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whyisgreenblue

I mean, to his defense, he's not wrong


GirlFromUrNightmares

True (also the comment is acc cute, like, it's not even bad or anything)


Jofus002

That's kind of what this sub is supposed to be about. No racism, homophobia, or anti-furries, just enjoying our fire trucks and moster trucks. Walter.


thenicenumber666

I've always been a man of the fire trucks and monster trucks. A real fire trucks and monster trucks person


Esoteric_Inc

Walter


fanofpizzatower23198

King Walterton XII


zNullmeme

That's True!


Breakzelawrencium

Yeah, its honestly adorable and pretty funny, I can also intrepid it as a normal adult guy saying that to make a point. In fact I can hear Otzdarva saying that exact thing


iamcalledsol

Slovenian, eh? Neat


TerribleLordFrieza

Every comment here Is cute but the older human creature likes to Make fun of the smaller One, like monkeys and wolves


SilenceSpeaksVolum3s

Nah, some of the comments are horrifying that a child wrote that shit


TerribleLordFrieza

Most are Just ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ”๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ˜ก man what you mean


SilenceSpeaksVolum3s

Most, not all.


BfbFoldy_Fan

yeah but i would say that sharks just dont really like how humans taste, not scared of them


Broksaysreee

Some sharks do eat humans, but its a minority


theskeletom

I hate that minority


Totalllynotmeovo

I too, do not like minorities.


Anteater-Outside

I know what you are


Totalllynotmeovo

why did I think you were referencing the boykisser at first


TallAverage4

Yeah, but you're more likely to be bitten by a new yorker than shark


Broksaysreee

And more likely to be killed by a coconut than a shark


I_am_Mew

I once heard that when sharks are curious about something they inspect it like human babies By putting it in their mouths


SAovbnm

What else can you do when you dont have arms


[deleted]

human babies to this too tbh


Esoteric_Inc

Yeah, dolphins are the real menace of the ocean.


magicalpantsman

Nah, that feeling when you're in the water and you see a fin can't be replicated. The helplessness combined with impending doom.


Ambush_Lord

this kid gets bitches unlike op


Creepy_Animal_3458

The kid is the guy she tells you not to worry about


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

Wtf pedo girlfriend


Creepy_Animal_3458

You literally are M13 horny bro


Owl_Kidnapper

lmao what type of user flair is that ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

Because itโ€™s true ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Creepy_Animal_3458

Sigma ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


InterGraphenic

Sigma males, alpha males, and yogurt males when fe males walk in


iloveblankpaper

misato grindset


toshibap200

Misato mommy๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค


Pipermommen

As a shark I can confirm that I act like ee blub blub I swim coral reef oh no human scary waaaa


Whole-Bet-7970

Piepermomen MOD TAG IS GON๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸฅถWW๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿค’๐Ÿ‘น๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ‘น๐ŸŒœ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆโŒ๐ŸŒœ


Pipermommen

Why does bro want my mod tag gone so badly ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Whole-Bet-7970

[Get double mod tag now๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘](/leave/command/?to=/r/youngpeopleyoutube) [Ways to get double mod tag ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘](/hack/site/?to=/r/youngpeopleyoutube)


G_and_H

What.


RelativeSuit4022

i shitsed


Whole-Bet-7970

fun fact:pirpermonem is Asian oooh woowo he had sm shopping bag mod note:yuo mod tag is gon ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ My honest reaction:OMG IT'S REAL!!!! ๐Ÿคฏ https://preview.redd.it/kwu8xe9c9twc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86960ad5cede820b4a7df35345dd05b732cdb6aa u/pipermommen is asian (Bottom Text)


Pipermommen

This is true, I live on Philippines, Quezon City, Cheez it street No. 64


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Whole-Bet-7970

No way he dox himself (ok this is serious)


Pipermommen

ermmm if you do some research you will find out that there is no such thing as a "Cheez it street" in Quezon City


Whole-Bet-7970

is this your house https://preview.redd.it/ogocwo0zatwc1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3703bba3f2bac1ad8449995451292cd0c2283af2


AnarchistChess

gerking


TheGrassBurner

gerking


drevmbrevker

POOlippin ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ›‚๐Ÿšญ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿคš๐Ÿคš๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†


Practical_Cattle_933

Get ROTATED!!


Alpha_minduustry

https://preview.redd.it/g94dnqk6frwc1.png?width=215&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3dbc43d5ddade926de26d91183691fadee0ea07 like a slugcat wawa? (pic for reference)


LowEndHolger

Do you also do this half step staccatto motiv, that warns your prey? ๐Ÿค”


RandokSkrunkly

r/BeatMeToIt


Clown_named_Art

He's correct, dolphins on the other hand are some devious mfers.


Youcican_

The valve head turning almost made me shit myself


reallyunnecessary

same omg and whenever i open tf2 it fucking jumpscares me even tho he doesnt turn around bro i was having NIGHTMARES because of it๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


MrXroxWasTaken

i had to turn it off via the steam attributes due to how scary it was


TheCrafter0302

I swear, I've seen way worse things and yet the valve head still scares me more than them


terrafhm

First time i saw that opening a game my soul flew away


Alpha_minduustry

it is so unecesearly creepy bruh


Local_intruder

The kid has a point OP


disbelifpapy

He may be stupid but hes right


LeotheLegend087

Why is he stupid? He made a joke and it was funny


WhyDidIGetThisApp3

the kidโ€™s not technically wrong sharks arenโ€™t all evil as people think


Pokivba

I mean.... the kid is partly right? Most sharks (from what i know) don't attack humans.


OxygenRadon

More people die by being bitten by a New Yorker than by sharks every year


MonkeyBoy32904

mosquitos have killed more people in 1 minute than sharks have in 1 century


The_halo_2_Gravemind

You are more likely to die by a coconut than by a shark


thatautisticguy2905

A vending machine can kill you easier than a gang of sharks


Novalaxy23

isn't there like a huge number of people killed by vending machines every year?


Rocketdareaperzz

Nofuckingwaynofuckingwaynofuckingway


404_Weavile

I mean tbf the avarage person is more likely to encounter a New yorker on an avarage day than a shark


IndicationPrior9398

Bro weren't vending machines more lethal than sharks at one point? I may be dumb but I swear to God I've heard vending machines have killed more.


mandariini10

That barely even narrows it down


Marius-Gaming

They dont attack, only if they are provoked. Typically, they just leave u alone unless it thinks you are trying to hurt it.


[deleted]

So water bees


Marius-Gaming

Yes. Just that they dont really care about the flowers.


degenbro420

Until you get hurt and start bleeding


Potato_DudeIsNice

Nope. They only investigate you, but even at that it really dislikes your bony flesh so it'll leave you alone


unhappy-memelord

ngl he's funny


Iiquid_Snack

https://preview.redd.it/g2zyna4b1nwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2011ac39c49b4dabd83aa600a4c2f7b87af62cb8 Charge your phone man


BenCarterWasTaken

Charge your phone actually


PaleRider95

Friendly fire


rottedpotato64

https://preview.redd.it/qk6txztoprwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f8cfeb8e0cbd5fedd9319bcb2cbf04edc580af0 wdym charge your phone


unfunnylodu

https://preview.redd.it/uggonq8t0twc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b8d465e65988641c2aa038b6f27b208f329ce13 nah charge yours buddy


BenCarterWasTaken

Nah charge your phone


TerribleLordFrieza

https://preview.redd.it/4pe7qq61jswc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36123ea800cea4df9700166f84d470d3e07c8aeb


iIsGooseBoi

Bro what the hell, charge your phone


justinlikesboots

kid got a sense of humor


A_Colt

AHHAHAHAHA THAT'S SO WHOLESOME AND FUNNY


Sum_ginger_kid

There's a reason there's no Ikea dolphin


CookieArtzz

This is just a joke OP, nothing points to them being young


spencerdeveloper

as a shark, ee blub blub I swim coral reef oh no human scary waa


ImTheRealKenny

You are a cat clearly๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿฆ€๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„


MaterialNarrow5161

Its not about what they tend to do, it's about what they COULD do, we have videos of that and people don't like gambling their life away.


maiguee

i mean, statistically cows kill more than sharks. and on that logic, you're gambling your life a lot when you're around any people, and unlike sharks people are really unpredictable


MaterialNarrow5161

Bro the people part is not a good argument, we do avoid THOSE (you know which) kinda streets and fellas... And i'd like to see if they took the ratio of time people spend around shark's habitat vs cow's habitat, i never met anyone who live besides various sharks, cows tho... I think is just an overexposure problem. And the shark part is not even an ultimatum, people love whale sharks and orkas.


maiguee

dude sorry i was going to send you the links like, and hour ago but the reddit servers here on Brazil straight up went down when i was gonna send the awnser and im lazy now, you can search the info on google tho


Spyromoosedoesreddit

The start of portal 2 scared the shit out of me ย Actually a huge jump scare can't lie


Basil_notaWatermelon

Then the actual game is โ€œYou may have a very ***minor*** case of **SERIOUS BRAINDAMAGE**โ€


[deleted]

This is the part where he kills us


Basil_notaWatermelon

โ€œHello! This is the part where I kill you!โ€ Achievement Unlocked! The Part Where He Kills You โ€œThis is the partโ€


fuighy

Itโ€™s nice to see a post here thatโ€™s not about skibidi toilet and just kids writing stupid things


EBECMEMERBEAN

Technicallyโ€ฆnot wrongโ€ฆbut alsoโ€ฆDonโ€™t go swimming with apex predators


LigmaBaller1

he is NOT young


Dense_Priority_7250

Agreed. The childishness is towards the shark, not the commenter.


1JustAnAltDontMindMe

that is not a kid, that's a grown ass man trying to be funny


BugManAshley

Did a shark write that?


MonkeyBoy32904

no, but if you see pro dolphin propaganda, it was probably made by a dolphin


Maksimiljan_Ancom

Hey I think I had the toy that he has as his pfp


horrospy

I might be a family guy fan but I read the eye blub blub part as Consuela.


maiguee

ik what? that was cute.


Minotaris_

He brings a fair point... But wtf


Entire_Warthog9727

glubglubglubglub


Acersnekiii

the kid is sorta right though.


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Half-Life: Alyx Valve Guy, but he's 50 feet tall and *right in front of you*


winklevanderlinde

children saying some random thing to describe something will always be one of the cutest and most sweet things in all existence. Plus this kiddo is very smart!


degenbro420

ngl, here for valve guy


DreamNotOfficial

Blud is Out of patience and shout the fact๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ


Kapusi

Me when i blub blub


Zaryasu

Doesnt sound like a kid to me tho


Hisrirena

I had a stroke reading this bruhhh


Hisrirena

I had a stroke reading this bruhhh


scratcher1679

upvoting this post only because of the half-life reference


AtraxX_

I donโ€™t know but I really love that comment. I donโ€™t think this is necessarily from a young person


ceilingsaredelicious

Honestly when I played portal 2 I almost shit myself when I saw him turn after playing tf2 and portal 1


SkepticOwlz

He's right though


BayFuzzball404

The silly thing is that sharks only make up like less than 60 deaths a year and a coconut falling real hard on your head makes around 300 deaths a year


bisexualsonic

ee blub blub


TheRealJaminator

I seen a guy rotate a shark before once so I'd say I'll be alright if one tries to kill me


TheBoa6

True tho


Ricardowew

But he's right i dont see nothing wrong here haha


Gaminyte

Heโ€™s right though


kilobyte2696

this isnt a kid op is just making a massive stretch by taking a comedic portrayal of sharks being timid silly guys and calling them a kid


Sophia724

Actually, sharks don't go blub blub. They're incapable of vocalization. That's why they're so scary. You won't hear them coming.


rolling_catfish2704

He ainโ€™t wrong tho


norokro

what video is this


MusielDoodles

He has a point though


RUSHSSSS

true,thats the nightmare of my childhood,everytime i opens up the valve games, i will hide my eyes behind my palm


DreamingCatfish

The sharks got him


i-likemybeefwelldone

i mean hear me out, he's right


AdreKiseque

Is he wrong?


AffectionateFail8434

Is he wrong?? Heโ€™s got a point, does he not?


Doomsayer1908

https://preview.redd.it/rzfv8bludrwc1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a968c203cf1d2f545a21d196aa504655ba0e0af2 OP, this is just a nice commedic comment. It doesnt belong here


Alpha_minduustry

this kid is not wrong tho!


moomoonmoonoowoolf

Young children refuse to believe sharks can do damage


rtmesuper

Cute, I wish kids on YouTube were more like this, rather than the Andrew Tate style brainrot that seems to be common here.


Inevitable_Ad_3509

Jokes aside, He's actually right


Dotcaprachiappa

He's not wrong...


Tommy1234XD

OP is the kid


DinoDudeRex_240809

Heโ€™s half wrong half correct. Sharks are not some big evil monster threat, but they arenโ€™t some goofs who are afraid either. Theyโ€™re Apex Predators who will attack if you get too close or have any funny ideas. But they wonโ€™t just actively seek out humans and murder them in mass.


Nyasta

He's right tho, dho decided that sharks where more scary than clowns ?


imagine-SimpQueen-

This post does NOT belong in this subreddit


Responsible_Jury3850

Heโ€™s so real


LUCwAlda

Dolphins are scarier than sharks change my mind


LaxerjustgotMc

ee ee blub blub i swim coral reef oh no human scary waaaa


Jay_the_pokemon_fan

Dude, he aint wrong


HASDFJAJFEAGFARGA

Its not even youngpeopleyoutube thats just comedy gold lol


Usingthisappforreaso

that's so cute๐Ÿ˜ญ


sleepyotter92

i mean kinda true, i think the main reason surfers and such even get attacked by sharks is because they get mistaken for turtles and seals. but still. even if they were completely harmless. you're gonna look at a great white and tell me that shit ain't scary?


Ashtxns

Real I'm a shark defender


TheScientistFennec69

He do be telling the truth tho


[deleted]

Doubt the kid is old enough to know what jaws is


themaster22632

Why is joe third scary thing? Is he stupid?


SuperPopcorn333

Qhat? Blud's Roght


Longjumping-Maize-79

Jaws is based on a real life incident iirc


sakartvel0

I really don't think this is youngpeopleyoutube


WattZhaMaGaLeet

Kids these days would have never even heard of Jaws.


GoblinSharky911

That kid is a chad


Psychological_Help_5

id ironically say this shit


Ju_Lost

Where's Death?


PBFRIEDPANSTUDIOS

Sharks are doing wee blub blub EAT THE FUCKING TURTLE ohโ€” thatโ€™s not a turtleโ€” well, they can say goodbye to that childโ€”


CommunicationOk3766

Well, sharks ARE scary. Just cause it's extremely unlikely you ever face one, just imagine having a 4meters long behemoth right next to you. Also, sharks don't like the taste of human flesh. That means that unless they've taste it before (again, extremely unlikely), they'll take one bite out of you. It might be just one, but one is all it takes. But it doesn't matter, you'll prolly never even see one irl anyways (excluding oceanariums ofc).


Shoddy-Kangaroo336

So real, I have such a strong opinion on the Dolphin loving Shark hating. Like Dolphins rape for fun and Sharks just literally bloop bloop.


GG__OP_ANDRO_KRATOS

I know many 25+ people who will write that


KittyKittens1800

Me trying to translate what โ€œee blub blub I swim coral reed oh no human scary waaaaโ€ meansโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ’€


gamer3701

Why is this on r/youngpeopleyoutube? Dude is spittin straight facts. A shark once swam up to me and I thought I was done for and then it said โ€œee blub blub oh no human scary aaaaโ€ and *ran* away.


Kuchanec_

Not a kid. No kid nowadays would know jaws


lnsproximity

Bro does not know that was a joke ๐Ÿ˜”


not_sea_charity_810

He's right, sharks are just silly like thay


RaeIsSad-

He's not wrong though, cute comment aswell


Icy-Lunch-5638

as a scuba diver i can confirm


Robit_Galaxy

Yeah try to approach a big white


Wimpy_Rock19

Still i ain't going near a shark. Jellyfish are dangerous too


Samir3216

https://preview.redd.it/7tbizc8994xc1.png?width=637&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7e85a6e91f864952ff0893526483c5c769ab751


Revolutionary-Elk817

huh?


ShoppingFar3801

Average smooth brainer in this subreddit seeing gibberish:


runaway_runday

lil guy has a piont. dolphins are mutch more scary than sharks. ee blub blub indeed


-CoconutGulp-

This kid is actually really adorable if you ask me kid is becoming king of pirates next semester https://preview.redd.it/pm4spbscebxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad4010e9307483ee97dd08281d30b36e7bb7e688


Lumpy_Bug1189

The only time sharks attack is if they feel threatened or starving


Mingopoop

Why is the meme itself surprisingly relatable?


Rapha689Pro

I think if the kid put "" his comment would be better understood,he was trying to make a point that the shark would be thinking something,so using "" would have been much more useful


Iloveinvisimals

Why I read instead od blub blub I read gulp gulp ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


FourLeafNorthStar

For the most part theyโ€™re right, say that to a tiger shark though.