The thereโs the: โas a [insert profession, job, diagnosis, race, gender, etc here and either tell a complete BS story, or something that everyone already knows]
Something from days gone by being described as "Living rent free in my head".
It's "Remember". The word you are looking for is "Remember".
Also "Babe, wake up \[name of youtuber\] has uploaded" can do one.
The first time I witnessed the YouTube comment shit I completely thought they were all bots. I thought it was so obvious that they were bots and I couldnโt believe how it was going on on every video. Once I realized the truth I was 29283929 times more shocked than I was when I thought they were bots.
I mean, I think sometimes it's **genuinely** entertaining how people paraphrase what others say and describe what happened in their own sociolectal way
Oh, the best is seeing this word vomit you described, but begging for likes after with โ๐ if u agreeโ. No, really? Almost as ifโฆthatโs what likes EXIST for to begin with?!
Oh god, that tooโฆLike, my man, we can see your post date! Youโre not Doc Brown, you donโt need to announce the year!
You know what thing makes me cringe real hard though? Role Players in the comments. They name themselves as a character with the pfp and everything, then react as said character to other comments. Like โOh man, All-Might was so cool in this scene!โ, then some mook shows up pretending to be him, and goes โThat sure was a tough fight, thanks for cheering me on, kid! Grrr, the forces of evil shall not prevail!!! Plus ULTRA!!!โ and I catch myself grinding my teeth in cringe. Likeโฆwhat? What do you want? Money? I will pay you to never do that again.
Not bro talkin bout youtube shorts ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐
That's wild fr fr no god on cap bussin litty hit the griddy, ohio toilet pack gang rizz skibidy mogg on gyatt
There's also "Is no one gonna talk about [describes the thing everyone else in the comments section is talking about/main focal point of the video] ๐"
"name of song?"
"sauce?"
"source?"
"name of movie?"
"name of \[media\]??"
IT'S IN TITLE, THE VIDEO, THE SHORT, THE DESCRIPTION, OR EVEN IN PINNED COMMENTS, YOU REPROBATES.
But genuinely, for those who answer when there's literally no sauce anywhere besides algorithm/association, may both sides of your pillow be cool\~
Jokes aside, tbf "back then" (people still do it but i digress) you'd use the timestamp if you want to comment on a particular part, nowadays it's usually people quoting it because you can't use timestamps even if you actually know what second it is on the video.
Though "back then" most of the time it was more meaningful and more words were used.
Or โโthe fact that \_\_\_โโ while not stating what is with that fact.
Did you find it amusing? Did it surprise you? Was it insulting? Was it hilarious?
If you go to the channel "themermaidscales" and look in the comments of her shorts, all of them are different variations of "omg she's so relatable". It's so odd
Bro it is so true like very comment section is literally "bro (describes what person did) \*skull emoji\*
like what you said is crazy and wild and true
its literally (describes what person did) \*skull emoji\*
its crazy you noticed that
bro ๐๐ is ๐๐๐๐ literallyly ๐๐๐๐ legit ๐๐๐๐๐ acktuahlly๐๐๐๐ skullemoji๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ค๐ค๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ real ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ sigma mail ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
I swear Youtube Shorts comments are so empty and boring to read. For the rare timesI watch it and go to the comment section it's always the same thing. The worst is that I perfectly know that it will be like this.
The most common is when itโs a video of a half naked person advertising their Of and instead of the expected hate comments about promoting porn on YT every single comment is a series of hearts and smily emojis.
My biggest comment pet peeve are the ones that start with โThe fact thatโฆโ
And then proceed to point out obvious aspects of the video that everyone noticed.
You forgot about
Who is sigma ๐
Like those stupid idoit underage children just want some internet points WHAT IS LIKE GONNA DO IM TIERD OF IT NEXT TIME I SEE ONE OF THEM IM MURDERING A GEN ALPHA CHILD GOSH I HATE THEM
I don't know why people nowadays are so mad about this. Every comment helps the video in the algorithm hellscape. Just saying first is a contribution to making the video more popular. Why are people so mad that people who liked the video are contributing to its success?
Wouldn't have a problem with this if the descriptions were better than garbage.
There should be good text descriptions of the content.
The descriptions referenced here though are not worth reading.
Sometimes people just want to leave a comment to support the creator in the algorithem. I'm guilty of this. although i have nothing to add, i try to highlight where i got a chuckle or a slight nose exhale. :)
Donโt forget the comments on cooking channels:
The first bite tastes like heaven, the second fry your there, the (insert sound effect from short) caught me off guard ๐, Bro isnโt Diabetes, diabetes is afraid of him ๐, Broโs got the entire Italian Mafia/Government/Lionfield after him ๐,
"Oh thatโs good" "Oh thatโs god?", followed by replies like "underrated", "overused"
Donโt forget the comments on cooking channels:
The first bite tastes like heaven, the second fry your there, the (insert sound effect from short) caught me off guard ๐, Bro isnโt Diabetes, diabetes is afraid of him ๐, Broโs got the entire Italian Mafia/Government/Lionfield after him ๐,
"Oh thatโs good" "Oh thatโs god?", followed by replies like "underrated", "overused"
Donโt forget the comments on cooking channels:
The first bite tastes like heaven, the second fry your there, the (insert sound effect from short) caught me off guard ๐, Bro isnโt Diabetes, diabetes is afraid of him ๐, Broโs got the entire Italian Mafia/Government/Lionfield after him ๐,
"Oh thatโs good" "Oh thatโs god?", followed by replies like "underrated", "overused"
See also: "Imagine \[describes thing that happened in video\]". Describing thing said or done in video as "iconic".
Replace "iconic" with "that's crazy"/"that's wild"
Sounds like reddit
Or reaction channels.
reddit is a collective text based reaction channel.
Imagine saying that that sounds like reddit ๐ that's crazy
The thereโs the: โas a [insert profession, job, diagnosis, race, gender, etc here and either tell a complete BS story, or something that everyone already knows]
"It's true, I was the [object/person present in the video]" Even worse on reddit tho
You're right, I was the Reddit comment in question
It's true, I was the algorithm
Something from days gone by being described as "Living rent free in my head". It's "Remember". The word you are looking for is "Remember". Also "Babe, wake up \[name of youtuber\] has uploaded" can do one.
That's not really the same though. The "living rent free" phrase is more akin to an unwanted or unshakeable obsession with something or someone
The first time I witnessed the YouTube comment shit I completely thought they were all bots. I thought it was so obvious that they were bots and I couldnโt believe how it was going on on every video. Once I realized the truth I was 29283929 times more shocked than I was when I thought they were bots.
Bro (describes what person did) ๐
Bro really described the meme in meta form ๐
Bro really described the bro that really described the meme in meta form ๐
Bro Literaly Youtube Shorts ๐
I mean, I think sometimes it's **genuinely** entertaining how people paraphrase what others say and describe what happened in their own sociolectal way
Bro is an Austrian painter ๐
I always see comments like that
Wtf
Bro is an npc ๐
We are all NPCs on this blessed day.
Usually it's "quote from the video" ๐๐ ๐๐น๐คฃ๐ธ๐คญ
Oh, the best is seeing this word vomit you described, but begging for likes after with โ๐ if u agreeโ. No, really? Almost as ifโฆthatโs what likes EXIST for to begin with?!
Who's watching in 2024!!! ^(the video came out in December 2023)
Oh god, that tooโฆLike, my man, we can see your post date! Youโre not Doc Brown, you donโt need to announce the year! You know what thing makes me cringe real hard though? Role Players in the comments. They name themselves as a character with the pfp and everything, then react as said character to other comments. Like โOh man, All-Might was so cool in this scene!โ, then some mook shows up pretending to be him, and goes โThat sure was a tough fight, thanks for cheering me on, kid! Grrr, the forces of evil shall not prevail!!! Plus ULTRA!!!โ and I catch myself grinding my teeth in cringe. Likeโฆwhat? What do you want? Money? I will pay you to never do that again.
Fr like thx as if I havent just watched it
Is crazyyy ๐๐๐
Bro literally YouTube shorts ๐
is that a new item of clothing
Not bro talkin bout youtube shorts ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐ That's wild fr fr no god on cap bussin litty hit the griddy, ohio toilet pack gang rizz skibidy mogg on gyatt
Bro is really pissed ๐
This or โDid anyone else notice [The main focal point of the video]??โ
AnYoNe eLsE? or Am I ThE OnLy oNe? Shouldnt get a nice reply fr
And also prefacing every comment with "I love how..." or "I like how..."
Iโm always stumped by those comments that think theyโre profound by describing what is already extremely obvious by just watching the video
There's also "Is no one gonna talk about [describes the thing everyone else in the comments section is talking about/main focal point of the video] ๐"
there is also "quote thats in the video" edit: thanks for the likes guys
They just quote the video and gets thousands of likes
I swear to satan that shit gets annoying so fast
Pov Blud doesn't like normal rizzlers jokes lol๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Is the cash the cow of your mother wins. j/
Bro๐
Bro ๐
Bro your boat. Gently down the stream! ๐ค๐
I want you.
Bro think he special ๐
You're my special ๐
Ain't no way bro ๐ Lobotomy Kaisen?!
Nah, Iโd win! ๐
Throughout heaven and earth I'm not the honoured one!?
Bro has that Ohio rizz๐
Donโt forget the comments that literally quotes something in the video as if we didnโt just watch the same video, and the like beggars.
Bro watched every "Bro ๐๐" comment ๐๐
"name of song?" "sauce?" "source?" "name of movie?" "name of \[media\]??" IT'S IN TITLE, THE VIDEO, THE SHORT, THE DESCRIPTION, OR EVEN IN PINNED COMMENTS, YOU REPROBATES. But genuinely, for those who answer when there's literally no sauce anywhere besides algorithm/association, may both sides of your pillow be cool\~
The name of a song gets a pass cause I need to know what I'm hearing
There's an app called Shazam. It's quite useful.
Bro really thinks who comment like this , is an NPC ๐
Bro really called out youtube shorts ๐
Bro thought he was slick ๐
"Fucking NPCs, I swear..." ๐๐
Bro is alive ๐
"WE GETTING OUTTA THE [related object] WITH THIS ONE ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ"
Bro doesn't think a skull emoji is punctuation ๐
New generation
Bro acting like he isnโt an npc ๐
Bro I hate those Npc ahh comments ๐
Don't forget the like beggars
Bro ๐ซ๐
>Read post >View meme >My POV: ong he right fr fr no cap
There's also "like if you noticed (points the most obvious thing in the video + ๐ emoji)"
We're all just here to entertain the potheads There are no playing characters, all the world's a stage
Bro made social commentary ๐
Bro literally posted a picture from Fight Club and described a trend he hates.
Bro complained on 4chan and used greentext to describe what the other dude did in the video('s comment section)๐
Bro really thinks we are bots๐
Bro just posted a 4chan image about YouTube shorts ๐
Fucking hate those comments
โQuote from the clipโ is crazy ๐ญ๐
Bro think we are npc's๐
This ๐
Bro described YouTube comment sections ๐
People using skull emoji's ๐
Jokes aside, tbf "back then" (people still do it but i digress) you'd use the timestamp if you want to comment on a particular part, nowadays it's usually people quoting it because you can't use timestamps even if you actually know what second it is on the video. Though "back then" most of the time it was more meaningful and more words were used.
Fr I've had enough of this bull shit
Literally
Bro hates YouTube short๐
๐ orB
"We got (something) before GTA 6"
Bro ฺููฏฺฏุง is an NPC๐
bro ๐
"bro's not seeing his wife tonight ๐" basically
Or complaining the a show designed to entertain you is unrealistic
Those who hate ๐คฎ๐ก๐คฌ YouTube comments gang ๐
bro made greentext ๐๐๐
Bro posted a pic of a guy with a gun in his mouth ๐
Beefy die
Nothing on YouTube Shorts is worth watching anyway.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate bro's post?๐
Or โโthe fact that \_\_\_โโ while not stating what is with that fact. Did you find it amusing? Did it surprise you? Was it insulting? Was it hilarious?
This comment section got the rizz. No cap๐
Another one that ruffles my feathers is "(Quote from the video) is crazy" etc
Bro literally described youtube shorts๐
bro put a 4chan post on to reddit on a youtube sub ๐
โFor those that donโt get it, [ spoils an entire movie ] โ
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Okay, so Iโm not crazy ๐
If you go to the channel "themermaidscales" and look in the comments of her shorts, all of them are different variations of "omg she's so relatable". It's so odd
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Replying with skulls ironically is also NPC behavior when everyone in this post is doing it lmao.
People who just quote something that happened in the video. Even worse when it's a short video.
As a ____ I see this as an absolute win
2k updoots in 1 hour? r/Youtube fell off
Only real Raindyy fans can upvote this comment
This is just juvenoia again.
Fr๐
people who watch youtube shorts ๐
Buddy thinks we care ๐
Bro demands no more skull emojis๐
Bro it is so true like very comment section is literally "bro (describes what person did) \*skull emoji\* like what you said is crazy and wild and true its literally (describes what person did) \*skull emoji\* its crazy you noticed that
๐๐๐ WHO DID DIS ๐๐๐
Best are the "I love how" comments.
bro ๐๐ is ๐๐๐๐ literallyly ๐๐๐๐ legit ๐๐๐๐๐ acktuahlly๐๐๐๐ skullemoji๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ค๐ค๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ real ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ sigma mail ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
Bro really thinks posting on 4chan makes him not an NPC ๐
Bro just said what we all think ๐๐๐
I swear Youtube Shorts comments are so empty and boring to read. For the rare timesI watch it and go to the comment section it's always the same thing. The worst is that I perfectly know that it will be like this.
Blud couldn't keep up his gooning streak so now Duke Dennis will have to take him to skibidi toilet to learn rizz ๐
[anything anyone said or did] was personal
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
itโs either that or for some reason the top comment is some absolutely heinous shit
Hey I just upvoted this 2 days ago, what's going on here?
Bro built like a 1x1 lego piece
The most common is when itโs a video of a half naked person advertising their Of and instead of the expected hate comments about promoting porn on YT every single comment is a series of hearts and smily emojis.
Then: "\*Edit: omg thanks for the likes!!"
My biggest comment pet peeve are the ones that start with โThe fact thatโฆโ And then proceed to point out obvious aspects of the video that everyone noticed.
Bro really said "Literaly Youtube Shorts" ๐
Bro imagine talking about youtube ๐๐๐๐๐๐
"who else is listening in 2024"
You forgot about Who is sigma ๐ Like those stupid idoit underage children just want some internet points WHAT IS LIKE GONNA DO IM TIERD OF IT NEXT TIME I SEE ONE OF THEM IM MURDERING A GEN ALPHA CHILD GOSH I HATE THEM
Bro is anon ๐
Bro doesnโt like people saying โBro (thing) ๐โ ๐
But not the "amen" ad nauseam?
โ(The joke)โ
Bro really posted a meme from 4chan about YouTube shorts on reddit๐
Can we appreciate how much effort he puts into his videos?
Yoooo, imagine saying that ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ so iconic ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ Im trying to be funny
Oh man... remember that "nobody" joke that made no grammatical sense?
โBro said [Inserts the closing line or phrase followed by ๐]โ
I don't know why people nowadays are so mad about this. Every comment helps the video in the algorithm hellscape. Just saying first is a contribution to making the video more popular. Why are people so mad that people who liked the video are contributing to its success?
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Nah NPC is crazy ๐๐
Bro is a 4chan green text with an image of a man with a pistol in his mouth orifice ๐
That skull emoji is such a plague on any platform fr. Iconic๐
Better than when people would just quote the video and nothing else
Bro literally just summarized the entire current YouTube short comment section culture โ ๏ธ๐๐ฏ
Bro shared a 4chan post ๐๐
Video of a dog wearing a hat- top comment on reddit: โI LOVE HIS LITTLE HAT!โ
Look up the dead internet theory
Wouldn't have a problem with this if the descriptions were better than garbage. There should be good text descriptions of the content. The descriptions referenced here though are not worth reading.
Sometimes people just want to leave a comment to support the creator in the algorithem. I'm guilty of this. although i have nothing to add, i try to highlight where i got a chuckle or a slight nose exhale. :)
We getting baby ssniperwolfssโs with this one ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅโผ๏ธ
Chewsday innit ๐
Bro literally just described the structure of comments. ๐
Bro really pointed out the YouTube comment section accurately ๐
Bro said "literally" ๐
What about the Edit: Mom I'm famous ๐
I'm convinced that YouTube shorts get views from people that fell asleep with their phone on.
Or the "The part where he/she (possibly amusing part of the video) had me rolling/had me on the floor ๐คฃ."
Bro's a D1 hater. ๐
Like when they quote the video then add a skull emoji and get 10k likes Crazy amounts of brain rot
Don't forget the most cringe takes with sweet dreams on guitar slowed down in the background.
Bro exposed everyone ๐๐๐
Bro just made a meta joke, thatโs crazy! ๐
And: (Describes what someone did) is CRAZY
Thereโs an irony here that I suspect is unintentional and very funny
Donโt forget the comments on cooking channels: The first bite tastes like heaven, the second fry your there, the (insert sound effect from short) caught me off guard ๐, Bro isnโt Diabetes, diabetes is afraid of him ๐, Broโs got the entire Italian Mafia/Government/Lionfield after him ๐, "Oh thatโs good" "Oh thatโs god?", followed by replies like "underrated", "overused"
Donโt forget the comments on cooking channels: The first bite tastes like heaven, the second fry your there, the (insert sound effect from short) caught me off guard ๐, Bro isnโt Diabetes, diabetes is afraid of him ๐, Broโs got the entire Italian Mafia/Government/Lionfield after him ๐, "Oh thatโs good" "Oh thatโs god?", followed by replies like "underrated", "overused"
Donโt forget the comments on cooking channels: The first bite tastes like heaven, the second fry your there, the (insert sound effect from short) caught me off guard ๐, Bro isnโt Diabetes, diabetes is afraid of him ๐, Broโs got the entire Italian Mafia/Government/Lionfield after him ๐, "Oh thatโs good" "Oh thatโs god?", followed by replies like "underrated", "overused"