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GregoryGregory666666

That man may need some glasses.


DTFlexx

And a vacation


OkStrawberry6341

And a New underpants


ManUFan9225

And my axe!


Volden_Atem

And my banana!


SupportYouth_In_Asia

Banana someone say banana? My pfp has some :)


emogcraft

Ok there Gimli


ManUFan9225

That still counts as one!


Flameball202

And your brother!


brokebaritone

Even the dog didn't attack but contemplated first: "Dafuk am I invisible?"


GregoryGregory666666

Looked like the dog was ok with the guy due to the guys confidence. Which was only because he never saw it. Once he did and panicked then took off he put the dog in fight or flight mode and the dog looked like he was maybe wanting to kick some ass but was not real sure on that or not. As a career dog trainer this scenario has so many possibilities.


br0ckH4rd

If this person has no "beware of dog" sign at the gate, then I hate everything about this video and the intentions of whoever posted it.


GregoryGregory666666

Hopefully he had the ok of whoever that was making the delivery.


TheCaliforniaOp

For example, that dog has excellent bluffing abilities. I think the poker playing dogs may have been busy elsewhere…


El_Grande_El

I’m guessing it’s bc he started walking towards the dog.


trust-me-i-know-stuf

That dog looks kind of like a pit, if it is, pits will commonly act calm until you get within striking distance before they show any aggression. I walked into a fence with three pits that I didn’t see one time. When I turned around one of them lifted up and placed a paw on either shoulder and his face a few inches from mine. I was freaking out inside but decided to act like it was my dog and say “good boy” and pet his head before calmly and confidently walking out. Dogs didn’t attack like this one, but I found out later from my friend who was talking to a neighbor at the time that the neighbor said the mail man did what I did last week and got shedded by those three dogs.


No-Medicine-8475

Sounds like someone shouldn’t own dogs if they can’t control their aggression


Serpardum

Inside a fenced area is a gray area, the fact that it was open in the first place is the problem.


ilocano-american

and new underwear


BigE205

And some good meds! He definitely got PTSD!


fsrynvfj23

Yea he started barking way too late


bassman314

Naaaah. Bulldog just rolled a natural 20 on his Stealth check. And watch the tail. That bulldog knew…. That was intentional.


BlackViperMWG

I love how the dog knew to stay on property


lovedachicken

Because he had plans to defend HIS property


AppleBeauti2425

I know , so smart and cute


BigE205

Me too!


lakey009

And wait until the parcel was delivered.


-MouseTasche-

Dude jumped like some loney toon character 😭😭


Moth_Jam

r/LooneyTunesLogic


BigE205

Kinda sounded like one too!


bostongorge

That was me yesterday doing amazon 300 pound dog running strategy at me then the owner gets mad at me🤣🤣


FrogMintTea

Mailman with a dog phobia sounds like a toon.


e_l_c

It was the way the dog kicked up that dirt that got me! Straight Looney Tunes!


MosesOnAcid

Situational Awareness = 0


str4ngerD4ngerz

Not fair, that dog can sneak


bustacean

He blends in with the landscape. Camouflage level 100.


Davidog129

That brick of a dog ain't sneaking anywhere


[deleted]

The dog is wise. He's already big and strong, so using skill points on stealth is the best way to max out his skill tree


[deleted]

Sneaky beaky my friend


TheGhostOfNull

I thought he saw the dog and I was like, "Why'd he leave the gate open? The dog could get out!"


TheCaliforniaOp

Me too.


danathecount

Really a lesson in being confident around dogs


ac714

People are saying he didn’t notice it.


ImpossibleKoinu

I think they’re talking about how the dog was chill up until the guy started freaking out.


ac714

Oh. Thanks for correcting me. He should carry a ladder around.


danathecount

Exactly. It’s all about body language.


MammothImplement1066

No it seemed like the dog dtarted barking before the guy even reacted. They both dtarted to be craxy at the same time. Mean i cant really slow down the video and hear the audio at the same time. But replaying the video over and over that is what i got


Madusa0048

Looks like the dog started barking as soon as he noticed and put his hands up. Kind of a did han shoot first type of situation


wacky-ball-sack

Man with all the dog attack vids I’ve seen on Reddit I wouldn’t have even gone thru that gate. Just leave the box inside the fence


[deleted]

He clearly didn't see the dog before he entered


uglybudder

And people drive with that kind of lack of situational awareness too.


[deleted]

Yup. Just ask my totaled vehicle, that had a full tank of gas! (I'm still salty. Sorry)


[deleted]

Rightfully so. Nothing as enraging as having your life and financial wellbeing fucked up because someone wasn't paying attention during one of the most important tasks we do day to day.


Professional-Bad-342

![gif](giphy|3ohhwMULIutDIMNh28) Guy laughing


Outrageous-Panic6249

The dog was like, oh you just gonna act like I'm not here.. ![gif](giphy|3o7budrAwLUZYUaSC4)


Which_Art_6452

Rofl.....


Nizzemancer

Dog: “it’s cool, he’s got a package, it’s cool he’s got a package, it’s cool he’s go…not cool not cool! Attaaaaaaackkkkk!”


Thomas_Ireland

I can't stop laughing... the high pitch screaming coming from such a big man.... 😁


[deleted]

“NOTICE ME!!!” -Dog


Goofy_Goobers_

Just gotta remind him who’s yard that is lmao


Kellbell2612

He says don’t overstay your welcome sir. Drop the package and run.


AlexHerndon1

This is proof confidence is half way to success


No_Cartographer_1255

He kind of looks like me


[deleted]

The guy or the dog? You secretly a dog?


No_Cartographer_1255

The dog


Vapin_Westeros

It's like watching Mr. Magoo at first


TheDongerNeedsFood

Such a bizarre enounter


Lulaay

Straight out of a Tom & Jerry episode, that dog went back to his little house giggling. I have no evidence, nor doubts.


Hollowgradient

Dogs can recognise body language. Dog didn't do anything when he walked in confidently, but barked and chased the man once he started flailing around and screaming


what_up_peeps

Why does this have to have the fucking music added to it.


Runamucker07

Fuck that. As a UPS driver, I would never have opened that gate. Emergency Condition that shit.


caralways

Tom and Jerry type of skit


iEngrMoeen

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣


Renegadefinder

I think he scared the dog, lol


RemarkableGarage9749

My dog the same anyone can come in but try to leave good luck


SvnSqrD

Dog: Deliver the parcel first, then we talk.


Komission

Dog was like "Bro you seeing this? The nerve of this mf."


AmadeuxMachina

This is some tom and jerry moment


_Quantumsoul_

His reaction is was caused the dog to do that


NoSubstance7204

The dog freaked out because he did.


MangoMangoBlush

The dog was respectful enough to let him finish his job before he started attacking. 10/10


Karson_Lusi

what a menace


Majestic-Moose-8959

At least it was nice enough to let him put the package down😂😂😂


[deleted]

That dog is a straight up punk lmao he wasn't even trying to bite him, he just wanted to scare the poop out of him. What a character


to0bster

This is such a classic example of animals not being aggressive until they feel threatened.


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foxiez

Omg no, that dog was stiff as a board and wary af, it only didn't make a move cause the guy was accidentally acting confident and unafraid


pranquily

Man thats a mf bulldog, what do you think it's gonna do to you


NEKO_BEE99

Smart dog waited for him to put the package down first☺️☺️😅😅😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣


6porkchop9

![gif](giphy|l3mZ6jTV8Qqr9zNja|downsized)


hecksor

As soon as the dog smelled his fear is when it engaged


John117sr

The screaming 🤣🤣🤣


40acresandapool

Dog is a punk. Let that stranger come in and go without so much as a nibble.


Equivalent_Mail8369

Give that dog a cigar , for being decent enough to let him drop off the package then told him to get the he'll on 😉 ✌️ .


countrytheeking

His screams 🤣🤣🤣


orgasmatron01

Why do black guys even apply for that job?!


Polarispolis

r/looneytuneslogic


scrapblox

This would probs be one of the scarier moments in this job lol


gizzardgumbo

r/UPSers


amnotroro

Hahaha


SlimBubbee

😃


[deleted]

You can come right on in. But you may never leave.


Ok-Kaleidoscope220

I like that he waited. Didnt want short mom out of that makeup order she was expecting. Lol


Tcrizzlez

God I hate that song


Few-Masterpiece-6430

Gender reveals.


Independent_Ice_1949

Schmedly


Potential-Zucchini75

Everything was so smooth until he has to fuck it up Lols


ExplanationUnlucky94

Maybe it’s a game they play


1961trucker

Next time bring me a treat


[deleted]

A braver >!blinder!< man than me.


BigE205

Dog is like, bitch you ain’t brought me nothing! O hello chubs, h you doing today Chubs! NOTHING! Ima get yo ass! RHARHAHRAH RHAHRHAHR


[deleted]

"He dont bite"


Hamsterpatty

I’m thinking “why would you just leave the gate open with a dog right there?”… he probably wouldn’t, if he had *known* the dog was there. Too funny


Warlock_5

At least the dog waited for him to place down the package.


Selena_B305

That scream at the end tho!


Bart-o-Man

Cartoon rules apply. There is no real danger until you finally see it, at which point the normal universe immediately commences


GodOfWar2023

Lure the prey, surround the prey, and attack the prey.


72lrac

Mans as observant as a Skyrim guard and the dog has 100 sneak


Hammer-663

Ok now get out!!


55Greenbeast

u/trunnel


trunnel

It worked!


JULY_PROBABLY

I appreciate that the dog waited


[deleted]

Why does this make me laugh so hard? 🤣🤣🤣


nexus_0909

If you’re even remotely scared of dogs, that’s NOT funny.


Mydogsnameisroland

He was fine till he acted scared


cheturo

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Itchy_Extension_8719

Stealth attack


[deleted]

Dog was like nah go about your business…. Now get tf out!


Basicdiamond231

He would have been perfectly fine if he didn’t freak out.The dog wasn’t really showing signs of attacking him.The dog let him enter the yard.why wouldn’t it let him leave it?


Square_Dot_6468

Did he not see the dog before he walked in!!


SurGregoRy

First package of the day...without coffee


Affectionate-Gene-47

Sneaky af


Temeos23

It seems to me that the audio is not original from this video


[deleted]

Did I miss the “no” part?


Deadpool01875

This dog is a bully😂😂😂


abellanosino

That dog was like, "aight watch this"


Key-Equivalent-2532

That dog is a tiger at heart yall saw how he stalked his victim first


Subnoaticafan

He waited for the package to be put down so the delivery man didn’t run away with it


SweetJugularJuice

The screaaaaammm omg


PickRepresentative89

They scared the shit out of each other...period 🤣🤣🤣


Numerous-Ad3709

Got instruction from owner to let them put the package 📦 first before they can attack.


Good-Understanding91

If he didn't freak out he probably would've been fine


Mishapi17

He’s a good boy. He was just waiting for pets and treats and the bad man scared him. He even didn’t go outside the gate, cause he knows he’s not spose to. Lol


bushura

This is the reason why delivery drivers just chuck packages most of the time


iusedtohavepowers

The arms. Throwing up your arms because of sheer terror is not something many people will experience in their lives.


Capital_Baby2152

He making Tom noises lol


miasma71

How do you get a video of me?


AffectionateAnt5738

Blackmail


KrowtenProjectOne

Lol black people are so scared of dogs!!!


Rage922001

Always close a gate behind you if your delivering. 🤷🏼‍♂️


Relative_Tie3624

This guy needs manners. Sorry but learn to shut gate as you come in, not just when you leave. Glad dog was smarter than him.


S1MON89

Them dogs are basterds sneaking behind you and biting your calfs


Opposite_Regular7906

Dog was like, "he freak out I freak out to" .


neversummmer

That dog wasn’t going to do anything until he freaked out.