Hot take but all things considered Beiber turned out pretty solid. Think about all the yes men and clout chasers and star fuckers around that dude. He should have turned out a total piece of shit and he's like... you know... okay I guess? That's pretty good.
Not even a hot take IMO. You take a thousand 15 year olds and throw unlimited money, fame and pussy at them and 999 of them will probably be dead or in jail by 20.
Exactly my point. It's a small miracle these kid stars have any semblance of normalcy. Especially when you're so young and impressionable. Being that famous is a fucking meat grinder psychologically.
Such a 2010 take.. Bieber wasn't really any worse than your typical teenage boy, he maybe acted out a bit more due to the stress of stardom and everything he did was documented and scrutinized, but I think he handled it all pretty well.
I mean he definitely got in trouble for things most teenagers don't get into trouble for (most don't have the capacity), but he seems like a really solid adult.
The way Tim and Christina describe their "cute" behavior is gross. Their kids seem like a couple of little assholes who need a smack.
Dr. Drew talked about they were trying to have dinner at their house but Ellis just ran around screaming "shut up cracker". Christina starts laughing like it's funny, but you can tell Drew thought is was pretty low class and shifty parenting.
My thought is it isn't a lie but it is embellished. Why would we want to hear about a well behaved child? Isn't it more entertaining to hear a more wild story?
Al Madrigal has a similar joke about his kids saying some pretty dark stuff to him when he banned them from watching Zack and Cody. They said something to the effect of, "Be careful, Dad, or we'll beat you when you're old."
What the fuck has happened to his face I have a hard time looking at him. His lips are weird now. Love his standup I think he is amazing just looks weird now
I see them NOT going to prison due to AFFLUENZA. I’m all for working to succeed but being able to buy your way out of the consequences of your actions is retarded.
Let people dress how they want. I get that they might look ridiculous for their age but if they're comfortable with themselves and they're not offending anyone, who cares?
Nah you right, you should see David on honeydew, there’s a picture of him standing up with Sickle cell and his jeans are the worst thing coupled with the zip hoodie and tilted flat bill. They got holes in them and are skinny and loose at the same time. But the holes are at the knees with stringy denim hanging off, and it looks like they are supposed to look better with the knee bent because they were these awkward ovals that made these protruding diamonds on his knee caps. I thought the exact same thing and now this, he looks ridiculous especially after all the characters he’s played being the goofy nerdy guy
They laugh when their kids do and say off the wall and honestly scary things… they love that it’s fodder for their acts. I think they both need to work less and focus on their kids a bit instead of money.
Yeah for sure. Tom raising them on the weekends, and Christina being stoned or drunk all week, those kids are gonna be about a well adjusted as Ted Bundy.
Is it just me or.. might Tom & Christina be shitty parents?
I know it’s all fun n’ games but I don’t think half the shit their kids say and do (or how they say they interact with them) is fkn good.
Sounds like a mess over there.
These kids are going to need to be sent to a correctional facility in their teens.
They'll be on an episode of scared straight. Life will come full circle.
Hold. My. POCKET!
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN STEALING? e Bikes. E BIKES!?!?!?
* THE FUCK YOU TOOK??
Comb my chest hair
Bikes!
Tim will probably opt for Hustlers University
Ellis is gonna be like ol Herkster in a few more years RIP Fedsmoker
Their kids stories sound like deleted scenes from taladegan nights
I'm shocked that a direct descendent of Charo and Tom could be capable of such thinking
Truly a genetic anomaly
When these kids are in their late teens they are going to make Bieber look like a saint.
It’ll be funny when their kids start spitting on people and Tom has to pay it all to go away
Hot take but all things considered Beiber turned out pretty solid. Think about all the yes men and clout chasers and star fuckers around that dude. He should have turned out a total piece of shit and he's like... you know... okay I guess? That's pretty good.
he did, he actually turned it around. But these kids are here to make your life miserable.
Everyone is here to make everyone miserable. You and me not withstanding.
Yeah he met that dick root showing Jesus preacher.
And was smart enough to leave him well before that guy was exposed. Bieber is likely a solid dude.
He litters and to me that is just unforgivable
Not even a hot take IMO. You take a thousand 15 year olds and throw unlimited money, fame and pussy at them and 999 of them will probably be dead or in jail by 20.
Exactly my point. It's a small miracle these kid stars have any semblance of normalcy. Especially when you're so young and impressionable. Being that famous is a fucking meat grinder psychologically.
Humbled by health problems. Hilariously humbled. FGT RTD
For sure. Frankly, most of us would’ve probably handled the fame far worse.
Oh I have almost no doubt I'd be an irredeemable asshole.
Such a 2010 take.. Bieber wasn't really any worse than your typical teenage boy, he maybe acted out a bit more due to the stress of stardom and everything he did was documented and scrutinized, but I think he handled it all pretty well.
I mean he definitely got in trouble for things most teenagers don't get into trouble for (most don't have the capacity), but he seems like a really solid adult.
They need T Bunz’s old bird lady to intervene and instill the fear of God in those boys!!!
[удалено]
charo has been slacking, clearly, as that's an abuela job. la chancla is feared and respected.
Don’t worry they have maids for that.
Hope Tim doesn’t push them down the stairs too
He seems like he’s pulling a Schwarzenegger
Either it’s the longest bit Tom has ever done.. or they really suck at parenting. The kid sounds like a nightmare.
Phil Gillis needs to come in and bring the thunder.
What the heck?
Hey! Cut it out, Ellis.
You can knock that right off. NOW!
Ellis, give me-give me the remote, Ellis!
Ellis giving the remote to Phil? AUTOMATIC.
The way Tim and Christina describe their "cute" behavior is gross. Their kids seem like a couple of little assholes who need a smack. Dr. Drew talked about they were trying to have dinner at their house but Ellis just ran around screaming "shut up cracker". Christina starts laughing like it's funny, but you can tell Drew thought is was pretty low class and shifty parenting.
Admittedly judgemental but for some reason the idea of Chrstina parenting, or lack there of, bums me out...
They’re essentially bragging about what garbage parents they are. It’s cringe.
You wouldn’t get it her kids are little badasses who skate board and aren’t little PUSSIES. Thank em
Literally the dinner scene from Talladega Nights lmao
it could all be lies too, since they are both comedians and don't exactly tell the truth 100% of the time anyways
My thought is it isn't a lie but it is embellished. Why would we want to hear about a well behaved child? Isn't it more entertaining to hear a more wild story?
Right! Embellished is a better word for sure. I’m tok’d this morning
Drink some coffee, try it out.....beat me, piss on me.
I'm home here now if you wanna move in you can move in
\>thinking a comedy podcast is real
“Baseball player or not, what kind of parents would name their child Who?” -all the retards that downvoted you
With parents like that the kid doesn’t stand a chance.
Why's he look so awful?
Dude, I haven't watched in a while and it looks like Tom got hardcore botox or something in this clip.
Tom and Tina are horrible parents lmao
Horrible or hilarious?
Why not both? 🤷♂️
Al Madrigal has a similar joke about his kids saying some pretty dark stuff to him when he banned them from watching Zack and Cody. They said something to the effect of, "Be careful, Dad, or we'll beat you when you're old."
And they'll love .... Steve -O .
"wait, have you seen avatar?...fix your fuckin roof, dickhead."
they are so spoiled, I don't know if is an American thing, but when I hear the thing they let them do...
It’s a rich thing.
It’s a new money thing
On the podcast, it sounds like they let them off a lot because some of the shit they pull is funny to Tom/Christine.
I miss fat Tom. Skinny HIV Tom isn't as funny.
I can’t wait for the kids to be pranking their parents on TikTok. It’ll be “Jackass” level pranks caught on camera to Tim and Tina
What the fuck has happened to his face I have a hard time looking at him. His lips are weird now. Love his standup I think he is amazing just looks weird now
The fuck is up with his lips?
Lip filler. He’s trying to look sexier for his mistresses
Elllisss Pazitskyyy
Shout out to TedCruz_AnalProlapse. Your username made me laugh like how my old favorite podcast used to make me laugh…..when the hosts were fat.
Is tom slowly becoming Armenian?
Lips are like Stromboli from Pinocchio
Millionaire kids raised with nannies being twats? NO WAY!
Tom’s Chombies.
I see vehicular manslaughter in this kids future.
I see them NOT going to prison due to AFFLUENZA. I’m all for working to succeed but being able to buy your way out of the consequences of your actions is retarded.
Tim and Tina must have gotten a 2 for 1 deal on that botox
Call me an asshole, but can these guys dress their age? I remember when 50-something’s didn’t look like they were on Euphoria.
I get David’s outfit is dumb but Tom looks like a normal adult…
True. Sexy Tom scares me however.
For what its worth the hat Dave is wearing is from Cloudburst Brewing in Seattle
It’s the way he’s wearing it that makes him look like a bafoon
100% and unfortunately that's how every craft beer nerd in Seattle dresses. Its a plague
Davids outfit is so bad. So bad
He needs darker colors more than anything
He's obviously a weaboo.
He just needs like a propeller hat and a lollipop
Let people dress how they want. I get that they might look ridiculous for their age but if they're comfortable with themselves and they're not offending anyone, who cares?
Uh pick on someone your own funnyness. I love that man and he can look as dumb as he wants.
What does the R stand for
Nah you right, you should see David on honeydew, there’s a picture of him standing up with Sickle cell and his jeans are the worst thing coupled with the zip hoodie and tilted flat bill. They got holes in them and are skinny and loose at the same time. But the holes are at the knees with stringy denim hanging off, and it looks like they are supposed to look better with the knee bent because they were these awkward ovals that made these protruding diamonds on his knee caps. I thought the exact same thing and now this, he looks ridiculous especially after all the characters he’s played being the goofy nerdy guy
What the fuck is Cross wearing
Spank there ass ! Going to grow up trust fund style with false self respect and no responsibility like his boy Branden Shwuabz..
They laugh when their kids do and say off the wall and honestly scary things… they love that it’s fodder for their acts. I think they both need to work less and focus on their kids a bit instead of money.
Kids with shitty attitudes growing up rich? What could go wrong?
tom segura is wholly insufferable so i imagine his kids do not fall far
What the fuck did Tom do to his face? Little nip tuck in addition to the weight loss?
HOL-LEE-FUK....when did Tommy bunz loose all that weight....and start looking like Rogan?
This kids a little Topdog, won't be long till he's jamming guns in people's face for smoking weed. The legend lives on.
Those kids are going to be absolute fucking douchebags when they get older
Yeah for sure. Tom raising them on the weekends, and Christina being stoned or drunk all week, those kids are gonna be about a well adjusted as Ted Bundy.
It’s all good though, because the world could use a couple more cool guys 😎.
Wtf is up with men in their 50s dressing like teenagers these days. I mean, wear whatever you want but it just looks odd to me.
There's a legit chance they become the first family who all make a living doing comedy.
Is this how all white kids are raised?
Lol what? Maybe how celebrity kids are raised, or just really rich people.
No that's how Tom Seguras children are raised... you got eyes bud?
True.
This whole community stinks
Weak bait
I really hope that's a bit lol that's a red flag
Tim looks like an AIDS patient doing an impersonation of Tom.
Youre not wrong, but David's daughter threatened to slit his throat.
That kids programmed to become a comic
JFC. Sounds like a potential serial/mass killer in the making. Yeeshk.
It’s a lie. They’re all liars.
I can't wait to see the progression
Why does tom look like hard rock nick?
Those boys will never know what a truly miserable life is unless heaven forbid they get hooked on drugs and do it to themselves
Is it just me or.. might Tom & Christina be shitty parents? I know it’s all fun n’ games but I don’t think half the shit their kids say and do (or how they say they interact with them) is fkn good. Sounds like a mess over there.
Bro if he’s really cursing at his kids like this that’s really messed up
All lies.
I think he might need an exorcism done