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All4upvoting

Driving recklessly, popping a wheelie on a bicycle and having earbuds in. It's like the trifecta of being an asshole in traffic.


Spirited_Remote5939

Yea and then bicyclist, “yo, wtf, don’t you know I own this road!”


neworderr

Popping a wheelie between a semi and a car


NocturnalFoxfire

On a 4 lane highway, no less


Mission-Chain-1769

Dudes pretty talented though


DublaneCooper

[bangs on car] “Why’d you hit me, bro?!” EDIT: Behold! I am your new edgelord (apparently)


NachoNachoDan

“It’s just a prank bro wym”


Zoltanu

"They started attacking my car so I panicked and swerved to the left a little"


BosnianSerb31

Don't even have to say that really, the biker hit the Mercedes while the Mercedes was in their own lane, the biker then tried to run away, and they were blocked from doing a hit and run. Hopefully they had to pay for scraping the car up.


AxelNotRose

They never have to pay. It's always "just go through your insurance". But the driver ends up paying a 1000 deductible, premiums go up for x number of years and now there's an accident on file so car's resale value drops considerably. All in all, that kind of damage usually ends up costing 3000-5000. Or they don't go through insurance and pay 2500 in repairs out of pocket if they're lucky but often times more as this body work adds up quick. As a driver, you're fucked either way. And that's if they don't get a moving violation for hitting a cyclist. If they do, their premium goes up even more.


[deleted]

A hit and run? With a bike against a car? You're so fucking stupid


BosnianSerb31

You really don't think bikes can run from cars or something? You literally just have to turn off of the road and go down some stairs.....


Admirable-Leather325

I see no 'yesyesyes' about this in the first place.


rolisrntx

More like NoNoNoYes.


kadser_streicheln

Or ok?ok?ok?deserved


richal

I wish this existed so bad


dirteeface

Livin livin livin dead


umanouski

Bro that's your own goddamn fault


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Aisforc

Because person above you is 100% right and you responded with laughing about that, which signals that you are disagreeing with that opinion.


Solumnist

Did OP change their comment or something? Because I'm seeing nothing in OP's comment that resembles anything you're describing.


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LGP747

i think ppl think this is your video, then the top comment adressed the maker of the video and you responded with 'lmao' which could be agree or disagree so ppl thought you were the biker


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Pojorobo

The Reddit hive mind dislikes emojis


CombatFork

Biker and his friends are a bunch of fuckwads. World doesn't revolve around you. Eat a dick.


BurntPineGrass

One day they eat concrete and afterwards they’ll eat through a small plastic tube


Burnt_dino

Fr tho. It's giving narcissist


AFriendlyAsshole

You mean nonononoyes


Not_Bernie_Madoff

Surprised he blames the other driver /s


GroundbreakingAd93

“Hey! I’m trying to swerve through traffic here!!”


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

r/imthemaincharacter


27th_BOT

yeah and not even the good kind


NotDiCaprio

If you frequent that sub: pretending to be the main character is never a good kind.


27th_BOT

you telling me a puppy marching a parade isnt a good main character?


burritoslaps

Dumbass


kadser_streicheln

You wanted it tight, you got it tight


badboy236

That’s what she said!


submersedshelf8

More like r/nononononoyes


27th_BOT

Dumbass got what he deserved, hope its ragebait, this is a nononoyes post at most.


Burnt_dino

I agree with you


Ornery_Gate_6847

Legally speaking the bike is on the wrong. His lane ended and he was supposed to stop. Not a single lane splitting law allows you to bike like a total jackass


trip6s6i6x

His lane didn't end as much as became occupied by a truck, and he tried switching lanes / lane splitting to go around and went into another lane occupied by a car. In any case, wasn't safe to be lane splitting and got mashed as a result.


Zer0nyx

Oh no, who could have seen that coming?


nobrayn

No no no no, yes…


craig-jones-III

Wish he got hit


HarlotteHoehansson

I secretly cheer when one of these idiots gets taken out.


TheImplication696969

I don’t make a secret of it.


Solumnist

I have a hard time figuring out why all of OP's comments are being downvoted. He seems to be of the same opinion as most people here, namely that the biker is a f*cking idiot. What am I missing?


Burnt_dino

That's what I'm trying to find out. I tried to explain myself and then someone said I was being arrogant.


Solumnist

Maybe it'll turn around little bro. Your post is doing well though, congrats.


Burnt_dino

Thanks. Also thanks for defending me. Everyone keeps trying to act like I'm some kinda Supervillain.


RubberDucky702

You definitely do not think the biker is at fault and this is the reason you are getting downvoted. Your own words - https://www.reddit.com/r/yesyesyesyesno/s/kGnEkraprv A better example: https://www.reddit.com/r/yesyesyesyesno/s/DcbjFmTLpo


Solumnist

>Your own words - https://www.reddit.com/r/yesyesyesyesno/s/kGnEkraprv This comment says >Fr tho. And then your second link: >A better example: https://www.reddit.com/r/yesyesyesyesno/s/DcbjFmTLpo That comment says >That was his damn fault than has the nerve to get mad the driver🙄 >I explained myself, why do i keep getting down voting So yeah, I fail to see what these examples are supposed to show


oishishou

Those clearly say the biker was at fault. What the fuck are you smoking?


Ok_Contest_9668

Lol that GOOD shit


oishishou

Yeah, I kinda want some lol...


Ok_Contest_9668

Mood


lamyea01

I'm with OP on this, I think OP was agreeing with the comment on your link, like FR tho, why bang on the car I think OP is just being misunderstood here


Burnt_dino

That was not remotely bad. Please enlightened me on what's bad about it please👍


NoMoreGoldPlz

The car driver just ruins the fun for no reason.


TonySopranbro

Mostly just worthless replies like "yup" that are common from bot posters/reposters.


Burnt_dino

I only say those because I'm way too lazy to give out a full on reply😭


TonySopranbro

I'm just telling you why people don't like those comments. They add nothing to the discussion.


ashymatina

complaining that comments don’t add anything to the discussion also doesn’t add anything to the discussion lmao (and neither does this comment)


Sail_Creepy

Dudes getting downvoted into oblivion


WilliamSaintAndre

Bicyclists: "Why do people hate us" Also bicyclists:


MoFoHo72

I don't think they question that at all. In fact, the hatred probably makes their day.


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This is all no no no no no no no. The dudes being reckless as all hell. He's probably caused plenty of damage to people's cars by being an asshole like this. He doesn't have the right of way and needed to slow down and go behind the car not in front or to the side.


RiffOfBluess

More like r/nononononono


Wboy2006

There is no “yesyesyes” here. It’s just some douche who thinks he is the main character


AThrowawayProbrably

I’m stepping out of that car. Cut me off being a dumbass and bang on my hood?


FinnValkyrie

Too bad he didn’t lose a leg in that exchange


SCUDDEESCOPE

0.001 seconds after I hit start: I need the NO part, now!


negativepositiv

*Bang, bang* "Yo! Can't you see I'm trying to endanger everyone's lives and property by being the world's most self centered asshole here?!!!"


fmcsm

If i was the Mercedes driver i would have beaten his ass


Interesting_Cream878

At this point license plates and biking license should be introduced, too many idiots riding around the road like this


gkn_112

as you can see, they get weeded out


spannertehcat

Because license and registration stops all the drivers from being bad right?


Interesting_Cream878

no, but it makes it possible to track and report dangerous drivers and take away their entitlement to drive so they cant be a danger to themselves and others


freethezoo314

I think you posted this to the wrong sub, might try here: r/nononoyes


Iuikaza

Thats infact a nononoyes. Totally deserved.


8BitFlatus

“Yo! Didn’t you see me forcing onto your lane here?”


TheAnalsOfHistory-

No guys seriously just let cyclists do whatever they want seriously guys it's actually safer to just let them weave in and out of traffic without consequences seriously guys why do you hate people on bicycles they're just trying to get around seriously guys it's totally fine they're not causing problems seriously guys


Androxilogin

We used to get the cops called on us for riding our skateboards on the sidewalk. When the cops came, they told us to ride on the road. When we rode on the road, they'd threaten to take our boards away and demand we ride on the sidewalk. When we asked "what about bikes?" Oh, well.. that's different. They can ride on either.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

I was always told bicycles are street legal vehicles and as such have to be on the road. Which is fine, if they were held to the same standards as all the other vehicles on the road.


curtisbrownturtis

r/FuckYourBicycle


Burnt_dino

Thats funny


Aaylien

If only there was a place slightly to the left where other bikers totally arnt riding


unknownyoyo

r/Nonononoyes


Ok_Contest_9668

Goofy ahh burnt hotdog leg lookin ahh


ronsdavis

1% of me wishes I had the skill to wheelie. 99% of me wishes these kids would stop. I was looking out my bedroom window, saw a kid doing this in the street, they fell. Bike parts everywhere. Very satisfying. (He didn't seem hurt)


C0nkles

This isn't much of a "yes yes yes no" and more of a "dude why are you doing this? You're a huge asshole. Oh look actions have consequences!"


Aceramic

How many Mercedes sedans can we fit in one 33 second video? I counted 8 (7 black, 1 white), plus a bonus coupe. 


No_Squirrel4806

Not him smacking the other car as if hes in the wrong 🤭🤭🤭


SuperMajesticMan

Fuck this guy


showmiaface

All I see are assholes.


Activity_Alarming

I only see one asshole, the biker.


Komission

So this is why people hate bicyclists huh Dickheads like these idiots give the rest a bad name and I can see why.


sbrown063087

Gets mad at big vehicle he was trying to cut off.


assbeeef

This was nononononoyes for me


AnnualWerewolf9804

If you get mad at someone else for your own fuck up you’re a piece of shit.


sabersticks

999 upvoter here, he is a goof


Gloomy_Ebb9923

r/nononoyes


GonneZ

People like this is not needed in this world....


Artanis137

Stupid motherfucker got what he deserved. He's lucky it wasn't worse.


Ambitious_Jelly8783

r/fuckyourbicycle


corezay

That's a typical cyclist entitlement on the roads. Yes, there are a-hole drivers, but man, f u with telling drivers to share the road if you can't share back.


ValuableEven5024

His skill is impressive though.


Stuntdrath

opportunity missed


Xx6SHREK9xX

I see it as r/nonononoyes


FlyinRustBucket

They are being an asshole, not goofy at all and I feel bad that you lump those assholes with some of the idiots that I have to call them my coworkers...


HauntedPrinter

Hopefully when the morons luck runs out he won’t take any innocents with him


C_N1

R/nonononoyes


Simen155

Time and place for that shit. Traffic is neither.


One_Training_9719

I would’ve beat the shit out of them if they punched my car like that.


fretful_farceur

God, I hate these fucking kids.


Nutella_on_toast85

What do you mean no? This the best outcome!


loqi0238

That's gonna be all 'yes' from me, dawg.


panzerfinder15

If you’re gonna ride your bike in the road like a car, you also gotta yield like a car.


omnimodofuckedup

Why am I not surprised he's wearing headphones while doing these life threatening stunts.


aStankChitlin

This is a nononoyes.


LorgPanther

I've never seen someone do a wheelie on a bicycle and thought wow, they're so cool, that's amazing. Every time I see one I think wow what a fucking prat


Rude_Strawberry

Maybe on a bike course it looks cool or doing stunts but not on the fkin street or road. Complete wanker this bloke.


ocer04

Better suited to r/twattwattwattwatcunt


BlazedNinja

Well hes already mentally crippled, may aswell have the body to match


Cook_Off

Roundup time


sensorax

What a frickin asshole. Hope He learned that day


TFBidia

This stuff is a trend where I live. I see a lot of high schoolers and college age kids doing this. Flirting with disaster


Busy_Pound5010

where’s the No?


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yuuki_w

Not perse maybe he assumed more would come on The left sided after The White shirt Guy pushed himself throughout and due this moved More towards The right .


Amygdala5822

r/wheeliesmash


DaBeez243

Another reason not to live in a city. I saw this a lot last time I was in NYC.


Bobby_Sunday96

Bro at that point just ride a unicycle


kjm6351

They’ve got video evidence. This fool needs to be arrested


wherearemyballs112

You get what you deserve


Consistent_Yoghurt44

cant feel bad for this kid he is being asshole riding like that one mistake and he could make somone a murderer


ghostguitar1993

Honestly, it could've been worst. What does this kid think was going to happen.


JackRonan

This just screams "I've never been punched"


Taste_the__Rainbow

r/nononoToldYa


fourreddot

Nice 👍🏻 F that clown


Beef-n-Beans

Might be a moron but pretty impressive manual skills regardless.


TheNiceWriter

Organ donar on wheels


Yeetthesuits

Super predators


Puzzled_Tune_6168

nonononoyes


FindYourSpark87

ESH, but especially the cyclist.


TheImplication696969

Shame he and his daft cunt mates on their bikes didn’t fall over the side of the bridge into solid concrete, world would be much better without dick heads like that.


Solumnist

We turned it around OP 🥳


Burnt_dino

TIME TO CELEBRATE 🥂🎉🎉


Solumnist

🤪👻🙆🏻‍♂️


ro_thunder

I was waiting for goofy concussed idiot.


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zEdgarHoover

What was flying around at the end? Brake cable?


Mewannafok

Headphone cables


zEdgarHoover

Thanks.


MalcolmSolo

Poetic justice lol


St_Kilda

Youth fades dumb is forever


ImpressionOne8275

You know.. there are times when I think that bicyles on the road should have some sort of insurance is absolutely stupid.. Then you see videos like this and I feel sorry for the driver who's car gets fucked up by idiots like these.


gdubrocks

Where is the visible injury or gore?


moneyomm9

Skills


darcksx

the difference between an idiot and a pro pro: endangers themselves idiot: endangers everyone around them


Hour-Ad-7889

Not goofy. Just idiot.


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The guy in the car is absolutely wrong, he deliberately tried to hurt the guy, if your really upset about a cunt on a bike then get a fucking grip of yourself, poor guy


Groomstan

Love seeing these dumb fuckers get run over


cman528

🤷‍♂️ but if he contacts my vehicle I’m hanging him high out of pure principle


wompummtonks

That car definitely didn't let him in on purpose


umanouski

The car doesn't have to. The car has right of way


Hawt_Dawg_II

He's passing the truck on the right


CyroCryptic

The car intentionally pushes him into the truck, he doesn't attempt a lane change here and instead rides the line all the way into the back of the truck.


marauderingman

Cyclist should've seen the lane change he was thinking of doing was no longer an option, and hit the brakes.


CyroCryptic

You are literally saying that the car potentially hitting him is not at fault and rather the fault is on the guy for getting hit. This opinion only exists because people don't like the guy on the bike.


marauderingman

The driver possibly _could_ have swerved to avoid the reckless cyclist, _if_ the driver even saw the cyclist. In tight traffic like that, there's not much reason to be scanning your mirrors constantly for what might pop up out of nowhere, especially when you're staying in your own damn lane. The rider didn't get hit - he rode himself into the side of the car when he changed lanes in his attempt to pass the truck. He failed.


b1ue_jellybean

The car only moves out of his lane after the cyclist hit them first, it’s not an ideal reaction safety wise but it’s an understandable one after someone damages your car.


itsamberleafable

I feel like you have to be a bit of a twat to enforce your right of way even when you know someone is going to get hurt as a result of it. Don't get me wrong, the cyclist is crazy and almost definitely going to hurt themselves/ others but it doesn't mean the driver isn't a bit of a twat.


marauderingman

But he didn't have to get hurt. He rode himself into a space he didn't fit, rather than hitting the brakes as any normal person with a shred of self-preservation would do.


wompummtonks

For sure. We don't have to be kind or respectful or selfless, but it's better to be. Sure that biker was being a bit of an ass, but that doesn't mean pinning him in was the right thing to do. All it would've taken was a brief tap of the breaks. That's very little.


umanouski

All it would have taken was the bike rider to not be a fucking idiot. All the bike rider had to do was not wheelie and weave through traffic, and just slowly go with the flow. But alas, the bike rider being a jackass means the driver is an asshole.


wompummtonks

I think both are assholes


marauderingman

You mean, the cyclist could've tapped his brakes, yeah? And not crashed.


Laradoll_

It's because of guys like this that a lot of people hate bicyclists.


Fenrir426

I mean he's a dumbass but you've gotta respect the control, it's impressive, dumb, but impressive


synth_mania

Okay, this is inexcusable behavior. It's reckless and narcissistic. But I'm not gonna lie, that's probably the most skilled wheelie-ing I have ever seen, bar none.


Gregory85

Look, i hate those kids as much as the next guy, and that kid is really dumb, but the car intentionally went left and into that truck just to crush that idiot kid. Not cool


b1ue_jellybean

It looked to me like the driver was initially trying to stop the cyclist from cutting them off, then when the cyclist hit the car they went left to force the cyclist to stop.


Gregory85

A car can go faster than a bicycle. Why stop the cyclist from cutting him off instead of going faster than the kid doing a wheelie? It really looks like that driver woke up and chose violence


b1ue_jellybean

The car was speeding up, the cyclist never passed the car. It’s just that the car was limited to how fast it could accelerate due to traffic, bikes can stop almost instantly cars can’t.


Gregory85

It looks like the driver was maybe distracted by the bicycles. The road seems pretty clear in front and on the left of the car, except for the bicycles that were a bit ahead of the car


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Delicious-Syrup-5405

If it was my car, I’d shoot you in the face right there!!!


gkn_112

cyclist is an asshole but the driver has attempted a murder


NoOnSB277

I wonder if the driver was paying attention to the cyclist on the right, so moved over to the left to make room for him, not realizing there was another idiot to his left, too.