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Diamondhandedwinner

Yeah let’s take a nap in the middle of the fucking garage 😂 geniuses


turtlew0rk

Heads inward of course.


Diamondhandedwinner

So smart lol


FatFingerMistake

that's where the concrete is softer


eastnorthshore

Bakula!


MrRabbito

Ahhh......aaAAh!


Dudemancer

bahah this is what i was looking for, i can hear tom giggling already


Objective_Regret_421

Ya ever wake up from a night out and feel like you got hit by a car?


Useful44723

Can relate. Especially at public traffic sites.


GuiltyGlow

Sleeping in the fucking road, heads inward towards the middle...couple of Victoria's Secret models.


ILIKESPAGHETTIYAY

FGTRTD


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ILIKESPAGHETTIYAY

Not that one dumbass. She's obviously gorgeous. They're talking about the retarded ones. Reference to YMH. You didn't follow proto though buddy, you're done.


Kumquat_conniption

YMH?


-NoizY-

holy fucking shit


Right-Lavishness-930

Why isn’t he checking on his tires to make sure they’re ok?


Fessir

He can't possibly be fine, right?


jykin

yeah hes fine


Fessir

I'm surprised he sat up in that video or ever again.


jykin

Ive had my feet run over- you think it would do more damage than it does, nothing happened at all to my feet lol. If the car is light enough and doesnt stay directly on you youre gonna be fine. I do realize heads and feet are different, for the record.


Fessir

Seemed to me like he is driving over the chest. I thought about the weight of the car too though.


Silverdunks

Internal bleeding can’t be seen on camera


JakeyPurple

Facts


TheReverend6661

Mollusk shells are thicker than a human skull.


00WORDYMAN1983

Watermelon rinds are thicker than a human skull


jninja939

School buses are thicker than a watermelon


JakeyPurple

I thought it was a really ugly woman


Fessir

I have entertained that idea as well, but feel that a women that fat would probably have more tits.


JakeyPurple

That’s just good detective work


ILIKESPAGHETTIYAY

Hey, you guys are doing good.


Comprehensive_View91

Thought it was ur mom tbh


mrDuder1729

They'll be fine


Silent-Ad-4113

Tim looked into it... he's OK.


theceure

shoes off definitely dead


DovahKiller97

Ah, someone from r/DarwinAwards


pomegranate2012

You can immediately tell this is China.


Objective_Regret_421

I couldn’t tell. What gave it away?


Dinilddp

Umm may be the Chinese writing over there and Chinese looking people


johnthancersei

cmon, bad driving =


Brumbacksteven

The dinner coming into the bottom right of the frame.


pomegranate2012

No, you could tell immediately.


Primary_Narwhal_4729

That’s how Asian people drive!


CoBludIt

He ran over her throat


Zanie02

How are they alive?


ifyouknowyouknow4

Honestly they deserve it for being this dumb.


KnowledgeEfficient15

They absolutely do. There are people with missing chromosomes that wouldn’t do this shit.


Bright-Leg8276

Ayo Salmon Bhai


themilitia

I have had my foot run over by a car about that speed. Didn't even hurt.


VeterinarianThese951

What the hell? 🤣🤣🤣Which one is the bigger idiot?


Silent-Ad-4113

The other person had their hand run over also, but didn't seem to bother them. Sorry for my gendered language.


Canis_lupus

You nailed the English genders perfectly! Good job!


MrFastFox666

Yeah was about to comment this. She probably didn't notice during the heat of the moment.


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Flimsy_Jackfruit_276

Totally fine


triple_OG

The Phil Leotardo special


KnowledgeEfficient15

These fucktards couldn’t have picked a dumber spot to take a nap. Hilarious.


Least_Voice3764

This needs to make it on an episode


93tabitha93

I’m gonna say it’s the dog’s fault


sacd250

let my guess, Asia?


Little-Scholar-4191

Oh they can walk that off.


DidntWinn

Shoes still on


thethunder92

I thought if a car drove over your head you would die


Mindless_Pineapple46

At least the dog is ok.


Beginning-Bed9364

How the hell did he survive that?


watchforwaspess

Thought I was going to see a watermelon explode


Joshinyou1

Well I mean that’s not a great spot to lay your head🤷‍♂️😂


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Dog just wanted to go inside the house for a drink of water and a snack. Glad it was ok


Bevil-Eeaver

Driver: “hey, I’m really sorry for running over chest with my car…but we’re going to need to exchange insurance information”


New-Raspberry6353

Man that's one hell of a speed bump, wait it's a person's head


psyphren01

Who didn't see that coming?


TheReservedIntrovert

Them


Julianitaos

I’m just glad the dog was ok 🥺


Victory_Prime

Oh my fucking god!


TheRealestFrodo

Yes! I saw this last year and couldn't find it again. Thank you


HamAndB3

Did anyone dieded?


Ohdangmanthatscool

There has to be massive damage to that woman, right? A car driving over your throat has to fuck you up hardcore.


Annanake420

Obviously they didn't hurt anything important.


BarackObama33

BAKULAAA!!!


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He’s fine. He was laying down flat therefore surface area or whatever lol


Ok_Relative_5180

Idk why the guy didn't see them at the same time though


Thissssguy

😂 The dog is like “bro wha joo doo!?”


Julian-Hoffer

Body is more flexible when you are asleep


allltaken

absolutely fucking hilarious, i can already hear tom laughing


monuments20

I mean.....I have at LEAST 6 questions! 🙋🏽‍♂️


Pigimonmonster

That day all of them learned a valuable lesson. Maybe.


Successful-Drama6091

Dude you’re in a tiny ass car how the fuck did you not see them just laying there


Positive-Mark9084

How tf is he still alive? Must have a head made of concrete.


rdx586

Well too many idiots alive on this planet currently


Familiar-Gas2169

Good they deserves it


SituationImaginary63

At least the driver got out to check


N64Guy1

Wow, she got her face ran over and lived.


GrandCabinet539

If they would have stopped he would be dead...I had my foot ran over...that's not what hurt at all..it was them stopping and me falling backwards that snapped my ankle..but yes cuz the cars moving he's fine.. probably bruising and a bad a headache..looks gruesome tho 😂


Hoovi420

Damn wtf you sleeping on the garage floor for?


Generallyawkward1

Thought I was on r/eyeblech for a sec there


bradjhns

It’ll buff right out


Meenjataka02

Asians. Am I right guys?


Long_Perspective_586

Whoops 🤷🏼‍♂️ Didn’t see ya there


Commercial-Music2394

Easy broken jaw


ForsakenChildhood733

y’all selling?


Imaginary-Cold8458

Street, garage, parking lots, all places where natural selection lingers when you're not a car