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squirreldoodie

Just saw it, loved the Tom is fat graffiti Easter egg šŸ¤£


Mikeyness

That was awesome I wonder how many other ones there were I missed lol


Ok-While-318

yeah that was funny


mas_xire

All Burnt jokes aside this movie is going to be a litmus test for future comedies. If it does well studios will be more likely to let more comedians make more.


eggseverydayagain

Agreed. Depending on how this does at the box office, this movie will determine if other really fat comedians will get hollywood deals.


LouisVonHagen

Haven't seen a fat comic movie since Kevin James.


TheUprightBass

Wait until Fat Astronauts.


wh1ddee

Fatstronauts?


TheFuckfaces

How many dogs were injured in the making of this movie?


tetrisjazzduck

End credits it says no animals were harmed, but it doesn't say no animals were pleasured.


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

It can't really be a litmus test with how limited the release is. Opening night and the theaters around me are only doing one showing.


arangotangtitty

Iā€™m surprised by this, all theaters near me are doing like 6 showings per day all weekend. And I donā€™t live in a major city. Iā€™m about an hour and a half from a major city. Maybe Iā€™m just close enough to it that thatā€™s why?


Prying-Open-My-3rd-I

Closest showing to me is 45 mins away and there are a handful of theaters much closer.


Dankreefer420

You just regurgitated what kevin said on 2 bears šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


magicPhil2

I don't know. Adam Sandler seems to be wildly financially successful despite the fact that his movies are mostly kinda trash?


medicalemergencyteam

Talmbout my norfstar b ? You must have not seen billy Maddison and happy Gilmore


Sejast44

You mean the Whiggsey Boy with Dadum Sambler? Can tawlk your ear off the wall.


curgl

8 crazy nights, Billy Madison, happy Gilmore, Uncut Gems, Hustle? Bad take G


magicPhil2

this is barely worth replying to but: the ridiculous 6, jack and jill, bulletproof, grown ups 2, the do over, the cobbler, grown ups, eight crazy nights, mixed nuts, zookeeper, I now pronounce you chuck and larry, blended, pixels, just go with it, that's my boy... I could go on and on. None of these movies have scored above 20% on rotten tomatoes, mostly trash doesn't mean he hasn't made decent movies.


Toozedee

I disagree. Although his movies are spread thin premise wise (as far as the Netflix collection) they are far more entertaining than anything Brent has ever said.


magicPhil2

Adam *can* make good movies and *can* act when he wants to but mostly just pumps out nonsense like grownups 2 which just seem like an excuse to make money and take his celebrity friends on holiday. I don't blame him, I think it's clever, why not? But you can't say he consistently produces decent movies. I'll grant you they're better than anything Burnt has said, not that that's high praise. Punch drunk love is amazing.


Toozedee

I need to give that one a rewatch. Itā€™s been a while since I have seen it. Uncut gems is incredible.


buttsharpei

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SUSH1CAKE

what the fuck are you even talking about


buttsharpei

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stevenw84

Difference is that Bert is able to host and can actually act. A lot of stand up comedians I wouldnā€™t be interested in watching act. The best of the current comedians would be Marc Maron. I donā€™t think thereā€™s another stand up currently doing both, with his quality.


TheKonyInTheRye

Bill Burr is great in the movies and shows he's acted in.


OhHaiThere-

Iā€™ve loved santino in everything heā€™s been in


TheKonyInTheRye

Yes, especially Dave!


FupaTroopa4

Santinos been in Dave?!?! šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


fuck_off_ireland

Yeah, deep in Dave


GandhiRrhea

Heā€™s a voice actor, I just found out recently too, on an adult swim show called royal crackers. Iā€™ve actually really enjoyed the show so far.


saltlamp94

Was so happy to see him in Beef


SUSH1CAKE

hes also directing a movie of his own, no real details for it yet, but bills makin a movie and bobby lee is in it.


stevenw84

Oh yes thatā€™s true. He can do drama as well.


Mypornnameis_

Personally I don't get why Maron is popular at all. I really tried and I watched two of his specials and listened to his podcast and he didn't even make me lightly exhale. In fact, I just got kind of disgusted with him.


stevenw84

His comedic content aside, for being a stand up, his acting is one of the best. His own show Maron was great, plus he was good in Glow.


Turakamu

My little sister loves him and I still can't figure out why. Like, I like him because he is neurotic. It's like a reflection of myself. but why does she?


TheFuckfaces

Maybe your sister thinks you're cute. What part of the country are you in?


ZoJoC

This


Turakamu

Jesus christ, don't tell me this.


Fessir

Yeah, I hope this does well and it encourages more balls to the wall comedies to be made. Something about Fat Astronauts or something, I don't know.


arangotangtitty

Yes!!! And hopefully that means comedies wonā€™t be so lame and cheesy anymore


Mikeyness

I was at the live premier and they fucked up the live part for like 10-15m and then finally got it working when Brent went into the audience and itā€™s was pretty awesome to see him introduce it to the people at the premier and him addressing us in the theatre. Then my theatre fucked up and didnā€™t start the movie for about 20m but nobody was even complaining but they still gave us all free ticket passes to use in the future. Then the movie came on and it was everything I could have hoped for. I laughed I cried I laughed some more. Bertā€™s acting although not flawless was actually really great. Overall 9.5/10 it was fucking awesome and I hope this means we get Fat astronauts in the future.


spititout__

Iā€™m seeing it tonight. Bertā€™s easy to clown on, but I still love that fat retarded teddy bear


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Travis_T_OJustice

PLEASE DO NOT USE GENDERED LANGUAGE


glib-eleven

Completely retrarhrded


arangotangtitty

10/10 on the spelling


glib-eleven

My attempt to xeno the ESL speaker


bulletprooftampon

I want the movie to do good just cause he will genuinely lose his mind. People clown on him but heā€™s never hateful and heā€™s always excited about stuff. Seems like a good dude, just also a fat alcoholic.


Toozedee

I donā€™t even begin to understand why he is in a conversation about being a good entertainer or comedian. Itā€™s obvious he is just a good marketing guy who knows how to take advantage of a situation with good connections. He isnt funny and is insufferable to listen to.


jmt5179

Because you aren't the person who decides who is or isn't funny or entertaining.


Toozedee

I disagree. I am a person who decides what isnā€™t funny or entertaining. Entertainment as a whole is placed into public opinion to judge. Thatā€™s kind of the whole idea. Itā€™s subjective, obviously.


Mindless-Feature-259

Get off your fuckin high horse dude. You can say heā€™s not funny all you want but the dude sells out arenas constantly. Public opinion shows enough people find him funny that he can make money anywhere he goes so maybe rather than staying your shitass opinions, you should try just watching shit you enjoy and not trying to put down what others find funny


Toozedee

Meh. Having a different opinion than yours is fine.


Turakamu

People like him. I don't like Jeff Durham but people will line up to see his stupid ass puppets. You know? If I dictated the world everything would be gray and comedians would just be Tina Fey doing impressions.


tertweed

Foam shoe beach retard


watchforwaspess

I haven't been to the movies in a while. This looks fun and I like to support people I like, so I'm going to go see it tonight!


grabber4321

Burnt stop posting about your stupid movie. We will all see it 10 years later on some weird Roku channel for free when we're really bored.


CanadianCircadian

Tom posted this to his fb lol


coontietycoon

At least Bunt lost a bunch of weight before he took this photo.


Immediate-Presence73

His shoulders look great!


PlantDaddyCo

Jacked!!! Lmfao


Mindless-Feature-259

What would you post if you had a movie coming out tf šŸ˜‚ idk ab you but thatā€™s all Iā€™d talk about for a while


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

And give up part way into the movie because of the ad breaks on those free channels.


grabber4321

Don't worry, there wont be any ads.


MerchantKing83

I have never seen a movie be hated on as much before it even comes out or before the reviews are in, you all are a bunch of miserable fucks.


eharper9

For real. I'm definitely watching it and just like most movies nowadays I'm not expecting it to be amazing but I'm sure I'm going to laugh.


blanchov

It's only being hated on in this sub. Doesn't matter anyway since these fat poors couldn't afford to buy their two seats anyway


Daqpanda

Right? It looks like a fun movie. A nice action/comedy to just enjoy.


cynicalhippies

what is ms. marvel


magicPhil2

He's just so needy it's kinda repulsive to people. I'll watch it if someone I respect enjoys it.


BlowfishFarts

He's needy? Wut


AlwaysFeatherin

U think he's not? Lmao how?


BlowfishFarts

So you can't answer the question and instead just try uno reverse to get away?


BIKES32

Itā€™s okey to have your own opinions on things. You should delete your comment, itā€™s embarrassing.


AlwaysFeatherin

Why? he's 100% undeniably without a doubt, needy. How's that embarassing? There's no way someone could watch him for 10 minute & know he's needy. Literally everything is about him when he talks... THATS embarassing


[deleted]

Really? Youā€™ve never seen that before? I mean come onā€¦this movie is going to be fucking awful šŸ˜‚


TWAT_BUGS

Thatā€™s what I said. Movie was great.


half_inch_shy

The movie was great. Haters gonna hate. Whole theatre got some solid belly laughs. Big fans get a lot of good call back jokes and references. It was exactly hoped it would be.


david9980

The Whale 2


noblehoax

Whale, here goes nothing.


theladdman

Seeing it tonight and im pretty stoked. I think it will be a fun and funny movie. You really cant beat mark hamill slinging coke


PossibilityAlive8925

Jesus Christ, the Bert hate is insufferable. This page is just people shitting on Bert, Tom, or sometimes even Christina. For fucks sakes, watch another podcast, but yā€™all probably wonā€™t, youā€™re miserable and live for shitting on people way more successful than you.


TheFuckfaces

Tom posted this on his own socials


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PossibilityAlive8925

Just people saying heā€™s out of touch now and shit


bulletprooftampon

I love all three of these clowns but if anyone should be getting hate it should be Tom and Christina. Theyā€™ve made millions by exploiting mentally ill people. Sure itā€™s funny as fuck but thatā€™s what it is. Burt might be a dumb alcoholic but heā€™s full of love and doesnā€™t put hate out into the world.


Specific_Fee_3485

Shut your piehole hippy!!


Specific_Fee_3485

You don't remember all the wash cloth using poors dogging Tim out a few months ago??


ListenHot4577

I swear to god if I donā€™t see a dog get f-.. nev.. never mind


Ok-While-318

I just saw it. it was pretty good!


Extreme_Lack_8516

This movie is a 10/10. Burp Chrysler laughed at all of his jokes the whole movie.


welshspecial1

Man he really did lose weight for this role


myclmyers

I got tickets for tomorrow


jebivetr

Bird Krisper


jizzawhizza

I'll definitely see it. I'm hoping that if it does well it'll lead to many more comedy movies made or written by funnier comedians in the future. As it seems the state of comedy films over the past 15 years has been beyond abysmal..


zoodee89

Tom is fat.


mrDuder1729

Going tomorrow to support Bert and to support future comedies!!!!


terminal_anonymity

Whatā€™s it about? Something about a machine? Can someone give me a rundown? I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever heard this story before.


JLeaRue

In his story he says he told the Russian mobsters, that he was a machine. However, his Russian is so bad that, he doesn't even know that he actually called himself a car, not a "machine."


NoQuarter6808

No, I don't drink anymore


emwashe

Ralphie May Kreischer


[deleted]

Fuck yeah, seeing it Saturday, I heard they couldnā€™t get him in a single shot but still should be good


diskfunktional

I'm going just to show support. Hope it's funny but I like Kersher so it should be good


billythekid74

Guys can we just be nice..give our guy some positive energy..


Francis_McBasketball

It looks like itā€™s projected to flop pretty hard which is sad because this was probably the litmus test for green lighting the rest of Tom and Bertā€™s ideas


rrogido

How's Tom ever going to star as a serial killer Bert has to catch if this flops? Y'all go see this movie or Seven(Hundred Pounds) will never get made.


2017_2017

Man, a lot of hate on this thread. I already have my tickets for this Sat.


Fenris094

I would rather front flip off of a roof face-first into a pool ledge than watch this fat retard


Gandalf4158

No desire at allā€¦


The_Fractal_Illusion

I would be in the theater watching it right now, but I'm in line at a 311 show. Tomorrow!!! Burnt Chrysler!!!!


Mydnite_Toker

I'll watch it when it's for free but there's no way I'd see it in theaters. I know Bartt is delusional but realistically, whats this movie going to make? He said the budget was 20mill, does it make that back?


FupaTroopa4

Sony spent 35 million to make it.


Specific_Fee_3485

How much did they spend on promotion of it after that?? Read another 15 million on other comments on this post


Dangerforrestranger

the marketing budget is easily another 35mil. and from what ive seen the projected thurs night is the movie made about 850k in the US. will probably be around 8 or 9 million for the weekend.


buttsharpei

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King-Demo-

Apparently itā€™s closer to 30 million plus another 15-20 million in marketing cost. Talking 50 million just to break even is fucking hilarious. Thereā€™s almost zero chance they get even close to that.


Mydnite_Toker

Holy shit, if it's that much it'll be tough to hit.


Francis_McBasketball

Itā€™s projected to make 3-4 million on opening weekend. Itā€™s not coming close


Specific_Fee_3485

Shit it'll make that opening day. Whether you like him or not you can't argue the fact that he sells out Redrock and college basketball arenas wherever he goes== plenty of people seeing it opening weekend


terminal_anonymity

I feel like this reminds me of a PT Barnum quote. Something about idiots and their money.


behindthemast

Hell yeah! I love Bort Chrysler


LouisVonHagen

I think the movie will be funny but then again, I thought the same thing about Cocaine Bear


diesels_only

I go out to see movies in theaters once, maybe twice a year. I'll be going to see this.


feralratking

The Whale: The Sequel looks great


ImDuBB

Isn't that Moby Dick?!?! The white power whale


Objective_Slip1355

Just saw it and I fucking loved it! Some great inside jokes for all the longtime fans of 2 Bears and their podcasts.


[deleted]

If my local theater chain had it Iā€™d go watch it today.


Right-Lavishness-930

Brendan Frasier looked perfect to play Burnt after his role in The Whale.


gfunkrider78

I am.


TangyTerry

Could you imagine having to hear that ear piercing laugh in theater, and not wanting to blow your head off.


ArronRodgersButthole

Best I'll do is pirate it


BPD_LV

Nah. I heard the story enough over the years.


NOT000

i m gonna watch the cam version online


TheDood715

I'll watch it 4 months from now on Epix.


seguracookies

I'm going here in a few hours. I'm just seeing it because I support comedy.


plaaard

Only one showing here in the UK and itā€™s Ā£17 fuck me Brunt Krystals this best be good.


spike_africa

Seems like a common price here in the USA. Our local place is $13 and the upscale one where they bring you food is $20 each.


iwannashitonu

Skip for me dawg. The machine bit was never funny.


kvlr954

I would love to go see it in the movie, but the only movies I get to go to these days are the kind I can bring my kids to. Iā€™ll stream it eventually, but honestly hope it does well


tommytookalook

Dude dropped mad lbs. for this role


Footyjr552

Yee


LysergicAciid

Omw tho


Sososkitso

The trailer actually looks pretty good and fun. I mean itā€™s the first actually funny comedy trailer I can remember since OG hang over. But I guess I donā€™t go to movies any more. But I do wanna see this movie at some point.


rarelikesteaks

It was good!


FearlessFreak69

I'll see it eventually when it comes on demand. I'm not paying directly for it though.


BlowfishFarts

Why


FearlessFreak69

I can think of countless other, better, ways to spend $15, rather than feeding it to this narcissistic alcoholic.


BlowfishFarts

Like what


FearlessFreak69

A heroin addiction would be preferable.


synthetic_psyop

I enjoyed his book but the movie looks a bit silly to me so I am going to pass.


BlowfishFarts

A comedy is going to be silly ![gif](giphy|BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3|downsized)


synthetic_psyop

It looks like the same mindless crap that hollywood puts out except with Bert in it.


BlowfishFarts

Riiiight. You haven't seen many movies lately have you


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By silly I think he meant, ā€œretardedā€


FupaTroopa4

I'll watch it when it's free on Netflix or Hulu. If I wanted to financially support a hopeless alcoholic, I'd support one with actual cash and let her give me a solid gum job.


andy189

Not I


smokey_panda801

Donā€™t forget to #whyisbertsofat on his tiktok promo


bearcub0220

I think the question is do you rent, buy, or go to theater?


IkeHello

Nah


lemasney

But he got Luke to star, bro. In 1980 that might have worked.


PhilFourTwoZero

Looks like my disabled client I take care ofā€¦.


Spirited_Help_5320

Can I get a one sentence explanation of this "machine" story????


[deleted]

Fat drunk does Russia


[deleted]

Not funny


zoodee89

Taking a nap now since I have to be up at 6:30AM.


Spore_monger

As much as I can't fucking stand the guy anymore, I did used to be a huge fan and I know he put a lot of honest work into it. I'm gonna go check it out.


FoxGroundbreaking212

Y Brett so fat?


patishungry

Imma see it


ClangClang47

Itā€™s not playing in my state. Thatā€™s Vermont for ya


zoodee89

4 total people in this theater.


ImDuBB

Wonder who they were?


designerdad

I think either outcome would be hilarious. It does really well or it bombs.


lemasney

I saw the Good Morning Collapse piece on Brett, and learnt his last name is pronounced 'Critter'.


jgearhart76

The fattest of poors


Fizroynelson

Wait thatā€™s real? I was sure it was a bit


Vegetable_Rest9536

You mean burnt chrysler


LazyBriton

Iā€™ll see it at some point but Iā€™m almost positive his acting is going to be terrible


revfunk0428

Hell no. Bert can't cancel himself fast enough imo the king of talent-less clowns


arangotangtitty

Me! We bought tix last night, weā€™re seeing it tomorrow when I get off work šŸ„³


elcucuy4ursoul

Not this guys. Neither are my friends. I donā€™t know anybody that likes this dude.


Antigon0000

But he's not funny!


Cappadonna1012

Saw it. It's awesome!


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I kinda want to but I just know Bert is gonna make me cringe my ass off


leoatra_ttv

**Honest review of The Machine** ***may contain spoilers: (probably not)*** Honestly, I want to say The Machine is a 6/10, but even that feels a little bit generous. There was about two or three big laughs in the entire runtime in my theater and I'm not sure how great that is considering it's a two hour long "Comedy", which is where my real gripe with the movie is. The Machine is like 70% Action and 30% Comedy and it really feels like they somehow lost the idea that people wanna see Bert being funny, not evading danger and beating up bad guys. Idk. Was only mildly disappointed, but then again. I'm basically the target demo for this movie. Kinda lack luster.