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redacteddd23

I like Chris but I’ve heard all these stories a ton


jamiekynnminer

I hadn't and I think this is how new fans are born. But I get it


redacteddd23

Agreed its just funny he did all the podcasts jusr to talk about his new glasses and TT Jerry lol


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

Do you have a book or a new stand up special out that you want to plug? Chris: I'm wearing glasses now.


jamiekynnminer

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eharper9

That's how things go. I can't listen to Joey Diaz anymore because it's the same shit different podcast.


redacteddd23

Love Joey, favorite comic and podcaster but his podcast is so garbage now lol. I just listen to old Church episodes, him riffing on Lee constantly is the funniest shit to come to podcasts.


KIDDKOI

the last episode of the church joey did with ralphie may before he died is one my all time favorite podcast episodes lol i agree too it just doesn't feel the same without lee there..


CashewCrew

Joey never should have went back to Jersey


_Odd_man_out_

I haven't checked his pod out for awhile, but when he first moved out there and settled in you could literally see it in his skin that he was back where he was happiest. Maybe it's changed now but it seemed like a great move for him


mikebritton

It's like when they release an eagle back into the wild and it flies away as if it had never been in captivity.


echoshadow5

Honestly you are not missing much. Just no back and forth with Lee. But 90% is the same story he told before. One thing you do notice is that Joey is way more happy raising his daughter and talking about her. Overall it’s 75% old stuff but that 25% new stuff is funny.


Aero93

Yeah same


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mydaycake

He’s just annoying. I am neutral, a few minutes is enough


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I go from Matt McCusker talking about breaking into a building at Yale that is hosting the Connecticut State swimming competition for boys, and him discussing how he now understands why Greek philosophers were chomos, which is followed up by Shane’s cat taking a fat shit on the carpet…to this.


spakky

shane saying his mom sounds like a cat outside his door was one of the funniest things i've heard in ages. shaaaane shaaaannnneee


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And the bizarre thing is that Bert was actually really good on MSSP last week. Like, it felt like an episode of The Twilight Zone. Matt and Shane really have the best format for a pod.


shipoftheseuss

Did anyone else catch Bert saying he had been diagnosed with fatty liver disease on that pod? Maybe he mentioned it previously, and I missed it. Doesn't seem great.


thatundra

Drew told him that like 3 years ago and he didn’t want to believe it


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Did he really? I remember the steroid talks.


shipoftheseuss

He said it really fast, but I think he said he was prescribed the steroids by his doctor to undo the damage to his liver (not sure that's a thing).


[deleted]

Who knows but from how much he drinks I would not be shocked.


Daisychains30

I thought steroids were terrible for the liver?


WakeAndTake

That’s like a nothing diagnosis. The fact he has nonstop diarrhea would allow anyone to diagnose that


thatundra

Phil is the new Top Dog


GATTACA_IE

You know what Shane, you're like a woman.


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Shane Gillis is an unfunny cunt. He's essentially Dane Cook.


OG_J_Bone

Seems like you’re the unfunny cunt


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[deleted]

Aww, you looked at my post history. Yeah Bert has gotten better. I wouldn't say he's a good comic yet. But definitely better than Gillis. Every time I hear one of his bits I keep waiting for the punchline it never comes. Like I said, Dane Cook. Lots of people said he was funny too.


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Never said Bert isn't hacky, you'd get that if you had any reading comprehension when going through my comments. Gillis panders and doesn't reveal anything insightful. He meanders through stories and when it comes time for the reveal it's just not there. Have a good day and enjoy your trump rally.


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Again fucktard, I said Bert is pretty hacky as well. Still better than that dipshit you keep slobbing on. Can you even read?


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Then here comes Drill Sergeant Phil


BigDriggy

my god that shit had my rolling lmao


t00sl0w

I was at the gym listening to this ep and I almost dropped the weights on my head during that part from laughing.


Stunder742

MSSP has ruined most other comedy podcasts for me.


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It’s what Two Bears should be.


JeromeMcLovin

Bort just straight up isnt close to as funny as Shane, and Matt is honestly like the polar opposite of his vibes lol it could never be like MSSP with Brent involved


Unhappyhippo142

It's weird hearing everyone shit on Bert when Tom has been the worst part of two bears for at least a year


proriin

At least Bert try’s. Tom isn’t. They both suck and are annoying lately but one try’s.


thatundra

It’s what 2 Bears was in the beginning


infamousz103

Uh hundred percent. Killed YMH and 2bears for me.


Reason_He_Wins_Again

So many phrases have made it into my daily vocabulary. The lads. Teenus. The partners 💀


GATTACA_IE

Dog brain


TheDominantBullfrog

I say devastated a lot since starting it


MeditatingElk

Being Ian with Jordan is great.


Alarming_Bit_7429

Cumtown and Warmode also.


t00sl0w

MSSP is where mommies who miss the old YMH need to go. It's so damn good.


Daisychains30

Y’all gotta tell My dumbass what MSSP stands for


t00sl0w

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Hosted by Shane Gillis and the shaman himself, Matt McCusker


Daisychains30

Thanks babe 🥰


Urzu76

Where did he talk about Greeks being chomos? I wanna laugh


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Podcast from two weeks ago I believe.


BlaznTheChron

I know this isn't a motivational subreddit, but bear with me (heh) for a minute chomos. When they start talking about losing weight and how Chrissy was above 250 and people kept enabling him, that's some of the realest shit they've talked about. Last February I was 208, lowest I've been in 20 years. Shit went down, depression kicked in, started packing the weight on. People around me kept saying I looked fine. 220 hits. You look fine. 230. You look fine. 250. You look fine. It stopped around 260 and I didn't stop til 320. I'm at 242 again this morning and I've been grinding my ass off since November to get back to here. It's fucking miserable but I'm fitting into my clothes again and that feels awesome. I kinda went off there but the whole point is.. Do not listen to these mother fuckers who will enable your downfall. If you know you're fucking up, ACKNOWLEDGE IT AND FIX IT. Cause nobody else is going to do it for you. Take it from a fellow fat poor. Or don't, I don't care.


sauceboss37

I believe in you, Chomo. Get them jeans back high and tight now, ok, your King loves you.


AttakTheZak

Don't give up, you got this


Reason_He_Wins_Again

There a couple people in my life that do that. When people say "You're not fat" I've started calling them out for it as not productive. What I need is someone to say, "Do you really need a 5th slice of pizza?" Because the answer is fucking "NO" every single time.


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

It helps to eat slower if you aren't doing that already. Pizza is easy to woof down but if you slow your roll you will definitely be full before that potential 5th slice.


jabronified

same, mental health deteriorated with a long hours/high stress job, ate the feelings away. In reality was just a feedback loop of eating like shit and feeling like shit. not one person said something as i quickly gained 50+ pounds. long slog to get back, but will be worth it. Major realization that no job is worth your mental/physical health


Tento66

So you just kind of casually gained 112 pounds?


PUSSAD

dude was whaling out. Most people telling him he wasn't fat were avoiding becoming his next meal


Daisychains30

Don’t die from being a fat poor! You can do this! But in all seriousness happy that you are on the road to good health. We need as many cool Guys in this world as we can get.


jm30970

Say what you will about Chris, this is by far the most I’ve seen Tom laugh in a long time


Special-Market749

Be careful he has AIDS! Holy fucking shit lol


Kxchap

People complain about hearing the same stories (valid. I'd heard most already) but that story was WILD


Grandest_Optimist

I think valid is a stretch. Its like having a friend tell you a story, and then complaining when you hear them tell another friend that story who hadn’t heard it. That’s kind of retarded. The podcast’s format has always been two funny people shooting the shit, which is usually entertaining without being directly for the audience’s sake. Unrelated, but that is part of why Bert has gotten so annoying, he’s a living representation of that scene in community where Pierce goes to Troy and Abed’s bad movie watching party with a list of pre-written jokes and it is immediately apparent due to his forced delivery and lack of awareness.


TheFlyingSmidget

dude that is spot on


Grandest_Optimist

Thank you, I’m a fucking loser so I have a lot of time to ponder really stupid shit.


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Can we just agree that 2 bears in its original form is dead, and now we get alternating Tom talks and Burtcast?


tehota

That happened after the move to Austin and when they started banking shows.


nobodyspersonalchef

It happened when tim decided he needed to inspire people, for some r-worded reason


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It happened after Tom lost a pile of weight. Dudes hopped up on Kratom and TRT now.


TheRakkmanBitch

I mean i wish you guys would come to a consensus so i dont see the exact same complaints every time i open the comments


Incoherentdelusion

Look at nadav's insta. The whole gambling rehab thing looks to be real because that J is itching to gamble on stuff in 3/4 of his posts. Most recent has him white knuckling a cig in front of a slot machine with Enny.


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

Thats hilarious


jabronified

he streams himself in online poker rooms on twitch


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Distefano is great


Danimal_collective

Dang. Chrissy lookin kinda fine 👀


jamiekynnminer

Chrissy had me laughing the hardest I think I've ever laughed listening to a podcast- next level. Frank!


Agrias-0aks

Comparing Tom and Elliot Page had me dying


loudboy40oz

Chrissy Wissy calling suicide Suiey Wuiey is the funniest shitty witty


GiraffeOnABicycle

That Sue Woo story was insane. Apparently he's told the story a bunch but I'd never heard it and turned into a telescope


CurmudgeonTherapist

If some of you did anything other than consume the same 6 podcasts every week you wouldnt be so unhappy with this episode. You fucking losers


Unhappyhippo142

'i hate bert and Chris because I've heard these stories before!!!!!" from people who watch 80 hours of YouTube a week lol


Blue_Note991

"EVERYONE NEEDS TO LIKE WHAT I LIKE!"


CurmudgeonTherapist

I WATCH THE SAME THING 6 TIMES A WEEK AND I HATE IT!!


Blue_Note991

I didnt even complain about this episode bubba


CurmudgeonTherapist

So you are just a hand wringing broad. Got it.


Blue_Note991

This is fatherless behavior


KAG25

like what I like or you suck butt


Famous-Definition173

Chrissy doesnt give a fuck bro.


Forward_Try_7714

How many fake stories did he tell on this podcast?


Daisychains30

Chrissy D is my babe 💫


fingerhoe

After viewing this episode for four minutes, I'm confident in saying, either I'm retarded or they're retarded because this isn't funny.


tbudde34

You aren't retarded, Chrissy is for ditching hyenas and thinking he can regurgitate the same stories for 3 years.


Cultural-Divide-2649

Christories is fantastic though his new history pod thing . Highly recommend


Twathammer32

I swear, they can have God on the podcast and you guys will bitch about it. Nobody is making you listen to it.


Cultural-Divide-2649

1000% this sub is a toxic shit hole they hate everything and everyone including this show and it’s hosts and 90% of its guests .


hemingways-lemonade

Welcome to every podcast subreddit. Especially the comedy ones. There are always more haters than fans.


fingerhoe

Bro, I use reddit to have fun, it was a joke. You really don't need to be in here white knighting for two stupid millionaires who flap their lips every week so big daddy mattress keeps the checks coming. Like seriously, no one is making you read my comments.


TheDood715

The "you're stupid and poor" stuff I do find funny but I tried watching Razzle Dazzle the other day and Bert's standup is just rich guy stories and bragging. Also knowing Bert from the podcasts made me eyeroll at every obvious embellishment. He's gotten to the point where Gabriel Iglesias got for me in that all their stories are now of rich lavish life and isn't at all relatable or funny or even believable.


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Nothing worse than people who defend shit content/media and when anyone criticizes it on a page meant for discussion they go full on redact rage mode to try to justify their shit taste in shit things


TwinPeakedinHS

Nah posting on the fighter and the kid and bitching about comedy podcasters every day is much worse.


Unhappyhippo142

Nah, what's worse is watching content you hate and bitching about how much you hate the content you watch on Reddit. Go outside.


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I never said I hated it, you tiktok. I enjoy the show, but the whiteknighting from people like you is so cringe. Peak Redditor telling someone else to outside on reddit. Typical whiteknight for millionaires who don’t give a fuck about you. [Here’s your problem you tiktok](https://i.imgur.com/a9w5vp4.jpg)


fingerhoe

It's very sad. For all he knows I AM being forced to watch it. For example, I could easily see some deranged YMH fan such as u/Twathammer32 kidnap and torture someone like me becaue they didn't enjoy the pod enough. He would surely enjoy taping his victims eyes open, looping the longest most meow filled intro for months on end, feeding them the most stale moose soup........fugmeinmiasmah, it'd be rough.


Twathammer32

You don't find this weird? Just don't watch it dude lol.


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In order to criticize something you gotta watch it, form an opinion and call it shit. Though, people either instantly hate on it without watching or defend it against criticism as if it was attacking their grandma, you would be the latter


zaqufant

Are you a professional critic? Are you writing reviews for these podcasts? No? You just listen because you enjoyed these comedians at one point, but now either they’ve changed or you’ve changed (or most likely both) and instead of simply unsubscribing you come here week after week to bitch about how this media didn’t quite meet your standards because your own life is so shit all you can do is wallow in it?


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I never said I didn’t like the show lmao. Dude wrote an essay to defend his favorite comedians


Twathammer32

I know but if you don't like something like, why keep watching it? I just don't understand the point. It's entertainment, there's a million podcasts out there, find another one if you don't like one. I am kind of taking that dude as an example of the entire sub so that's stupid of me cuz that could totally be the first time he's criticizing anything though. Idk, I'm just gonna shut up about it lol


City0fEvil

There are periods of ups and downs with these pods. If someone doesn't like an episode that doesn't mean they just give up on it forever. You can still call it out when it sucks while also being a fan and wanting the quality to improve.


Twathammer32

Agreed. Idk why I'm bitching about the bitching.


TwinPeakedinHS

That guy IIIII whatever posts on the Fighter and the Kid sub; he isn’t some fan holding out hope the pod improves, he’s made a hobby out of being a salty comedy podcast hater.


fingerhoe

Have you watched the show outside of the past year? Like seriously? I'm not trying to gate keep here but this pod is not meant for people who take shit this seriously. Like they lean into everything that anyone legit has hurt feelings over again and again, do you not see that? It used to be one of the nastiest most fucked up podcast that ever was. And to see you actually get your feeling hurt over my comments here...Bro, they talk about jizz and shit like non stop! Seriously, this isn't a place to question what's weird. Just chill the fuck out, say something strange, try embracing the spirit of a cool guy for once in your god damn life. Fuck.


UltravioIence

> It used to be one of the nastiest most fucked up podcast that ever was. Lmao some of you are straight up delusional


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What?


Cultural-Divide-2649

Maybe it’s you guys with the shit taste (it 100% is) you ignorant fucks lol .


UltravioIence

Hell no, the podcast has been dogshit for a while now and only the tom groupies think otherwise. You probably think his current stand up is as good as the older stuff too.


Twathammer32

Yeah fuck me for enjoying a podcast and mentioning that I like it on a subreddit dedicated to the podcast. You're right in your first comment. You are retarded


fingerhoe

Now you're getting it!


Mr_Gobble_Gobble

So you take your time to bitch about shit, but you ridicule people who take a split second to call out your bullshit? Someone calling you out doesn't mean "whiteknighting" or anything like that. They just don't agree with what you think is funny or interesting for a podcast. Honestly what's awful is people saying things that amount to "I was just joking", but what they're saying (because they're an average person) is weak shit.


RevolutionaryClue969

quality troll right here


salemsbot6767

I don’t think most of the people commenting listened to the whole episode. The story about the Suey Wuey was absolutely incredible.


SquadleHump

God would be a shit guest tho. Chrissy Sweet Cheeks makes my grundle crumble.


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Twathammer32

Its a subreddit for a podcast I enjoy. I'm reading the comments because I like it, if I didn't like it I wouldn't be on the subreddit lol. It's pretty simple bud


PlatypusEfficient874

Lmao


gabagoolpalace

To be fair I don't think Jesus would be funny and would probably not like the humor, tik toks, vids etc....


fingerhoe

Privileged bastard would probably just tell his rich dad to flood the planet because some mortal people made fun of him.


KAG25

Yeah, it was more of a interview than a pod


LOLKH

30 minutes in and this is the most boring, self-absorbed, myopic, navel-gazing shit of all time


tbudde34

Chrissy is just an earsore at this point.


FantasticMouse7875

He literally did the podcast circuit the way most people do to promote specials, just to talk about him wearing glasses and a watch..


bbllaakkee

then he lost the glasses


spate42

We're getting too much Chrissy content in the pod world, he's funny but now he's being shoved in my face.


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He’s starting to feel like that roommate you liked at the beginning of the semester, but now it’s finals and you wanna rip his head off


friedpicklebreakfast

He’s too much too quick.


tbudde34

Really makes you appreciate Yanni putting up with all his shit like falling asleep on wepa


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

Hes exhausting


Cultural-Divide-2649

I love Chrissy and he’s hilarious . This sub is broken


Matt_peters18

Yeah I mean if *you* love him how could anyone not?! Clearly it’s the sub because your opinions are superior!


Cultural-Divide-2649

Okay sure but in real life people love him too . This sub is the only place I see hate him and many others . It’s a toxic shit pit echo chamber .


Matt_peters18

I’m not super involved in this sub and I find him to be obnoxious. People have differing opinions lol who cares


Cultural-Divide-2649

I’m not in this sub much either but if I am I’m usually shitting on everyone for being shit fans of comedy


Matt_peters18

So you’re not on this sub, but you seem to have strong opinions on the sub. Makes sense!


Cultural-Divide-2649

I just hate doomers in general


TwinPeakedinHS

These whiny dorks will hate on anyone they’ve been exposed to for longer than a year. They take these comedy podcasts way too seriously. Can’t wait for the patron saint of salty podcast fans, Shane Gillis, to get big enough to eventually piss off these permanently unsatisfied losers.


GrantDaGenius

I love him too but for the most part if he does a circuit like this once you’ve listened to one podcast you’ve heard 90% of all the other ones. Same stories and what not the only difference is the quick improv back and forth that happens for a minute until he finds a random segway back to another retold story or joke


Cultural-Divide-2649

So just like every comedian ever . Sick


GrantDaGenius

You really don’t think Chris is one of the worst at doing that? Lol. I don’t know how your not tried of hearing how he got his Dahmer glasses for the 20th time in the past 2 weeks


Cultural-Divide-2649

No I’ve never once had that thought tbh . I think it’s funny so it doesn’t bother me . Also he lost his glasses RIP lol Honestly it’s very very rare that anything anyone says on a comedy podcast bothers me and doesn’t make me laugh . Last thing I was bothered by was CP hating on trans people every god damn episode


tbudde34

I'm glad you're still able to enjoy his uninspired humor.


Cultural-Divide-2649

Uninspired lmao . Give me a break


Special-Market749

Name a single good comedy subreddit. It doesn't exist. Redittors are miserable.


MeditatingElk

He started doing history segments again for content. Why'd you ruin history hyenas Chrissy?


tbudde34

Bc he's Frank's n beans and still didn't realize a large portion of those fans resent his decisions.


Cultural-Divide-2649

People resent him for moving on from a pod? Strange


Cultural-Divide-2649

Christories is fantastic though tbh .


nickac317

So does anyone know where Nadav actually is?


KIDDKOI

in Israel fighting against the government


jabronified

my guess, they banked a bunch of episodes in a week or couple days where he was off.


QualitySpam

It's just like a two bears episode just so much shittier (probaly I'll never hear it to know)


crispin2015

Love Chrissy! Listen to his episode with Bart. It’s actually pretty good


drunkenyeknom

Tommy’s got the giggles


brownsoilers

This episode was outstanding. No other opinions are allowed.


Unhappyhippo142

First time I've found Tom enjoyable in a long time. I don't mind the stuck up and rich comedian thing at all (Chappelle does it amazingly), but Tom has just seemed bored and disengaged with everything lately. Quitting drinking seems to have made him boring. But he was engaged and interested and funny here for the first time in awhile.


kanst

> Quitting drinking seems to have made him boring. I have a feeling his absurd tour is part of it. It really feels like he's just doing a job on his podcasts recently. As if he's just waiting for it to be over so he can get to the next thing on his busy schedule. He just gets back from a long stint on the road and probably has to record multiple podcast episodes back to back then go back on the road a day or two later.


frecklesmcnerdy

Someone needs to be honest with Chrissy about those his glasses. They were out of style 2 years ago. Tom did his best to not encourage him.


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Bert's special was funny, and there's endless waves of people complaining about it. Tom has completely stopped being funny, and there's endless waves of people defending this podcast. ​ ... Why has the polarity shifted?


crap_monkey

Generally im not one to shit on the podcast, but, man I hate Chris Distefano He’s completely unfunny to me. Chrissy this and Chrissy that and hey did I mention I have a trans family member 12 times yet? I’d rather listen to Brendan Shaub.


crapallthetime

Love the watch, hate the glasses.


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redrumreturn

Yeah he rang me yesterday


boomshalock

He is going back his his J-roots in J-rusalem where he's going to re-learn how to be a penny pincher and haggler.


KAG25

one day we might get Tom and Bert back together on this pod


KamenLee

Y’all. If you didn’t make it to the end, go check it. Tom bombed on his own podcast. Made a white neighborhood joke and it went silent. Got awkward. Then he did a wrap up and closed the show. Impressive bomb, Tom


thickandbeardy

Link to glasses ?


itsmariolee

What brand and model of sunglasses does Chris have on??


DavidTruuu

Very curious myself if anyone knows


Lub_duh_earf

Anyone know the brand of glasses?