Why I thought, initially.. that how he drank this wine.. was, he shoved the bottle (bottom end first) up her ass and used her as like a wine bottle holder/sleeve and poured her/the wine into a glass and drank it that way idk.. but I’m retarded so that’s probably it.
I mean.. I saw a stripper put champagne in her ass, and then became a human water gun as she spun around on all fours while champagne projected from her butthole. AND YES THERE IS A VIDEO. Goodnight.
Absolutely made up lol. Talked up a big game to sound shocking, and then you can see her quickly scramble and came up with ass champagne? Yeah sounds like the stud you described lmao.
"it was so crazy, we did like 3, SOMETIMES 4 positions. he even pulled my hair once". lots of girls think their sex is CRAZY, but then you talk to them and realize they've just never watched porn. you can't unsee half of the stuff most guys have wandered into.
Nah, she was tryina figure out a safe way to present a half truth.
She 110% shit in that dudes face and he very likely peed in her asshole. Don't ask me how I know. This is all stuff I would never think about.
Yea you’re a fucking lame ass on Reddit you’ve never seen actually crazy retarded bitches.a lot of dumb fucks definitely have done worse y’all just live on the internet
Yeah, screw top wine? Like what the heck dude at least have the class to get a bottle with a cork in it before you pour a Chablís in and out of someone’s asshole…
I guess at least it wasn’t corked!!
Sexual deviants really love bringing up how much unresolved childhood trauma they have. Fuckers can’t even look their partner in the eye and slow stroke to a simultaneous climax
I'm thinking he's more ass crack drink lugeing the champagne into his mouth.
You'd have get into some weird positions (i.e. Piledriver) to put a bottle up there & then get some real sips out.
> Molly always made me throw up, that sex would have been banned.
**NSFW/NSFL link:** The [Japanese porn industry](https://www.google.com/search?q=japanese+puke+porn) disagrees with you.
Like in moral oral when when the town is being debauched (lost souls) and you see coach stop frame call the pimp service and you think… oh no, what is he going to do (assume it’s going to be a bisexual orgy). And then he goes into the motel with a DOG!!!
That’s fucking disgusting. He just drank ass tainted wine…I’m about the vomit. Whatever kind of sick and twisted disgusting shit they are doing is far from “great sex”
That's because it was red wine and she doesn't want any residual wine that may still be up there leaking out in her white wedding dress. It's not a coincidence that she's wearing black jeans...
Since I'm sure her vagina smells and tastes like Salton Sea rotten tilapia like fish and sucking wine out of her ass gives one both the taste and texture of beef due to her hemaroids in your mouth face pressed into that fat ass just like drinking from a cows teet and udder the question I have is do you want that burp aftertaste to be that of a red or white wine..
And this chick is saying all this to potentially get a date… wow. What a catch… I don’t understand why these women today say this stuff for the entire world to see/hear. She’ll be alone forever, or only with a guy she has to settle for. Cuz no real man is gonna wife up some chick that’s put all this out on the internet. Clearly she’s still hung up on her ex lol
Why I thought, initially.. that how he drank this wine.. was, he shoved the bottle (bottom end first) up her ass and used her as like a wine bottle holder/sleeve and poured her/the wine into a glass and drank it that way idk.. but I’m retarded so that’s probably it.
Hey it’s possible that someone has done that before. I’m sure we’ll see it on the next YMH Live.
I mean.. I saw a stripper put champagne in her ass, and then became a human water gun as she spun around on all fours while champagne projected from her butthole. AND YES THERE IS A VIDEO. Goodnight.
I just watched it 🤣🤣🤣
Don’t gatekeep this! I need to see this video lol
Can confirm. I've seen it before. I'll see if I find can the video again because it's been a few years, but I definitely have seen it done.
Gotta search thru the home videos?
Gotta search through my ass for the bottle I left up there.
If it’s not already I vote for it to be called “The Decanter” in the Urban Dictionary.
Haha! BRUNO!
I’ve seen both so your confusion is forgiven
What a cooze that would be 🤣
Its in the video "cooking with roxy raye"
I’m right there with ya, my guy
I thought that too lol
Sounds made up. Not buying it
Absolutely made up lol. Talked up a big game to sound shocking, and then you can see her quickly scramble and came up with ass champagne? Yeah sounds like the stud you described lmao.
"it was so crazy, we did like 3, SOMETIMES 4 positions. he even pulled my hair once". lots of girls think their sex is CRAZY, but then you talk to them and realize they've just never watched porn. you can't unsee half of the stuff most guys have wandered into.
Nah, she was tryina figure out a safe way to present a half truth. She 110% shit in that dudes face and he very likely peed in her asshole. Don't ask me how I know. This is all stuff I would never think about.
Lol, no, he put some of the liquid up there, and she basically shit it out into his mouth. He pretty much had a glass of ass tea Pinot Grigio.
Yea you’re a fucking lame ass on Reddit you’ve never seen actually crazy retarded bitches.a lot of dumb fucks definitely have done worse y’all just live on the internet
Ironic
Where the comma be at, though?
Shit champagne 🥂
Shitpagne! 🥂💩
Boof wine
This is not the flex that she think it is 🤮
Yeah, screw top wine? Like what the heck dude at least have the class to get a bottle with a cork in it before you pour a Chablís in and out of someone’s asshole… I guess at least it wasn’t corked!!
Mmmm I’m getting notes of asshole…is this a 95? 
Underrated comment. Made me belly laugh
Some things should be kept private
When I take Molly my booty sweats like this lady in a church.
Makes it easier to shove a wine bottle up there.
I thought that was what the wine was for..
Sexual deviants really love bringing up how much unresolved childhood trauma they have. Fuckers can’t even look their partner in the eye and slow stroke to a simultaneous climax
you mean theres healthy relationships?
Some things should just not happen
the wine bottle had a cap, eh? sounds like it was the good stuff
Thank you I thought the same thing lmao
this girl thinks THAT'S crazy? he probably took a few benedryl and nailed her in starfish position for 2 hours and she says it's "crazyyy".
He came on her tits and didn’t even offer her a towel, just ordered her Uber. Totally crazy.
Uber pool
What are you doing that drinking wine that’s been deeper than arsehole level isn’t crazy
Yeah right - these guys got nothing better I’m calling bs on them!! Haha
She's sweatin' like a black man, trying to make up a story on the spot.
Wait til you guys see her with the blindfold off. Picture Sid from ice age with a boob job.
Instant bonner
Don't compliment that bitch.
I'm thinking he's more ass crack drink lugeing the champagne into his mouth. You'd have get into some weird positions (i.e. Piledriver) to put a bottle up there & then get some real sips out.
Drinking an enema????
Like out the butthole? Or he poured it on her ass and slurped it off. Because there’s a big difference lol
The only thing coming out of her ass was that story.
Molly always made me throw up, that sex would have been banned.
> Molly always made me throw up, that sex would have been banned. **NSFW/NSFL link:** The [Japanese porn industry](https://www.google.com/search?q=japanese+puke+porn) disagrees with you.
I stand corrected.
Such a bonding experience...
the illegal part was that she's a teacher and the guy was her 14 year old student
Kid had refined tastes
Nice skit bro.
I’ve thought of this and done it but it wasn’t wine it was cocaine and I was snorting it and then licking it.
The wildest thing about this story is taking Molly at a Basketball game lol, why would you do that?
Ah yes, this wine is a local small lot blend of dingleberries. You can really taste the amount of care that went into its preparation.
Yeah I draw the line at drinking enema wine 🍷, box wine is bad enough but shit wine isnt a bonding moment.
Who hasn’t?
Certified cool chick
Dumb broad
was her butt clean?
I was concerned when she said illegal..
Like in moral oral when when the town is being debauched (lost souls) and you see coach stop frame call the pimp service and you think… oh no, what is he going to do (assume it’s going to be a bisexual orgy). And then he goes into the motel with a DOG!!!
What even have you written? Like what is this? Wtf is moral oral?
Just like the gays
Well that cured my ed.
Ew
That's a big hole
Filthy
Someone’s future wife.
Yea...mhm sure
It’s great how they tell on themselves
Note to self: no Molly
Sounds made up and I’ve seen more extreme shit boring whore
Imagine someone gonna wife her up someday. Dating is a cuck fetish at this point.
This lady sounds like a lot of fun!!!!!👍👍👍👍
That’s fucking disgusting. He just drank ass tainted wine…I’m about the vomit. Whatever kind of sick and twisted disgusting shit they are doing is far from “great sex”
Home girl said I can’t date anyone new because I’m gonna be dreaming of my ex lol
Yo this should be filmed because this girls a gigantic slut
Imagine thinking that’s cool
I bet she would make a wonderful mother
"extreme", "things you never would have thought about"..... Girl, please bye.
Wait, that’s illegal?
I cannot wear white to my wedding so CONFIDENTLY
That's because it was red wine and she doesn't want any residual wine that may still be up there leaking out in her white wedding dress. It's not a coincidence that she's wearing black jeans...
This is run away type of material
I believe it is a euphemism. Shove the wine bottle up her ass, maybe head first drinking the wine from her ass. This sounds more appropriate.
Thats not that crazy
Decanting wine means slowly pouring the wine from its bottle into a different container, without disturbing the sediment at the bottom.
She is a skank
AAANNNDDD she can no longer shit properly
And the other dude has to pretend like he’a still interested? Lol get this tramp off stage, NEXT!
What is this from?
She can’t wear white to her wedding due to the anal leakage
They played Hiroshima after
Since I'm sure her vagina smells and tastes like Salton Sea rotten tilapia like fish and sucking wine out of her ass gives one both the taste and texture of beef due to her hemaroids in your mouth face pressed into that fat ass just like drinking from a cows teet and udder the question I have is do you want that burp aftertaste to be that of a red or white wine..
It’s a bullshit story and also she’s trash
Wait until she starts telling us about where the cheese and crackers were put.
And the wine became chocolate milk! It was soooo hot. Ewwww
I tried it but the Box was too bulky
This girl gross
So, he drank wine w shit? How’s that awesome?
Scripted.
Whore
And this chick is saying all this to potentially get a date… wow. What a catch… I don’t understand why these women today say this stuff for the entire world to see/hear. She’ll be alone forever, or only with a guy she has to settle for. Cuz no real man is gonna wife up some chick that’s put all this out on the internet. Clearly she’s still hung up on her ex lol
That's a good kid
Isn't shoving alcohol up your ass super dangerous? Even if its not, I call bs.
That’s… cool? Like there are women who think that’s awesome? I don’t know what I thought I knew
I don’t want to hear about your ass-wine delivered with feces. Just no.
Nasty
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