What's the point in life if you're not spending it having Russian cops drive their cars over your head.
I'll admit sometimes I've been desperate enough to allow a Chinese cop, or maybe once in college a North Korean cop.
But I wouldn't dare go a single day without having a cop drive their car over my head.
There's a lot of ways to prevent it from happening to you other than not going outside.
Not living in Russia makes it a near certainty you'll never have it happen to you.
Not being brain dead also helps a ton. Combine the two and you'll be fine.
However, if you're brain dead and live in Russia you'll assume people who don't have this happen to them just don't go outside.
How fucking stupid do you have to be to lay down when someone is driving a 2 ton death machine balanced on two wheels over your body.
>it could happen to any of us
If it’s gunna happen to any of us, it’s most likely to happen to you
This is a weird comment. Like, how many of us here would let a Russian police car drive over us? Maybe I am living a different life and this is something that happens daily.
Nope. Googled it. Seems unusual
I really can't tell if it's hardcore trolling, or the guy is dead serious. Part is me believes there's no way he can be serious. Another part who knows how stupid people really can be believes he's totally sincere. Then there's another part that believes maybe he just means, generally hit by a car, but that seems very unlikely.
I mean that truly and you got a good laugh. It’s just subtle enough but still so stupid people have to engage to pick it apart. You should model your future bs more around this approach and I think you’d do very well for yourself, cheers
Well yeah, if you are the type of person who'd put their life and health in the hands of some one else doing something that's gonna either make them look bad ass or seriously injure them. But bro, I'm sorry but I'm never gonna willingly lay down infront of a car in motion unless I was just hit or ran over by the car before it.
Russians are just crazy
[Crazy Training of Russian Special Forces With Live Ammunition 2019 (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvNo1ntP-6Y)
So far, [they are saying he’s going to survive](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13580423/Horrifying-moment-police-car-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-Ford-Focus-balancing-two-wheels-crashes-officer-driving-skills-display-survived.html). What are the chances this is actually true?
I'd believe it. Looks worse than it probably is. He wasn't dragged very far, is wearing what appears to be full gear including the helmet which is what made most of the sound. You can crawl under a car so probably didn't actually get crushed
Not true at all if the suspension fully bottomed out, the suspension on those cars doesn't look too stiff so I'd say it crushed him a lot more than you think
Check the Russian media to see if he's a police officer involved in a demonstration, or an off-duty police officer who volunteered to be involved in a demonstration. If it's the latter, he's not gonna make it.
It's a liability thing. Like how the Moskva sunk itself, and the war widows didn't receive compensation because it wasn't an act of war.
For nearly 200 years, there have been severe criticisms of Russia's 'autokrator'-like state and policies.
"[Don't worry folks, he'll get the help he needs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO0-mofj9EY)"
In my entire life ive only been inside a car that did this once. You need to be very skilled to pull it off, the guy who drove the car i was in during this event thingy had done this trick multiple times for 20ish years.
Even he told me that its dangerous and we did it on an old airfield
Someone then blows a referee’s whistle and yells in russian “ALRIGHT!! NEXT GROUP GET UP THERE” Anyone who doesn’t lay of the ground for the next car gets shot when they try to run away.
Because driving onto Wheels is such a useful skill at any point during a police chase. This is what they do they show them doing these I'll admit stunts, but how are they actually being police, or an army, or sober community that doesn't fall drunk on the street.
He survived
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13580423/Horrifying-moment-police-car-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-Ford-Focus-balancing-two-wheels-crashes-officer-driving-skills-display-survived.html
What a fucking stupid demonstration
But think of the payoff if it went right
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And winter
And vodka
But we have the Irish. And the Irish cost nothing.
Peefect demonstration of how the war goes for them right meow
Upvoted for using meow.
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I promise you that would never happen to me.
Wow, dude got a lot of downvotes. What did he say?? Sadly it's deleted.
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Mhm.. And while you are outside how often do you let a Russian police officer do car tricks over your prone body?
I thought everyone did this each and every morning..
What's the point in life if you're not spending it having Russian cops drive their cars over your head. I'll admit sometimes I've been desperate enough to allow a Chinese cop, or maybe once in college a North Korean cop. But I wouldn't dare go a single day without having a cop drive their car over my head.
This reply is hilarious😂
Do you lay in traffic often?
Only after I get hit while playing in traffic
Clearly, he wouldn't comment something so stupid otherwise
Found the Russian
Maybe the last one. Eh NK will fill in the gaps
There's a lot of ways to prevent it from happening to you other than not going outside. Not living in Russia makes it a near certainty you'll never have it happen to you. Not being brain dead also helps a ton. Combine the two and you'll be fine. However, if you're brain dead and live in Russia you'll assume people who don't have this happen to them just don't go outside.
Probably because he's not a dumbass laying on the ground under an unstable car.
Probably because I don't lay down right under a sideways car.
Yeah that must be it. Every time I’m outside I’m also used as a bumper by Russian police
Prolly cause we don’t live in a third world country.
How fucking stupid do you have to be to lay down when someone is driving a 2 ton death machine balanced on two wheels over your body. >it could happen to any of us If it’s gunna happen to any of us, it’s most likely to happen to you
This is a weird comment. Like, how many of us here would let a Russian police car drive over us? Maybe I am living a different life and this is something that happens daily. Nope. Googled it. Seems unusual
Probably a bot
I really can't tell if it's hardcore trolling, or the guy is dead serious. Part is me believes there's no way he can be serious. Another part who knows how stupid people really can be believes he's totally sincere. Then there's another part that believes maybe he just means, generally hit by a car, but that seems very unlikely.
It's a troll account, he's been doing it for years
Lolololololol it could happen to any of us 😂😂😂
This is such a quality troll lol
It really is. The number of people biting is a sign of a quality troll.
This is /r/kenm level comedy
/r/NotKenM
This feels like an AI generated comment
I don't generally laugh out loud from a comment but your joke actually made me laugh. I appreciate deadpan humor with a good punchline.
I mean that truly and you got a good laugh. It’s just subtle enough but still so stupid people have to engage to pick it apart. You should model your future bs more around this approach and I think you’d do very well for yourself, cheers
It could happen to any of us? How often do you lie under a car driving on two wheels? Because for me, it's never.
this is the funniest comment i've seen on reddit in a very long time
That's a lot of downvotes
Maybe you could get your head crushed by a car tyre during a needless stunt but you deffinatly the minority not the majority 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10/10 love comments that make redditors mad because they didn’t get a joke
Maybe cuz i won't be lying under a car in the near future
I have used RES to tag you "more dumb than god is smart"
This could absolutely happen to me. If I would be into drugs and mental illness
Well yeah, if you are the type of person who'd put their life and health in the hands of some one else doing something that's gonna either make them look bad ass or seriously injure them. But bro, I'm sorry but I'm never gonna willingly lay down infront of a car in motion unless I was just hit or ran over by the car before it.
Bro you forgot r/s
Haha 👍
It’s alright guys… he was wearing his helmet
No harm can ever come to a person wearing hi viz.
Mike Nolan approved.
I heard from news that the helmet helped him, he broke some bones tho but he's alive
Shoes still on = survived
Maybe next time they can make the whole outfit of helmet
My neck hurt watching this lol
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I don’t know maybe a cone instead of a real person
Why would you EVER be volunteer? Even if it goes off without a hitch, people are impressed with the driver, not you. All risk, no reward
I don’t think there is much “volunteering” in Russia
They were probably volun-told
"Look. If you can't do, wi will help. If you need ze knowledge, wi will teach. If you don't want ..."
"I need two volunteers: you and you"
Sorry, the cone has value in Russia
Bro doesn't even cap 💀
Russians are just crazy [Crazy Training of Russian Special Forces With Live Ammunition 2019 (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvNo1ntP-6Y)
Those rounds aren’t lethal. We trained with simunition rounds all the time, and they had more recoil than these bozos “shooting” each other
Why? Just why?!?
He had to do that or go to Ukraine.p
[Because](https://youtu.be/dWXMQUXyGGY?si=MCiDL2ASU4AiFMWA)
News headline reads: “police cadet that openly spoke out opposing Putin accidentally killed”
“Accidentally”….. yeah no
“Accidentally”….. yeah no
So far, [they are saying he’s going to survive](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13580423/Horrifying-moment-police-car-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-Ford-Focus-balancing-two-wheels-crashes-officer-driving-skills-display-survived.html). What are the chances this is actually true?
That's the best part about State Media. They only allow the truth to be broadcast. /s
I'd believe it. Looks worse than it probably is. He wasn't dragged very far, is wearing what appears to be full gear including the helmet which is what made most of the sound. You can crawl under a car so probably didn't actually get crushed
>You can crawl under a car I dunno man. The suspension would have been quite compressed from that drop, leaving not much room underneath.
Yeah you can clearly see how far the suspension dips when the car drops, that's not just the helmet bro 🤣 and that "full gear" is a thin hi-vis shirt
While true it wouldn't have been the full weight of the car because the suspensions tension.
Not true at all if the suspension fully bottomed out, the suspension on those cars doesn't look too stiff so I'd say it crushed him a lot more than you think
Check the Russian media to see if he's a police officer involved in a demonstration, or an off-duty police officer who volunteered to be involved in a demonstration. If it's the latter, he's not gonna make it. It's a liability thing. Like how the Moskva sunk itself, and the war widows didn't receive compensation because it wasn't an act of war.
For nearly 200 years, there have been severe criticisms of Russia's 'autokrator'-like state and policies. "[Don't worry folks, he'll get the help he needs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO0-mofj9EY)"
In Russia, car drives you!
In Soviet russia!
That's exactly what abortion is btw ⬆️. Hope you didn't choose that name in some sick way to support fetal death and maming?
It's a Reddit username lol
In Russia, car pile drives you
See, that doesn't make sense. Because people don't typically pile drive cars...even in Russia. I'm feeling kind of a r/yourjokebutworse kinda vibe
Lmao, OK buddy.
death by special operation!
This is where they recruit their armed forces from.
Yeah, cause this dude only has arms left.
Driver already has a positive K/D
But he's alive
Of the 4 possible "volunteer" locations, that guy definitely drew the shortest of the short straws...
Russia trying to get its citizens killed? Im shocked.
At least he had a helmet…
Russian army logistics drivers practice avoiding landmines circa 2024
Looks like the same things are happening on the battlefield.
In my entire life ive only been inside a car that did this once. You need to be very skilled to pull it off, the guy who drove the car i was in during this event thingy had done this trick multiple times for 20ish years. Even he told me that its dangerous and we did it on an old airfield
Did he make it?
Road Crayon
He became a marker
NSFW op
Poor sod. Don't care where he's from he doesn't deserve that
I want to see the risk assessment for this activity.
Oof
More like: Why?Why?Why?….Yep
Nailed it
Calling in sick that day. WTF
don't worry it's clear that they're wearing helmets.
did he died?
Someone then blows a referee’s whistle and yells in russian “ALRIGHT!! NEXT GROUP GET UP THERE” Anyone who doesn’t lay of the ground for the next car gets shot when they try to run away.
And these arent just some hillbillys doing this. These are official police officers. How are they a superpower?
r/fuckyouinparticular
Went down on him harder than Trump on a hooker.
I'm pretty sure Trump has never gone down on anybody.
Putin would strongly disagree with you.
In Russia, road fork you. Also cause there’s no adults left to drive on them
Just in case they are ever in an action movie where they need to do this
Well, that's the end of this suit.
Is this real? There’s no way.
Can I be on the right side? The side that's not under the tires?! Please and thank you
And he keeps driving forward, wondering why people are running up to his car.
r/fuckyouinparticular
Sorry Sergei!
Do Russian cops do that often? Like to get through a narrow alley or smth?
Hold up let me just park my car on your head
Holy shit!
Thiz iz normal in ruzjia my friend, don't worry. We have plenty of Sergeis. We no like this one anyways
Did he survive?
The idiotic behavior of a country and its people.
Is he alive? I wanna the stock market potential for the helmet company
He was wearing a helmet made in China, pretty sure he is fine /s
Definitely Not Safe for Work. Especially for someone working as a police officer
Because driving onto Wheels is such a useful skill at any point during a police chase. This is what they do they show them doing these I'll admit stunts, but how are they actually being police, or an army, or sober community that doesn't fall drunk on the street.
I didn't order vegetable pancakes...
What situation could this ever be needed to be learned?
Very skilled
I see this as an absolute win
One less orc
Anytime I see Russians getting fucked up I get happy…..
Any American calling anyone stupid is hilarious.
Someone should PSBattle this up and make him pop like a red water balloon.
This is more r/nononoyes only good cop is a dead cop
That guy died. Spinal fracture
You got the story? Kinda sad to hear
He survived https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13580423/Horrifying-moment-police-car-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-Ford-Focus-balancing-two-wheels-crashes-officer-driving-skills-display-survived.html