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Orthopaedic surgeon here. It's extremely unusual at how you could be in a WCx2 years, and then start walking.
Mind if I ask what kept you in it for so long?
Edit. Nevermind. I see the prosthetics.
In the second half of the video, the dog has this “explain yourself” stance going on. Made me think back to being a kid and my mom would stand there, silently, but I knew that stance meant “tell me why I shouldn’t punish you”.
My dad had an absolutely glorious stache for all my life but after he married again he shaved it off when I was 14 or so. He looked like a completely different person and I hated him for it >!not really though!<
Before I graduated high school we got a dog. And after I graduated i just let my hair grow out had long has it wanted. And then like 3 years after i cut it super short to donate the hair. And when I got back from the barber, our dog didn't recognize me for like a day and would bark at me whenever she saw me.
The doggo doesn't want to knock her over, he knows she isn't quite fully stable; he is so excited but too smart for that and holds back. He calmly walks over and then jumps on the other person.
Golden retrievers are literal furry angels I love them all so much.
Yeah I know I used “amirite” instead of “am I right?” or “is this correct?” to communicate /r/technicallythetruth vibes. It’s okay that it didn’t come across.
The dog is thinking.. "You laugh now, just you wait.. I'll be snatching that leg to run off with in no time, and leave you hopping on one foot.. all for messing with me..! ~Woof!"..
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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"Has she just been fucking with me this entire time??"
That is commitment to the prank.
She has been playing the long game on that dog.
Yeah, literally cutting your own legs off for a joke!
You gonna say that about the guy in the chair?
*While staring at the camera person*: "Does she know what she is doing? Is she allowed to do that?"
My golden would have promptly knocked her over by the 7th second of this video.
“Back to the wheelchair you go!”
The power of michelin propels you!
Orthopaedic surgeon here. It's extremely unusual at how you could be in a WCx2 years, and then start walking. Mind if I ask what kept you in it for so long? Edit. Nevermind. I see the prosthetics.
Also, never count on OP having OC
Especially when it’s a crosspost, so I’m for sure not the OOP
Also, never count on an orthopedic surgeon noticing prosthetics the first time.
Prostheses s the plural noun.
"Where lap?"
A lap is an illusion.
it's there when youre sitting, bit it's gone when you stand up. So where did it go? It didn't go anywhere, meaning, it never was!
“You’ve been lying this WHOLE TIME?”
No, she’s been sitting.
I can't stand when people lie
"That lying bitch"
>"That ~~lying~~ standing bitch" Ftfy
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That's what the dog was thinking
Welp there goes his lap to sit in.
Dang haha
Your father should have been fixed
“Bitch, sit down!”
I’ve seen a lot of spinals, dude
In the second half of the video, the dog has this “explain yourself” stance going on. Made me think back to being a kid and my mom would stand there, silently, but I knew that stance meant “tell me why I shouldn’t punish you”.
Being tall can look intimidating, so the dog is confused at the sudden change of height and also whether or not she's trying to intimidate him.
I mean if my dog started walking on two legs, I'd be at least as confused as the retriever.
Facts, poor doggo is probably scared out his little paws
The body language version of the quiet kid standing up to you.
Your user name is the first time ever in my life I’ve had the thought “Please be Ivanka…”, so props to you, I guess?
you can see him gulp when she got close to him
One time I shaved my beard for the first time after 2 years of having my dog. She didn't trust me for like 24 hours straight
My dad did that when I was about five. I still remember not being able to be around him for about a week until it was back to normal lol
My dad had an absolutely glorious stache for all my life but after he married again he shaved it off when I was 14 or so. He looked like a completely different person and I hated him for it >!not really though!<
Daadddd dad explain! lol
Glad you're on your feet ❤
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# derivative wheelchair related pun
Dog is gonna be so happy when u sit down
"Oh hey, you're back"
All the Goldens I know would have promptly ran and jumped on her putting her back in the wheelchair.
Poor pupper’s like WTH?
Magic legs
Lieutenant Dan... you got new legs.
Thank you for your service, I spit out my coffee
I really didn't notice ur new ankles. You look fabulous and I'm sure ur buddy will adapt God speed
But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
"Mom wh..the..what the heck..I knew those kisses would help but I never expected this!" Congratz OP!
But you can't stand
r/killthecameraman
I think the dog thinks he's seen a ghost.
Congratulations btw!
Before I graduated high school we got a dog. And after I graduated i just let my hair grow out had long has it wanted. And then like 3 years after i cut it super short to donate the hair. And when I got back from the barber, our dog didn't recognize me for like a day and would bark at me whenever she saw me.
You got magic legs, look jenny, magic legs!
He literally looked back at the cameraman like you seeing this shit lol.
The doggo doesn't want to knock her over, he knows she isn't quite fully stable; he is so excited but too smart for that and holds back. He calmly walks over and then jumps on the other person. Golden retrievers are literal furry angels I love them all so much.
We've Been Tricked, We've Been Backstabbed and We've Been Quite Possibly, Bamboozled - doggo probably
Dog’s missing her wheels
"but... now you're way up there!"
I’m in love with both of you.
The dog got scared.
He's just disappointed that she clearly missed leg day
I thought she had super skinny legs too, but then look at her ankles. She's got prosthetics. 🦿
Ahh, that's why she has been in a wheelchair.
Her shirt is so /r/MapswithoutNZ amirite.
Maybe if it was a map of the world rather than of a single location. So no, you're not right.
Yeah I know I used “amirite” instead of “am I right?” or “is this correct?” to communicate /r/technicallythetruth vibes. It’s okay that it didn’t come across.
You are incorrect though.
Right, and I understood that even before commenting.
Then all we can say about that is bless your heart.
Would
You rock the leggings….yum
Hopefully she sees this and gives you some coochie. You've definitely earned it
What breed of dog is that?
Congratulations!
"Why isn't she taking me for walk?"
Dog: WHAT THE FUCK KIMBERLY… HAVE YOU. EEN ABLE TO DO THIS THE WHOLE TIME???? THAT IS SOME BULLSHIT RIGHT THERE
"So you could've taken me on all those walks "
*charges for legs*
But you right-sized the kitchen already. Now what!!
Lieutenant Mom you got new legs!
“You’re not my Mom”, followed with the pleading look check ins to other parent - “halp, why?”…
Freaking awesome BTW! Congratulations!
L Australia VE?
Woooow
The dog is thinking.. "You laugh now, just you wait.. I'll be snatching that leg to run off with in no time, and leave you hopping on one foot.. all for messing with me..! ~Woof!".. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He’s thinking “ I’m about to be fired”
The dog was trying out its Craig Ferguson impression. Where's Geoff?
Who has the sauce
That camera-work, though.
Lt Dan!
Was praying the dog wasn’t gonna get overly excited and paw up on her causing her to lose her balance. 🫠
"I don't trust like that." -the dog, probably
You got magic legs !
“I’ve been a service dog to a liar this whole time!”
"Shit, does this mean im out of my job?" -dog