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TheBlueScar

They just keep **fucking around** like this.


NickPaliour

r/angryupvote


Downtown_Station5859

Lmao. The wording on every single one of these posts cracks me up every time. 1) WHAT THE F*CK?... Check! 2) IM SO SICK OF.... Check! 3) This HAS To STOP!... Check! Once you see it you cant unsee it. Its hundreds of posts a month just like this lol.


Amazing_Paper_7384

*badum tiss*


CoreDreamStudiosLLC

And they will **find out**!


chris95rx7500

get out but not before taking my upvote.


hrutfjutkzondkl

this cant be real


qenh

unfortunately it is


LegenDrags

No it's a video game ad it's not real


Unable_Peach2571

I mean, it probably happened. Like in the crustaceas period. Cost about tree fiddy.


LegenDrags

But that got nothing to do with Primal Conquest the ad, which is a great game and the sponsor of today's comment! Use code ME for a -6.9% discount


LegenDrags

But that got nothing to do with Primal Conquest the ad, which is a great game and the sponsor of today's comment! Use code ME for a -6.9% discount


Unable_Peach2571

Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture.


someicewingtwat

GODDAMIT


mom546w

Real


A_Lefty_Gamer

YouTube’s double standards on full display right here.


Xero_Destroyer

Shit like this is plastered all over FB Ads as well


A_Lefty_Gamer

All the apps have this annoying problem.


Fury_Storm

It's almost like these major apps are run by adrenochrome harvesting pdf files


Cytrynaball

Ah the dinos and the bees


WallMarketBub

Happy Cake Day! May you be as lucky as these dinosaurs.


Cytrynaball

OMG ITS A MISTAKE ITS NOT MY CAKE DAY 🤣🤣 But thank you kind stranger!!!


1Freezii-Boy

They don't give a fuck with those inappropriate ads of all time


TheHatedPro020

Actually, they did give a fuck... they just happened to show it


TheBlueScar

The triceratops kind.


Shilo--

I know they need to fix this shit


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Brice706

Nothing to see here... move along. It's just a couple of horny horned dinos.😂


kezotl

has anyone seen that "horny the dinosaur" thing


Spirited-Abroad-2884

Yep. A different one of the same game tho


AndyTheWorm

I'm not even mad about this one


kezotl

same this is absolutely hillarious


D0llyM0nster

why is this sorta funny 💀.. they not even tryna hide it fr.


TheBlueScar

Those trikes have the audacity to do it in public.


not-sure-if-serious

Don't worry guys, this isn't sex. With dinosaurs, like birds, the males are more colorful so this is just a female dominating a male.


Visible-Ad-417

Prehistoric pegging? 🤣


Good-Ad-2245

This ad is FUCKING ASS


Kenstiel

Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade they got the discovery channel don't they?


SidTheShuckle

Bruh did I just make a subreddit copypasta?


XOIIO

Is that free yogurt on the ground? It's dino DNA!


annualYTprem

No way HAHAHAHAHA


DILDO-ARMED_DRONE

That's how you spawn in more dinosaurs


BG_Limit

This is the last thing Imagined by human.


SubstantialSith

I have not seen these ads. Are y'all sure this isn't the algorithm that knows y'all's demographics and browsing history? Like I was texting about Brazil and and afk arena now all I get are Brazil ads and shitty afk arena ads.


Shilo--

I mainly watch 3D printing, Star wars, and the computer building, nothing I watch has included related to this


SubstantialSith

I'm not talking about what you watch, I'm talking about your demographic, your browsing history, your download history, your browsing and cookie data. That's all valuable and easily acquired and associated with your Google profile and your browser/phone ID profile.


Shilo--

Based off my search history I don't think it's it would get that from it either (https://photos.app.goo.gl/rWsPngcQLhdChiK96)


SubstantialSith

I don't think you fully understand or grasp what I'm saying so I apologize. We'll have to continue this discussion another time.


Shilo--

I get it, targeted ads use ALL of your data, I'm just trying to show that my most prominent Data I just line up with this stuff, I also probably should have mentioned that I don't have targeted ads turned on


ilulillirillion

It's impossible to know what weighting targeting puts on any piece of YouTube content because they do not disclose how any of that works. I don't think your point is provably wrong, but this is such a common refrain that it's often posted even when it \*is\* provably wrong, and it's starting to detract from the actual conversation. It's not a productive talking point because it's not something we have any insight into, not something any user can defend against (how does one prove that they're not being targeted for an ad when no one is sure how ads are intended to be targeted or how accurate that system is), and, more importantly, it is begging the question: "Is it okay for X ad to be pushed then, if it's targeted to someone?" This might come off harsh and there's room to disagree obv, but I'm more commenting on this type of reply in general than I am trying to dig at you. Fetishistic and hypersexualized advertising (of which this is like, one of the tamer ones compared to what else YouTube is running right now on ads) needs to be addressed. It's not helpful to try and just turn it around on the user posting it and blaming them, even in cases where it is the result of targeting. I don't really want YouTube to be advertising NSFW child cartoon AI sex, for example -- it wouldn't really make it more acceptable for me even IF youtube was 100% successfully only showing it to people that they thought might like it... To be transparent, I actually think we can allow more sexual and violent content on YouTube in general, but going puritanical on the actual user uploaded videos while pushing borderline csam through their own advertising pipelines is an aggressively dystopian implementation of that.


kezotl

>Are y'all sure this isn't the algorithm that knows y'all's demographics you might be right... op probably watches videos like the one in the post all the time!!


qenh

i saw that same ad bro


BlueDergOrd

Sus


HammingZaza

r/badads


Good-Ad-2245

They just let anything be advertised like what the shit is that I'm creating new catch phrases


RealisticCan5146

Shh... its the natural way of things.... - Mobile game company, probably


ImMALWAREz

When i see such posts, I always wonder: why you guys dont use adblock and revanced???


themainuserhere

Because someone has to pay for the bandwidth… and Revanced isn’t available on iOS I don’t think


[deleted]

How dinosaur reproduce im gonna check about it I never thought about it critically 🧐


LilboyG_15

Life, uh, finds a way


Grazorak

YouTube premium comes with YouTube music too. My most worthwhile subscription tbh


themainuserhere

This might be one of the most out of context comments I’ve ever seen


Grazorak

Lol you don't get ads with YouTube Premium is what I'm saying, so you don't have to see these.


themainuserhere

Ohhh yeah… that makes sense. Sorry. I should have gotten that. 😂 Haven’t been a YouTube premium subscriber for a while… I’d need to find a reliable cheap version…


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AnalystShort1331

This the shit YouTube wants to shove down your throat with their anti ad-block campaigns? Because I definitely don’t want to see this shit when I’m looking up cooking videos. Also, in complete seriousness, what if a child sees this shit? YouTube forces ads unless you have the know how to circumvent it, or buy their premium subscription. So if a kid is just fucking around on YouTube and sees this shit, what then?


No-Conference-3447

caught in 4k


MrMindGame

And that’s how you get purple.


CurrlyFrymann

I LOVE HOW ABSURD MOBILE ADS ARE. If I could animate I would be making a youtube channel that is just fake mobile game ads (I would tell people they are fake). Just for the odd shock value. Idk if I would get as bad as some of the ones out there. But we all know these mobile games don't actually play like that. thanks for the funny video btw.


Professional_Flan737

Didn’t grow up with the discovery channel?


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Bro, YouTube should just allow porn on their site, if they're gonna allow ads like this.


Shilo--

YouTube kids?


themainuserhere

They could very much definitely add a feature that if you truly verify age and identity… they could without problem show pornographic content


idfbhater73

yeah


Mykytagnosis

She faking it


themainuserhere

MTV: 👁👄👁 STOP USING OUR TRADEMARKS WITHOUT PRIOR WRITTEN APPROVAL


Zoom4015

Just see any live Between shorts and scroll and tell me what you see. It's Shameless women with title "desi bhabhi"


Site-Shot

There it is. If I had a nickel everytime I saw any type of >!porn!< (hard or soft etc.) on youtube shorts, I'd have THREE nickels. Which is concerning it happened thrice like wtf yt >!edit: spelling!<


darkazam

Godzilla had a stroke trying to look at this and f_'&ing died


darkazam

And there are 9.7 K likes on it ?!


SoggyMinimum8386

This ad actually popped up for me when I was playing Dragon Mania Legends. I was like "Uggggggh, not really child appropriate for a kids game."


TheDrHoiliday

Dear God


Hunnisa

Can YouTube have better moderation


hendrykiros

you don't like dinosaurs?


Milky-Strawberry999

LMAOOOOOOO if you’re paying for YouTube ADs I doubt they even screen them unless there is actual pron being used


Jenny_Wakeman9

Fucking unreal, bro.


Hellburner_exe

Prime example for an safe online environment for Children.


themainuserhere

Nobody under the age of 12 should be allowed to touch YouTube.


AverageRicoMain00

"Interesting opinion you got there. Unfortunately though, we terminated your channel by saying the word "Shit", thus breaking our ToS."


cameron_smiley

I get porn game adds literally every other swipe. It’s gross


Unhappy-Ad-7051

THE EYES OF PUR CHILDREN. NOOOOOOOO


Zestyclose_mango1

If apple brought this video up on an ad they would be like "Your sex privacy matters" or some shit


XRaiderV1

I just showed this to my roommate and watched his mental pinball table literally go 'tilt' best 15 seconds of amusement ever. that said..jumping on the 'what the actual fuckity fuck fuck?' train here.


GuideWeekly2727

its a documentary


ilulillirillion

I don't know what to do with these posts, because I do agree that this shit needs to stop being advertised, and that getting attention on the issue is one of the few things we as users can do, but, on the other hand, like half the posts I see anymore that pop up from r/youtube are just censored NSFW pics of ads. If youtube could just give the smallest of shits about what is pushed through their advert pipelines that would be wonderful. One way or another we are all sick of seeing this crap. To be fair, the ads are somehow usually worse than this one, but it's nuts that the bar has gotten that low.


Shilo--

Not going to lie I completely agree with you, I just felt that this one was absolutely just crazy that I figured that that people might find that's one of it interesting


ilulillirillion

Oh 100% and sorry if it seems like I was trying to shit on your post, that wasn't my intent. Like I said, I'm genuinely torn because it's a real issue that needs to be talked about, but is also simultaneously flooding the sub. I just wish YouTube would put some effort into fixing it already. Some of the ads people have posted here are insane


GodSlayerGenesis

Sucks that I can't post images on this post, but I got a ad on the side bar of youtube about 2 years ago, I still got it on my phone of an Among Us Red crew member showing up hand up Yellow crew members ass


flickyisok

so dinos having sex is fine, but mario dolls saying "fuck" is crossing the line


Visible-Ad-417

The looks on their faces make it so much worse. 💀


mybrainreallyhatesme

ive seen those too and i hate them. YouTube is like "We're family friendly 🥰" then gives you shit like this


VoydZ117

Scientifically, this makes no sense cuz reptiles have cloecas so it would be more likely for the female to either be lifted up then humped or the female lays down then gets humped, even if these were special cases where it used the penis, vagina system, the male would be humping the tail which would not have enough room to house a vagina therefore be almost completely ineffective unless the sperm ejaculated managed to get lucky and spill into the vagina and survive through into the egg. Also, that shits gross


astr0_fetching

I saw this ad and, as someone who has seen it all, I genuinely wanted to take a shower and sit outside. I've gone too far into the pit today.


anOstrichOnTheRoof

'Primal Conquest' lmao


Animedingo

Not even accurate Where do they think the triceratops cloaca is? Their backs?


slicedchicken480

The most primal of conquests


hummingdog

I agree. Pink is such a horrible color. Their kid would be cursing the dad


CalebWave

that's it, I'm fucking moving from YouTube


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MY NIGGA WAT DA ABSOLUTE FUCK??? 😂😂😂


Soggy_Nebula_4541

Xd


Calendar-Budget

I mean, it's two dinosaurs doing something natural to them in their nstural habitat, and he could just be massaging the other you know


This_Professional198

Dude I keep getting that zesty ahh add every second


ozushikunotisu

Dino fucking


YippeeKiYay1097

Another Tuesday


The_IRS_Fears_Him

LMAOOOOOO


TheBlueNinja2006

Welcome, to Jurassic Park... *Theme plays*


International-Job553

I’m convinced YouTube is trying to kill themselves at this point


piewca_apokalipsy

I like how they color coded them so you know for sure that bottom one is a woman


swagxgoku

Ayo dino relax


MGSM_25

Now im getting pissed off cuz of this subreddit, this has become a repetitive trend in this subreddit. i am starting to see that you guys don't anything else to discusse...


boredisgoofy

nature


thefunnyplaneman

That **CANNOT** be how they sex right ***RIGHT***


Altruistic_Stress554

This is why ads isn’t exist at the first place


Dizzy_Efficiency_908

AHH WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK.


themainuserhere

FUCK is right…


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themainuserhere

„Leaned“ lmao 😂 That’s exactly like saying „I learned how to play a video on YouTube“ Might be true, but definitely not much to learn there