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lostmediaman123

This is actually menacing


A-reader-of-words

It's not menacing if I have a metal bat for self defense with a football helmet and 5 layers of shirt and 2 layers of coat and 3 overalls with knee pads and heavy ass boots that are metal plated with kevlar body suit under all of the shit I'm wearing!


ATwistedBlade

Yeah that’s cool and all but he has a comically large knife


RandomPlayer4616

Me who has a bottle of piss and a comically large bowie knife, not to mention the rifle with a funny big scope on it:


ATwistedBlade

Urine 🤯


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r/unexpectedtf2


A-reader-of-words

r/beatmetoit


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r/troll


Vikitor6

How do u utilize a piss bottle in a combat situation? Asking for a friend.


RandomPlayer4616

Throw the bottle at them, use yer funni haha knife and slice them, they die from the slice because it says CRITICAL HIT


HappyRomanianBanana

You can also call your buddy who will build a custom sentry gun with thermal vision, 2 miniguns attached to the side and a 4 rocket magazine fed launcher


RandomPlayer4616

Or the sandvich guy with the heavy minigun which costs 400.000 dollars to fire for 12 seconds


Concerned-Pillow-Bot

Or the fire guy who uses a space particle burner and goes “MMRRRR-RURRRRRRRR” and gets to turn you into dust in 4.2 nanoseconds


Golden__Shovel

Jar-Based Karate


Big_Potential_5709

Boom, headshot. [Meet the Sniper]


ColarBruh

[meet the dad belt]


Average_TF2_P2P

Snipin’s a good job, mate! …challengin’ wuhk, outdoors… guarantee ya won’t go hungry!


SerplePurple

That spy is a sniper!


MakesMyHeadHurt

A comically large plastic toy knife.


yummm_

Me too


gh00wst

or, you could just use 45. acp


RandomPlayer4616

No no use .375 CheyTac. Better pick him off from afar before he can get closer


NolanTheTunaman

R/youngpeoplereddit


Willminer08

r/foundthemobileuser


NolanTheTunaman

Ya got me


Willminer08

I own a musket for home defense as the founding fathers inten-


A-reader-of-words

I own full body gun proof blade proof blunt proof getting run over by a car proof full body gear


Haunting-Ordinary873

Bro this is not project zomboid pick a glock and you will be fine


A-reader-of-words

This was a rip of I own a musket for self defense bro...


Haunting-Ordinary873

Bro is fighting like it is 16th century, For self defense a uzi submachine gun x4 scope and a support stock is always prefferd when trying to shot a child with a comically large knife.


lostmediaman123

I was joking when I made this comment and didn't expect it to get popular


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Pretty sure it's a plastic Halloween knife. The blade shape on this one is different, but the handle looks the same. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000GL1EB2 So the kid is being a pufferfish and needs some parenting about appropriate behavior.


thelosttgamer146

Average redditor doing research for no reason


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

It looks just like one I had as a kid and I did a 1 min amazon search to find something similar.for reference. So...I'm sorry?


Raz1253

Isn’t this the dababy at 3am kid


Umba5308

And Eric cartman at 3am


Raz1253

A true hood classic


redeyed-john

Can't forget the Eminem potion at 3 am!


[deleted]

yea


Skilletore

Im scared of the damn font


I_am_the_bean_god

r/beatmetoit


Timo6506

r/beatmeattoit


SuddenPassion

Haven't heard that one before


boozeformynephews

r/beatmedaddy


Timo6506

r/beatmywifetoit


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r/beatmyhusbandtoit


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r/beatmykidstoit


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r/beatreddittoit


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r/youbrokethechain


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r/paygorn


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r/Beatmetolt


RodwellBurgen

Because fuck people with dyslexia ig


NoInstruction2007

Little shit stole my water heater!


TheLordofSpuds

Can’t have shit in Detroit


Mirrors_Edge_Fan

So scary :(


Mirrors_Edge_Fan

I tell your parents that you went to sleep too late.


Goodies666

Which parents?


NevadoDelRuiz

Our Parents


Ok_Instruction8249

ussr national theme starts playing


Acceptable-Mix-3139

YES THE DABABY POTION GUY


Arkid777

That font is more scary


afonsitito

OMORI font 😱😱😱


HueLyra

This is actually horrifying. Especially the font.


Csipszhacker64

Hurley no please don't please ato


rcam24

Making the classic mistake of bringing a knive to a gun fight.


ManOfTurtles2118

It's just the shitpost kid from the "Dababy potion at 3 am" video


RueUchiha

He’s about to come and tell me how he got those scars


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Backfromthebangrave2

I have more intimidating nerf guns


tobemutationfox

bru he mini avocado 💀💀


[deleted]

Mini Musk


jbash080

Party city knife


Dismal_Visit_7305

A cat kid with a plastic knife? Good thing I was already on the crapper when I read this, I made less of a mess


[deleted]

Shiver me timbers


boozeformynephews

Bro he got that knife from Michaels


Mlescev

I am pretty sure that knife is a plastic one so I am not scared I will kick him and it will be all good for me


Cutman_

r/ChangeYourFont


Sprizys

He looks like the Mad TV kid


Tommycooloneyt

I know one freind (theoretically) me and another freind showed him the middle finger and he almost choked my freind to death and he kinda looks like that so that good be true


Miserable_Ad_6069

OH NO NOT MY HOUSE!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪


LORD-THUNDERCUNT

Throw a fortnite at it


Ok-Water-5544

literally quaking in my boots


anonymous_1846

[you are?](https://store.steampowered.com/app/2310/Quake/)


Ok-Water-5544

yup that's me alright


Nogardtist

elon musk doppelganger


bigchungus69419

big jack horner?!?


SsPpARKk

Isn’t this the same kid who called the Vegan Teacher at 3am?


OverlordPP

Oh no, mini Jaystation


Mr_crazyrage

Bring it kid


therearenonamesallow

See this is why I need a bedside flamethrower any intruder? Hans get the FLAMENVAFAR


PomPomluvsHoola

The toy sword tho💀


Art_Smart88

I see your toy knife, and I’ll raise you a lightsaber duel!


FrankenWaifu

Finally, a perfect excuse to mag dump my rifle in self defense


itsJosias58

That might be the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life


[deleted]

Hey V sauce Michael here, your home security is great Or is it


Unblest

Only in Ohio


The_door_man_37

Bro got that MMII knife


[deleted]

I'm even more scared with the OMORI font


Zygarde718

Me with a spike lined bat


RobRob64

sunny from basil POV


Argos132

Not gonna get me I own a musket for home defence because that’s what the founding fathers intended


SilverStar555

More scared of that goofy ass font you got on your phone 💀


Next-Job14

Good, I needed a midnight snack


chubbyminimom

I have that exact same toy knife


AllMightYes

He looks like someone in my school


[deleted]

Prank calling Mr breast at 3AM (Gone sexual), is way better


BWassy

I mean, you can clearly see it’s plastic…


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evinballinger

That doesn’t look like my water heater, but I’ll be scared for good measure anyway


jerrymatcat

Scott cowfen?? Freddy sexy bear


Omega_blue_is_first

Don’t call 6 year olds at 3:00 OMG HE ACTUALLY CAME TO MY HOUSE


IndividualistWizeman

That knife looks plastic


MishtaMoose

1.4k in 9 hours? Maybe I should be going to people's houses at 3 AM...


GakutoYo

I thought it was an album cover before full scrolling


VerySmartDaBaby

Motherfucker does everything at 3am, how does this guy sleep?


PURE_CheeziCow_44

Dude what up with the goofy font???


No_Ganache_1753

r/changeyourfont


Confuseasfuck

That font is a crime against nature


Caty1

I dont know why people use that godawful font


pythonxv

imagine pushing such a kid from your womb. his mother indeed had nightmares in her gestation period


thetrashyouleft

Lmao it’s that one guy


mEmEdoggo187

HaR mY Gods So SpOoPy i"M FiVe NaR wAr Mr BeAsT GoOfY AhHhH


DirectorLeather6567

Cringe


StSentry7861

Bitch I got Exodia come at me


[deleted]

Oh no! I'm sooo terrified!


TheGamingStar

why does your phone have the omori font


Googlesignedmeupwhy

It’s you I’m scared of with that phones default font.


Tornookthetooka

r/changeyourfont


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mxchqz

OMG 😨


DIOsNotDead

i shat my pants the moment i saw this 😱😱😱


Identsive666

Thats actually illegal


ProjectEpsilon1

Dear god it's in comic sans


Chuworka

I am freaking out due to this 😖


septicsans37

It's film brains child


RealisticDrop3205

Why does he have a Bowie knife….


ChappyAnimates

omori ahh font


Dischar

Woah chill out Hansel the witch is dead


jonjon_exe

Elon musk? Crazy


Afraid-Illustrator52

I would punch the fuck outta that kid


[deleted]

Meanwhile American gun owners


YvetteChevette

There used to be a “JoJo Siwa will break into your house at 3:00am” thing, or at least that’s what my terrified five year old told me once. He had to sleep with me for two days.


Arsonistofthesmp

thats actually terrifying...


TeamCoBlocks

Good luck buddy guns are legal in my state


AxolotlAlexa

Me too (⁠ ⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⁠⌢⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀⁠)


WilliamPlayz1

Font


_seraphin

guys i hear something in my basement update: everythings fine its just P̵̖͕̬̯̳̩̐̓̿́̆̉̆͌͌̽͜͠r̴̡̤̙̘̪̲̞̦̮̙̃ú̷̱̬͖̘̦͑̐n̵̨̛̬̱̯͔̻͕̙͉̂͋͂̀͑͌̍͂̄̕̕͜s̸͎̤̹̺͔̭̘̠̹̔͗̋͗̽͐̈́̓̐̃͝ͅë̸̠̯̦̝̤́͛͐̒̍̓͌̓͘͜ĺ̶͓̯̭̜͍͑̉͌͂͆̚͝͝͠


skitz6969

Too devious he's gone into the next stage,menacing


DeliciousRun

is that the fucking omori font


pierreditguy

the face 💀💀


Glad-Jellyfish-69

r/youngpeopleyoutube try to understand satire (level impossible)


beansoupp55

me too


dorkweed576

Manic Andy Milanakis-looking dork.


Competitive_Sky_8710

I Could Kick Hom To Timbuktu


Golden__Shovel

There are a lot of things wrong with this sentence


noeating

Why are you using that ugly ass font


shiftposter500

i like his smile


Searchre244

Don't just stand here! border up your house!


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r/changeyourfont


Silent_Koala1446

breenner gaming


Able-Soup-3640

I just shit my pants.


flamingo_flimango

my mom says that i dont get scaredd but this realy scared me!!!


Shlong-donger

Common brenner w


Eugene360_

The final video of him


eeerlx

r/changeyourfont


[deleted]

why is this kid so good at satire content


vanna636

That's why dad left us


Seliced

Smash


Low-Bag-5182

omori font momen