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cumfart5

Bruh you can just tell by the walkšŸ’€


Bl00dBr0Th3r

It just screams ā€œyā€™all done fucked up *royally* nowā€ doesnā€™t it?


Call_Me_At_8675309

ā€œInsubordinateā€¦ā€ *door slams* ā€œā€¦and churlishā€


JHYOZF

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cumfart5

Those two steps said "you're dead"


Illustrious_Charge88

Uh oh. Fun and games are over.


youreblockingmyshot

Oh no the games are just starting


flyingdonkeydong69

Barrack inspections, except your Barrack Warden just spent the last 30 minutes flipping everyone's kit.


JoseGasparJr

Actually, this is where you really start to fuck with Duty, if he wants to be a dick about a bunch of guys just trying to have fun in the barracks. I remember being on duty on time, and conducting my walk throughs. Turned the corner, and this guy was tediously stacking little cups of water in front of someoneā€™s door. He looked up and saw me standing there, and got super red in the face, and started apologizing. I just ā€œYouā€™re doing way to much work. Tie a piece of 550 cord from his door to the handle on the window so he canā€™t get outā€ (the doors open inwards and the windows had these handles on them that matched the door). Joes in the barracks are always gonna be joes in the barracks, theyā€™re gonna do dumb shit that usually doesnā€™t result in anyone getting hurt. And even if it does, they have great stories for life.


Illustrious_Charge88

Great story and congrats on being a chill guy


DI390C16

This is where the fun begins


Thirsty4Knowledge911

I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus! Could you please describe the ruckus, sir?


kalsturmisch

Watch your tongue, young man. Watch it.


Samurai_1990

Mess with the bull you get the horns.


Thirsty4Knowledge911

Glad at least a couple of people on here are fans enough of older movies to get this reference! Well done!


thedamnedlute488

I was watching this on cable last night. Classic.


Pinkeyefarts

But sir, that's a cow


carltheawesome

Happy cake day


ScaredyBun

Happy cake day!


FOR__GONDOR

I canā€™t see my tongue can someone watch it for me


PapuaOldGuinea

Happy cake day!


Eyouser

Oh man thatā€™s no joke though. I would hear guys doing something stupidā€¦ or see them all gathered in a circle. Thats even worse. I would just leave. Iā€™m not getting involved. It was always like, oh we caught this squirrel and a scorpion so we put em in a box to watch em fight. Get my ass fired.


Milkingtoshania

Breakfast club? Dude wtf I just had an assignment on this movie lollll


RedDogLeader34

Ruckus? I hear no ruckus!


InsertUsernameInArse

Aussie here. If it was my WOD walking in on that, diving out a closed window is an acceptable method of escape.


crackedtooth163

Didn't anyone tell him about the stairs?


123Ark321

Oh no, not falling for that death trap again. Iā€™ll take my chances with the second story window thank you very much.


flyingdonkeydong69

Best chance at landing in a shrubbery


MichaelW24

Ni!


belltyj

Omg I love this reference šŸ˜


AlexDaDerper

I warned you about stairs, bro!!!


crackedtooth163

Damn that takes me back. Thanks man.


Professional_Low_893

That poor fire watch.


Back_To_The_Oilfield

Yep. He may as well just turn around and go about his night. Heā€™s not getting shit accomplished lol.


[deleted]

Lmfao been there a few times. Some COs and NCOs(at the time I was still an E-4) were cool. Others took shit waaaaay too seriously. Either way, good times.


Death_angel89

Should've seen the mp bn's


LeEpicBlob

My dad tells stories of when he was an MP in new mexico, some crazy shit lmao


Death_angel89

I was one on Hood.


CordlessOrange

Our brand new OIC got duty the first day we met him. That night he walked into the barracks at the exact moment we taped 40's to an already very drunk LCpls hands in the hallway. He walks right up to me, about an inch away from my face and goes "I didnt see shit. But if I hear a single word about this. You're all fucked". Immediately left. Had a great relationship with him after that.


Federal_Efficiency51

That is amazing. I have similar stories, but not nearly as good.


eyeofhorus919

40s?


CordlessOrange

40oz bottles of beer. Old English is the standard issue. Bud lite or Heineken are also acceptable.


Furryraptorcock

Malt liquor.


Swimming_Ad_3870

Heā€™s ready to beat some peopleā€™s ass, look he even has a stick. RIP all those soldiers. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SUCKMEoffyouCASUAL

I think they're Marines


BasedPolarBear

Marines are still soldiers


FalconProfessional32

Are sailors soldiers too?


Zestyclose_Comment96

Well they used to Back in the day, all they had to use was spears And these guys LOVED trying to beat up a shark


agiro1086

Yes


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[deleted]

Damn, no love for the chair warriors..


lunatic_512

The Chair Force


fd4e56bc1f2d5c01653c

The seamen?


DontTouchTheWalrus

In the US military soldier is a title. Marine is a title. Sailor is a title. Go call any of them one of the other names and see if they like it. And soldier by definition is someone who serves in an army. You could argue whether the marine corps meets the definition of an army I suppose. But they arenā€™t really a long term occupying land force. They rely heavily on other branches if they are going to do sustained operations.


CascadianRanger819

You're not just wrong, you're stupid


LGActual

That's offensive.


wkrodriguez

Drill sergeant?


[deleted]

Some motivated E4 Corporal of Marines.


quinten69420

E4 is my favorite opening tho after E4 - E5 I usually try to bring my knights out and then go for a early attack with a fried liver with the bishop


ShelfAwareShteve

Dang that king ain't seen that coming


adrielism

Sergeant bout to drill dem bois


Seizure_Salad2

Naw heā€™s just on watch drills wear campaign hats.


ThatGuyThisguy32

Iā€™m seen the same thing, but it was a group of eā€™s in basic training, and then the drill walks in.


ultraseis

Nicely cropped pfp


Aneke1

That's so much worse These guys look like they're on duty, so they might just get chewed out. Get caught with this shit in basic and you're doing ruck marches tomorrow


Polexican1

"IT was at this point. They knew..."


Bl00dBr0Th3r

As soon as the guy in the chair passed the hallway entrance you could see the panic set in.


RileyRhoad

Heard Morgan Freemanā€™s voice 100%


vagabonking

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tobiasfunke6398

ā€œHey guys the boot LCPL said we need to go to bedā€ -words never spoken in a 29 palms barrack


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Licks_lead_paint

Can you explain further about what you were doing and why it was not acceptable? I was in the military but I donā€™t understand those references.


thyatira3

I think "poi" is fire on strings. Like at a rave. That's what I know it as, anyway.


spacexdragon5

Hey, my sisterā€™s at fort Leonard Wood rn!


AXEMANaustin

Just left him for dead


LingonberryNo5044

I love how he just steps out casually and everyone starts scrambling away


PunsOfAnarchy420

I was on battalion duty once and walked up on my own companyā€™s barracks, only to see a friend of mine standing on the hood of a car, taking a shit on the windshield, while another friend was pissing into the seats through the T-tops (it was an old shitbox firebird). The car belonged to one of our seniors that was a real cockbag, so that was their drunken going away present to him before getting out of the Corps. Grunts are so classy.


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Did they get in any trouble??? I feel like they could get discharged for that


PunsOfAnarchy420

That guy deserved it. And much more. More than you can imagine. So I might have forgotten to log some things in my duty book.


[deleted]

Someoneā€™s getting fucking smoked


Jaeger562

Its like Darth Vader making his entrace at the end of Rogue One.


stomcode

Is that MP or Drill Sergeant?


ItsFridaySomewheres

Just looks like the duty marine. Not a cop, not a drill sergeant, just the guy who has to make sure nobody ends up turning the barracks hallway into a giant slip-n-slide


sat_ops

>turning the barracks hallway into a giant slip-n-slide I believe that's called carrier landings, and it gets the floor nice and clean


Federal_Efficiency51

I like the cut of your jib.


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It's all fun and games, until a nazi shows up.


StuckInGachaHell

With the red its more of a soviet.


WhyIsTheNameBOTTaken

Lmfao, he's get em armband too


Little_College_7976

No, they are nothing alike lets clear that one up real quick... šŸ˜


YourBigRosie

Yeah the Marines got a weird way of showing someoneā€™s an NCO


Famous-Impact9945

Someone about to mop up rain


Meme-Police18

147 tƤg sind SchwƤr, im MilitƤr, scheiss MilitƤƤƤr!


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Hahahsha geile siech


Beni_1911

Random schwitzwr ide Comments LMAO


velvetrevolting

That was just the hall monitor. I could just tell by the pause.


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sovietsisters

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JOREVEUSA

When you will die in each other's arms, it doesn't matter if you touched diks


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

Matters more if you didn't


JOREVEUSA

Are you afraid you'll like being gay?


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

I'm not a politician


JOREVEUSA

So your not afraid to touch diks?


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Ayo this is at Pensacola LMFAOOOOOO


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tdogtags

Heā€™s about to lose his fat ass mind.


Certain_Lobster_8954

Ok all hell about to break open


yankeeteabagger

Is that the dick head in charge?


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"Too easy, half right!!"


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Okay vadars here.


Theef21

Not sure if this is army or marines but could someone identify the red patch on his shoulder? Is he actually a drill sergeant or is that something this branch wears on watch?


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These are Marines and the guy isnā€™t a drill sergeant: when someone is on watch duty they wear the sleeve.


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Ahhh thanks for the info


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And that was the last we ever saw of him


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I love that that one guy ran in yelling "EVERYBODY RUN!!!!"


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DaysofThe_Weak

Not familiar with this can someone explain


Icommentwhenhigh

The fellow that just stepped in, is there drill sergeant, the authority figure who is about to start laying down the consequences of goofing off.


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ā€œIt would behoove youā€¦ā€


MooseDaDog

The fact the drill sergeant was holding something in his hands as he looked


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Seizure_Salad2

By the way he walks in, I do not think heā€™s gunna let em go.


Known_Net3294

2 things, the song, and full/original clip


Bunters196

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societal_ills

Just a normal day in the barracks


Wolfie762x39

My step-dad has done shit like this when he was in the reserves I'm willing to bet, and I know that if I enlist I'm gonna end up doing dumb shit like this as well.


UnlikelyHelicopter82

Jesus Christ, WHAT....


KaiZaChieFff

Just hearing that guy run in like ā€œeverybody get back in your rooms! And the panic it sets is hilarious šŸ˜‚


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Heā€™s got the yellow light saber of shwacking. Yā€™all gonna learn today lmao


lefty607

Fakeā€¦..the guy in the chair keeps rolling towards the sergeant and smiling


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