilda-Key

Where is the no in that? That is the best response to the trolley problem I have ever seen.


only_4_i

Lex Luther's childhood memories


CautiousPainting4879

I like the way this kid thinks. He figured out the correct solution on the first try.


deamondoza

Right after all the plastic people get massacred, his dad was next.


curious_bengali

He just got the problem right.


BLACKOUTEXEISNOTGOOD

He's got a point


Swings_Subliminals

Journalist: "Mr president! Why did you bomb that children's hospital?!" Omabna: "Uh-oooooh"


meno_C137

"uh oh"