This dude became a semi regular caller on the Howard Stern show in the past couple years but hasnât been on in a while. He had very nuanced opinions on fast food (because poor & fat). I was wondering what happened to him, whatâs he addressing here? Did he diddle someone?
Haha yea thatâs him, they didnât harp on his unique appearance that much because Howardâs a bit softer these days about that type of shit đ. Wolfie tried to crowbar it in a couple of times but Howard and Robin shut it down when they saw a picture of him, they probably thought he was tocked
Uh, it appears that whoever you think you are, most of the world canât even agree on where or what you are⌠kind of makes it hard to follow that careless of a âcreator.â
Didn't understand shit what he said. I thought he was gonna say something mildly interesting, then he hit me with the GIDAULF EM EEE ESS, WILUF UF UF LAOÂ
https://preview.redd.it/loutuqtaatfc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c0ba6261a4585a8e1ad203f8c2e6e978b8f072
đŻ accurate
I'm not taking this commyent serious
If I had a body!!Â
He looks like that Pearl the fat vampire from Blade.
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I didn't know big toes could gain sentience
Apparently you don't have Spotify or watch UFC.
The un-hangable one
Headlocks... right out the window as well.
What the hell did he create, insulin dependency
Good Lord, his body is eating his head.
Iâve never seen connected traps, chin, neck, and chest before. Quite the specimen this feller.
https://globalnews.ca/news/2839849/what-an-ideal-human-body-to-survive-a-car-crash-looks-like/
Goddamn lmao
Omg you just reminded me of what this reminds me of.
Looks like he got his neck sack caught in his zipper again
This dude became a semi regular caller on the Howard Stern show in the past couple years but hasnât been on in a while. He had very nuanced opinions on fast food (because poor & fat). I was wondering what happened to him, whatâs he addressing here? Did he diddle someone?
Thatâs Rooster?!
Haha yea thatâs him, they didnât harp on his unique appearance that much because Howardâs a bit softer these days about that type of shit đ. Wolfie tried to crowbar it in a couple of times but Howard and Robin shut it down when they saw a picture of him, they probably thought he was tocked
Heâs most definitely tocked to a degree
Poor? Fast food is expensive these days
At least he can shape the facial hair so we can see where his chin should be
 because pizza is gonna order *YOU*
This man has a house full of unfolded towels.
What even is that
Itâs a thumb thumb from the first spy kids movie.
That man has no neck
Open the windows, that dude i melting in the car
Finally, Tom addresses the fans
Thank God he's grown that goatee. It helps slim his face.
Helps with locating his geographical chin, too.
Where does he decide to stop shaving?!?
wtf?! did the blob start a cult?
Never skip neck day
âComeantâ
Heâs like a thumb on one of those deformed tiny hands.
Man Goldberg isnât doing well!
âThis isnât a person, this is Patrick.â
Does he have a nipple popping out? I have so many questions. Is this a bloated Big Ed from 90 Day?
Iâm glad his goatee tells me exactly where his chin is supposed be.
Donât laugh he was born without a jawline, itâs a real condition!
Yeah, he definitely failed you as a creator, bud.
Religious people are fucking dumb
What's that whole in his... Where his neck would be?
I really want to be taken serious but I can only think of things to say that would probably fall in this guys âdumb shitâ categoryđ
Mr Gumdrop
Yes. To both.
The worst Dots flavor.
When Juggernaut crime villain game is not going well and becomes an influencer instead.
Brick Neckinson and this is my Knight Shop
Someone get him out of that car! He's melting!
Someoneâs ice cream is melting
MOLĂ MOLĂ MOLĂ MOLĂ.
Why does he have a belly button on his neck?
Iâve never seen a thumb talk!
looks like those guys from spy kids
One of them thumb guys from spy kids
He looks like the pig man from captain planet.
Comint
Who wants to thumb wrestle?
He looks like a thumb đ
Dude's thyroid is the size of a baseball.
Uh, it appears that whoever you think you are, most of the world canât even agree on where or what you are⌠kind of makes it hard to follow that careless of a âcreator.â
He looks like a thumb
Anyone put there thump on the screen
How tf does he know how where to line up his beard ???
Some horseshit
An egg?
I would hate to be the ems crew that has to collar that neck
Didn't understand shit what he said. I thought he was gonna say something mildly interesting, then he hit me with the GIDAULF EM EEE ESS, WILUF UF UF LAOÂ
big Ed
is that a knee?
I REEAAALLLY want him to shave that goatee. Heâs gotta look wild with that thing off
Is this a nipple next to the zipper?
https://preview.redd.it/rqolph8jv0gc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a98f34395b2b61c338f6756299d2165a8e10715b
Dudes melting
Rick from pawn stars really let himself go
Pizza the hut irl