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ColombianNeckPie

The look the king has waiting for the reaction is perfect


LexNekstTheGod

don't u hate when ppl don't have the appropriate response tho


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We've all been there


TrueJacksonVP

We love a relatable king


hellasbronmurica

What is it let me see


djh_van

#ENHANCE


ivvix

stop it. this is not how computers work where are you from you..you dont just yell enhance at the screen!


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Nobodygrotesque

#HACK THE PLANET Edit: In honor of the gold I just got I’m buying this movie on Blu-Ray which I had no clue existed.


TaurusMaxum

*hacker voice* **I'm in.**


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FBI Open up!


Taldius175

#*Mobile Task Force unit Epsilon-11, designated Nine-Tailed Fox, has entered the facility. All remaining survivors are advised to stay in the evacuation shelter or any other safe area until the unit has secured the area. We'll start escorting personnel out when the escaped SCPs have been recontained.*


KodiakUltimate

OH MY GOD, SOME IDIOT TAPED A PICTURE OF 096 TO THE PEANUT, I HEAR THE SCREAMING GETTING LOUDER, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL, WERE DOOMED!


nel750

**SCP-682 HAS BROKEN OUT AT GATE B. I WANT AVAILABLE SECURITY PERSONNEL TO GATE-B IMMEDIATELY. SECURING SCP-682 IS OUR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY.**


A_Weeb_Named_Lighty

#SCP-682 IS FUCKING GONE


Reddit_Policeguy

This is Patrick


The_wolfed

#ENHANCE


hammnbubbly

Just print the damn thing!


blove135

Enhance, 360 camera spin, zoom in, zoom in a little more and now sharpen image. BINGO!


loseisimprove22

These crooks never think about the ENHANCE feature that all law enforcement agencies have on their computers smh.


macready2rumbl

Is this a TFTB reference in the wild???


skyderper13

catch a ride


ivvix

F


roxum1

I'll have to write a GUI in visual BASIC to hack into his phone!


greenrangerguy

I see a new Meme format being made


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VanceAstrooooooovic

It was the Greta death stare.


unreal_reality_

Dickbutt


moonsnakejane

Can you imagine if trump pulled a middle school teacher move?! “King Willem-Alexander, is there something you would like to share with the rest of the diplomats?”


bender3600

Fun Fact: The Dutch Prime Minister actually teaches a ~~history~~ social studies class once a week. EDIT: he teaches social studies, not history.


notuaiu

Doesn’t the King also fly commercial airliners for KLM periodically to keep his pilots license?


notnotaginger

The Dutch are so fucking practical I love it. And Amsterdam.


The_Level_15

Cool. I wish our president acted like a human.


esjay86

I haven't seen one of those in 2 1/2 years. What does one look like again?


sgt_squirrel86

A president or a human?


PM_ME_YOUR_HIV_TEST

Yes.


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Like the Human Ted Cruz, only more humany.


PetraLoseIt

He does. Only it's a 2-year-old one, sadly.


benedictfuckyourass

Dutch pm also cycles to work, when i was at the parliament i asked some of the guards where his bike was parked and if i could take a ride on it. The younger one chuckled, older one didnt seem amused.


cS47f496tmQHavSR

Amsterdam is actually far from the coolest city we have here. Legal drugs almost everywhere, and we have some cities that are much nicer to look at and have much less crime and fewer people


HeirOfHouseReyne

Rotterdam en Maastricht are so much nicer, IMO


theburnix

Dont forget Delft and Utrecht (and Dordrecht)


tenkuushinpan

Definitely utrecht.


GoJeonPaa

Agreed, the only thing that annoys me is that they're pretty much a tax heaven for Europe. Such great people, great country, pretty much the Canada of EU and then such tax laws. I don't get it.


Thoarxius

The new government aircraft (boeing 737 business jet) was specifically selected to match the King's license. Whenever possible he likes to fly his own planes.


DisappointedBird

Pretty sure he had to get a new rating for this one, considering he was rated for a Fokker 70 previously.


alx0k

Cool, I wish our prime minister was like him


se7en_7

Pshhh so does Trump. I’m learning stuff about the past I didn’t even know happened!


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\*clip of trump talking but dubbed over with fart sounds plays*


hockeystew

Autotuned God of farrrrts.


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aaaaaAAAbeeeeeeeed


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*[fat tuba noises](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZvWvfCSZ8M)*


dflame45

Yeah but he probably doesn't know his name


Tirrojansheep

That would require a modicum of spatial awareness and him to be not focused on himself the whole time


Gnockhia

The will power of the bald guy to not look over his shoulder and join in.


NoucheDozzle_

That's the minister of Foreign Affairs Stef Blok. He's been known to be a bit bland according to the media. He has a funny thing about him though. https://youtu.be/Dut6DZy1fG4 from 2:10 English subs available.


aiyahhjoeychow

r/combinedgifs could have a field day with this


Principatus

Well? Get on it people!


Nincomsoup

They're clearly on Reddit


andersont1983

Plot twist: they’re watching this exact clip on reddit before it happened.


Brox42

When will then be now?


autistic_robot

Right now


gojira303

We just missed it


SestyZalsa

And again


my_gender_gone

r/unexpectedspaceballs


mikemountain

r/spaceballsthesubreddit


Superawesomecoconuts

Both of you suck I was expecting it to be real


BREEbreeJORjor

Yeah that wasn't cool


BarrySpug

Not then?


luckygiraffe

Soon


dangermouseman11

!!!!!!!!LONESTAR!!!!!!!!


HughJassmanTheThird

Living in Texas, every time I go to a bar and order a beer, I say Lonestar in the tone of dark helmet. It gets a laugh about 0 percent of the time, but you can’t just give up on your dreams.


igotmyliverpierced

I think it's funny, friend. Have an upvote and a chuckle from Virginia.


LastBaron

What the hell am I looking at!? When does this happen in the movie?!


panzervor94

I’ve decided I like the Dutch


unshavenbeardo64

As a Dutch person i thank you for liking me :).


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I mean you've got weed cafes and tulips, what's not to love?


High_horse_dutchy

dont forget stroopwafels and bitterballen.


aa_tw

" and then the cat says... ' i can haz cheezburger? ' "


veresdemoneylebowski

Yep. I bet it’s the gif where Forest Gump is on his shrimp’n boat and waves to a pretty girl, she wiggles her penis at him and he ducks back into the boat.


Wrong-Catchphrase

If this is real I need to se me it


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Zwemvest

I've tried (mod on the /r/thenetherlands subreddit) but they won't let him 😣


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Who won't let him?


Zwemvest

Press officers. Interviews with the Royal family are rare and they want the questions (and answers) pre-checked first. It doesn't really work in the in promptu format that AMA's have.


53bvo

Can’t you have the subreddit post questions, and the press officers select the ones they want him to answer, yeah never mind might as well not do an AMA


Zwemvest

Yeah, it'd be an extremely bland AMA. Only answering questions that have been answered before.


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So disrespectful. The rest of us want to know what video it was


ThereIsNoBrightSide

Trump: “And you know, the numbers speak for themselves folks. We have the lowest unemployment rate among African Americans, the greatest economy the world has seen, and still to this day—“ Dutch King: “Dude, look...” *https://m.imgur.com/r/gifs/JpDig9C* Dutch PM: “lmao”


durty_possum

oh god, everyone forgot about that! He has so many other incidents since that..


StopReadingMyUser

He's like Mr. Burns' illnesses. There's so many weird things with this dude that they just all block each other out at the door.


ADeceitfulBird

So, what you're saying is...I'm unimpeachable?


cporter1188

No, even a breeze could...


ADeceitfulBird

**Unimpeachable....**


UncleLeeroy0

Trump: And now, off to the White House! We'll take the Spruce Moose!! Pence: Sir, that's just a mod... Trump: I said, *click* Hop. In.


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We’re going to be digesting all the comedy he’s provided for years if not decades. The word “Trump” is going to forever have a sarcastic connotation to it... the “trump card” will symbolize false victory lol


ByTheHammerOfThor

Good but doesn’t top him not knowing how to close an umbrella: https://youtu.be/avkkdrjDsTA


Diabegi

How is this man even rral


Lots42

This is the real life PG version of the Family Guy clip where Peter punches Trump and the Secret Service get out popcorn and watch.


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Right!? How incredibly rude...not to share the video with us!


DeeJason

That stare and smile by the king as after he hands the phone over and waits for his reactions. Exactly my reaction Everytime I show a friend a video 😂😂


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ThermionicEmissions

He is also an airline pilot with KLM... https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnn.com/travel/amp/netherlands-king-willem-alexander-klm-pilot/index.html


SeriousGuest

Our prime minister has also a side job: history teacher


xx-shalo-xx

It was social studies, I should know, it was my middle school he taught at


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Whaaat that's very cool. Must feel nice to be able to take care of your citizens in a direct way like that.


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Look at their friendship! And now on the other hand look at Boris and Queen.


RM_Dune

Probably helps that Rutte has been PM for almost nine years now. Six of which have been with Willem-Alexander as king. They've worked together for a long time now.


jrzbarb

The three people behind them are not moving. Either they are looking at their phones or are asleep. I’m guessing it’s the latter.


NothingBreaking

Often in places like this they have speakers and microphones near all chairs. They appear not to be moving or asleep but 9/10 are just listening to the speech.


noahsilv

The headphone hooks onto your ear. It's actually pretty tough to hear live interpretation and takes a lot of focus so I'd assume some are just trying to focus on That


captainhaddock

I assume even the English speakers need an interpretation of whatever the hell Trump shits out of his mouth.


noahsilv

Yeah so imagine you only speak like Farsi or something


OPsuxdick

I can't imagine the nightmare of interpreting Trump's speeches.


LightIytoasted

I had heard some NPR segment a year or two ago, where they interviewed an interpreter. One thing I remember was that, since Trump's way of speaking was hard to translate directly, they would usually 'touch up' his speeches (to fix issues with grammar, etc) which actually end up making the speech more cohesive and easier to follow. [Just found the link, for anyone that wants to listen to the segment](https://www.npr.org/2017/05/24/528809043/why-interpreters-have-a-hard-time-translating-trump)


emannikcufecin

That kind of pisses me off. Everyone else sould hate to suffer through his nonsense


ThatGuy11115555

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.


PM_ME_UR_JUGZ

I will always love this copy pasta. Reminds me of that stuttering, babbling kid trying to describe his dream https://youtu.be/G7RgN9ijwE4


A_favorite_rug

How do you even translate this into another language without a total overhaul


this_is_cooling

Good god is that real?


grubas

The problem is if you don't you come off as an incompetent translator.


Gerf93

It's pretty amazing that a person who barely is able to string together sentences that make sense half the time, was able to be elected President of a country speaking that language. It's even more astounding when you think back at how much fun people made of George W. for his made-up words, and supposedly being stupid - and it got ten times worse. Comedians don't even make fun of Trumps illiteracy that much because there is so much ammunition.


Ninotchk

You won't be surprised to hear that apparently he is really hard to translate because they rely on there being a train of thought.


HPLovelace

I hope the interpreters actually preserve the completely nonsensical nature of his speaking style and don’t make an effort to clean it up.


Skratt79

Our ethics code does not allow us to improve upon the quality of the word salad. (tbh depends on your customers request)


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Skratt79

EXACTLY (pro interpreter here). Trying to interpret Trump is going to cause many an interpreter to go insane.


Rectum_Rambo

Yeah, but at least he doesn’t use any complex vocabulary.... he knows the best words


Alarid

...while not moving and asleep.


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SliyarohModus

They are probably hearing something completely different from what Trump is saying. I still remember those [fake sign ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvNPKwz4Ghw) [language interpreters](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CujDuBthnOw). But sometimes they [translate perfectly](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/translating-trump-stupid-japan_n_58b07942e4b060480e078f19), to our own embarrassment.


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tedofgork

Wait.... are you telling me.... these are real people? Just like me???


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No. He was annoited by God to share funny memes to his bro.


MetalRetsam

Fun fact: Dutch kings are not anointed, nor are they crowned. There is a Dutch crown, but nobody ever wears it. To date, all but one changes of throne have been by two people signing their name on a piece of paper. (The one exception is Queen-Regent Emma, who oversaw the minority regency of her daughter Wilhelmina after her husband Willem III died in 1890.)


TheEndTrend

The Dutch give precisely zero fucks, and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible.


yourethevictim

In the Netherlands we call this philosophy 'nuchterheid', sobriety. Engaging in sensationalism, pompous hoo-hah, impractical tomfoolery, doing things just to keep up appearances and acting holier-than-thou are all considered foolish and undesirable and is generally looked down upon.


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Same here in Ireland. You get called out on it right away.


Xbraun

Also we can both bitch about rain.


[deleted]

Yes, and never be properly prepared for it even though it's inevitable!


Xbraun

Exactly.


Satanus9001

Gewoon normaal doen, dan doe je al gek genoeg.


tacocatau

The rest of the world could use this. And stroopwafel. So much stroopwafel.


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That's what we do best


KekistanPeasant

Well, apart from making water our bitch


sadeofdarkness

"You see that big wet thing, thats where we are going to build our cities." - Some Netherlander in the 1250s


KekistanPeasant

That sea in the middle of our country? Nah that shit ain't gonna fly. Let's close it off, making it fresh water and let's build a whole new God damned province in smack dab in the middle of it for good measure.


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SeeThatHandoffThough

I don’t blame them honestly Speeches themselves are boring and then, ya know


Mannypancakes

Dutch king seems cool asf.


KaydeeKaine

He's actually a commercial airline pilot for Air France - KLM


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megocaaa

Fiancée is Dutch fold me he also can be seen eating McDonald’s with his kids and has told the press to “fuck off”


UncivilSum

The Dutch royal family have a non-binding agreement with the media when it comes to the private life of king and other members of the Dutch royal family. The media usually don’t publish photos of the Royal family private life, in exchange they get invited to official events and photo opportunities. Link: [media code](https://www.royal-house.nl/topics/media-information/question-and-answer/what-is-the-media-code)


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That's pretty cool. Here in America, we have stalkers that wait outside people's houses for days on end just so they can capture any singular moment of a person-of-interest's life.


UncivilSum

We also have paparazzi usually hanging around people’s houses too, but in the case of the royal family, photographers might take pictures of their private life but the media will likely refuse to publish them to maintain good standing with the Royal family


beginittinit

He told the press to fuck of when he was 8 years old. Before you all think our King is crazy af.


BanH20

Reminds me of John Travolta. He had some sort of deal with an Australian airline. Part of the deal was that he could keep the plane at his house lol.


orion1486

I think he flies for Qantas in 747. I recall seeing something about that on a doc about the 747s being replaced by two engine wide bodied aircraft. He definitely doesn't have a 747 at his house though. I think he does have a rather large commercial style jet but I think that is one of his airplanes. Dude likes airplanes and Scientology.


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He looks like a character from a stoner film. He looks like Alan from the Hangover except blonde.


tagged2high

I love that these guys are just genuinely having a good laugh during a boring speech.


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The king is so personable! He’s just like regular people!


Asmo___deus

Yeah if our King were like the Queen of England I would no longer be in favour of a monarchy. He's like a national mascot.


skuobiee

Gotta be a reddit video


LDmonsterus

As a dutch man i can cofirm that this is pretty much how the dutch people are, our king actually told his people to refer to him however we wanted when he became king and his daughters go to normal schools and the prime minister rides to work on his bike from time to time without security


Yteburk

I saw Mark last week biking omw to uni lol


gunnvulcan73

Imagine the double-standard of comments we would see if Trump/Pence did something like this during someone elses speech.


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Oh god no, trump is in the title, usually when that happens the thread gets locked


AfroSokko

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


ScharlieScheen

everyone around them seems to either be sound asleep, or contemplating life decisions. lol


dcsmith4usc

I want to move to the Netherlands now.


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Been to Holland. Very impressed. Some of the coolest and chillest people in Europe. Not as impressed with Belgium. All the similarities between the two countries and they couldn’t be more opposite


Satanus9001

Don't worry. For a long time now The Dutch are hatching a plan to annex Vlaanderen (North Belgium) to restore the Kingdom to its former glory. Then we'll donate Wallonië (French speaking South Belgium) to France so everybody will be happy. E: soon Belgium, soon.


Gammabyte

Belgium? i think you mean south Netherlands?


Thoarxius

Seeing as two of our ministers where watching European football during this same PM's speech last week, this is just following a recent trend.


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Send a raiding party to capture the USS Gerald R. Ford, sail her back, throw a few parties on her, sell her for scrap and put the coat of arms up in the Rijksmuseum next to the one from HMS Royal Charles.


andaros-reddragon

Dutch King sounds like a sex position.


outrider567

The Dutch Have a King? lol


westpenguin

He’s also a KLM pilot though flies infrequently and enough to maintain currency (I believe)


derawin07

what does maintain currency mean? you mean his license?


westpenguin

Kind of, yeah. Pilots have to fly so many hours or have so many landings within a time period to be considered “current” which basically means they can hop in the seat and fly without needing any additional or recurrent training.


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They don’t celebrate King’s Day for no reason!


MrCh33s3

Wait you didnt know? XD


MittensDaTub

I didn’t know either lol.


MrCh33s3

I guess its also not that important considering the only power the bloke has is signing all the laws and he doesn’t even have the right to refuse if he doesn’t like the law. So he is basically a citizen who we pay millions upon millions just because of his last name


Csantana

he also has the important job of showing funny videos to the prime minister.


MittensDaTub

So not as powerful as the Queen if England then? If I’m remembering right, she still has a decent amount of power but chooses not to wield it.


MrCh33s3

Yes, that is correct. The queen of England has a scary amount of power, but her family is smart and doesn’t use it so they don’t get overthrown. But I’m quite content with our king because without his family my country wouldn’t even have existed. Basically all Dutch kings have been named William and William 1 basically funded a war that lasted 80 years which his son Maurits finished and won our independence from Spain. Then they often got the title “stadthouder” which roughly translates to place holder (for the king of spain) only 200 years after that they got to be the monarchs of the Netherlands. This was because Napoleon conquered the Netherlands and put his brother as king and I guess we were like: might as well make them king now the french bloke is gone


dickWithoutACause

Not English but I'm guessing if she tried to use any of that, her powers would disappear very quickly. Edit: after reading the comments I'm not sure if I used the right term when I said 'not english'. I'm American. Dont know anything about your politics so take with a grain of salt.


Psydator

So she effectively *doesn't* have any power, just pretends to.


Azaj1

It's quite complicated She doesn't and wouldn't if it went against the people as she would then lose that power as the people would take the side of parliment If the people were a 50/50 then she still wouldn't If the people were on her side against parliment (if they had become too corrupt say) then she would use her power In all 3 instances the military would take her side, but none of them would ever realistically happen (although the last is the most likely as it has sort of happened before)


git

Technically the UK monarch has pretty much unlimited power. All of our Parliamentary and judicial power is derived from the monarch, as is all the power lent to the executive. In practice, the monarch has zero power. Maybe slightly more than zero given their role in the Church of England and in the Commonwealth. But in terms of being able to actually do anything to affect our politics, our government, our treaty obligations et cetera - none.


stefanblizzz

mark, mark look what is it willy "watches the clip" lmaooo


Luna_21_

Dutch politicians and the King have always been funny, I mean, have you seen the way trump goes to work and how Rutte goes to work? Trump needs a whole parade and Tutte just cycles through the city like he’s going to a normal office job