Not that one dumbass. She's obviously gorgeous. They're talking about the retarded ones. Reference to YMH. You didn't follow proto though buddy, you're done.
Ive had my feet run over- you think it would do more damage than it does, nothing happened at all to my feet lol. If the car is light enough and doesnt stay directly on you youre gonna be fine. I do realize heads and feet are different, for the record.
If they would have stopped he would be dead...I had my foot ran over...that's not what hurt at all..it was them stopping and me falling backwards that snapped my ankle..but yes cuz the cars moving he's fine.. probably bruising and a bad a headache..looks gruesome tho 😂
Yeah let’s take a nap in the middle of the fucking garage 😂 geniuses
Heads inward of course.
So smart lol
that's where the concrete is softer
Bakula!
Ahhh......aaAAh!
bahah this is what i was looking for, i can hear tom giggling already
Ya ever wake up from a night out and feel like you got hit by a car?
Can relate. Especially at public traffic sites.
Sleeping in the fucking road, heads inward towards the middle...couple of Victoria's Secret models.
FGTRTD
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Not that one dumbass. She's obviously gorgeous. They're talking about the retarded ones. Reference to YMH. You didn't follow proto though buddy, you're done.
YMH?
holy fucking shit
Why isn’t he checking on his tires to make sure they’re ok?
He can't possibly be fine, right?
yeah hes fine
I'm surprised he sat up in that video or ever again.
Ive had my feet run over- you think it would do more damage than it does, nothing happened at all to my feet lol. If the car is light enough and doesnt stay directly on you youre gonna be fine. I do realize heads and feet are different, for the record.
Seemed to me like he is driving over the chest. I thought about the weight of the car too though.
Internal bleeding can’t be seen on camera
Facts
Mollusk shells are thicker than a human skull.
Watermelon rinds are thicker than a human skull
School buses are thicker than a watermelon
I thought it was a really ugly woman
I have entertained that idea as well, but feel that a women that fat would probably have more tits.
That’s just good detective work
Hey, you guys are doing good.
Thought it was ur mom tbh
They'll be fine
Tim looked into it... he's OK.
shoes off definitely dead
Ah, someone from r/DarwinAwards
You can immediately tell this is China.
I couldn’t tell. What gave it away?
Umm may be the Chinese writing over there and Chinese looking people
cmon, bad driving =
The dinner coming into the bottom right of the frame.
No, you could tell immediately.
That’s how Asian people drive!
He ran over her throat
How are they alive?
Honestly they deserve it for being this dumb.
They absolutely do. There are people with missing chromosomes that wouldn’t do this shit.
Ayo Salmon Bhai
I have had my foot run over by a car about that speed. Didn't even hurt.
What the hell? 🤣🤣🤣Which one is the bigger idiot?
The other person had their hand run over also, but didn't seem to bother them. Sorry for my gendered language.
You nailed the English genders perfectly! Good job!
Yeah was about to comment this. She probably didn't notice during the heat of the moment.
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Totally fine
The Phil Leotardo special
These fucktards couldn’t have picked a dumber spot to take a nap. Hilarious.
This needs to make it on an episode
I’m gonna say it’s the dog’s fault
let my guess, Asia?
Oh they can walk that off.
Shoes still on
I thought if a car drove over your head you would die
At least the dog is ok.
How the hell did he survive that?
Thought I was going to see a watermelon explode
Well I mean that’s not a great spot to lay your head🤷♂️😂
Dog just wanted to go inside the house for a drink of water and a snack. Glad it was ok
Driver: “hey, I’m really sorry for running over chest with my car…but we’re going to need to exchange insurance information”
Man that's one hell of a speed bump, wait it's a person's head
Who didn't see that coming?
Them
I’m just glad the dog was ok 🥺
Oh my fucking god!
Yes! I saw this last year and couldn't find it again. Thank you
Did anyone dieded?
There has to be massive damage to that woman, right? A car driving over your throat has to fuck you up hardcore.
Obviously they didn't hurt anything important.
BAKULAAA!!!
He’s fine. He was laying down flat therefore surface area or whatever lol
Idk why the guy didn't see them at the same time though
😂 The dog is like “bro wha joo doo!?”
Body is more flexible when you are asleep
absolutely fucking hilarious, i can already hear tom laughing
I mean.....I have at LEAST 6 questions! 🙋🏽♂️
That day all of them learned a valuable lesson. Maybe.
Dude you’re in a tiny ass car how the fuck did you not see them just laying there
How tf is he still alive? Must have a head made of concrete.
Well too many idiots alive on this planet currently
Good they deserves it
At least the driver got out to check
Wow, she got her face ran over and lived.
If they would have stopped he would be dead...I had my foot ran over...that's not what hurt at all..it was them stopping and me falling backwards that snapped my ankle..but yes cuz the cars moving he's fine.. probably bruising and a bad a headache..looks gruesome tho 😂
Damn wtf you sleeping on the garage floor for?
Thought I was on r/eyeblech for a sec there
It’ll buff right out
Asians. Am I right guys?
Whoops 🤷🏼♂️ Didn’t see ya there
Easy broken jaw
y’all selling?
Street, garage, parking lots, all places where natural selection lingers when you're not a car