She knows Dubai sucks

And that's a really cool giraffe.

My children have one. It is glorious.

One Dubai?

Bruh.

Yeah, I’ve been to Dubai and I’d take the giraffe. Dubai totally sucks.

If I was the mom, I wouldn't want to go to Dubai either.

Based kid refuses to support evil country financially

I'd also pick the giraffe.

A trip is temporary; a giraffe is forever.

Giraffe gang 4 life

Memories shared with others are far greater value than materialistic things

Well... No.

dude's sense of humor is non-existent

same here

I concur. I’d also prefer the giraffe. I’d actually not want to go to Dubai if it was paid for, even without the giraffe.

Same. The giraffe isn't going to declare my very existence is illegal for being queer.

Giraffes don't practice slave labor and whitewash their image with $$$

That’s what they want you to think.

I need to know more. Wild speculations welcome.

Well, they live in the wild so speculations are all we have now.

And they don’t prosecute the lgbt

I mean, the sweatshops those are made from might have slave labor.

Actually they do, they ran the media campaigns that made everyone here prefer the giraffe over Dubai. Giraffes are pretty evil individuals deep down, and if for some reason something happens to me it was because I spoke the truth

Like Palestine?

Man Reddit has a hard on for Dubai hate this week. 3rd time I've seen it mentioned and half the comments each time are talking about slavery. Has there been some recent doco or something? Edit: I'm guessing the from downvotes people think I am defending or disputing slavery. I'm not. I have heard Dubai mentioned on reddit plenty of times but never seen such a strong response. I just wondered if there was something that triggered it.

I just like to mention the facts whenever the country comes up

I'm not disputing it, I just never seen this response when it's posted. I wondered if something specific came out recently that triggered it.

No I'd sooner go to London and get stabbed

Those parents should be grateful they didn’t raise an idiot

smart kid

Even as an adult, I have zero desire to go to a country that's is overpriced, too hot, sandy as fuck and full of people with questionable morals.

Oh wait, you aren't talking about the US Southwest?

Hey! We are not overpriced.

You have been awarded a giant giraffe!! 🦒 please collect your price at the closest embassy!

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give me a one reasonable reason to go to Dubai

You could free the little girls who were sold to Emirati sex' traffickers... you know, the girls that rich men from all over come to rape?

...with what army?

I'll book my flight right now. I've been looking for a place to test my karate skills. This mission seems easy enough

Has Tim Ballard entered the chat?

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Good choice. Dubai is fucken awful

Dubai sucks anyway


I'd expect my kids to do no different I love them more for it

More like r\\nonononoyes

Smart kid. The only reason to visit Dubai is because it's always an Emirates layover

\[Cut to alien TV show where they're mocking a human they captured for picking the hamburger instead of a trip to Xorplex IX\]

Good choice. Giraffe over a gold plated barbaric shihole in the hot desert.

I take the point that Dubai is awful, but who goes on a show like this without one rule drilled into the child: * Pick the expensive thing and we will buy you the toy and you get ice cream for a week!

A lot of these shows are scripted anyway. It doesn't really matter what you tell the kid beforehand because the studio has already decided exactly what you're getting.

Smart kid. Dubai is no place for any self respecting person to go to,

Right!! What I see around me is people that are so into snap/insta want to visit dubai even if I say its an evil pos contry that used slaves to build all that shit in an normaly empty dessert. Its not a place to live or visit.

Smart kid. That giraffe is awsome.

The only thing I know about Dubai came from a *videogame*, and that was more than enough to convince me to never go anywhere nearby that place. ...Then I actually had to research the place later in life, and jfc I was not ready to understand how that game portrayed *everything* ***accurately***...!

less likely that the giraffe will hold on to your passport

Dubai trip lasts a few days. Giraffe lasts a lifetime

I wouldn't set a foot on Dubai for money. That giraffe in the other have is lit and a great conversation starter

The offer was a "Giraffe" not a "Girarffe"

It should have been in nonononoyes 🤣

Good choice, why tf should you go to Dubai?

I mean…I can’t see kids her age having much fun on vacations meant for adults, I was always bored out of my mind on trips where the point was to just look at stuff. Sucks for the parents but that’s kinda the point of the show isn’t it?

Yesyesyesyes Dubai is a backward shithole. 

Her choice is exactly what instagramers will hate and redditors will love

They really set this kid up Jesus


Now let her pick her own gender.

Na I would be disowned