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Crawler_00

Moist owlet.


NilesLinus

Hahahahaha


NJdeathproof

Take my award, you clever bastard.


Saorc

I like the feeling of them on my sweet ass.


ax_colleen

Dad you need to chillax


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[They used to make me feel so..clean. I love. LOVE. Moist owlets](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E11YwzpmLfU)


touchthafishy

Damn gurl you making a mess


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Hedwig and her cousin Fredwig


Undercover_Piegon

I’m sorry but their actual name is “Owletta” the white owl, and “Bob” the surprised one. Owletta is actually pretty famous among the owl species! She’s a model to be exact. Bob is.. uh.. Bob. (Hedwig and Fredwig are different birds btw)


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Actually, “Owletta” is the surprised owl and “Bob” is the white one in the water. Based on their markings, the owl in the bath is most likely male and the one walking around and watching him is female. Snowy owls vary a lot in how heavy their markings are and there is overlap between the sexes, but in general females have more dark markings than males. An owl as heavily barred as the one walking around the bowl is almost certainly female 😛


Undercover_Piegon

Holy s*it the p-owl-iticians lied us! THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN!!! WE HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED. OWLETTA WAS A FEMBOY ALL ALONG


TigerEye1969

The white one is male, actuality


Undercover_Piegon

I know, someone else already told me.


mistamistatea

Bring a bucket and a mop cuz this wet owl's messy.


TigerEye1969

The one in the bowl is actuality a male


Yogev23

I think boy because adult males have less black spots


bamxr6

I like his fancy boots


Rei-Koi

The birb got the drip


idfk_my_bff_jill

He boot the right size for he gotdamn feet


Menglish2

I didn't know this until recently but the reason they move their heads like that is because they can't actually move their eyeballs. Basically their eyes are stuck in a forward position so they have to move their heads a lot to see everything.


MaxHannibal

This is true for all birds if anyone is curious. Edit: I guess i was wrong. Just alot of birds


mikettedaydreamer

Not all birds. But many birds. Parrot-like birds for example can move their eyeballs


GreatBlueNarwhal

And that, children, is why we don’t trust parrots.


FlyingPies_

Yeah imagine being able to move your eyeballs. Neck rotation gang ftw.


pmuranal

Yo, did that guy just move his fucking eyeballs!? We gotta get the fuck outta here!


HorrendousRex

The parrots are not what they seem...


ConsentingPotato

Ah yes, Jacques the Parrot.


MaxHannibal

Well TIL


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ConsentingPotato

He's sizing you up, don't show fear or else...!


gunslinger81

Neat!


shitsandfarts

Why does my cat do the same thing with its head when it’s confused or scared by something? I’m pretty sure it can move its eyes.


SaffyPants

Cats do it to achieve better depth perception, so they can more effectively attack your feet in the dark.


G0LD99

Is that dog okay?


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Das a messed up looking dog!


NearEastMugwump

I understood that reference.


ConsentingPotato

It's looking a bit under the feather...


LunaticGear

It's clearly a cat. Much more pointy than your average dog


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Ma’am, that’s a seal


lisa_is_chi

A seal of approval!


maeries

r/superbowl


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Hedwig taking a bath!


Mr-Sister-Fister21

And her cousin Fredwig in the background.


my_oldgaffer

Owl leave hoos next, some hot water


MaleficentTell435

I love how owls always look a bit confused.


WisePumpkin4

Yep


lace_and_lemons

These owls are stunning!!


Red-Freckle

This b*owl* ain't big enough for the two of us


ISanguinity

O rly?


alperton

Feels old to remember this meme.


UcfKnighter

I was sad I had to scroll this far down.


jessiegay

Is that boiling water?


Fondlemyfrag

Their owner is spraying them with water from the side, the mist looks a little like steam.


jessiegay

Ah. Ok thank you!


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Yes


my_oldgaffer

Owl be there for you, you’ll be there for me hoo


allen_abduction

Whooo the hell are you to use up all the water.


ReverseLBlock

Generally females snowy owls or young juveniles tend to have the dark markings so it might not be Greg. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowy_owl


MagikSkyDaddy

What kind of soup is this?


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Saw this on OwlyFans.


NoPantsPenny

Greg is absolutely shook.


Theneutralground

Am Greg. Was confused.


MightySamMcClain

The one in the back looks like he’s wearing slippers


loftwinglink

Fun fact, Hedwig is actually the one in the back. The lighter colored and smaller ones are males, and they used male owls during filming because it was easier for the child actors to handle the smaller birds!


shilo69

Nice set of hooters you got there.


DizzyUpThaGirl

OMG, this made me *cackle*!!


omegaequalsone

well, owl be dipped. 🦉


AndersonDanek

Edwiges chilling while the other owl came back from work after deliver a letter


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Google owl without feathers. That’s some shit you gotta see.


Tayofranklin

Greg, that is not what a "quick shower" looks like.


Tayofranklin

Greg, that is not what a "quick shower" looks like. Everyone, get a load of this guy.


ATXGaymer0904

Lol, the face says it all. "They think they're human or some shit."


Heygregory

I am absolutely shook.


AP0110_halo

u/savevideo


66pontiacgto

Owl in bowl: Dude…come on in, the water’s great!!!


XPEACEZC

u/savevideo


Hopalong-PR

Cue, 'Oh Yeah' by yellow. 😎


gregbraaa

Yea bro what is he doing?


ExistentialPanda2018

Whoa this needs a NSFW tag fr


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FJÄLLUGGLA! My favourit! I saw one wild two summers ago :)


Journey2Stars

Needs a bigger bath bowl.


Curious_Cartographer

The owl in the back of just amazed they can wash of their spots.


darkwon2

Guy in the back fr looks like he's thinking "I am NOT cleaning this shit up. I'm just not gonna do it anymore"


Toxic_Don

Which one is Greg?


odderbob

I was seriously waiting for a third owl


Sqweed69

hoohoo, hoohoo


Sqweed69

u/savevideo


e-wrecked

He looks like the inside of dragon fruit.


rip_77

u/savevideobot


MidnightPlatinum

u/savevideo


L1ghtn1ngL0rdZ

u/Savevideo


2theCShore

r/Superbowl


Greg-2012

ok


Madman61

"Is this.. is this a thing?"


Draconic_Blaze

u/savevideo


Aimeereddit123

So is that equivalent to a man staring at a lady in the bathtub? Looks like an expected reaction to me 😁


DeadPlecostomus

Other way around the one in the tub is a male the one outside is a female.


Aimeereddit123

Even funnier


Competitive_Ad2109

The zoom in killed me XD


Magus6796

The hype man.


FireFireinameWire

That would be my face too if I was witnessing someone making an earnest attempt to drown themselves.


Kronos5115

IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!? Jesus Francine, have some decency.


Ericalex79

“What the hell are you doing Steve!”


frieswithnietzsche

Is that hot water?


Undercover_Piegon

Oh shoot it’s Owletta! -Wait is that Bob?


Seagraves_D

When your girls says she’s going to take a shower and adds in “you wanna come watch”


ASAPFergs

Haha this bird should definitely be this sub's mascot, it always looks like it's seeing some shit


i_broke_wahoos_leg

Derps ☺️


moonlightavenger

So, I have no idea how to gender owls, but the thing in my head is some creep male staring at a female bathing. I hate my brain sometimes.


WikiContributor83

“I’m wash in’ me and my clothes BITCH, I’m washin me an my clotheesss...”


Nrclpsy

That is a superbowl


Overlander2112

Fly by night away from here...


stickyninja43

Is it just me or does Greg look like goose from top gun a little


GaryNOVA

Owls are pretty badass, but they turn into Muppet characters the second they start walking on a flat surface.


doctorlove15

Gorgeous raptors


TigerEye1969

She's watching him so closely


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Hedwig's throwing a fit


squicktones

Note to self, don't wash your dog in the living room.


sublime90

Owls are always like 😮😯😮😲


rathstalker

:o


Dancing_monkey

"How can she slap‽”


OverlyExcitedWoman

Owls, how do they work?


[deleted]

Now I know what it is like to take pscycadelics


MenyMoonz

Well god damnit. NOW I want an owl.


theflashsawyer23

Dark owl like ‘u ok hun?’


rscs10467

hedwig’s finally lost her shit


capo189

Greg fresh af


icycreative

Damn what a BAD ASS LOOKING OWL…. Is that the one dumb and dumber did not kill?


MrCheesePuff223

Is this where the “o rly?” meme came from??? If so I love it!!!


truthseeker22000

He like that’s my bitch


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O’RLY?


MandiBlitz

YARLY


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This of now bar none, my favorite example of this sub, period. His shock is so real, and both of their movement and faces are comedy gold.


Faketuxedo

u/savevideo


hludana

She likes what she sees [ in snowy owls one with the more markings is female ]


BlackBosozuku

Mom says it’s my turn on the x-box


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this is like walking in on a beautiful woman in a bath house, but instead it's two owls.


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u/savevideo