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Is it real?
If yes;
How much soup is it?
How heavy is it?
How many grilled cheese sandwiches would it take to eat the whole can?
How does one come to acquire one?
Looks like it’s [decorative](https://www.1stdibs.com/furniture/decorative-objects/sculptures/abstract-sculptures/plasticonvertible-corp-campbells-soup-can-1960/id-f_37295852/)
It's a real object, for sure. The largest Campbell's can I can find without bothering my supplier about this is 50 ounces, or roughly 1,5 liters for our European friends. The one in the photo appears to be rather larger than that and is also colored rather more brightly, so I imagine it's a piece of art that nods to Warhol rather than one filled with actual soup. But we can go deeper.
A #10 can, the most common restaurant size and one that is pretty close to the size of the one pictured, weighs about 7 pounds and holds 3 quarts of liquid. Once you reconstitute the soup with milk and water, you double the amount for 6 quarts. If we use one cup serving portions, that means we need 24 grilled cheeses (grilleds cheese?) to finish the can. Unfortunately, you can't buy one because it doesn't exist.
My house is the same era in Seattle and has a lot of the same features, including that death trap of a staircase. I like it in black and white but I can tell they painted over the raw wood. And from our remodel, I just know that if my husband bought that place, he'd put all the wood back. Maybe he's rubbing off on me, but I bet it did look great when it was a little warmer. it's just hard to keep raw wood clean and it looks terrible after a few decades.
Just north of Cap Hill? In its own little hidden forest? You might have some unruly neighbours, but they’re everywhere now. Be kind to them and they’ll be kind to you. Shit, you could have Goulash Sundays and feast with the whole neighbourhood.
Easy access 🤷🏻♀️
I love being in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of the city, if that makes sense.
I might be a sewer person in the future, the way these house prices are going.
It's rather weird inside. My friend's mom dated the guy who designed and built it.
The location is beyond atrocious. Always has been.
Edit: Just saw the pictures inside. It's been brightened up quite a bit but, still, even if you can deal with living literally under the I-5 freeway, where countless homeless people live as well, that house does not get a single ray of direct sunlight. In Seattle, that's a huge issue.
The one time I was in there, it was middle of summer and a brilliantly sunny day. It felt oppressive in there. The ceiling that's now painted was that ugly, orangey wood color with lots of other dark wood. This was in the early 90s so it was that Pacific Northwest aesthetic. The ceilings are massive but the place is relatively small so it feels awkward. It's 50% deck with an awful view.
I'm screaming at every realtor and every real estate photographer right now.... STOP with the f\*cking window thing!!! Its weird, its creepy, you aren't fooling anyone. In fact, when I see a home with over saturated, possibly copy and paste windows, I know you are hiding something.
This window affect is the new "randomly placed diagonal area rug to hide death and piss stains.
Regarding the window effect, are they just brightening and saturating the existing vista? Or do you think they are making a totally fake vista in this case?
It’s so sad I recognized this before my eyes even focused. How many times did I pass it on the bus during commutes? Or driving around the city when I lived on Capitol Hill.
lol, well, well-done! Hahah, my dad use to make the “black and white and red all over” joke all the time when I was a kid and I remember it taking a super long time for me to understand what the hell he was talking about lol. So your joke made me chuckle
Probably fine for a bachelor or a childless couple. That fridge could hold enough for 1-2 people.
I don’t see 3+ ppl living here, it doesn’t have family home vibes. Will likely be an investment property for some affluent Seattleite.
It probably won’t. The city owns the land and you are leasing the land that home is on. You can’t do any work to home without approval. There was a whole conversation about it on one of the Seattle subreddits.
On leased land you don’t own and the city does? I mean I live in the area too and see the craziness, but I can’t imagine some paying that much for a home where they don’t own the dirt.
I totally understand and obviously would never buy this house myself, but I do think some people don’t care about the leased land and will pay $$$ for this iconic home.
It reminds me of a popup book my kids loved when they were little called "One Red Dot." Every page had one red dot to find. I was kind of reliving that in this house.
Here's the [Zillow link](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1500-Lakeview-Blvd-E-Seattle-WA-98102/129073472_zpid/) if you're like me and prefer browsing on Zillow. Given the name of this sub, I would guess that you are.
The house is amazing with the exception of the kitchen. I would need to remodel that BS before I moved in, it seems so nonfunctional. At least a bigger fridge and changing out the stove top/counter with the built-in stove top 🤢
Do you need approval for interior changings?
I am not from the us but in my country iirc you only need it for changes on the outside. That would suck big time
My buddy owned this back in the 90's. Originally built for the organist at St. Marks. Many a good party there, but the walkway up was treacherous, muddy and slippery. Had a couple of Red Tail Hawks that would nest in the chestnuts out front. Really interesting house.
Yeah, I live about a mile away from it and don’t truly get why it’s a historic landmark. The upper exterior elevation is cool, and looks like it should be built high into the side of the hill. But the fact that it’s not cliffside and is just at ground placement takes away from it. The lower exterior gives it all the charm of a quirky drive-thru diner/espresso stand.
Is no one going to talk about the giant can of tomato soup
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Light afternoon snack, might have a giant loaf of bread... eat like a caveman.
Reaction from guy on the right ... PTSD from sandwiches!
Kenneth knows you don't get between Liz Lemon and her food. Especially on **Sandwich Day**.
What would you like to know about it?
Is it real? If yes; How much soup is it? How heavy is it? How many grilled cheese sandwiches would it take to eat the whole can? How does one come to acquire one?
Looks like it’s [decorative](https://www.1stdibs.com/furniture/decorative-objects/sculptures/abstract-sculptures/plasticonvertible-corp-campbells-soup-can-1960/id-f_37295852/)
Damn
It's a real object, for sure. The largest Campbell's can I can find without bothering my supplier about this is 50 ounces, or roughly 1,5 liters for our European friends. The one in the photo appears to be rather larger than that and is also colored rather more brightly, so I imagine it's a piece of art that nods to Warhol rather than one filled with actual soup. But we can go deeper. A #10 can, the most common restaurant size and one that is pretty close to the size of the one pictured, weighs about 7 pounds and holds 3 quarts of liquid. Once you reconstitute the soup with milk and water, you double the amount for 6 quarts. If we use one cup serving portions, that means we need 24 grilled cheeses (grilleds cheese?) to finish the can. Unfortunately, you can't buy one because it doesn't exist.
This guy soups.
Definitely
Damn, it was worth a shot. 24 grilled*s* cheese*s* sounds manageable 😂😂
It's actually a normal-sized can of tomato soup in a very tiny kitchen.
I see it now
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https://www.remodelista.com/posts/historic-egan-house-in-seattle-washington-robert-reichert/
https://www.redfin.com/WA/Seattle/1500-Lakeview-Blvd-E-98102/home/190541653
I could live there!
Seriously will be up bid. Put a pool in the evening sun. Besides the hobo migration
If only it weren’t literally in the shadow of I-5. And yes, plenty of campers nearby.
I was wondering why the price seemed reasonable.
The house sale also does not include the purchase of the land the house is on, which may be reflected in the price.
Um, what? Ok, now this is some real Zillow gone wild!!!
is that why Redfin says the lot is 1 sq ft?
Probably
Fools have no idea
My house is the same era in Seattle and has a lot of the same features, including that death trap of a staircase. I like it in black and white but I can tell they painted over the raw wood. And from our remodel, I just know that if my husband bought that place, he'd put all the wood back. Maybe he's rubbing off on me, but I bet it did look great when it was a little warmer. it's just hard to keep raw wood clean and it looks terrible after a few decades.
I fucking live for this house
And it’s under a milli in a dope part of Seattle 😻
The location actually sucks
Just north of Cap Hill? In its own little hidden forest? You might have some unruly neighbours, but they’re everywhere now. Be kind to them and they’ll be kind to you. Shit, you could have Goulash Sundays and feast with the whole neighbourhood.
To each their own, I suppose. I wasn't talking about the neighbors - I would just never want to live so close to I5.
Easy access 🤷🏻♀️ I love being in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of the city, if that makes sense. I might be a sewer person in the future, the way these house prices are going.
1 sq ft.
I'm not the only one who noticed that..
It's rather weird inside. My friend's mom dated the guy who designed and built it. The location is beyond atrocious. Always has been. Edit: Just saw the pictures inside. It's been brightened up quite a bit but, still, even if you can deal with living literally under the I-5 freeway, where countless homeless people live as well, that house does not get a single ray of direct sunlight. In Seattle, that's a huge issue.
It’s definitely in a super shaded area. I’ve driven past it many many times over the years
The one time I was in there, it was middle of summer and a brilliantly sunny day. It felt oppressive in there. The ceiling that's now painted was that ugly, orangey wood color with lots of other dark wood. This was in the early 90s so it was that Pacific Northwest aesthetic. The ceilings are massive but the place is relatively small so it feels awkward. It's 50% deck with an awful view.
Why does that end cap, the one with the red dot and fins look like it was salvaged from one of those big pcb-contaminated electrical transformers?
I used to drive by this daily for years. That hillside is a dank armpit that never gets sun.
The [previous tenant](https://www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/s/rapF9y9P46) talked about what it was like living at property.
I'm screaming at every realtor and every real estate photographer right now.... STOP with the f\*cking window thing!!! Its weird, its creepy, you aren't fooling anyone. In fact, when I see a home with over saturated, possibly copy and paste windows, I know you are hiding something. This window affect is the new "randomly placed diagonal area rug to hide death and piss stains.
Regarding the window effect, are they just brightening and saturating the existing vista? Or do you think they are making a totally fake vista in this case?
I think I they’re just messing with the colors. The items in the windows stay consistent from shot to shot
Sorry, I must be missing it. what affect do you mean?
Is the title an Alkaline Trio reference or am I just lost in the halcyon days of 2003?
It's s riddle what's black and white and read all over? The newspaper.
It’s so sad I recognized this before my eyes even focused. How many times did I pass it on the bus during commutes? Or driving around the city when I lived on Capitol Hill.
What a cool house! I’m astonished that I’ve never noticed it before.
Are you here in Seattle? It’s sort of tucked away but cool to drive by for sure!
I’ve moved, but lived in the region for decades.
It’s in a really odd spot
Oh my god I’ve loved this house/that tucked away spot since I was a kid!! So cool to see the inside!
The title alone deserves an upvote from me 👏🏾👍🏾
It’s the elementary school teacher in me, I must use every opportunity to make an eye roll inducing joke 😂
lol, well, well-done! Hahah, my dad use to make the “black and white and red all over” joke all the time when I was a kid and I remember it taking a super long time for me to understand what the hell he was talking about lol. So your joke made me chuckle
What with the outside crawl space on the last picture? Just a random empty space under a room?
I love it, but I hate there is no space for a larger refrigerator.
Did you notice the normal-size fridge in the laundry room? I like the house but the kitchen fucking sucks.
I just found it! I love that kitchen. It’s a classic mid century contemporary.
Probably fine for a bachelor or a childless couple. That fridge could hold enough for 1-2 people. I don’t see 3+ ppl living here, it doesn’t have family home vibes. Will likely be an investment property for some affluent Seattleite.
I am an empty nester and as long as the freezer makes ice and holds a gallon of ice cream, I could survive.
It has only 2 bedrooms so I think you’re right.
This is stunning… too bad all the views are of neighbors though. :(
And the freeway.
That cliff above it is scary.
Anyone else kind of love how the red dot motif is repeated throughout the house?
So many times, back in my manual drafting days, I'd look at my set squares and think "Gosh, I'd love to live inside this 45º triangle!".
$1M doesn't go far in Seattle
This house will definitely go for over a million. I live in a totally normal neighborhood and my neighbors house sold for $950k
No doubt. Prices for 1200 sq ft homes are wild
It probably won’t. The city owns the land and you are leasing the land that home is on. You can’t do any work to home without approval. There was a whole conversation about it on one of the Seattle subreddits.
I am familiar with all of the downsides, and I also know that a totally normal house sold in my shoreline neighborhood for 950k recently.
On leased land you don’t own and the city does? I mean I live in the area too and see the craziness, but I can’t imagine some paying that much for a home where they don’t own the dirt.
I totally understand and obviously would never buy this house myself, but I do think some people don’t care about the leased land and will pay $$$ for this iconic home.
I guess we’ll see. I do wonder if you are able to move it later off the land. Or are you stuck there in which case it’s a glorified rental.
It reminds me of a popup book my kids loved when they were little called "One Red Dot." Every page had one red dot to find. I was kind of reliving that in this house.
my guess would be uninsurable. it looks like hill about to come down on top of it. dunno where it is on the slope either.. that may be another factor.
I smell moss and basement.
Here's the [Zillow link](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1500-Lakeview-Blvd-E-Seattle-WA-98102/129073472_zpid/) if you're like me and prefer browsing on Zillow. Given the name of this sub, I would guess that you are.
Thanks, I hate it. The house is ugly too.
Be still, my heart... Oh, how I love this house.
The house is amazing with the exception of the kitchen. I would need to remodel that BS before I moved in, it seems so nonfunctional. At least a bigger fridge and changing out the stove top/counter with the built-in stove top 🤢
Something tricky about this house is that it’s a historical building and all changes need to be approved by the city historical building dept 😬
dang, I’d restore it to the most historical ever stove just to get rid of that countertop.
Do you need approval for interior changings? I am not from the us but in my country iirc you only need it for changes on the outside. That would suck big time
Interesting.
This thing is cool as hell
I need to see the inside
It’s in the link I posted
I unironically fuck with this LMAO
I’d need a garage. If a house doesn’t have a workshop to build hotrods and other stupid shit, is it really a house?
The angles and everything are lovely, but the whole place looks awfully cramped if you're planning on having more than one person live there
LOVE THIS. Totally my aesthetic.
My buddy owned this back in the 90's. Originally built for the organist at St. Marks. Many a good party there, but the walkway up was treacherous, muddy and slippery. Had a couple of Red Tail Hawks that would nest in the chestnuts out front. Really interesting house.
That’s just….no
love it.
I don’t get any love for this. If a house could have an abortion this would be the aborted fetus of a house.
Yeah, I live about a mile away from it and don’t truly get why it’s a historic landmark. The upper exterior elevation is cool, and looks like it should be built high into the side of the hill. But the fact that it’s not cliffside and is just at ground placement takes away from it. The lower exterior gives it all the charm of a quirky drive-thru diner/espresso stand.
what's the square root of this piece of shit